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The Exeter Advocate, 1890-9-18, Page 6To Him who Waits. To him who waits amid the world's applause lila share of justice, toiling day by daY, 411 things will come now dim and tar away, To him who waits. To him who waits beyond the darkness drear, The morning cometh with refulgent lilit, Bringing assurance of a day more bright, To him who waits. To him who waits, though tears may often fall And knees be bound in sorrow, and in prayer, All grief will end,and everything m be fair For To him who waits and reaches out his hands To aid a toiler up life's beetlingcrag Surcease will come from every ll that iflags, To him who waits, Tolhini who waits, and struggles not in vain To overcome the evils thatabound Within his breast, sweet im t willwho the victory sound To To him who waits, there comes a wily throng, Who sneer and nail and look with baleful eyes ; But what of them ? They are but gnats and flies, To him who waits. To him who waits, there must be recompense, For useful work, whatever may betide, A compensation reaching far and wide, To him who waits. To him who waits, the stars are always friends, The restless ocean, and the azure sky, All things in nature speak and prophesy, To him who waits. To him who waits, true love will some day come, And lay an offering at his blameless shrine; Lire will be love, and love will be divine, To him who waits. Tohim who waits, the world will some day cheer And sing his praises ; Fame's mysterious gates Will open for him ; heaven seem more near, To him who waits. —Moses GAGS Sanu,EY, WON BY AN ENGLISHMAN: A LOVE STORY. Airr time of life in a woman dotingd to be admired was blooming ' in this girl, in harmony with the spring weather outside, and that all those precious gifts of beauty, grace, and gentleness, warmed by a generous soul within, were impatient to blessoua forth and reveal their charm to a world eke Could not have yet known. on these Intent thoughts, I remember wishing with all, my heart that when her life, whioh was evidently now rushing feet to its flood, hid reached the point where her destiny would have (French fashion) to be decided for her by others, it might be so ordained above that so gentle, modest and comely a creature might be reserved for an existence of tranquil happiness snob as suited the angel form with whioh I con- sidered her already favored. Presently, and to my utter consterna- lion, the little Venus passing close to me, and looking not in the least timid or abashed, whispered into my ear that she wished to speak to me. " Monsieur, j'ai a eons parlor" ; and as I hear i the words the blood rushed into my (Leeks, and even to the roots of my hair for I was fairly dumbfoundered. tea French girl, a lady, and evidently a hi,.n•born one, should, without exhibitii i; the sii ihtest sign of bashfulness, have deliberately requested a total stranger to come and speak to her, was more than I could compass ; while I felt within me the pedestal tottering upon which a minute before I had exalted this goddess, and all the time I was dreading that the idol might fall and be dashed to pieces. The vision had been so beautiful, was the reality to disperse it entirely 2 The awakening, however, was sudden enough to justify the blush that suffused my countenance ; but while a tempest of conflicting feelings reigned within me, the light, intoxicating perfume of violets, which accompanied her as a breath of her own personality, filled my senses, and the com. mending tones of her request acted as a spell on my movements, so that involun- tarily I found myself following her. All of a sudden it occurred to mel that after all I might be mistaken—that her beckoning was addressed to some one else, and that by doing what I believed to be her bidding I might wound the pride of this gentle and beautiful creature. I was even about to turn back, when she, as if guessing my thoughts, looked round, and seeing me, smiled so prettily that it gave me courage, while it effectually put an end to any desire to retreat. When she got to the end of the shop she requested her governess to get her some• thing else she had forgotten ;_ and then calling me by my name, said in silvery accents, such as a mouth like hers could alone produce, " How kind of you to come to me at my request, and how silly you must think me a Bat I know you very well, though I am too young for you to know me, and I want so very mnoh to have a serious talk with you. Yon are going to -night to the Duehesse de la Rochemontant, I know, and I am going too. It is my first ball ; and if you will let me dance the ootillon with you, you will do me a great favor, because then we can have so much more time to speak than during any other dance. But I am so selfish," seeing I was about to answer her, " I only think of my own pleasure, and entirely forget that you may already have promised this dance to some one else; I hope not, however." " Mademoiselle, I can assure you that the prospect of a cotillon with you is one which I look to with such delight that you need have no scruple in the matter," I replied. " How kind of you! " she answered. " I was sure you would not say no," and then, offering me her hand as a queen might offer it to a humble subject, I felt like the subject as if in duty bound to kiss it reverentially ; but the petissier's shop was scarcely a place to exhibit my devotion, and I made a great and successful effort to resist the impulse. Her governess having by this time re- turned, she smiled once more ; and with as pretty an inclination of her lovely head as could well knock into confusion the few remaining clear senses I possessed, my newly found divinity departed, leaving me hopelessly in love with a mere child whose name I did not even know. The idea that I could not even give my idol a name served the purpose of restoring somewhat my scattered intellect, and I hastened after her to discover, if possible, by the arms on her carriage, or the livery of her servants, or any other means, what great name she might bear, convinced as I was that no other than an illustrious name could suit her metohless beauty. I was in such a hurry that I heard several exclamations on my way to the street entrance, accompanying the upset- ting of one or two ice -outs and probably half a dozen cakes, as I dashed rather than walked to the door. " Ah, le maladroit I quel homme affaire I mon Dieu, qu'est ce gull lei proud I " in variously high -pitches tones, followed me unheeded to the exit, where I arrived in time to hear mademoiselle — what the deuce was her name2—call out to her coachman to drive to Is, Comtesse do Chan- talis—a lady I well know—and wonder once more at the extraordinary aplomb of this young girl, scarcly out of her teens, who by dexterously throwing out this address, as it were, to me, seemed to guess what was uppermost in my thoughts, and to give me the means of realizing my wishes. More stupidly smitten than ever, I re- called to mind the momentary fear I had entertained that the reality would, after all, oblige me to dethrone my first fancy ; and now I blamed myself for having even so far done her wrong as to suppose that a whisper in the ear of a man she did not know was even unusual. 02 course, I reasoned, what, she had done was quite natriral, while her subse- quent explanation showed that she was equally in the right. She knew me, if I did not know her; and was it not right of her, knowing me, and what she wanted to see me about, to tell me that she wished to sneak to me ? Not knowing her, nor the motives which impelled her, I might have been justified in my surprise ; but such surprise did not say much in favor of my. knowledge of character, for it clearly proved I could not discriminate between honest blue eyes and other eyes—that is, between a straightforward purpose and a Dunning one; and the result of this cogi- tation was, that I considered myself wholly unworthy of being made the con. ficlant of this dear little girl, though re- solved that nothing in . the world would prevent my being that confidant, if possible. " Quatro frances, monsieur," said a voice at my side. What ? "Nous averts vingt sons do pates et dim de madere ; Monte eons ; plus deux francs ci iquante do brisage ; weenie, quatre franca." I was speechless but seeing the imperturbable countenance of the serving•girl, whose able business in life was to collect sous and distribute cakes, it was evident that argument would have been of no use ; and, after all, if the refresh. mento did not come to font francs, was not niy love—oh dear; how I wished. I knew her name 1 --worth the extravagant expenditure ? I paid like a man and loft the shop, dir- CHAPTER I. In 1809, on a beautiful afternoon in May, that month of months in Paris, when the gay world dons new garments, in sympathy wish the new foliage of spring, and strives to vie with awakening nature in richness of color, of taste, and of grace, I was return- ini from a delightful ride in the Avenue des Acacias in the Bois de Boulogne, all my thoughts perfumed, as it were, by the fresh inhalations of the acacia bloom, and purified by the delicious and sparkling air which gives to Parisians their peouli- ar:y bright characteristics. Lifted by the power of self-asserting spring into a healthier atmosphere of lofty projects, charitable intentions, and noble resolves, I suddenly bethought myself of a modest pate aux huitres and a glass of Madeira at Gnome's, the fashionable confectioner at the corner of the Rae de Rivoli and the Rne Castiglione. It is extremely annoying to find how quickly material wants assert their superior power over our mental aspirations ; and indeed it is not a little humilating to dis- cover that it is eo, though it may be some consolation to know that the greatest men, like the most insignificant, have been no expeotione to this rule. As soon as the idea of a glass of wine had entered my head, away went the noble conceptions, pions projects, and that tender communion with verdant nature which had so inthralled and delighted me, and my sole preoccupation was to die- m ,nut and proceed to the confectioner's. During the great days of the last years of the Empire, Guerre was more than an excellent patissier ; it was a fashionable place of rendezvous, where people of all kinds invariably met by accident— where any one whom anybody else was par- ticularly anxious to see would be sure to walk in by the merest chance, and where pleasure -parties for the morrow were planned on the spar of the moment. Great ladies stopped there to eat une petite tarts aux fraises, until by incredible good luck their latest admirers walked in on the chance of meeting with an acquain- tance. Young girls fresh from some music or dancing tours would appear, followed by their governesses, and after relishing an ice go away, their minds filled with the a( - curate though hasty study of the toilets they had seen. Serious matters may even have been discussed and momentous re- solutions affecting a lifetime taken in that gay and brilliant shop ; but for the most part all that took place there bad bat the petty incidents of exist- ence for their object ; and few of those who met by appointment or by chance ever thought of the possible consequences that might follow a mild flirtation, a word said in fun, or a secret too lightly revealed. The shop was fall when on this particular afternoon I entered it ; and though I felt certain I would not be long there without finding an acquaintance, nay, even culling some invitation likely to prove enticing and agreeable, I had no other thought than that which animated the sage Ulysses when rescued from the waves on the hospitable shores of Ithaca, and requested to narrate his adventures ; he expressed a Ionging for a biscuit and a glass of wine. Mademoiselle Celestine, or Mademoiselle anybody else, having given me what I re- quired, I presently noticed the entrance from the Rue Castiglione of a lovely girl about 17 years of age, dressed to perfection, and accompanied by her governess, a meek sort of a person, with eyes modestly oast down. As she threaded her way to the counter with an " Ah, pardon, madame," here, and "Merci," there, as people made way for her, I thought I had never beheld so grace• f al a figure nor so enchanting a person. When, however, she had given the orders she wished, and looked round apparently to discover where she could relish her foe in peace, and presented to my enraptured gaze the full beauty of her face, I fancied I had never beheld, outside a picture of Greuze, anything so beautiful, gentle and love•inspiring. Her bright, smiling eyes spoke to a character full of mirth and guilelessness ; her aristocratic nose, her tiny mouth, and the splendor of her golden -brown hair made her youth look as if ie were encircled by a frame of dignity interwoven with garlands of at. tractive flowers. Altogether I thought she was quite the prettieet French girl I had ever seen ; and it cost me some effort to "stop gazing at the little beauty, who had cast a glance in my direction in the course of her envoy, and who, I was afraid might be hurt by my in- discreet and sudden infatuation. I cannot call my newly born admiration by any other name ; for it wag not merely love of first sight, it was something more. With all her loveliness, there was that about her which fascinated as well as at• traded. I felt that this little girl still under the charge of a governess, and there. fore not yet emancipated from the school- room ;possessed in het a pewee of cora. mane which assorted itself in her look, her manner, her whole gait, and yet never militated against that feminine attractive• nese whish she already possessed to inch an eminent degree. It was plain that the spring - epi tng 'my steps I knew not where but of , course in the,direotion of le Oomteeee de Ohantalis. OHAl?TFR II, In due time I reached the Hotel Chant tails in the Boulevard Malesherbes; and as ! approached the house an elegant) diatom. drawki by ' two , splendid small bay horses, :dashed ' under the porch to deposit upon the marble landing a fashionably dressed and hand- some woman, who was no other than my friend the countess herself. Seeing me coming in at the porch just as the concierge was about to close its doors, she waved her glove and beckoned me to her. "You have Come in the nick of time," she said, " for I was just about to give orders that no one should be let in. I am dead tired; and as I have to dine out, and to go the opera before the ball this evening I want to rest an hour if Can. "Then I at once retire." " No, do not do that, for I want to tell you I have a niece who makes her debut this evening, and I shall like to hear what you think of her. She has only left the convent ' des Oiseaux' a year, and where she gets her beauty from I cannot I tell, for her mother comes from the worthiest but ugliest stook in all France ; and as to my dear brother—well, Richard de Brats. uille is not precisely a handsome man." I was -just able here to cut in an artful compliment in the shape of an oath, that the niece must have inherited her aunt's beauty. How this could be I did not quite make out ; bat it appeared to satisfy my friend, who laughed and said, "Toujours plant ; gnoign'il en Boit elle est revise - ante ma niece ; and yon will see that Diane de Breteuille does honor to her family," I had gained my object. Diane was the name of the fairy who had bewitched me, and I had henceforth but one wish, viz., to reach the hour of 11 p.m., when I oonld de- cently proceed in quest of Mademoisselle de Bretenille at the duchess hall. " Don't forget that you have to rest, countess," I said, "or, rather, let me re- member that you have to do so, and ask your leave to pay my homage another time." " Well, yes, let me Bee—tomorrow- No, to -morrow is all filled up ; bat come the day after—it'is my day." " Your day is like • a reception at the Tuileries — one sees everybody but the hostess." " You do not care to dine en famine, with Raymond and myself pour tout potage ?" " Nothing I should like better." " Well, then, come to -morrow, and may- be aybe I can meanwhile induce my brother Richard and hie wife and daughter to come too." "That would beoharming l" I exclaimed with a vivacity of expression and such a gleam of delight in my eyes that the countess stared at me with a puzzled look, which I was not slow to dismiss, lest my indiscreet joy might mar the prospect of bliss she had just held before me. "You are atonished at my enchant- ment," I said; "but you would not be if you knew how gracious I think it of you to allow a poor forlorn stranger in this big Paris to be admitted in the bosom of your family. The French are so exclusive in this respect that I take it as a greet com- pliment whenever they do me such an honor as you have just bestowed." Accustomed as polite Frenchwomen are to well-turned phrases, still this little speech was not enough to explain the burst of radiancy which illumined my counten- ance a moment before ; and the countess must have thought so, as, giving me her hand, she said with a knowing, smile, "Au revoir me direz nn jour le secret do dette enbite animation." We parted, and a burning heat consumed my cheeks and ears, such as one often feels after a silly act or a foolish speech ; but there was no help for it, and no doubt the evenings proceedings would set matters right ; while I thought, with some comfort to myself, I had preserved intact the secret of my meeting with the countess's niece. Evening came at last, and as the French proverb has it, "Tout vient a point a quit sail attendre;" though in my experience I have often found that, however patiently anything has been expected, its arrival, when accomplished, is generally found to have been solely delayed by the patience of the expectation. Help good fortune ` by every effort is rather the guiding motto I most -fancy ; and indeed I have seldom found that a little earthly helping has not materially determined a providential stroke of luck. Convinced that a peirl'e'first ball, adorned as it was by a prevrous°fievor of romance, was likely to bring the girl herself at an earlier hour than otherwise' to the scene of her coming exploits, I made no scruple of being unfashionable, and arriving, if not exactly in time to light the candles, at least very soon after they were lit. Early, as I did arrive, however, it was not before a crowd of people had already congregated in the magnificent.salons of the duchesse's hotel in Rue de Grenelle ; and as I made my way through the lines of liveried servants, and up the gorgeous stair- case, with its Gobelin tapestry and Baccarat crystal chandeliers, every one I met seemed to have conspired with one another to ask me the same question—" Avez•vous vu la nonvelle de butante ? " Why should they ask me the question, was what I wondered at, feeling a kind of guilty apprehension that my acquaintance with her, made as it had been in so curious a manner, had probably been noticed, and consequently reported. I carefully hid all knowledge, however, behind such searching remarks as, " On l'a dit fort jolie ; j'en entends beanconp de bien ; elle dolt etre oharmante ; sa tante m'en a pane." As no one answered these platitudes by some hint that I ought to know better than most, I was satisfied that all was as it should be. Presently the drawing -room was reached ; and having made my bow to the duohesse, I discovered a knot of young men discuss- ing together, who on `seeing bee made signs that I should quiokly join them. When I reached the group—which was not easy, as the crowd in this particular room was uncomfortably great — they began a series of gesticulations, and from each came pouring most fervent encomiums about a new beauty who bad just a moment before passed with her mother into the ball -room, and the parti- culars of whom they wanted to know from all their acquaintances. a ,Toung scion . of a noble house, then pre- paring for le. Beooalaureat. "La connais to 2 " asked le vicomte. +' How can I know her merely by each a de9oription 2" said I—" a vision, a reality; a morsel of Venus, and a ball-olad divinity. I ask you, how is a man to say whether he knows one woman answering to all these desoriptions at once ? Tell nqe hor name. 'i. Mademoiselle de lireteuille—at least I think so,'' said the count with the long name, ,"for she followed Madame de Berk- " erke- nine." n is," the St. C ries "I know it repliedy , "for I saw Amedee de Durnois make his bow to her, and he told me her name." " In that ease, messieurs," I said with a lofty manner, suited, I thought, to the subject, " I have the honor of knowing her, and agree with you that a lovlier being has not yet graced the earth, at least since I have been called upon to tread it." "You must introduce us," they all sang out at once, " Certainly," I replied, and left them. As soon as I entered the ballroom I per- ceived Mademoiselle Diane, surrounded by a host of young men anxious to be the first to trot oat the belle of the room and even- ing, and be honored by her acceptance. She sat, as is usual in France, on a form opposite her mother's, who, I perceived, was a short, wiry person of delicate com- plexion and well-bred features, but without a trace of good looks about her. Indeed, without being plain, she was so strikingly wanting in color and attractiveness that I could not help marvelling how the brilliant star opposite could in any way be related to her, and where she had inherited that wonderful lustre which illumined her countenance. The novelty to her of the entertainment, the pleasure she seemed to experience, the anticipation of a triumphant evening, and the promise of it already made certain by the number of aspirants to the honor of her partnership in the dance, all served to heighten her color, give brilliancy to her eyes, and life to those inward emotions of enjoyment which it is the privilege of girl. hood to exhibit with peculiar freshness. which I felt burning in every fibre. I must have looked all I felt, for, womanlike, she laid herself out to fan the flame by the most laewitohing looks, the most captivating mo' ements, and, above all, by the most radiantly bright smiles I had ever seen. Her smile remains to this day one of those long recollections which never fade ; it was so genuine, so descriptive of her inmost self ; it sparkled on her countenance like the rays of sunshine on a rose from whioh. the morning dew is just evaporating ; and while it gave to her face. a halo halfsacred, half earthly, it seethed the more delighfully divine from its having a touch of the mortal in' it. As soon as we were seated in our corner, she said, in a half -frightened tone, " I do hope you did not think I behaved indiscreetly this afternoon ?" " Well, mademoiselle, as you ask the question, I will frankly tell you that I never admired indiscretion so much." (To be continued), She was so simply and prettily dressed, besides—all white, and flowers in her hair; but the dress was the work of the best maker, and the flowers were natural, She wore no jewellery but a single row of pearls round her lovely neck, and so bean• tifnl did she look that for a few moments I stood riveted at the entrance, quite lost in admiration. A friend passing by me, and aotioing my enraptured gaze, called out, " Ah, l'henreux coquin l savourant son ootillon." " Comment, to sale 2 " " Parbleu a " replied he, " elle non promet tout exoepte ce ootillon qua tone none lei demandone." " What, then, makes you suppose that I am to have that pleasure 2 " "Allons 1" said he, "nereds pas le moine ('est une affairs arrangee ; j'ai vn ton nom sur son eventail." " Then," I reply, " it is time I clinch this matter," and I went forward to make my bow, and ask her whether I might be honored by a dance with her, requesting at the same time that after we had settled this point I might be introduced to her mother. " All is promised," she said, with a delicious smile ; " I have nothing for you." " All 1" I exclaimed, loud enough to be heard by the girl's mother. "Every dance," she replied. "Even the cotillonamademoiselle 2" " I have not exactly promised that yet,.',' she answered, with a knowing and' amaeed • Facts About Smyrna. Here are some striking facts about Smyrna. According to Consul -General Holmwood's report, the population num- bers 210,850. But of this total only 52,000 are Mohammedans. The Mohammedans are largely outnumbered by the Greeks, who count 02,000, exclusive of 45,000 " Greek subjects." The railways are wholly under British management, and have been constructed by British capital. The gas -lighting of Smyrna is the work of a British company ; but—and here comes the irony of the situation—" the munici- pality of Smyrna is at present wholly com- posed of Ottoman subjects." To sum up the position, Smyrna is, as far as copula. tion goes, a Greek city ; as far as public works with their capital outlay are con- cerned, an English city ; but, as regards government, a Turkish city. The Turk is the incubus. As a commercial port, Smyrna the Beautiful has several great advantages over Constantinople, but so long as the Turk blocks the way the vast development of which Smyrna is capable will be retarded. It is the same all over the Mediterranean and Black Sea coasts. Wherever there is progress the Greek ie at the bottom of it.—London Daily News. " Would it be too much to ask you to dance it with me ? " "You would be tired of me before the. end." "How can you suppose such a thing ?" " But a man like you cannot find any- thing nything very entertaining in so young a girl." All this was said with overflowing. mirth, and I was not anxious to end the dialogue. ",I might put it otherwise," I said. " Yon may ' not oars to dance with so blase a Man." • " Well, I'll try," she replied, "if you promise not laugh at my school -room manners." Then, in a more subdued tone, I replied, " I have lived for this hour ; " whereupon she turned to herd mother, and with that same sang• froid I had so much admired in the afternoon, she introduced me as the friend of Jeanne de 'Obantalis, by which means the mother had no need to inquire how it was I had become acquainted with herdaughter, and I was spared the explana- tion which would naturally have been asked. We fancy in England that French girls are all demure, silly things, longing to get married so as to enjoy life, and incapable of appreciating some of their girlish days. Whoever knows the French in their' intimacy will find some French girls to the full as cheery, ae pleasant, as attractive as our own, though they, it must be confessed, are sadly few in numbers, owing to their too strict bringing up. . On the other hand, when the exception lis" seen; ' , the exception becomes tin -a 'reality the event of a llife -enjoyed in the, present, re- collected ,With, pleasure as the days roll by and thought of swath a smile on the lip when their nained'`and frolics recur in after life. Such an exception was Diane de Brete- uille—an angle, who owed it to her training not to be une diablesse—a girl whose will re- belled against constraint, and whose heart controlled her will—a flower in the bud impatient of sunshine to blossom into lux- uriant beauty, and yet kept back by home influences sufficiently powerful to stay too hasty a growth. Impulsive though she was, and charming through that impulse, which quickened her blood and gave to her face those marvellous' lights and shades which expressed her thoughts even before she gave them word, she was still eminently French in this, that she warmed to those who showed her attention and love ; and if' I mast insist upon this, it is only because the sequel will prove the correctness of the statement. As I happened to be stanchly devoted to dancing, I of course knew as well who were the best dancers among the girls out as I did among the married women, which is perhaps the reason why I was so eagerly appealed to, " views d'avoir tine vision ; char ani," said le Vicomte , de Monoelpin, a young men of large expectations and little brains. Va to proraener, one vision; die done ,oalito Adelbert;" and then, horn gee L + - de Livelalonne turning to me, le (lomte g mysteriously patted me on the shoulder, and whispered, " tine beadle 1" "'tin bre de Nenus," said a cadet from St. Cyr. "Une divrnito en robe de sal," remarked The ballroom was filling, and I therefore did not stay long with the Marquise de Bretenille, but went away aB the first notes of a waltz were being struck. Diane was led off by an impatient terpsichorean. But all things come to an end ; and towards three o'clock the prelude to the cotillon was played which summoned me to the side of my divinity, whom I hurried to two chairs previously secured in a corner of the ballroom as far away from "la maman Breteuillo" as I could, no as to enjoy my new love's confidences. To say that I was happy when I felt her arm in mine is to make a trite, Billy state- ment ; for anyone can guess who has ever felt the mysterious warmth which the first contact with a loved being spreads through- out the frame, how raptured wee the bliss I felt at that moment ; but when, in unison with this delightful electric sensation, I peered into her deep blue eyes, pure as the light which illumined her soul, and spark - Hog } with the innocent onsoiousnoss of an o. evening enjoyed without a drawback, lit required all the moral courage I could command not to startle the lovely girl by an indiscreet, or at least a premature, token of the love she had inspired mo with, and How Chicago 'Teachers Get Paid. It is no email job to pay off the legion of Chicago sohoolm'ams, hence the modes operandi must be a systametio one. Two sets of books are made, each containing the names of the schools and teachers of the different sections of the city. Beside the name of each pedagogue are the figures which indicate the amount of her salary. One of these books goes to the blonde cash- ier, the other to a member of the board. This latter individual sets the ball rolling. Begining at the front of his book he calls aloud first the name of a school. The teachers there gather around him. Then he shouts oat the names slowly. Each, as her name is called, comes to his desk, signs the book for a receipt, and passes to the paying desk, where her money is passed out. When one book is nearly finished, a sign indicating the next section to be taken up is hang in the largest room, where the most teachers are, and it warns them to be ready. In this way the work of paying is done very rapidly, though even then it takes the greater part of the day to pay off Chicago's teachers.—Chicago News. The Salmon Pack. Statistics prepared by the Canadian Grocer of the British Colombia salmon pack indicate that it will fall short of last season's by about 25,000 cases, though the exact results will not be known for some time yet. It will still be an enormous pack. Onrestimate makes it about 370,000 oases against •,395,000 last year. The largest previous ,pack was in 1882 when 249,400 cases were pat up. The run of salmon this year was as heavy if not heavier than last. This was entirely unexpected for a heavy run, such as that of last year, is usually followed by a light one. The packers were not prepared for it, and ware unable to put up all the fish they caught. Beer Instead or Wine. The Pope, we are told, has been ordered to drink beer instead of wine, and a quan- tity of bottles have been ordered from Vienna. It seems that the Pope's beer is to be prepared differently from the ordin- ary German beer. From the accounts that reach us the Germans are in high glee at the honor of thus providing for the Pope's table.—Galignani's (Paris) Messenger. He Could Count. Munsey's Weekly: Applicant (toproprie- tor of great - newspaper)—"Have you a vacancy on your staff, air 2" Proprietor—" I need a circulation affi- davit editor, but I don't know that you would suit." " I think I would, air. I have been a census enumerator at Minneapolis." "The place is yours!" lasseinommeamonnamulii Tam TI Q$ii Or TUE BRAOU.. Au Unseen Monster That Molina Matt". Hapless Victims. The octopus, who lures in the coral ream or under the ledges, has only to show him- self to make a brave man chill. The fiend- ish perseverance with which the shark follows a ehip day after day melts one'al nerve away. There is death in the touch of the etingaree, destruction in the fall of a whale's flukes, eternity in the rulli of breakers on a rocky shore. But the grim- ness of all these, says the New Yorii Sun, in overshadowed by the soft purring and. gentle lapping of the tiger of the beach- the unseen beast who gathers a dozen via, time where another claims one. We stand here on the sandy shore with the surf ,only knee high. The sky is clear„ the sun shines brightly, and there era a> hundred people about us. If one should. predict danger he would be ridiculed. What's that ? The sand suddenly outs out from under our feet, feeling as if someone had pulled at a rope we stood on. Was it a cave ? Did pontoons pull a stick away 2' No. It was the soft, low growling of the tiger of the beach—a note of warning. It was the undertow. It startled you for r., moment, but you soon forget it, and push forward into the surf. Now you stand just right to get the shoulder breakers as they roll in, and in the excitement you forget, the cruel fangs and sharp claws waiting for: you. The shore is only a few yards away. Men, women and children are laughing; why should you fear2 Of a sudden the water deepens. bole push back and jump the roller thundering in, and now there is no sand for your feet to touch. The undertow has been pulling. pushing, and coaxing you on, and now — You can swim. Yon are startled, but you, see the shore is nigh. You strike out bravely, but your legs feel as if weighed down. The vexed waters beat you and. keep you short of breath. Yon exert more strength. Yon make a grand effort. Youi are simply startled at the mysterious some- thing which has dragged you out. A-h•h ! See his face blanch! See he;, wild strokes. Look into his eyes and read; the horror they express! The undertow is cold—cold as well as merciless. It has pulled him out and down the coast foot by foot, until he suddenly realizes that he is drowned. If men notice that he is far out no one speaks of it. If they see him beat- ing the water they pass it by as sport. The tiger of the beach has crept down among ea hundred people in open day to snatch a vie- tim, and he has accomplished it. " Help! Help!' It comes too late. The life guards are too far away. Even were they right here they could not save him. He has heart looking death in the face for the last two minutes, and he was unnerved before ha cried out. He cried oat because men. always do in their last moments if they die like this. Terror has blinded him. Ilei does not see the people running up andl down the beach. Terror has made him deaf. He does not hear the shouts sent out to him to make a last effort. Even an they shout he throws np his hands, utters a long -drawn cry of agony, and the spot where we last saw his head is now covered. with foam. The tiger has pulled him down. Sizzling and Red Hot. Rochester Lterald : The Union says that '" Ella Wheeler Wilcox continues to pro- duce tropical poetry," and gives the follow- ing as a specimen of her recent produc- tions : She smiles, in a mad tiger fashion, As a she -tiger fondles her own ; I clasp her with fierceness and passion, And kiss her with shudder and groan, That is one of Ella's ante -nuptial pro- ductions, neighbor. She knows better now. Not Much Change. Hyde—There's a good deal of change in the hotels in this city to -day as compared with those of 20 years ago. Parker—I don't think so. I had dinner at the Charmer House last evening, and when I paid for it I only got 75 cents out of a 510 bill. Struck It First Clip. " Papa, are there lots of lots out in Boomtown 2" " Yes, my boy. Millions of 'em." " Boomtown's something of a lottery hen, ain't it 2" " You bet it is," said papa, fervently. • Left With No ;Excuse. " Well, Bill," said the tramp, " it's time for us to be getting off into the coun- try." " Why so soon 2" " The city free baths are open." A Wise Man. Clerk at Summer Hotel—Would you prefer a room at the front or at the back? Arrival—Where does the band play? Clerk--In'front of the hotel. Arrival --Then give mo a room at lb back. A man never gets too old for his mother to stop palling him "her boy." Mrs. Thomas Hamilton, of Bayham, over 60 years of age, was killed near Port Burwell yesterday. She was returning with a small load of hay, when the horse took fright and ran away, throwing her out. She died in about three hoose after the accident. A Carious Little Railroad. " You fellows down here can talk about your railroads, but I have struck the big- gest thing in the way of a railroad in the west that I ever saw in my life." He was a big Wall street operator who had just re- turned from a trip over the Illinois Central„ and he was telling his experience to a grout; in Delmonico's. "It's a little, single track, narrow-gauge road, and I discovered it in a rich farming portion of Central Illinois - It is owned and run by the farmers, and all the hands from engineer down are fatmere' sons. The stations are the farm houses along the line, and there's one. through train a day—all freight with one passenger oar hitched on. There, is no telegraph or block system, for there can be no collision. Nobody knows when a train is Doming until it is in sight. The rails are laid on ties placed on the virgin prairie and there is no roadbed and no grades. Not- withstanding all this it carries lots of freight in the way of produce from then farms to a branch of the Illinois Centrali and it pays the farmers who own it well. It has no name, and you won't find it in Poor's Manual."—New Ycvk Times. Don't Hick. " Sicking," as it is called, is perhaps tis moat unprofitable business that a person can engage in. It is a failure everywhere and often worse than a failure. If you: " kick" at the hotel you get the worst dishes a spiteful waiter _can find for you. The "kicker" gets an upper berth and has a family of sick young ones under him. Every person he comes in contact with retaliates and makes it rocky. It is a question whether kicking ever does any good in any case. The world will not stand it. It is a declaration of war in which the enemy has nothing to lose. The "kicker" is a fool. He can get more than is good and much less that is bad by swal- lowing hie temper and remaining a docile demagogue.—Dallas News. Irrefutable jitvidence. Mansey's Weekly : Judge—" Prisoner; have you any visible means of support 2" Prisoner—" Yes, your honor." To his wife : " Bridget, stand up, so that the, court can see you." - On the Best Authority. Ethel—I never knew until yesterday what a good man young Mr. Simpson Is. I had a long chat with him last night. Edith—How did you learn he was a good man 2 Ethel—Ob, he told rue. The Same Old Stale Air. Guest at Summer Hotel—I expected to find fresh air at this country place, bat I was disappointed. Friend—How was that 2 Guest—Why, as I got to the hotel the hand was playing " Annie Rooney." Stuck on themselves- -Postage sternest you carry in hot weather. Lamp [wicks brushed off daily require no cutting. The easiest way io get up in the world is- to take a ride in an elevator. Another season of fur capes. The mink are far the cheapest and quite as handsome as any skin. The Persian lamb are 570, seal is 550, and with otter or lamb collar and bretelles, 565, Bink can be bought for 520 and monkey for 310, Let us have,. a monkey or the poorhouse. The Danube is again rising. The deem -- erg of the Danube Company have ceased running, and all freight traffic on the river at Vienna has been stopped. The landing stages there are flooded, and on sections of the Northeast Railway the running of, trains "has been suspended on account of the tracks being submerged. The rise in the Elbe has flooded the; royal castle at Pilinitz, and the court has been transferred to Strehlitz. li