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The Huron News-Record, 1885-07-08, Page 4•r » & fa her this NEWSPAPER LAWS Wa call the special attention of Post motors and subicribcrs to thv following of the newspaper laws I—A postmaster is required to give Boiico UiTTBU U'ctui ning a paper docs not answer the law) when Mubbcriher does not take Ins iwper out of the' office, and irate, the xeiwou for its' not being taken. Any neglect to do so makes the postmastpi responsible to the publishers for payment. If any pmwn orders his paper dis- jontjuued, fie must pay all arrearages, or the publisher may cmitinim to scud it until payment is m’nle, and collect the whole amount, whether it be taken from t'm office or not. There can be no legal discontinuance until the payment is made. JI—Any person who takes a paper from -the post-office, whether directed to his name or another, or whether he has sub­ scribed or not, is responsible for the pay. 4—If a subscriber orders bis paper to be stoppett at a certain time, and the publish­ er continues to send, it the subscriber is bound, to pay for it if he takes it out of the post-office. Tiiw proceeds upon the ground that a man must pay for, what he uses. Z g t P - f flfi0“lu the Division Court in Goderich at the November sitting^ newspaper pub­ lisher sued for pay pl* paper, fl'lie defend­ ant objected paying on the.ground that he h n.F ordered a former proprietor of the |Mper to dijWDtinue it. The Judge held that that was, not a valid defence. ~ The. (>’.aintilf, tifo present' propiTctor, had n<> notice to discontinue -and-consequently could collect, although it was not denied that defendant had notified former pro­ prietor to discontinue. In any event iliifemlant was bound to pay for the time he bad received the paper and until he had paid mil arrears dqe for subscription, (Hi U at CII DIRECTOR!. . St. Paul a Church.— Services on Sunday at 11 a.iu. uni 7 p. ill. Bible Class, 10 ri.in. Sunday. School, 2.30 p.m. Service ori Wednesday, 8 p.m Rkv. WauAM CiiAia, B. D., Rector *r,|rt)anafta "Methodist.—Services at 10,30 a. in. and 7.00 p. in. Sabbath School at 2,30 y. m, Kbv. J. Uiikv,Pastor. , ■ Canada Presbyterian.^ Services at 11 n.m, ahi 0.30 p.ltr. Sabbath School, -.2-.30- p. ill. Rkv; AlkxI StkWAUT, Pastor. Bible Christian.—Services at 10.30 a. m. and 3.80 p. m Sabbath School, 2,30 p.m. liBV, J. Kkn'XKR, Pastor. " Baptist Church.—Sorvicc at 0.30 p. ni, ’ Sub bath School. 2.30 v. m. Rev J. GjUl’. Pastor. HURON Huron (.AMALGAMATED, Clinton, Wednesday, July 8th ••Josiar.” I never kin forget the day That we went out a-wivlkiu’ And sot down on the river bank, And kept on hours a talkin’.; He twisted up my apron string An’ folded it together, An’ Baid he thought for harvest lime ’Twas cur’us kind o’ weather. The sun went down as we sot there Josiab^seemed unea6y, And mother slie began to call ; - ‘Loweezy ^0'Loweezy I" • ■< An’ then Josbih spoke right up As I was just^q stirtin’ An’ said, ‘Loweezy, what’s the u$e —Of“U3-to-eveti*-j.miil(-nr-?J— ---———- It kind o’ rook me bpsurprise, An’ yet I knew ’twas coinin’; I’d heard it all the suminhr long In every wild bee s hummjn*; 1 d studied put the way I’d act ; But law I I couldn’t do it ; \ I meant to hide my love from him,- But seems as if he knew it; In looking down intojny eyes \ He must a seen the fire ; An’ ever since that hour I’ve loved An’worshipped.my Josiar. has an e^eeediug desire to be Iiked^ to be petted; to be something more than a mere acquaintance of those whom she admires; Sue is a genet- al favorite among women, unless th*»y chance to be jealous of her—though bow she manages that, doubtless you will be able to tell better than I ; but with men, she has the art of finding out the thing in which you ©specially desire to shine, and to ap­ preciate yon in that thing. For instance; keen little thing that she is, she discovered what my wife don*t know yet, that I am not very proud of my scribbling - think it, in, fact, very poor stuff indeed ; but I like to be considered as a man of fine taste, and keen preceptidns and sympath­ ies. Itdidn’t take Nellfojnore then three times to find rfiotT and she is always appealing to those supposed qualities. 1 knew perfectly all the timo she was playing with me ; that it is only her way- of making herself agreeable ; that she isn't occupied when away from me in picturing to herself all my good and winning qual­ ities ; and yet I like it. When Bh© is looking at me in her soft appealing ~w;iy, sb© can twist me around finger.' • Vivia gave a little sigh. 'And you say she is coming afternoon ?’ ‘Yes she will be heye at supper.”" Notwithstanding indignation, and_ pretestations ot disbelief in, Nellie’s power, I tiiink the girls were a little uneasy. Bell truly looked, superb, her bright golden hair and brilliant complexion contraoting with the deep blue of her dress. - Vivia nestled lip; to Philip closer than usual, and I am quite sure I heard her whispering <as I passed through, the music room. ‘Do you think you ' will always love me/ Philip?’ tePnly Lou, saucy, insouciante- child as she/is, disdained to . be uneasy— stood firm in her belief in her own attractions and bright faith. Nellie was invisible till the evening. Then she came, dressed simply enough in1 black - a very pretty girl, fail- but not blonde, with brown hair, brushed- away from the wide calm forehead ; tjray, cheerful ©yes, and a face in get) eral outline.of feature not altogether .unlike that of Marie Stuart. She was quiet,'almost silent. The gij’ls Tobked at one another as who should'say., ‘Is this the paragon whom we wei-O to dread-?’ and arched brows and -pursed up ; mouths in pretty- con tempt at me, noLseeing as I did, that-Nellie was simply taking their guage and a survey of her position. . She felt /instinctively a. certain stftridofflshhes8 assumed towards her by the’feminine element, and setting herself to combat it; found in^less than a week a hundred ways of be-- «ing ‘useful, and entertaining. She .was skillful-in devising ways in.which to afford the girls tete-a tetes with their respective ‘particulars ;’ behav­ ed, in 'short., more like’-a grandmoth­ er than a belle- <j)f twenty ; won them ‘ all over, even ' including Dell, who. seenied’ to- like her. grudgingly and under protest, and then was ready for action. ' . During her week fof quiesence bathe like a behemoth, tl»©'», iu bi* birouche, return exhilarated. Tlwe the herculean, bomhftHtie bravado with pnnmrd in hand, would about like a mandarin, “Av *u'l for ay e” tu some, and cant scathing looks at others. Spontaneity, buojaticy and prescience w-Ye often Hlanced by • chicanery, simony and bmlinage. Spermaceti had hot become, as now, an auxiliary of homage. Butin the age of Tnceheus and Cleophas, of EILcus and Oa.iaphas, of Rachel, Bernice and of queen Caudafiej there cam** a great change. Will Home of our readers test their friends by these exercises. A Marvelous Si TOLD IS TWO UTTERS. FROM TOE SON i'£®® ” Gvatlmw! My rattier rosiifo* Gtovar, . Vt. IIo Euu beau a great sufferer f row Kwff- U»,% and the iuelosed fetter will toll you what a wxr Yoloua effect r 'Ayer’s Sarsaparilla has lind in W» case. I think his blood must have contained tlie humor for at feast ten years; but it did not show, except in the form of a scrofulous sore on the wrist, until about five years ago., From a few spots which ay* pearcxl at that time, it gradually spread so as to cover his entire body. J asauro you he was terribly afflicted, and an object of pity, when he began nsl ug your medicine. Now, there ar© ^fowineii of 1ns age who enjoy as good health an he has, I could cosily naut®- ?***" oarsaua who would testify to the facts in his case. Yours truly, W. M, Phillu?s.,» , “Itisbptha A pleasure and ^OR ||uR ^TORY-^EADERS. ■ Nellie'The Dangerous' ‘Very well ; waft till she comes, girl, that ib_all,'..quoth I, amidst gpn era! flutterings and feminine outcries of indignation. ..te It was ^n the cosy old house at Newbury, cold enough too, we found it there, but Mrs. Haydn only kept up the better fires?and we had a bet ter.excuse forgathering about them. There .‘was- Lon ‘and-Vivia—and-I- need not say to any friend to theif’s, after that, that Doctor Guy,and Philip also, were every evening in oui-horiz unhand .my, .res iiectfuLs.fi If, J3«lLa.HLan.?... ton and Otto Winstanley. It wasjust after dinner1, and w‘e were all in the library ; Vivia was silting near me,as 1 think the little puss was fond of doing, reading out to me, here’ and there, a line from 'Geraldine’s Court­ ship’ that happened to please her, and occasionally casting a* Side glance over at Philip, who looked hall jeal ous ; Lou was teaching Doctor Guy to .crocket,.W-itli-the.drolLe8t little purs v eSTup" face unaglnabreyUe[f and OLto- ivere playing chess, and also, ii’T am not much mistaken, flirtation ; Mrs. Haydn at)d Polly were doing over a couple of neighbors characters; and I-, having read Nellie xVJiddletbn’s"let ter, had brought down on. myself a general storm ot ■ indignation -foi; warning them to look out—the men for their hearts, thex-girls for their lovers ; in reply to which I made the answer with which this Btoiy.com ruences, and was put down by Bella Stanton, who, I think, has small no> .tion of having Otto interferred with. ‘Girls, Mr. Martial jssimply teasing, us. I have seen Nellie Middletqri; Last winterVictor MeHen sjidwed . her to me at church, and as^d" me if I didn’t think she was a>u)|iner.’ I’ told him 'if ‘stunner’terfvjant pretty/ no. She has no pttrUcuhir complex­ ion (Bell 8 pipli and white cheeks were her fo£k<V, and I am sure she is stiff as aymnod.' Salmon ten ted myself with quoting te/vivia, ‘Whom tjie gods wish to de­ stroy, they Ih’st make* And Vivia said, softly, ‘Dekr Mr. Martial, ib she really .so very pleas* iug?’ ‘She really is,' ‘Do you like her ?’ ‘Yes ; I can’t help it. ■ ‘Why, is she so very beautiful ?’ , Not so very beautiful } or, wither that is not her chief attraction, She is lively, but I think what makes her so irresistible in her appreciative' ness.’ ft don’t understand? ■ there had been, though; she had alp- peared_uricqnscious of the fact; mas­ culine observers.' They .’ had; seen that she was not only lovely, but after that piquant fashion which de ■ pen^ls much on expression, and keeps you studying it. ' tel She sang sweetly, played well, con versed delightfully, had a keen -eye ■ and soft-touch ; grew on you in short ; Strengthened her hold upon yoii day ■ bYxday. .. ‘ One thing,' however, puzzled me— an bnu^ual languor, almost timidity^ in •Nelli'©, and Otto Winstanley’s al­ most incomprehensible "conduct. He had joined in node of the con­ versation autfoipatory of her arrival; and when she bias presented, there was a start and shdden paleness on Nellie’s,part, and a\udden. dark up- leaping ohcolor - andXfeeling to his face, as he muttered something about a previous acquaintance.\- Tthink no One else observed this, or the fact that this indolen\ flirta- * -I io n-w i tllTBel 1—glowed—w i t h—s u d den- and unacqcountable ardor sfoce “Neflre^k^aTrivarlte Perhaps, -^also, do . onC’else remarked that he certainly’ treated Miss Jaiddleton with down- Ylgfit rudeness and~iireglecf,“ or- *-though t -to-ask- the-na8elv^S'‘ifirman' was apt to be rude and neglectful to; wards a sweet and winning girl to whom he-was perfectly indifferent. ... ..But be.that as it might, two slow weeks went, and I saw no more clear­ ly into the mystery than I had done at fil-Bt. But one evening ■ came Nellie, and-sat down beside mein the twilight* ' ’ . . • She sat very, still, looking even ; Lpklgfutljaii usual,^amLL&tughidtMyAfcdu ~P i ty i ng her, b u t at.. & Joss. ■ b°M. ,to' manliest it, I remained, silent*, Preselltly^-ahe heaved a little sigh, . which gave ine an excuse for askin what'was the matter. ‘Uh, nothing j only I am til r physical very uhs^&ractory lii think so ? ‘ That depends^ ‘Well, I bavXfound it so.’ Th© on­ ly things jWoi’th having nr©-out ot one’s rptfeh. Walls of paper, barriers of separate more indissblubiy “than brass and adamant. Energy can 'conquer matter, but wh'at Jiqman will is .strong enough to do battl,© -w’tfepi’idennriprpjudrce?’;...:...—-i-— J.Ydu are right in general, but I don’t know how you .would apply ftlj this.’ • . ' ‘I believe I have .not Applied it.’ .. .teL.beg your pardon !' ■ ’After that we were silent, till Otto strolled-in, and giving* me*©., brief; hod, sat down and began playing with jup ’the' terrier. , Having a vauue idea that Nellie might be inclined- to- be more specific With him than meti I made Mrs.T’dlly do someone a good turn, for on© of the few times in her life, and getting up a fiction about being wanted,left them alone. What afterwards occurred I have from the best authoritj —*Nellio herself. Th’ey sat in the fast growing twi­ light, ihemorfos busy at the-keart of each; pride struggling with a feeling that, during-those weeks, had been growing too strong for it* Nelllei with bowed head, anil swimming ©yesj desperation 3 and brushing past Otto went over to the piano. As she reached it something rang out sharply—a click, as of something metalw that bad struck on the mar­ ble hearth. Nellie exclaimed. Otto stooped to pick up something that shone in the red’ firelight just at bis feet. She moved forward as if to prevent hitn ; stood then, as if paralyzed ; as he held up a ring a sir!pie little thing - only a plain gold circlet, bearing some words engraVeil-Un it, hanging from a chain attached to a hook,like a watcl - guard. ■Otto looked alternately at it and Nellie, who stood by him, crimson and speechless. ■‘Y®u have kept this all the time, Nellie ?’ Nellie was silent. ‘Why did you keep it ?’ fl wanted something to wear On the chain, and I don’t carry my watch.’ ‘Oh I I thought perhaps you cared something for it, alter all.’ ‘You thought differently when we were last together,’ —-‘I-had -reason J———-------------— - ‘That is your ass&i’tion.’ ‘Answer, then. I ask you to judge yourself. Had I not reason ? Would not any man have been justified in being incensed and outraged at your conduct ?V ‘I was very young, very thoughtless- I never dreamed that«you really car­ ed. It was pleasant-to talk and. fret, and I-liked to vex you. for the plea­ sure of the reconcilement? : ‘A strange pleasure, that was pleased with the pain it inflicted on what it loved -best. A .strange thoughtlessness, that permitted me no freedom, but claimed an unbound­ ed liberty for yourself.’ ‘You have said all those things on)e I’/returned Nellie, with some dignity. Lind it was painful enough to hear them once.’ ‘I had no intention of reproaching ypu,’ answered Otto ; ‘for out .of the bitterness of the heart, ."my mouth spoke. It is so miserable to look at .you, and think what n.jight have been, and-how now we are hopelessly separ- - ated.’ . . ‘Otto,’ said Nellie, timidly, ‘don’t you think we might be friends? Vou need not treat me quite as an enemy. It you’ have suffered, so do I ; and you cannot think what a pain-it is to see the eyes that once were my light look -so cold on me. ’ It maxes ’ me wretched. Let us, at least, be friends.” •’ . ’ '___ Otto looked at.her^earnestly, took her hand, and drew her toward him. Half unconsciously she sankdown on. the stool at his-feet, her head close, to his hand, that; following its, old habitude,' began jto stroxe „the soft bright hair. Presently— ‘No I’ -said,,.Otto, firmly. We-can- never be friends.’ ‘You are unforgiving.’ ‘Very. I will not abate an atom of my. just rights. I,-must and wilfhave you for hiy wife, as you once promis­ ed me to be, or nothing. Mere cool friendship will not satisfy me.’’ ‘And” I was not! veryl obstinate,’ '’concluded Nellie, archly, ‘as that was precisely why I came,knowing that he was'her<r’ ; ’. ‘' - , ~ - ...... I have tfieir wedding-cards before^ me now. And now 1, am going tof .whisper in the ear of the public what I then thought— Nellie dropped thes ring on pur-, pose. ‘ ‘ JI He Was a Most Unreliable The Widow Bangs, who recently lost her bosband, is black but come­ ly,. She is also as ignorant, as a legislative body on ejlufation, A few evenings ago a sensation, was created at the Blue Light tabernacle when Mrs.Bangs complained of the yerfidiiy of Parson Wbangdoole Baxt- r. “What has pur beloved pastor -don© tU hurt ypur feelings ?” asked Uncle Mose, who is a steward in the church. “He am a £rifiin% unreliable pasture. He may be as wise as de sarpent, but lie am not as harmless as de dog mentioned in dejicripebers, and I pronounces him befoah dis heah distracted meeting as a deceiver and a whelp. “Well, what did he dot’ ‘When my dear husband was alive.’continued the widowoxcitedly, ‘dat ar belpbbed pasture, as. you (Jail him, would come to my house mos' ebery day, when mV. husband- was away, ah’ hug an’ kiss me mos’ to deff, an’ told me to keep on walk­ ing in de narrow paff.’ “Mat ar was very good advice, and it seems te me yes heeded it mighty bad,’ replied Uncle Mo*e. ‘Dat ar pastur, Wbangdoole Baxs ter,’'continued the widow, sneering, "at .Uncle Mose, ‘told me dat if I wasn’t married he would lead me to the "aliar. Now, breddern an’ sistern, my husband, has been dead mos’ a mumf and de pasture ain’t said de ftist thing about (dat marri­ age ceremony, ah’ he don’t iieber como to Bee me no more?, Nervous, Debilitated Men, You are^aliqwtd a free trial of thirty <i ays of the dse of Dr Dye's Celebrated Voltaic ..Belt with Electric Suspensory Appliances, for', the-speedy relief and permanent cure of Nervous Debility, loss ^oLYUality .and M^hhnpd, and,alkkindr.ed troubles. A,Iso, for mauy other diseases Complete restoration to' health,, vigor and-manhood guaranteed. Nd risk, is incurred," . Illustrated pamphlet, with full information, terms, etc., mailed free by addressing Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich. r, ■_. f 31.8y-c343 ■ ‘Yes,’ remarked a conceited young bachelor, ‘I have the greatest admir­ ation for the fair sex, but I never expect to marry —oh, dear, no!’ ‘Indeed,’ remarked a lady. ‘Then 1 am to understand that you not only admire women, but you havea sincere regard for them as well? ' The discovery Of . tlie Instantaneous'process of taking, photographs has been’ quickly followed in the medical world by a perfect and instantane­ ous remedy for a)l acute' aches and pains, as Neuralgia, Toothache, Rheumatisnr, etc.- This' valuable remedy is called Fluid Lightning,; arid.- is sold at 25. centS"a bottle by your Druggist. ■ -----.------—=— --------- -------^_335.5t-i-— ? ---------- t : Tests of Pronunciation- Don t you The following composition, accord­ ing to a Writer in. the Homiletical Review, came from a Teachers’ lnsti tute in Fennsylyahfa. ’’He' asqert'J’ that not one in fifty will read it correctly Jut ■ sight, ' Submitted to bishops, editors, professors, authors, - etc., it has never been read in his. hearing with less than five errors,, while he. has "Iciiowu ministers of considerable prominence ■ to . miss twenty eight of these common words; A sacrilegious son of Belial, Who suffered from bronchitis, having exhausted his finances, in order to , make good the deficit, resolued to ally himself to a comply, lenient, , and docile young lady of the Malay \r Caucasian race. He accordingly purchased-a calliope, and a pecklade Of “^dllSfaiel'^ n secured a suite of rooms at a leading hotel near theMepot, b© engaged the head-waiter of his coadjutor. -He" then despatched a letter-of the most unex'ceptioiial caligr.iphy.. extant/ • inviting, the . young lady to a -matiiiee.-- She revved at the idea, refused to coijsidW.’herself sacrific­ able to hiH^<resiyi’^;tda.ivi'8oijljL4v--porlTt’Gf”‘ note of refusa.l^«wTreSei vitig4 wh ic 1) • -fettenizhyine.neal with ‘tlrtr queei'i/ H^tnen procured’ a carbine and a Rowie-knife, - went 'to an isolated spot behind an abode of squalor,' sever^f. liis, jugglar vein, and dis charged tlxUcoutents of the carbine into his abdomen. The debris was reuioVed by the coroner, who, from leading a life in the culture of belles- lettres and literature, hail become a sergeaiimt arms, in the Legislature, of Arkansas,' ' "/"■ .* To the foregoing we append an exercise wliicli contains, besides words from our common literature iiuyny from th© English Scriptures, especially some proper nam»Ei, the bright, pronunciation^of-- ft I Lof "-which- few of our readers are accustomed to bear from the pulpit, or in tji© Sabbath School, or at home. Hubakkuk did not prophesy at Beersheba, nor at Bethubara where John baptised without a baptistery. Of Betlisaida, Em* mans, .Ceucbfea,. Bethphnge, • Eph* ratali and Golgotha he does not speak. ‘ In his day ancestral cus-> toms ruled, Infants were wrapped in swaddling clothes, No fire was ’quickened by a bellows nor criminal hanged on a gallows. Telegraphy was unknown. Harpers took the place of pianists'and of players on the violoncello. To a sovereign bows and courtesies were blade. Meii who never saw a spaniei, almond, nor apricot could conjure and mesnierise, be complaisant to diplomatists or caricature them. For restoratives they took balsamic drugs. Casting aside thifL bromides j of allopathy aijd fond of hydropathy itlmy frequented UaVhs ceLnehted -The best way to secure downright horseshoe luck is to keep your eyes open and grasp the opportunity be­ fore it turns.the corner. ■ L-------—;—2----- A NASAL INJECTOR free with each bottle pf. Shiloh’s Catarrh-Rem­ edy, Pi-ice 50 cents. Sold by J. II; Combe. 336-ly . ‘Have you finished your story, Mr? Sergeant” Byle?’ asked Mr. Barnes Peacock, Q, C., somewhat supercili­ ously, as vt:he sergeatit sat down in court,-after an- elaborate’ speech to the judges., ‘I have,’ was the quick reply, ‘and now, Mr .Peacock you can unfold your tale.’- ’ ' To most childreh the bare suggest- ionof a.dosfc of castor-'Oil is nauseat­ ing. “Why not, then, when pfrysic is necessary lor the little ‘ ones? use Ayer’s Cathartic Piils ? They com-.: bine every essential and valuable- principle of a cathartic medicine, and being sugar-coated are easily taken. FROM THE FATHER , | __ a duty for mo to state to you the benefit X have derived from the use of Ayer's Sarsaparilla, Six months ago 1 was completely covered with a terrible humor and scrofulous sores, jiao humor caused an incessant and intolerable itching, and the akin cracked so as to ea?<se the blood to flow in many places whenever I moved. My suiferings were great, and ivy life a burden. I^Rjiiunj&tjced tlie usB Gf r^ar Sarsapaiulla in April? last, and l>wo ’ . it regularly since that. time. My co:1 began to improve at oneo. The eoics . All healed, mid 1 feel perfectly well la c roapect—being now able to do a good t wo'rk, although73 yca-s of ago. Many i». , whnjt lias wrought ruck a cure in my cm >, r ml I toll thorn, ns I huvo hero tried to it 11 you, A’ KA’SJSABSAW'' ”.LA.' Gtever, Vt., Uvi. £1; 1822. ' . Yours gratefully,. . I1XBAM ItelLUrS,” Aveu’8 |5AI’S*?»’»fLliA cures Ecroftea an ! all Evrafulous Coxni’laluls. Erytep- elas, IS crema, King-.vcrm, l>le lte;cs, Sores, Boils, Tumors, and Eruptions of. the Shin. It clearB the blood of all hnpu-. rliios, aids digestion, stimulates the action qt , the bowels, arid thus restores vitality,, and- - .•strengthens the whole system. . PREPARED BT Dr. J. 0. Ayer & Co., Lowe!!, Mass. Sold by all Druggists; $1, six bottles for *&, Caution- The wonderful success «of DR SMITH'S GERMAN WORM RE­ MEDY has induced the introduction of several vile imitations, The word “WormCrine,” a, registered trade mark, is stainped on each cake, with­ out which uoiie are genuine. Use no other. A box in the house will- save many a doctor’s visit. 845:2t There is a good deal of quiet humor in the few lines in which a certain country pap r .commented on polit­ ical affairs:—‘The scarcity of.ne.w hats in the street shows that very little interest was taken in tfie election.' Another humorist’ observes:—‘It takes eight hundrep full blown roses to make a tablespoonf'ul of perfume; whi 1st ■RT'shillin^gte^bTlirTofTcbolted onions, will scent a neighborhood.’ ■ A Wise Conclusion. rf ydubave vainly tried many rem­ edies for rheumatism, it will be a wise conclusion to try Hagyard’s Yellow Oil. It cures all painful diseases when other medicines fail. 335-2t No man is bettered in any way by ■the use of profane language. It com mends no one to good and virtuous society’;, it disgusts the refined, and shocks the moral and the good. Nothing marks a man as morally worthless more surely than this vile practice. Roy. J. G. Fallis, Dutton, certifies .; ’’Forsome years my wife his been troubled with.Dyspepsia, and tried oiie thing titter Another 'rOuoinnionded _Atitli_p.llt_little_oj'_-nLi^eltecL.till—a.dlliseiteto-^i...e_ McGregor’s Speedy Cure 'a trial. Siiieo taking the first Iwttlo I have noticed improvement, and . can with eOIffldonce rccoininend .it to he one of, it niit the best' medicines extant for iDjapepsia. ■ ■This invaluable luMieino. for Liver. Cdtnpiaint, Indigestion, Kidney Complaint., is purely veget­ able. .Sold at your Drug store.. Trial bottles given free, ’ ’ .. ,83f>-r>t. ‘Before marriage,’ she pouted, tyou used to speak of .my beautiful,auburn locks; but now you call me ret!bead­ ed.’ ‘My dear,’ replied the heartless man, ‘marriage opens the eyes. Be­ fore that'event, I was color blind 1’ “ ..All well Pleased.—The children xlike"Dr. Low’s Pleasant worm Syrup and parents rijoice over its virtues. ■ , ,335-.5t . A New Hampshire court has lately decided that a physician’s horseand- . buggy^are ‘toolsteand as .Such are ex— eiupt from seizure for debt when' they are necessary to enable him to practice-his profession with reason­ able success. /; Dangintous Pitsjj-jeJJten.cause<LbA,~ worms. - Freeman’s Worm. Powders destroy worms. 335-5t. A Lewiston physician’s father, when -quite young, was bitten by a vicious horse, the horse’s-teeth' closing over his ear lohe„and taking out a small, piece of-the Upper • part. The mark ol t,he woutided ear skipped one gen eration'*'and has appearStfb ,lfi~tlie Tewision physician's son,- there being on the little fellow’s ear tha, plain ..maiiking.ot the earlhat showed, years" ago,u,j)on,his.grandfather. jBg.jSURE YOU G~ET THE IQENUINU Mur- ' ^AX,,*^717X0’4N a FLORIDA WATER. .There *ar© Counterfeits, but if you- will hold a leaf of the pamphlet, which is aroun.d each bottle, up to the light/you--will see in faint letters, .water-marked in the paper, the words f'LANMAN A KENP, NEW YORKj” and where you -cannot find this, you- may be sure the article is not gen­ uine. A ForfiiV BiiiliAy told vcc^nt**' ly that be waa ambiguous, declared that the charge was false, as he had not drank anything for a year. Alfnost every person -has some form of scrofulous poison latent in his Veins, When this develops in scrofulous sores, ulcers, or eruptions, 'orTakes lfid form olT rheumatism, of organic diseases, the suffering that ensues is terrible beyond description. Hence the gratitude ol . those who discover, as thousands yearly do,that Ayer’s .Sarsaparilla will thoroughly eradicate this evil from the system. A Double Piiwose. The popular rem Ilagyard’s Yellow Oil, is used both internally and ©x ernally, for aches, pains, ©Olds, croup, rheumatism, deafness and diseases of an itillummatory nature. 335 2t —JPhe first condition of manhood is 'good health. A young man should have determination enough to say' “no ’tA every thing which'.would tend ■ to undermine it. Late .hours, t'obac-. co,: and alcoholic stiinulauts ^are . among the fruitful causes of weak-, ness and ill health, - : . SHILOH S' CATARRH REMEDY—' a positive cure forCatarrh, Diptheria, and Canker Mouth. Sold-by J. H. Combe. ’ 336-1 y A. correspondejit wants to know ‘how skin csiDbe' tarirred ?’ “He" njust have been a re arkahly good boy when he went to school not to'have learned that among Other branches.. WILY WILL YOU cough when Shiloh’s: 'Cure will give, immediate relief. Price Octs;, 5J cts., and #1' Sold by J.. 11. Combe. 336 ly. . ‘Now,’then, Patrick,’ said the ther- chant tohis new o tite bov, ‘suppose you go for the mail J ‘Yis, sorj, ah’ What kind ol/lnale would ye be .want- ih’?Tndian mule or oat male'?- . . ----- — -----—* ' 'z Tor. NettleJ|^sh4 '^u m mer H ea.tj. .Er'.iptions an<l'gy neral toilet purposes - Use-Low’8-Sul plrUr.iSoap.^_ite^ t335<2t^ ‘There is one tiling T dreader A marked Henderson, ‘and that is a premature burial.’ ‘Don't worry about that replied Fogg, the' thing is Im­ possible. There is no danger of your being burietfetoo spoil.’ a Perfect beauty 1b only attained by pure blood and good health.. These adqUiretnentH givF the possessor a pleasant expression, a fair,deal’skin, 'and the rosy bloom of health, dock Blood Bitters purify the and tone the entire system healthy action. 335-2t ‘Don’t yon think,’ sail Kt^eper,jUia t,,whf*U .-Ailftin~-reftl ized the vastness of the world into, which he had been’ushered, he mUbt Imvo had a great deal on his rnitidl’ ‘Well,’responded M>s. Blunt, ‘from the photographs I have seen of him, 1 should say that' whatever . lie did have on must have bean on his tni"<l CottermaN <& McFarland write a& follows : Wapakonetaj 0*, Jun©, 1877. CentsHaving been, in the livery btisiness for th© past ton years, and having many cases of Colic in horses under our treatment, and having1 tried many remedies and liniments io cur© It, wo found that th© best, cheapest, and quickest remedy lor Colic in Horses is Perry Davis’ Pain- Killer, and w© honestly affirm that we never failed to our© th© worst jcasoA of Colic av© ©ver saw, and w© 'But I tell you he’s a good man •I don't cure if he is, I shan’t vote for him,’ .‘Why?’ ‘He tries to put on airs.’ ‘In what way1)’ ‘Why, b’gpsh, he wears two suspenders ’n carries his te'rbacker in a box, at)’ he never thought o’clinckiu’ bis pants into his boots till ho wanted the nomination.’ WOKDER-ROOKS in no trifling sens©, but th© best literature of the world presented in excellent and attractive form, atpricessolow as to excite universal “wonder.” LIBRARY Of STANDARD HISTORY. Containing in one volumo, imperial oot*vo, good type, with numerous flnellluBtra- tions, the whole richly bound in fine clotli, ornamented, the following celebrated works, unabridged: GREEN’S Larger HISTORY of the ENGLISH PEOPLE. CARLYLE'S HISTORY of the FRENCH REVOLUTION. CREASY’S Fifteen DECISIVE BATTLES of the WORLD. SCHILLER’S HISTORY of the THIRTY YEARS* WAIL Harper & Brothers’ lowest price for these four great works is <14.50 ; my price is $2.50; postage 40 cents extra. “ A wonder-book in more senses than. one. The idea, of put­ ting a work like this at only <2.50 per copy, seems preposter­ ous: and yeti here is wisdom in it, for everybody will want it, and it will thus be the means of advertising and introducing the numerous other valuable books which the publisher is put­ ting forward,”—Christiun at Work, New York City. “ It is truly a marvel of skill and a triumph of modern me­ chanical art that such a noble volume can be furnished at so small a cost. Whether we admire its large proportions, beau­ tiful binding, fair page, excellent paper, numerous and strik­ ing illustrations, numbering nearly 100—all are<Qx8t-class.”—- Christian Cynosure, Chicago, III, LIBRA R T of ST A NBA RD PORTS, containing in one imperial octavo handsomely bound volume, of about 1,100 pages, Bour­ geois and Brevier type, leaded, the following works, unabridged; Scott's-Complete Poetifcnl and Dramatic Works. Complete Poetical Works of Robert Burns. Complete Poetical Works of Thomas Moore. Equally good editions of these are not elsewhere obtain­ able for less than $4,50; my price $2.00 ; postage 84 cents. ILLUlTMATIll HISTORY,' LHWARY of CLASSIC PROSE. Tn on© imperial oo- tavo yoluma qt about fKX) pageu, handsome typo, ap4 cloth ornamented, the following famouaeways and works» Maoauluy’< Easaya on John Stuart-SI1I1 On Idberty. JP. CL Hamorton'a The Xntelfpctnal XJfco I Herbert Spencer- on Education. .« Oreat Thought a from Oreek Authpra« Or eat Thought* from Eatfn AH.thoini* j ' Complete Enray* by Eord Baoon* Complete »• Better* of Juniua.” Xrving'a lt|p Van. Winkle nnd Other BlcetcheaZ 1Va«hlngt<>u’« Farewell and Other AddreaM*. hlacuulay’a Life of Frederick the Great. ---- Th© above cannot be obtained from any other publishing house for less than <10; my price la $l.T5f postage 80 “ This is indeed a wonder-book, in the amount and valuable quality of its cohtents. The wonder Iq bow ©uch a book, which is a library in itself, can be sold at such a price.”—Alefhc odist Recorder, Pittsburgh, pa. “Your ‘Historical Wonder-Book’ IS& wonder—a. wonder how an imperial octavo volume of over 1,000 pages, with many illustrations, clear type, fine paper, handsomely bound, con­ taining four standard historical works of great value, can bo sold for $3.50,”—Benson J. Lossxng, LL.D., the Historian. CO U PON Tl11’ L'wpon "111 be receivedinlieuoM^enS^aSTtowSdWel nif,u tq prle# of either ot above works, it »ent withiu ten day« from date otl • v • m, this paper (mention name ot paper). Thl« offer Uto aecure you»l PR03IPT response and Indicate tbo paying advcrtlilng mediums.______ lOO^PAOE CATALOGUE sent free.a The best lit- ©rature of the world at the lowest prices ever known. Books s^t jfor EXAAII^ATION- BEFORE PAYZIENT on reasonable evidence of good faith, Address JOHN B. ALDEN, Publisher, P. O. Box 1237. 393 Pearl Street, New York, Seriously Ill. A person suffering with pain and heat over the small of the back, with r weak weary feeling and Jrequent headaches, is seriously ill and should look out for kidney disease. Bur­ dock Blood Bitters regulate the kid­ neys, blood and liver, as well as the stomach’ and bowels. 335>2t A physician much attached to his. profession and hi^-own skill, during his attendance on a man of letters, observing that the patient was very punctual in taking all his medicines and following -his rules, exclaimed in all the pride of his heart: ‘Ah, my dear sir, you deserve tfc> be illl’ ‘ ABE YOU MADE miserable by In. digestion, Constipation, Dizziness, Los of Appetite, Yellow Jjkin? Shiloh’s Vitalizer is a positive cure. Sold by J. II. Combe, 336 ly-e.o.w A BARGAIN Ai KA CENTS Kfk (JV A POUND. '-'G —O—0— The Best ever offered in this vicinity for the Also, General equally cheap. FLOUR AND on hand. -u. money. GROCERIES, FEED always ~ THQS. STANBURY, —........:■-------------------——=—--------------—2---------------— A Safe Investment. Investing twenty'five cents for a bottle of Hagyarfl/i Pectoral Balsam, the best throat and lung healer known. Cyr&s coughs, bronchitis, aBthma. and all pulmonary com-.- plaints, ■ •• 33i)-2b. . teDid“ you ev’er. not ice how a woman takes the cork-out ol a bqt-tle?’ asks, an.exchange. -Nq, sir. 'We letrlre- woman notice how we take tbe~Coi’ii out of a bottle. No gentleman will stand idly by and let a wo nan strug­ gle to get a cork out of. a ;bottl&? If ta.kes her too long. SHILOH S CUKE wili iminediately relieve <Jr.oup, Whooping Doughy and Bronchitis. iSold by J. 11. Combe.’ , • . W - - te a , -336-ly -‘Yes, sir,' said. Jenkins, ‘Smithers, is a man who keeps his word, but then he has to.’ ,‘H<»wr is that?’ asked, Jones.. ‘Because no-One will take it.’ ■ TO MERCHANTS’: > How to Sell Goods . ------TALK TO—. • CLUCAS . ' ‘ aoDspRxdjr rTENHON; FARMERS! • -----MANIL AdTURER OF— o ®. O CARRIAGES, WAGONS, &C., Corner of Huron and Orange Streets, CLINTON., * ’ The Imprc ved Timpkin r uggy a specialty. . In Durability, Lightness and Appearance equalled, by no other. All the latest improved vehicles kept constantlv on hand. Fl R ST “ CL ASS * BLACKSMITH in. cunubction; Best material and workmanship in all' ■ . . " , * branches. ■ ' ' , ‘ . - ALL W(kK WARRANTED, - - PRICES REASONABLE. ©^^Re.pairing- arid. Repainting Promptly Attended to. 7 J i r fin Fd ZFS, (kNIC S>.»■ PANLLS^ ILLEFS, «C. T lie Bazaar ■ Fasli.ibn JJaoks for_l883_ar© 'ou t a n d ca n be. h adjfor _n.athln g_ Oall and sev the papers and'get a Book •- ■ ’ ... .■ - .x.-^ ■. te- ' ' ■ ■ will find the4 , - W A L- - i PAPER 1 ■ , The time foT Houie-Cleuuing is near Parlor, Diiiiii'’<-Room3. pr Bed ,• ■■ •' Room / Papers, ’emen's!. Implements!’ Arouse the Liver when torpid with National.' Pilis, a good an ti-bilious - cathartic, sugar-coated. ” 335-21 ■ ■■ . ■ ■ ' . . ■ : ... Not a. bad answer was made by - a- sportsman -'returning from ..the • marshes, when asked it he had shot anything. ‘No,’ lie said, ‘but I have, given ti\e birfls a good serenading.’ A’clnsGoii & P-arkb’s Carbolie-Cerate in invalu­ able for ’Wounds, Sores, Suit Ltbeum, Cuts, Burns, Scalds and Festers, as a Dealing and pur­ ifying, dressing, ; Do not be imposed Upon with’ other useless preparations,-reeonunended to bo as good.- Use only-McGregor & Parke’s Carbolic Cerate. - Sold by all Druggists.—» .3’J6-6.t, - — - /Is it proper‘for a married woman 1 to dance?’ Oh, 'yes,- providing •.Blip' dances With some other than her hus­ band. To be surej it muy not bt^im- prop^er f^J)©rTKt.oYdaiico with- ffiim; "Gut then there’s no fun in iu ’• Til A " HAi 'KING COfGd can b <o qiiD'kly cured y Jilloli s Cuic, guarantee it. ; Sali>l by XH. Combe Best and Latest Patterns , McCOHMICK SELF-BINDERS, •REAPERS, MOWERS, ' SEED DRILLS, HORSE RaKES- PLOWS, . ' . ETC;' ETC.; A. '. ' ■' . And all Impiements .used on a farm; ^as Good as tlrw Best, and as Cheap ' -i . as the Cheapest, at- Js. "’EL ■ IMPLEMENT. WARERO.OMS, ULINTO.N,' ' ' ONTAREC Iwsin&sM tele- nt .b'huoiiicu- of- LORD -Mc­ Cormick' Block, Chicago 111 , ■ ; - ■ ‘SI,0.60;FORFEIT^' Having' the utmost confi lepce ih’its sup6riQritx over aliotliers., uikl afteraliousiuids of tdsts of the 'most complicated and ■sevei'Cst.-ciiseS we could find, we feol justified in olfering'to forfeit One .’Thousand Dollars for tiny cascvdf UbugliS',-colds,- sore tli'roatruiHuenzu, lioarsejiiiss)bronchitis, con­ sumption, in its.early' stages,. whooping, yougl'i,' and.all diseases oLtl;o,tl.>rbat arid lungs, except Asthma, for which wKtfnly claim, relief, that" we ' can’t cure with West^ Cougli Syrup, *wbcti taken ®aec.ordingJ to dircetidhs. Sapiple buttles 25 mid ’50 cents; large b6ttlcS on.e dollar. Genuine wrap­ pers qnjy injrfue. Sold b.V all druggists, or sent by exprossxln receipt of price. JOHN U. WEST .St CO., sufe.proprietors, 81 and 88 King street E., TorpMo Out, J. H.-L'ombc, agent, Clinton. 314 Bur tfiood Co'" a FOR DYSPEPSIA and Liver Com plaint, you-have a printed guarantee dn every bottle ol,Shiloh’s Vitalizer It never fails to cure. Sold by J. II Combe. < 326 ly.. HEALTH IS WEALTH k a-“ d - $500 REWARD! ■.PI POWDERS. nt to t ko. Coiitriifftlioir owl .5 a r fe. Btiro, and effectual iu Childien or Aduite «« 7 GODEFUCH. ■US’ lie ^ells^Oheaper than/any onp^on top of the Earth te VICTORIA BLOCK ' ; V>—----’O----——O—-----^...1, -■ Having purchased a lurge -stock of BOOTS AND SHOES At Greatly Reduced Prices I am prepared to sell LOWER THAN THS LOWEST Both Light.atid Heavy,. Double and Single, at GREATLY REDUOEP PRIflRR- -■ Trunks & Valises away down'. • -Baby Carriages in .great variety. -5,000 Burches of High Land Pine and-Ctdar Stales. Keinarkhbl® Rcsturatibn. ."Mi’S. "Adelaida O’Brien, ofBuffalo, N, Y.t, was given up tn die by het* phystciaffs, M inembk with Con-* umptfon. ItprovAd Liver ComptaitiL lAllteORjN G. West~of England, Scotch and- Foreign Suitings-—^ . (& Trouserings, English & French Worsteds. SMITH, THE*CLOTH ER, Goderich, has a splendidly assorted stock of ni w Spring and hummer Goods. ■ Ordered and Retidy-m .d- Sniis at the .lowest prlecs ever lieard o'—none btif tli© best, of trlimnhigs nsed, and perfect bts guaranteed. A full line of CENTS’- - FURNISHINGS always In stock, Call and see, It. will-pay you. • . .. AB A HAM SMITH, Ths Square. GODEEICH, ONT. I iwtI pjHSrxstiw'rW I WE will pay tlio above reward fdr-ahy - case Of -digcgtion;~Uonstipa.ti!on orCostiveiiess wecannqt. ■oure^witlL W08tisyi)gfttubl()LLhto tEil lsF;.wJuui_th&- directions are strictly complied.with. ■ .They ar<r purely Vegetable, and never fail to give satisfac­ tion. Sugar.Coated. Liirgo boxcS, containing 30 Pills’, 25 cents. For sale by all Druggists. Be­ ware Of counterfeits and imitations. The gfinti- ineihanufactured only by JOHN C« WEST&CO., “The Pill Makers,” 81 and ^3 King-si.,HE., Toron­ to, Ont. Freo trial packaues Sent- b.\ mail pre- paid on receipt of a 3 cent slump. J; H, Combe, •ageiii.Clihtoii ’ ‘ ' 3IJ4y" ' WILL CURE OR RELIEVE BILIOUSNESS, DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION, JAUNDICE, ERYSIPELAS, SALT RHEUM, HEARTBURN, headache, And every tpnefes of dts«as* arfelqiF ditOflidl-dd L'VXR, KIDNEY8. STOMACH, ; BOWELS OR BLOOD, 1 ' ’ ■ | DIZZINESS, DROPSY,-- FLUTTERING OF THEHKA^ ACIDITY OF THE STOMACH, DRYNESS ' ' OF THE SKIN, Dr. E, O. * West’s Ne«ve and Brain Treatment, a guaranteed specific for Hys* teria, Dizziness, Convulsions, Fits, Nervous Neuralgia, Headache, Nervous Prostration caused by the use-of alcohol or tobacco, Wakefulness, Mental Depression, Soften­ ing of the Brain resulting in insanity and leading to misery, decay and death, Prc- jnratifrcf Old Age^Barronncss, Loss of power in either sex, Involuntary Losses and Sper- matoiyfhoea.caus6d by over-exertion of the brain, self-abiule’or over-indulgence. Each >ox contains biie month’s treatment. ' $1.00 a box, or six boxwfoi*. <5.00, sent by mail prepaid on receipt, ef price. i We Guarantee Six Boxes To cure any case. With each "order re­ ceived by us for six boxes, accompanied with $ff.O0, wo will send’ the purchase)’ our . written guarantee to refund the money If the treatment does not effect a cure. Guarantees issued only by John C. West & Co., 81 and S3 kiiig-st. E,, Toronto, Ont. J II. Combe, agent, Clinton. " 314-ly T. COOPER & SON, He w Reason’s Teas from 15 to 75c. per Pound. Chase,& Sanborn’s COFFEE a specialty, all grades and Prices. Christie, Brown & Co’s Biscuits. "'HAMS, BREAKEAST BACON, ETC. Barge and Ooinplete Stook of China, New Crockery, Glassware, &o. Goods promptly delivered, Gall add examine pur store, which is the —-^LARGEST AND JfEATEBT GROCERY IN a?dwjf-— T. COOPER & SON. if.niiw A 4, I ■ures Coughs Coioiq CANTELON BROS., General Grocers and Produce ' Merchants,, '■ flACEY’S OLD STAND, ALBERT STREET, CLINTON. Choice, Fresh Family Groceries CONSTANCY in stock. TEAS-EXTRA VALUE. Farm Produce take at Highest Price. •».