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The Exeter Advocate, 1890-11-6, Page 3+e, IrAtit toper and the Sea. Uo held a dipper in I1U hand, And bravety did he ply With all the strength 49 his COMMaild. To dip the (neat; " And ail the Ships that sail eses be 0 And go froni land to land, On the drybottom of the sea, Shall siuk into the saud. "The waves are powerless to reslat, Through Lne tuisIIled shall be The words of the evangelist, ' There shsli he no more sea.' " And so be plies his dipper fast. And does net ceade to try, As long as strength and life Shall pat, TO dip the ocean dry. • And like this madman even we, With little dippers, try To drain the vastness of the sea, And dip the 01680 dry. The sea of knowledge with its din Before us breaks, and we, We thrust our little dippers in, A.nd think we've drained the see. And bound within a narrow creed, Shut in by walls and towers, We deem we have oo further need— The truth of God is ours, Then let tho endless babblers be, Who for more wisdom erir, We've thrust our dippers in the Sea, And drained the coan dry. —S. W. Pose in Yankee Blade. nitre te etensekeepers. A pie or eueterti will not burn if in the •oven with a (Hale of water. A gallon of lye put into a barrel of hard water will make it as soft AS rain water. lehrunken, half -worn bed blankets or comforts, pest using on a bed, make good pads to pat natter the etairmarpet. The muekrnelou usuelly has nine ridges, which are seperated by narrow stripe of emooth skin, and if these strips are green the melon is a good one to leave alone. There is no better diet for ohildren than milk, not cream, which is apt to be a little too rich for the stomach. As a soporific+ nothing equate a glass of milk taken just before retiring. aeRaisins may be molly stoned by pouring oiling water over them and letting them stead for five or ton minutee. Drain, then rub eaoh raisin between the thumb and linger tilt the made come out clean. A simple and effsetual remedy for ivy - poisoning ie stud to be sweet epirits of niter. Bathe affected parte two or three times during the day, and the next morning little trace of the poison will remain. The old-time gimp loops for lace curtains are passe. They are seldom seen any more, the curtain being caught back by bows instead, or, in foot, in any gromeful way as long as you avoid the conventional gimp. To take iron stains from marble use an equal quantity of fresh spirits of vitriol and lemon juice ehaken together in a bottle. Wet the spots and in a few min- utes rub with soft linen and the spots will disappear. To make water -proof writing -ink, an ink which 'will not blur if the writing is exposed to rain : Dissolve 2 ounces shellac in 1 pint elaohol (95 per cent.) filter through chalk, and mix with best lamp- black. If you vvish year floor„ mattings to look as fresh and bright at the Mose of the sum. mer as when they were laid in the spring eee that they are cerefully wiped off after each sweeping with a soft cloth, wrung out of salt and witer. Hissed the Cold Tombstone. As stated, the tombstone has received its finishing touch, and heel been looked upon for the last time probably by the dead man's brother. Madera Benwell visited the ohumh-y ard on Saturdey and stood gazing at the cold marble slab for some time. This was not hie first visit to the grave by any means, but it was doubtless his het, for he left to -day for England. What awful emotions must have overcome him as he eta farewell to " Connie's " last resting place on earth! Had he a feeling of revenge or one of sympathy for Reginald Birohall ? As be wiped away the tears and turned to go his good-bye to hie dead brother's grave was sealed with a hies upon the cold tombstone, and then, turning to Captain Grigge, he thanked him kindly for his attention in the past and made arrange- ments to keep the plot in repair in future. 111 may never see you again,' he said as he left, "but 1 know yoa will always have an eye to this grave."—Woodstock Standard. What the Editor Heard. Philadelphia Record " I'm a Holm must," shrieked a hideous fiery -tongued Objeot in the city editor's ears. 4, And I am a Dull Thud," growled an Object of gloom. The oity editor made two grabs at the reporter's copy and hurried to the elevator shaft. " What was that ?" inquired the man. aging editor. "I dropped a Holocaust down the ele- vator shaft with a Dull Thud," responded the oity editor, and a silence which might have been Quay fell upon the editor's desk without making a sound. Right Yon Are. New York Herald: A poor Italian .ap- plied for naturalization papers yesterday morning. In order to find out whether he was worthy to enjoy the privileges of a citizen some serious questions were pat. Among others was this ponderous, solemn and impressive query: "What are men sent to the Legielature in Albany for ?" The Italian fumbled with his forelock and stared at vacantly, then blurted out this le31319 "To make money." That man has imbibed the true spirit of at haat one of our great American inti. tutions. About Vegetarians. The vegetarians are without doubt the worst enemies of vegetarianism. for my- self, I am a very small meet -eater. I do not doubt that a large number of my fel- lommountryrnen would be both healthier ,and wealthier were they to reduce their butchera' bills by, say about 75 per cent. But whenever I direct my attention to the rpublio discussions or utterances of vege- Wiens 1 beootne convinced of the intimate etonneotion between abstinence) from flesh and weakness of intellect. This drives me back in elarm to my flesh -pot. So it is • doubtless with many othera—London ;Truth. Great Luck. t1 And yon mean to say that your train .croseed the chasm where the bridge had 'tanned without being wrecked? Remark. able 1 What kept it from going down'Z" " As good luck would have it, just at that moment it was being held up by train 'robbers." Alvan Clark is completing a lens for a Mos Angeles observatory that aril' beat the Lick teleecope. It will cost 600,000 to '670,000. Through this glass the moon will look as if only 100 miles away, and if there are any cities or large buildings on its our. face their presence Will be revealed through its aid. The glass, it is thought, will also settle the question es to the supposed signals of light whioh the inhabitante of blare are underatood to be Making to the people of the earth. AMONG NORTHERN ROOKS. An Autumn. Holiday in the North Ontario Lumber Regiens. 100 ACRES OF LAND FOR $1, Ton can see Some rough country in a few houre' travel aorthward from Hamilton. I spent a brief holiday this fall in and around the townehip of Rama, Ontario county, and at the risk of being dubbed disloyal I moat say I found it, from the standpoint of an agrioulturiet a moat un- int/4nm neighborhood. Originally the owl oovering the granite and limestone rooks was thin enough—so thin that the" bones" protruded "'frequently and the plowshare often skimmed the rook—hut the frequent fires which leave swept over the slashings have burned off the soil, until vaet areas which once grew mammoth pines exhibit little surface save rock, or that moss which indicates that it alone can subsist on the ecant remnants of aoil whioh have escaped. In other places where the soil is of a sandier nature, or where by reason of moisture it has escaped destruction by fire, scrub birob, balm, sumach and other undergrowth have taken poesession. TIBIBER, ONCE PLENTIFUL, is no longer a matter of nicety of choice on the pert of the lumbermen. The country was culled over first about thirty years ago and it hae been suomseively visited by axe - men of all degrees of careful or ea eless selection until now the chief ean r ob• Mined far up the Head and Black rivers and the several brenches of the Severn. There ie little timber on land not deeded that is of value and what there is it is dn.. milt to obtain --partly by reason of its in- acceseibility, but chiefly became of the domin-t/ammanger policy of those who oon- trol the licenses. WASTE 01' PINE. Some of these liceneees having culled over their limits will diepoee of the oull timber out or standing on tonne to permit its being utilized; but many make it a rule not to sell and prefer to see the fire devour millions of feet to making a sale to rival lumbermen. I was shown overlarge tracts of land on whioh stood much burned pine, some of h already worthless because of "punk spots" and more that will soon become so, that is owned by licensees who simply refuse to allow it to be worked up into lumber. Every year or so a big fire gets in its work and the dead timber of a former year becomes fuel to feed it. A couple of years ago a great lire burned from the railway a short distance north of Longford, eastward. Thousands of aores were burned over, millions of feet of timber were destroyed, whioh, had it been sold at the local mills would have been turned into money ; and the settlers and mill men were obliged day and night to stand between fire and ruin e.nd work as only desperate men can work to save their all. THE 110ALS, as may be supposed, are not the best in the world, although that fault is not due to look of " solid bottom" or stone to repair them. I drove from Fawkleam out through Seabright—a kind of oaeis—up through Digby and Dalton. Considerable Government money had recently been epent in repairs, but were the roads left to the local municipalities I fear horseback riding would receive a stimulus. Hilly, winding °yap rocky, broken stretches, with on occasional orosswayed swamp, with huge boulders heaved out upon the fiat endue:I—sometimes grenite blocks as big as a large room lying on flat limestone— ete if to invite wonder at the subterranean forces that hurled them from their strata. these thoroughfares would not be chosen for pleasure driving. Yet that and the Gravenhuret road are the best in the vicinity. On some of the roads there are portions which menace even a careful driver and sure-footed horse with brokEn limbs. LAND IS VERY CHEAP, and it ought to be. A man who wants land usually wants it for the use he can matte of it, and unless a man could dis- cover mineral deposits that could be advan. tageously mined what would he want with those charred, rook stretches ? The whole township of Rama is assessed for little, if anything, over the value of the sawmills in it. A few years will see them removed. The many streams necessitate numerous bridges and expenses are high. What will the corporation do when the timber busi- ness 18 00 more? I learned that land (?) is very much of a drug, even at tax salee, 100 aores having recently sold for $11 And the purchaser is said to have remarked that had he net known where there was one green pine tree on it he would not have bought it at that prioe A PREACHER'S OPIN/ON. Apropos of the question of the soil, a reverend countryman of mine is said to have been very much struck with the poverty of the oonntry on his first visit. "Indeed, Dewed, an I'm thinkin' this prat o' the country wasna' dune at the creation o' man." "Not dune? What do you mean ?" said his friend, whose bump of veneration is particularly prominent. " Oh, jist that the gude Bock says the Almighty looked on his completed wark an' said it was verry gude ; and he surely never said that o' Rama." Whatever may be thought of the preacher's opinion, the geology of the discriet will prove an inter - sting study. RICH IN 5000 RESPECTS. Scant of timber and barren of soil as it may be it is rioh in some resources. In no part of Canada have I eeen so many wild berries. Raspberries, thimbleberriee, high bush oranberriee, and huckleberries abound. Thoneands of buebels were this season picked and shipped from there, whites and and Indians dividing the work. Strange, in view of the plentitude of food that bird life shonld be name. Frogs in millions are to be found and, as might be expected, garter snakes, the frogs' natural enemies, are plentiful. I was told that in the early summer black flies are a staple and aro so little appreciated that they be seen lying in shovelfuls on the water at the booms. They divide the summer honors with the festive mosquito. The other articles of plenty are good water and abundance of fish. A HOME MISSION 1,85140. Here I found the pioneer sohoobteaohers with their little schools mole with ito dozen or so of pupils, and here, too, is where the divinity student o are sent to work where men of bigger aims, if some. times less real ability or zeal, could not live. A youne man named Davidson seemed to be doing a good work, jadgiim by the esteem in which he is held by the mill men and settlera. I attended a couple of eervittee in a little boarded bp sahocil—something like one I studied in twenty -odd years ago—one there nomad to be past no mnoh eantest. negg and truth in the preaolaing as I have heard in a Mach more pretentious temple from a eeveral.thoneande.a.year preacher. The settlers are a simple.minded, hospitable and generous people, and viewed the time e when he swat rettume bia steldiee wtth sorrow, They support the services to the extent their meaue 3110w0, and they are os numh worthy of aid its are the Celeetiale of Tobin -Whin. By the way, I found tktat being divinity student didn't interfere with haoling out 3.1b. base vrilth rereark- able freetteney, BEAUTIFUL SCENERY. There are numeroue Armes which traverse the country east and north, and as meet of them run ou rock bottom there are many picturesque falls. Cooper's Valle, Weshago Falls, Severu Valle and many others are to be found within a radius of a few mile°, all eaeily reaohed by the eines of the G. T. R. In one place two stream Match pot far above left the same body of water come together. One has an easy fall e the second him very little fall until within fifty yards ot reentering the other, which it does from an oblique angle, and compressed witkun a narrow gorge, and the effeut of its 15.feet plunge over rocky step is quite picaureeque. Camping parties from various parts of the country put up there during the summer, and reach Otellia by boat. I was told some Hamilton people had apent a few weeks there shortly before my visit. They were recognized to be from Hamilton by the remains of the camp— some glass bottles with " Paisley " labels on them. But that would not go dowdrin a court of law. Farming is done at a disadvantage in these northern townshipa. The season is very ehort at best. The rooky nature of the country makes oultivetion patchy and drainage almost imposeible, Gave where it ia natural. If the soil is not drained it is worthlees. Crops must be got in early to do well and to get them in the soil must be dry enough. If they are too early sown they are liable to be frozen. The timber has heretofore been the ohief reliance of the settlers. The milling industry has, however, seen ite beet days, and unlese minerals are disouvered large stretches of country will revert to the Indians and the bears, some of which still roam at large there. Of the EOM mills more anon. 1YLASQUETTE. Some Practical flints. The following practical household notes are from the Boston Journal of Commerce : Flowers will remain fresh for a fortnight if a little carbonate of soda is mixed with the water. Flood the waste•wetter pipes every week with boiling water, and ocioasionally with a hot solution of sal soda. Soiled wall paper oea be improved some what by rubbing oarefally, in short strokee with a soft old flannel oloth dipped in oatmeal. Silk articles should not be kept folded in white papers, as the chloride of lime need in bleaching the paper will impair the color of the silk. Equal parts of ammonia and turpentine will take paint out of olothing, even if it be hard and dry. Seturate the epot as often as necessary and wash otit in soap ends. Whole cloves will exterminate the in- dustrious and merciless moth. They are more effectual as a destroying agent than either tobacco, camphor or oeder shav- ings. It there are any suspicions of carpet bugs do nos have a carpet relaid until you have wet the make of the floor for a distance of a foot or more from the sides of the room with the solution of corrosive sublimate, end the edges of the carpets with benzine and carbolic acid. Tioke or comfortables should. tedh , - taken apart; the covers waehed, and the cotton thoroughly sunned and aired. They should afterwards be retied. Waehing cotton bettiug renders it hard and disagree- able, and should only be resorted to with bedding which is quilted, and the sooner we °ease altogether from making such the better. If there are cockroaches or ants to annoy you, sprinkle a mixture of equal parte of powdered borax end sugar around their bannts, after cleaning them ont thoroughly. If yon will examine closely around the back yard, yon will, no dobt, find the breed. ing places of ants, and by pouring boiling bot water or kerosene into the hills, you will find prevention easier than cure. A Memory Aid. Goodfello—Here's your health, old fel. By the way, what is that knot in your handkerchief for? Jollifello—Hem 1 That is to remind me that I've sworn off. Goodfello—But you just this minute took a drink. Jollifello—Y-e-s. Fact is, I never see the knot till I take out my handkerchief to wipe my month. The Jumbo of Mankind. John Hanson Craig of Danville, Ind., undoubtedly the largest man in the world, was in the city to-dey. Mr. Craig stands 6 feet 5 inches in his stockings, and weighs over 600 pounds. He measures eight feet about the hips, wears No. 10 shoes, a 71 hat and a 7et glove. His father and mother were of mediura size. He is a great.great. grandson of Gov. Crittenden, the first Governor of Vermont. He is also a first cousin of William P Hepburn, at present solicitor for the United States Treasury,— Martinsville, Ind., Dispatch. In a Sick Belem. Invalid—Ob, my friend, you are too kind to come and spend the evening with me, though of course it can be little plea- sure to yon. Friend --Nonsense ; you musn't talk like that. Life isn't all plessnre. We can't always expeat to do what would be most agreeable to us to do. Some one had to oome and see you, you know. Awfully. Blies Au Fait—And we save Niagara Falls, too. Anglomaniao—Weally 2 Fwom which side "From the American side." Chappy (aside)—How vewy vulgah Of More Consequence. Visitor—Extent: me, sir, but are you the president of the college? Important person—Well, I guess not. I'm the janitor. • Mr. B.—What aro you langlibm about, Jennie ? Mrs, B.—I was just thinking what a fool you looked when yon proposed to me. Mr. B., sighing,—Yes; and I was just as big a fool as I looked. The Ozer of Russia is the largest of all living landed proprietors, owning an estate which is nearly equal in area to the whole of France. The Prince of Wales left England Seim- dity, says a London dispateb, on a visit to Baton Hireoh, in spite of all the efforts that have been made to prevent hie putting the Austrian court n an awkard position by acoopting hospitalitiee within the Auetrian dominions of en Austrian stlbjeet whom hie sovereign don not receive. Severe! well-known Memberof Eu0011800184, are on their way also to Moravia4 wiViut ortzitra Or Bi.l.198. The Kiteheu WM Ile eianiehed from Their Somes-41. Ooarperative unmake The Philadelphia Beeord Farr: The Wave of tio.oporative enterprise is sweeping over Weet Philadelphia now, and soon house. keeping may be conducted on the mutual plan. A circular SVAB prepared last Week by Dr, John Taylor, of No. 3,709 Brown street, which is being handed around among the residents of that neighborhood for signatures, ane as soon as a euffioiently huge number of awes are attambed the central 000king.house will be establiehed, and servant° in private dwellings will be dismiesed. The eellowing is a copy of the °insular which is being distributed : "We, the undersigned, having formed a favorable opinion of the plan of weepers- tive houeekeeping, hereby express our willingness to help form an association for thee purpose when as many as ten families or thtrty persons will agree to join it. We also agree to attend all the meetinge moos. eery to effect an organization of the sodety." A number of names have already been subsoribed, and the promoters of the under. taking are very sanguine of securing the signatures of a large proportion of the neighboring population. Bleetings are held weekly at the residenoe or Dr. Taylor, and a permanent organization has been effeoted. The astociation is in oommunicstion with similar concerns in western °Wee, but the Philadelphia aystem will differ some- what from all others now existing. The idea is not BO much to secure cheaper living as to do away with ineividua household work. At first the cook in charge pi the central calinary eetablieh- ment will purchase .all provisione metes. eery, hire the needful help and collect from each family its proportion ot the ex pensee. The families will be charged amordirig to the number of persons each contains, special prices being made for babies and very small ohildren. After the lapee of a few weeks the aesociation will settle npon o regular weekly rate. Parohasing fuel and provisions in whole. Bele quantities the asmoistion will buy at a much lower rate than that charged indi• lamas. Families can either take their meals at private tables curtained in booths in the main dining -room of the central supply.house, or have them served in their own dwelling°. The former plaoe is the one mutiny adopted, and can be carried on somewhat cheaper than the other. Speaking of the association and its future, Dr. Taylor said last night: " If the pion works, as we have no doubt it will, besides having a central 000king-house, there will be established a laundry, eleotrio light nlant and house -heating apparatus. A good system is to have one central supply -house .for eaoh square. The dwellings are built as usual, with the exception of the dining.roome. They are built away from the main struoture and along a covered aiele leading from the cen- tral house to the middle ot the four sides of the square. The dining rooms are oma - story structures, and they are connected with the main dwelling by little archways. Thus each family eats in its own dining. room, hut is served from the common supeifidhouse. Experienced hotel men tell ns that three servants cen cook for forty families. It would require three more to distribute the meals. The laundry would not neces• eitate the employment of more than three people. The heating and lighting appar- atus is attended by a few laborers. Forty families thus diemiss at least forty ser- vants, and have their work done more laktheld better by a dozen." Tomato Confections. A very delicious confection may be made of tomatoes- The single or pear-shaped tomato is the beet for this purpose. Take eix pounds of anger to one peck of the fruit; scald and remove the skin, sprinkle the sugar over the tomatoes, and let them stand two day a in stone jars; then cook them in this juice until the sugar pene- trates, and they look clear; take them out, spread on dishee, flattening mile tomato, and dry in the sun; a small quantity of the syrup should be occasionally sprinkled over them while drying; when dry, pack them down in boxes with powdered sugar between each layer. The syrap is cooked down and bottled for use. When treated in that way the flavor of the dried tomato ia much like the best quality of figs.— Margaret Ryder, in Harper's Bazar. Knew by Experience. Little Nan of four summers, considering it her duty to entertain a lady who is wait. ing for mamma, enters into conversation : Nan—Have you got any little girls? Cedler—Yes, I have two. Nan—D-do you ever have to whip 'em. Caller—I'm afraid I have to, sometimes. Nan—What do you whip 'em with.? Caller (amused) —Oh, when they have been very naughty I take my elippere. Nan (most feelingly as mamma enters)— Y-yo.you ought to use a hair -brush; my mamma does, and it harts awfully. How to Close the Saloons. Nashville American: "1! everbody fol. lowed my example," announced an en- thnsiteetio temperance advocate recently, "every saloon in the city would close be- fore the end of the month." " How's that?" asked a rubicund -faced auditor, who had not before spoken. " They would olose for lack of patro air. I never drink?" " I see. I can go yon one better, though. If everybody followed my ex- ample, every saloon in the city would be closed before next Saturday night." "flow's that ?" asked the temperance advocate, eagerly. 11 They would ran out of atook." A $6,000 Cluster of Lights. Baron James Rothschild, of London, has adorned his drawing.room with the most euperb eleotrolier ever made. It is composed of gilt bronze and rock orvetal in a dation of the time of Louis XVI., eixtmeightb eleotrio lights being skilfully arranged among the bronze leaves. The unique illuminator is about five feet high by twenty.eight inches in diameter, and cost e6,000. "Only think," said Maud, " they used to say that the drama was going to the dogs. Now the puppies seem to be going to the drama," and she swept with her flee the rows eif seats filled with turbulent inemeturity. The Official Gazette announces that the imperial Parliament will reassemble November 25th. She—I hope yen. do not remain in the parlor when your sister receives her Acme. He -.-No; 'cause I'm afraid of the dark. The other day a gentleman save a profes- sional florist watering hie plantin the hot sun, end in a surprieed tone inquired it Shat Wouldn't injure the plants. "Why, no," Ives the answer; "why not bow ? " "1 stippoSed they had to be teetered only at night," said the ametenr. 4‘ Do you drInNOnly at night 2" asked the florist ; " areyou only thirsty after the sun goes dowi?" A BUORRIST Handset the Happy Couple Tied. Togethe with eine Thread. A miseionary desoribee at marriage oere. mony s Web he witnessed in the palace of She Oovertier of Otembodie ae followe, REMO the See lerancisco Argonaut I was ushered, amid a tremencioue din of gongs, into a large room beyond the reception hall, where were seated the Governor and about 100 noblemen and invited gueats. The bridegroom a young man about 20 yettre of age, elegantly attired in eilk garmente, was aleo there. By the time we foreigners were eeated a .proceesion —headed by the bride, sapportee on either side by demure looking matrons, conapotied principally of Reed or married women, all elegantly attired—entered and slowly marelif d toward the Governor. " The bride WdS not partionlitrly interest. ing as regards personal °harem • she was young, however, and dreesed riebly and in good Mote, Beatles her Silk d mse she vrore a gold embroidered scart upon her ehoulders ; oleo gold rings upon her fingers, bracelets upon her wriste and ernalets above the elbows!. The bride took up her pontion near the bridegroom, both eittiog upon the floor, but not looking toward excle other; in fact, throughout the entire ceremony they both were perfectly inmeseive and no,nicithhalettnataarr lag° ceremony proper now began. A number of wax candles were brought in o salver and then lighted by one of the nobles. The silver waiter Wall then passed around before the company eight times, each one in turn saluting the couple and wishing them good fortune by waving or blowing the smoke toward them, thus expressing some- thing like the old English custom of throw. ng the slipper alter a newly wedded bet:Tie—the band of stringed instrumento playing the meanwhile. Two large velvet onshione had been previously placed before the bride and bridegroom and UDOII them a large sword. The leader of the theatricals now came forward and went through, for a few moments, a most fantaetical sword exercise. "Dishes had b nen placed before the couple upon the floor, with covers upon them. Nothing, bowever, was eaten. Nest the hands of the expectant couple were bound together and to each other with silken threads by the women attendants, probably some near relative. Theis were they truly joined in Buddhist wedlock. And this completed the simple yet effective ceremony." England's Coal Supply. Who will say that our coal supplies are giving out? Mr. Ltwie, speaking at the meeting of the Fenerated Institution of Mining Engineers ie Nottingham, declared that if any enterpriting person were to obtain permission ot he Town Council of that famous historic, town to sink a pit in their market 'elect (we are told, by the way, that there is ample room ") he would assuredly come down upon the top hard seam of coal, ane that at a depth probably not excel Atm three hundred yards. Mr. Lewis even tells us that "the whole thickness of the coal measures " is there. This, if literally true, would mean that at least for three thousend feet lower the shaft might go on sinking through seams of coal. For some years past the Nottingham coal fields have been more and more developed; but Mr. Lewis is of opinion that we have ea yet "little more than touched the fringe" of the great Nottingham coal field. These vast unde- veloped resources will be there for our nee as the times require them, or as the smaller collieries at the outcrop of the coal in Derbyshire and West Notts become ex. hautited.—London Daily News, The Summer Girl a Back Number. New York Herald: Pack away my blazer, mother, Four in hands and vest; Give my russets to the waitress, Lay my bathing suit to rest. Come and it beside, me mother, Smooth the puckers from my brow, For the season's over, dearest Mother, I'm a chestnut now DI Chicago. Penelope—There ,is a slight coolness between your father and mother, is there not? Perdita—Oh, no, only a divorce. • " I couldn't help getting mad. Now, I appeal to you, if you were I, wouldn't you be angry ? ' "1 don't know as I would be angry; but if I were you, I should bo inex- pressibly sad." THE Philadelphia assessment roll for 1890 ahows that nearly e100,000,000 worth of property is exempt from taxation. The total assessed value of exempt property in the city is $95,408,994, divided as follows: 699 churches, e‘seessed at $20,292,300; 341 charitable inetitutions, valued at el3,693,- 650 ; 161 public schools, assessed at $4,456,- 000 ; 38 hospitals, assessed at $3,708,500 ; 68 cemeteries, valued at $2,359,500. Pro- perty belonging to the city of Philadelphia, assessed at 09,399,044, whittle. inoludee some school -houses, police statione, the public buildings, the park, the engine. houses, etc. If to this is added the $10,- 000,000 worth of exempt property owned by the United States Government and $1,600,000 worth controlled by the State of Pennsylvania, the aggregate is $50,899,- 044. This question of exemption will yet have to be dealt with in this country. By exempting one all the rest are the a rule hurt. THE unfortunate individuals who fail to prizes in the now popnlar "word com- petitions" may feel interested in a portion of tbe annual report of the British Postmaster General. It says : The fashion of offering prizes for competitions of various kinds amongst the readers of news- papers and magazines gives rise to much corres- pondence. On the 2nd May last year no less than 31,808 postcards were delivered at tho office of one magazine, and at another office about half -a -million postcards were delivered in a single week, ono delivery alone comprising 185,250 letters and postcards, carried to the office of the magazine in two vans. In another week as many as 118,000 letters wore delivered at the office of one journal, the postage alone amount- ing to about X1,000. Doubtless this will explain why so many candidates in those competitions coine away disappointed. Soak clothes filet fade over night in water in which has been dissolved one 00006 0! auger of lead to a pailful of rain water. TUR AUTOCRAT. The BUR Wo Makes aud lealoshell Iffeekt ions—nis COStUniell. Few Canadian women who have visited Europe are unfamiliar veldt the entresoi 02 the Altana° de l'Opera, in whioh Worths the monarch of drestemakere, holde hia court. Worth was originally a short:tan la a large London dry geode store. He was promoted front the counter to become a buyer for the firm by which he wee employed. In that capacity he visited Pans, and there conceived the idea of *ha drefeamaking business, which has msde hie name to familiar to women. Worth'e manner is autocratic. He fully appre- elides the feet that he heti aohieved great- ness. He lives in a pretty vine, buried in flowers, at Ville d'Avray, the suburb of Paris where Gambetta died, Worth re. (mitres would-be oustomere with the digni- fied, air of a veritable sovereign. He listene to their indications of the styles in which they believe the forthcoming 00Stiltne should be created, hat he does not alwaya follow their suggestions. He refuses to be tettered in any way in his creations.", The interview ended, he waves his fair vieitor toward an adjoining room, vrhere Mlle. Louise, or some other of his (thief aseistants, perhaps " tries on " a dress at the FAA° described by the miller, and attend o to the details of her order. She Required It. Detroit Free Press ; A middle aged woman called at a Grand River avenue drug store the other evening and asked for morphine, and the clerk replied to her request with: '1 Is it for your husband 2' "Oh, no, sir; I haven't got any." " You don't think of subside 2" " Far from it." " What do you take it for 2" Must I tell, air 2" "You must." "Well, then, don't you think that a woman 40 years old, who has had her firek offer of marriage less than an hour agoe naturally wants something to quiet her nerves and give her a good night's sleep 2" The druggist thought so and she got her nerve soother. Hints to Housekeepers. To keep lemons, put in a glass can and cover with cold water, ohanging the water every week. To prevent tin pans from rusting, rub fresh lard on them, and set in a hot oven until thoroughly heated. When mattresses are stained, take staroh wet into a paste with oold water. Spread this on the stains, first putting the mattress in the sun. In an hour or twee rnb this off, and if not clean repeat the promos. 0. R. Tunnel. Surveys have been made for a tunnel under the Detroit river for the Bliehigen Central Railroad. The Vanderbilt lines will have to come to it. The Grand Trunk has recently finished a tunnel under the same river. In these days of fast travel passengers would prefer not to wait for the slow moving ferry between Detroit and Windsor. A one track tunnel at the place indicated would, with approaches, be 6,500 feet long, and cost 3,000.000;5for twO tracks, $2,000,000 additional. Off for a Holiday. "When you asked for a holiday yester- day, Mr. Soimmerman, you ahould have stated the facts." " I did, sir." " What, sir, a holiday and all you did was to see your wife and her mother oft to the railroad station 7" Tan centenary of the death of Wesley will be celebrated in illarela. It is pro- posed to raise £7,000 to be applied in building a new and worthier tomb over Wesley's grave ; to set aside Wesley' house as a museum for Methodist antiqui- ties, and to thoroughly restore City Road Chapel, London. The present wooden galleries under the church are to be re. moved and handsome marble pillars plaaed in their stead, each to cost $500. The Methodist Episcopal Church, the Metho- dist Episcopal Church South, the Canadian Methodist Church, South African Metho- dist Church, Australian Methodist Church, West Indian Methodist Church and the Irish Methodist Church are expected to contribute a pillar apiece. John Barns, the rising English labor leader, is a man of etriking individuality. 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