The Exeter Advocate, 1890-4-24, Page 3Baton OEITIZABIC
' One Of the Greateet Dangere te WhIQh
' Then hale rinpeaed
in-t-ettenion
Cenetructlau, of iiite letelawnhanges tiotua
tta An tereateat evestereeetanitoene
oatileep Children a etet—oveatug etuttles
—The Miju. ennemitee litealuning in
Our acnools.
t _mem_
citron the Boon Monate
larly to bed should be a ineea rule in
childhood. The bream of asked children
of to -day Ale exposed to retner too ranch
we an teat. Tam Anne more sleep
than did their pareate before them at the
same age, for oti name tome ohauged etud
life hos growu more etteleial, .beavier
burdens have been put ulna teem, and new
influences have developed 'mental tend to
enfeeble braiu power end obstruct healthy
intellectual growth. Comndining it many
anti divers funatio.
ne,, the breiri
wonderfully simple in its construot
tion. rt is only a mealtwork of
teams and cells, eboundieg everywhere
in blood vessels. " The cello are
in every head by the millions, and
every motion, thought and volition means
the work, and death ot hundrede of theme
cells." Their plateau are inimethately filled
through the blood supply, and so great M
the ailment of work done by this organ it
requires one-fifth of all the blood in the
body to keep up its viteltty. There are,
then, always going on in the brain at Meet
two processes—one of deimy and one of
repair. Now, the latter is not ea rapid
during waking hours ; hence the necassitn
for sleep, that once in every 24 heart' the
work of restoration may be effected. We go
to bed tired and Worn, but, after a night of
sound sleep, awake in the morning re-
freahed and rejuvenated; during the period
or rest, new substance haa been taken
through the blood to the bran to replace
that which hae decay ed ; fall repairs hail
been made and the balterice = metered.
Nature has provided that periods nf activ-
ity and rest shall alternate. Every organ
in the body works under this law. Even
the heart has its periods of suapension ;
they age, of course, brief, and yet this
organ is actually iu repose six hours out of
every twenty.four. its ream are taken
after every pulsation; the lungs rest after
every breath ; the digestive organs do their
work and then fold their hands, as it were.
And so it is with all the other organs of
the body. For the braiwthere is
NO REST EXCEPT DURING SLEEP.
As one writer has aptly timid "So long
as an individual is &Wake, there is not a
single ,secona of his life during which his
brain is altogether inactive. Its substance
is consumed by every thoughts, byevery
motion of the will, by every, sound that as
heard, by every object thatle ifiten,ba every
substance that is touched, by every odor
that is smelled, by every painful or pleasur-
able sensetien ; and eb each instant of our
lives witnesses the deociy of some portion of
ite mass and the formetiou , of new
material to take US plata."
The great restorer of brain power is,
therefore, profound sleep, and the achool.
going child must have plenty of it. His
need is, in fact, wastly greater than that
telt in adult life, for not only meet the
vital energy of his brain be eaula day re-
stored, but all the while it must be growing
and developing. In childhood,owing to the
a/znost ceaselets aotivity, the expenditure
of nerve force is ',tiny great; there, is much
more rapid and extensive decay of nerve
tissue than in later life, and longer sleep is
required for repair; and, beside making up
for the wear and tear, there must
be an extra amount for the ad.
dition of new matter and the
building up of the brain. Deny
a child suffieient sleep, anti not only
will he be stunted in intellect, but in
physical stature as well—he will be both of
feeble mind and puny body. Moreover, it
is believed that too little sleep in childhood
is one of the causes of insanity in after
years. The regular bedtime of a child first
entering school -0 or 7 years of age—
should not be later than 7 pen., for he will
actually need from 11 to le, bourn sleep.
Of course, a little latitude in the way of
a trifle longer evenings before• days on
which school is not in session, may be
allowed, but in all such instances the ahild
should sleep later the following day.
After the seventh year the duration of
sleep may be gradually diminished; but
even at the age of 19 and 20 between nine
and ten hours' sleep are actually needed.
In a general way it may be sad that even
after a child is 12 years old, and from that
time on until his school life ie ended, 9 p.m.
ought to be his habitual hour for retiring.
One great fault of our educational system
is the requirement of 3ttlay out of school.
In order for children to find titne for their
meals, have 'eufatient exercise, etc., they
must study eveninge, and often late into
the same. As a consequeoce they not
only run the risk of injuring their eyes,
but their
GENERAL HEALTH IS THREATENED.
The average school °bile of to -day is
nervous and restlese, end very generally it
is the result of too little sleep. The harder
his studies in school the longer the even-
ings allowed him in whioh to get his
lessons; which is just the reverse of what
should be, for the less sleep' he gots the
duller will be bis comprehension, and the
slower be will be in leareing' hie tasks
The man of brain work know e well that if
kept up of a night t vso or three boars after
hie regular bedtime he is more or less
"broken up" for the following day; and
yet, as likely as not, he allows his thild to
pore over his books, night after night, long
.after he shanld hava.been in bed. And
when he growa irriteble, coraplains of dyei
morale synaptoras, leaks pale, ia dull and
disinelined to play, then his teachers are
blamed and accused of eputting too heavy
•burdene upon him; wheneas did he gb to
bed as he, ought, and det suffieient sleep,
the eame etudies +wield bit cotupetatively
easy and the lessons meth nore quickly
learned.
The perfectly healthy child rotas an
abundance of eleep: Batthe children of
today are not by any means all healthy.
The pendia of rileby o tlierti are of highly
nervous temperament, and not a, few are
viotinas of !serve weakness. There are also
parent s" who stiffer ftintilieetse, 'MA ethers
whiner° cenetitritionrilly infiete as the eon -
sequence of pernicione habit, such ati
smoking to excess, using alcohol, Ma In
fact, were the phyainal constitutith °tall
parents carefully studied, a large proportion
ofthem would be found to have some defeat
which it is poesible for their children to
thiamin Let parents set to it that their
,thildren have aufaelent sleep, and they will
have done infinitely tertieb in remove' in-
herited tendenciee, not only to 'Jeans( die -
eases, but to all others, 'Unfortunately,
all parentrs not know when they have
aefeets which are likely to pass on to tilde
ehilaren. It may be aceopted t hat those
of the present generetion whe are abso.,
intely ftee there are comperittively few. A
tethet Narita hail predicted that the dent of
the
UteAnitNen Oi oth rdlon
id Surely Coining, life rightly states that wo
hide our &Udine, our dements, Ana our
Pauper hetirlat In hatienti of refuge out of our
eight „Hod. We Pet these retreetetend all our
mentally anci, physioally ellitMed Were
leteed to drift about in the community, ea
in former theme, these otter preeent evils
and evidences of natiellial depreeietion,
would triehten um We would ethda thaae
than we do the laws of health, and bow
hest th meintain meral, iutellectual and
natignal supremacy. Look at the ever in.
greasing demands for hospitals, asylums
tor insane and inabecilea, eohoole ter Noble-
minclea, retreats for nervoint complaints,
elrashousee tor bIlDaeO weeolte, prisons tor
chronic and oongeeital vagabonds, end then
say ifa vicious 'latent of eartitation, of cum
team, of habits, and of edneetion has not
something to ao with this state of thingo.
This is not the jerenaiad of the pessimiet ;
rather it is the story of a danger etanal to
Which we would do well to take heed. As
has been seiti, our edueational eystem is
often blamed whore it could not be held, re-
sponsible. There is =eh in it, however, to
criticise. Chitdren well advanced in school
are generally obliged to devote two hours to
study at home, so that they are actually at
work—and hard at work—about as many
hours eaoh eohool day as the ordinary adalt
laborer. Certainly, this is not as it should
be, and to burden the young and tender
brains of the coming race in this way is
simply putting a premium upon aegentera.
Hon. No child slaoald be allowed to study
evenings before he is 15 years old. It is
absolately the duty of every parent to
observe this rule, and its violation is a
sin. It is the parents, not the teachers,
who are reeponsible for the health of
school children, and it is for them to em-
phatically shut down an the present
ruinous system of cramming, They alone
oan apply the remedy. But all must an.
dept their duty, and do it. As it is now, if
a child is not allowed to study °vetting° he
falls behind his class, for the majority of
his mates are victims of the fault which his
parents protect him from. But in the end
Id will he the gainer, even if hie school
course, lasts a year or two longer than
theirs. He will be like the elowly growing
tree, whioh takes the deepeet root and has
the toughest fibres, while theirs is likely to'
be a henhouse mushroom growth, which
means early decay both to mind and body.
Children should pass
THE HOUR DEPORE BEDTIME
very quietly. Books should be laid aside
tend rompine.euspended, that, the nervous
system maybe relieved of all excitement.
Children may amuse themealves with light
games, music, needlework or something of
the sort, but everythingapproathieg ex•
oitanaent or brainwork is forbidden. The
youth of to.day is singularly given to books
of action, riot' in soubstirring tales. To
read one of these until bedtime means an
hour or two of restlessness, and frequent
&earns when at last sleep comm.' on. The
nervous system of the dreamer is not at
rest, and he is expending nearly as ranch
nerve force as he would were be awake and
experiencing the same thong/lea and mental
einitements. While one is exeited 'from
any cause, the circulation -in his brain, is
correspondingly active, and it must quiet
down before sleep is possible. So, to
insure a ohild a good nigatt's IM the
hour before bedtime be a quiet one, and,
above all, let there be no brainwork over
school books. •
A word as to the sleeping apartixient and
the night clothing of children. It ought
not be necessary to emphaeize the impor.
tattoo of pure air, but, unfortunately, few
parents rightly estimate its need. Without
it is absolutely impossible for children
to be well. Even older children should not
be allowed to go to bed in n cold mom ; it
should at least be comfortably warm while
they are undressing, but the heat should he
shut off during the night unless it is
intensely cold. Flannel nightgowns should
Id the rule in winter for children of all
ages. The older ones generally sleep in
woollen vests and wear over tbem cotton or
linen niglatgowne. It would be infinitely
better did they remove the vest and sleep
in a long, loose flannel nightdress. The bed
covering should be sheets and blankets only.
The eheming rooms of children are never too
large, and are almost always too small. A
10x12 room, with a ceiling eight feet high,
really ought not be occupied by more then
one person, be it child or adult. And with
only one occupant, in order to keep the air
of a room of that size healthy, it must be
ell changed four times every hour. As for
children and adults sleeping together, it
a bad practice. Without entering into the
probable explanation, we will simply oey
that children, as a rule, Buffer more or leat!
under such conditions, and not inftequently
they in turn become pale, enfeeblecelanguld
and dull. This is most likely to to the
case where the adult bed -fellow is especially
strong and robust.
The Dlystery of the Rain.
We know very little about the method°
of the transportation and concentratien of
moisture in the atmosphere. We can
determine the proportion of me itt te e itt
the air within our reach. We can (11 aieta
by tile formation of water drops; en the
outside of an ice picther that there is a
greater or less quantity of moieture in
the air around the pitcher, and instruments
are in use to declare the relative arnotatt.
Whet can we know ot the vast bodies of
water stored up in the clouds above us, and
ready at a momenta' warning to pear out
their floods upon us ? We may theorize
about the vapor of water being careied be.
tween the atoms of the Nit as WaAer is
contained in the pores of a sponge, but we
have no proper idea how the tons of ram,
snow or hail are held aloft in the clouds or
transported from place to place over a con-
tinent. We have recently had all the rain
cloudcarried over ue from the Galt to tbe
north and northwest, to be poured down in
floods upon the Mountains of Pennsylvania
and Virginia,' while the rice and cane fields
yef Louisiana were parched and arid. Now
the rain -laden skies aro giving all their
stores to us ani
d drought s being paid for
with intermit. It is early enough to predict
ram tt today, but what, after all, do we know
of the great clintatie laws which burn our
fields'with drotight Id Lune ad &wet them
with in down -pour in July ?—liteentive Age
(WasItietgion).
A. Base Slander.
" I think," remarked Mem Palltuse to
Intro, Lakeview, "that the way, the papets
run Chicago about divoroe is amply scan.
&aloes. I wouldn't say anything if there
were any reasonable geontla for ; but
there ien't. nig all made mit of whole
cloth. Why, I don't believe I know twenty
divorced Phople in the entire eivele of nay
e.ccenaintantre 1" .
Discovered the Truth About liana.
Btown—You don't raean to tiny you' ve quit
*gilding With tutaw0 2 Why, I thought
you'd swear by Cutaway4
Robittemet—I've got throughewith him. I
°Wed him a little bill, arid he Sent around
heat week to Bey that be' wan it urgent need
of funcle, Wortla consider it a great
favor if I Would lieln hira out,
laroten--Atia you fottad it itteonvenient
Robilleten—allo ; it Wen quite eenvenient ;
bill Lord 1 / thought the man was ricle
—.The Only weight te be boneeh---eizteen
ouneeii to the petted.
THE
Obaremorlettes (novelly Caricatured
by Penchi
For the troper production of the Young
itrt.ttEie thets xe natny ;;;TteiXIttYs'hb:4 °,11 dY
provide him with A wealthy. father, slightlY
ilevored with a good tional position and
political temes. nena him to ce puha°
sehool, hovitig first eliminated ae much
yeuthfulness as is compatible with con,
tineett exietenee. A.dd „emcee flattering
masters, mad a distaste for aemen Season
with the idea that be is helm for a great
:tl‘ardeettgtiLretlitttadve14:4 etintdP°1e4BoilbielCle'ci verbose
eboonse•
tradiet hid elders. Mere youth
and trabeier hot to university. Ad4
more verbosity ana a atroeg extract of
priggiehines. Throw in it degree, and two
speeches at the Union. Set hirre tomimmer
for two ears in a, poplin censtitueney, and
serve aim up, a chattering pedant, of. 24 at
Wenhsttrni::06°nrr.
lile Of the conteet whioie re-
sulted in hie return to the House of Com.
mons, the yoang M.P. will have tasted the
sweets of advertisem'ent by eeeing hie name
conetantly placarded in huge letters on
colored posters. He will have been con-
stantly referred to as" Our poptilai young
Caneidate," and he will thus have became
eonvinced that the welfare of his country
imperetively demande his irareediate
presence) and permanent oentinuence in
Parliament. Wrier' the genial butcher who,
hesided retailing the oareassee of sheep and
oxen, tits in the 'Town Council, and pre•
sides over one of the looalpulitleal siesortim
tions, dealered, as he often hes at other
conteme and of other • candidates, that
never, itt the course of his political career,
haci he Haunted to more mature wisdom,
adorned with nobler eloquence, than that
which luta foams from "1 Our young
and popular Candidate," he was
merely satiety ie g at ' burning desire
for rbetorical expeaisionawitho,ut anytpam
tionlar regard to aocnracy of statement.
But the candidate himself greedily maps
that lamp of flattery, and alt tbe praise
which is the conventional StIttOe for every
political gander. On thie he grows fat,
and being, in addition, paffed up by a very
considerable conceit of his own, be even,
tually preeents an Emmet whittle is not
pleasing, and assumes (towards those who
are not voters in the constituency) at man-
ner which oan scarcely be dessribed as
modest The majority of hie cionstitueiats
regard • him simply as an automatic:
machine for ,the regular distribition of
large eubscriptions. e regards himself as
a being of great importenceeand capacity,
and enciowed with , the„ power of acting as
he likes, whilst tbeilocal wire- ptdlere , look
upon him as a convenient mask, 'behind
which tfiey mey the more effectively carry
on their own petty schemes of personel
ambition.
DIANING rams= SOLID.
As a candidate, moreover, the young M.
P. will haye discovered that the trianaph
of his patty depeeds not merely or even
chiefly upon the dos exposition of those
poiitioal principles with which he may
have lately °rammed himself by the aid
of a stray volume of Mill, and a " Com-
pendium of Political History," bat rather
upon the careful observance et local
°latent and local etiquette, and the mann
less effort to trunap histeadvereary's every
trick. lite will thus have become the
Preeideut of the local glee club, the petron
of a ecientifie association, and a local dog
thow, the Vice -President of four cricket
°labs and of five football clubs, a Member
of the committee of the hospital bail, and
of the Society for Improving the breed"of
Grey Parrots; to say nothing, of the
Guild for Promoting the Heppiness of
Micicilwagea Honest:nada, and the icioal
Aesociation .for the Distribation of Pellrly
Bane, at cheep prices, to the deserving
poor. Moreover, before he was discovered
the true relation of benefit sotsieties to
Politienhe will find himself a member of the
Odd-feilows, the Foresters, the Hearts of
Oak, tbe Draids, and the Loyal and Ancient
Order of Free and Accepted Buffaloes,
with the right, conferred by the last-
named society, of being s.ddreseed on ledge
nights as it he were a baronet, or, at least,
a knight. Having thus ram and shaken
hands with the workingman during bis
hours of festive relaxeation, the young M.P
will be properly qualified for dieunseing
those temial questions whicb form the chief
part of every aspirant's politica baggage.
Being gifted with as happy power of
enunciating pompons platitudes with an
air of profound conviction, and of spread-
ing batter churned from the speeches of
his leaders on the bread of political
economy, he will be highly thought of at
meetings of political leagues of either sex,
or both combined. It is neceseary then he
should °atoll the eye of the Speaker during
his first session. He tvill afterwards talk
to hie constituents of the forma of the
House in the tone of one who is familiar
with mysteries, and is accustomed to
aningle on terms of equality with the great
d famous. He will bring in as bill which
an M.P., who was once young, has
abandoned, and, finding bis measure
blocked, will discourse with extreme bitter-
ness of the obstruction by whicla the efferts
onrising political geuine are opposed. 1
AN IMPORTANT runsexecia.
In London society the young M.P. may
be recognized by an air of oonsoiona Len-
ortance e.s oe one who carries the burden
of the Slat upon his sboulders, and
desires to impress the Mot upon °therm
Xis may be flattered by being catenated as
to the secret intentions of feign Cabinets
or the pro:meets of party aivisicate He
will then speak at length of his leaders as
we," and will probably annorincet in a
voice intended not so much for his Immo-
Mate neighbors as for the thoughtleas
crowd beyond, that "we shall sthash them
in committee," and that " Altera -Douglas "
(or Arnold Morley, as the ,case may be)
"
Ids asked me to answer the fellows on the
Brit bayelIpledaet t,0„.7Xithoer_riv0 02:r4N1 n
s. peaiit
o eurobeI
i g
already complete. On mho. follotviegi day
be will epeak during the ainneriliour t& an
audience of four, mad, having escaped being
counted out, will be greatly adimired bY
constituents. Ete will assiduously attend
all social fnnotions, and will not objedt, to
settieg hie name id the paragremlag of
society panere, It ie net absolutely nodes-
eary that Me young ha.P. ehoula be bald,
but it is essential that he should wear at
„hook coet. It id well, alto, that hie dress
should be neat, hut not ostentatiously
spruce, lest the more horny,handed a his
eupportere should take umbrage at an
offensive assumption nt superiority nyer
those whose votee keep hitniil place.
HOW IT ALLnens.
Custom domande that the young Bt. P.
Should travel eiteneively, and that ho
should enlighten hie liornseataying coneti.\
triente as to the designe of Barataria, the
labor question in Iiutiptd, and the prom
emote of federation in Laputee by regalia of
lettere addressed to the looal newspaper,
Ele will ebb intervietv ftireign poterlittee
and statesmen, and came the fad t bo
ionblieltea thttelgh the medium of Hatter:
On his return, he will write at book, sttd
deliver a leotard before the Eiltithal
prevenient' Steady et the Mena he reprei
tantelate will then mini, in Ordet thet
Id may attendblatiters' rueetinge by deputy,
an4 Mthlte hilt Wife te Make levish Plittehlteee
at it 10(40,1)11'4K which Id urillhave opened,
shortly anetwards he will peleoe an on,
popular fad, whioh ,eortoin mentbees et his
own purtY ePProYel and Will take Vignat
one Plead against it an prtnoiple, ,thug
earning the commendation tat all Parties as
a man of iudependent viewsneed unit winving
rectitude. It, at So subsequent election, lee
ehoeld change to be rejected at the poll, he
wiUpub1zcy profesa that he is delightea to
Id relieved ef an uncongenial burden
whilst assuring his ftierids in private thet
the country in whit% elate and honest men
ere negleeted meet be in a very, had way.
Es will, however, publish an addrees to
tee electors, in which he Will cleim a
'Merin Vititory, and will ensure them that it
will ever be one et hie proudest memeriee
to have been connected' with their conetit.
nency. °He will spend the period of hie
retirement on the stump, and, nelees be be
speedily teraished with another gonstitu-
°nay, wilt entertain, or:inlets as to the sanitY
of lets p arty leaders. Subseqnently he will
find himself again in the Ltouse of Com.
mous, mid, having been spoken of as a
young nean for about a quarter of at con.
nary, will at last become an Under-
SocretaryioaState, and a grandfatheran the
'tame yeer.--Putich.
Tata A el e lo ON ea Alan
it is Difficult for a Elanag,ar to Invent, but
it Lools.3 Easy Enough.
" I suppose that very few of the people
who have ever seen the menthes of hellen
girls in specteoular productions have .stoP•
pea to think of the immense fiLtIOUOt of
labor involved in the preparation of those
Maraca," said a well.knowin theatrical
manager the other day to the New York
Sun. "The audience looks at the long lines
of brilliantly arrayed girls as they gb
through the most intricate figures with
never a thought of the work ot the designer
of tbe figures. The girls do their part with
such apparent ease that there is no indica.
tion oft the weeks of toil whiah was re-
quired to produce the effect. Let me tell
you how as march for the ballet girls is
made. There are only two or three pro.
feesional rnaroh designers in this country,
and they probably pursue different methods
in getting up new figures; but I will tell you
of the way I went about it 5 year ago, when
I wanted to train some girls. 1 had never
given as thought to the Mot that it wee one
thing to train the girls to march and quite
another one to design the figures. I told
my stage manager to train the girls for an
amazon mantle and thought that was
all that was required. He aimed me if I
had any figures. 1 told him that I hsan't,
and he said that I would have to get some
for him before he could do anything with
the girls. I went to the halletmaster and
asked him for some figures. He told me to
call the next day. I did so, but he said
that he wasn't quite ready for me yGt. I
called several times, and he always had
some -new exam° to offer. I went to
another bailetmaster, end had the same
experience. They were evidently unwilling
to let auy one have their figures. There
were no othe: men in the city to whom I
could apply, so I said to myself : I will
invent some figures myself. After giving
the matter some thought I bought as set of
poker chips and began my work. I took
sixteen red chips and sixteen white ones.
Then I got down on the floor, and arranged
the poker -chips in two long rows—a white
row and as red row. Then I straightened
up and looked at them. I tried hard to
imagine that the poker -chips were girls,
but I only partially succeeded. Down I
got again and began to move the ohipa, one
at as teme, into curious figures, but it was
slow and unsatisfactory work. I found that
I would have to work with other material.
I proonred some large beads, and strung
sixteen of them on a string, fastening them
about an inch apart. I strung sixteen
beads of another color in the same way.
These beads represented the thirty-two
girls who were to take part in the mirth.
Then I began to arrange them in figuree,
and when I got what I thought
was a good one I made a tope
of it. For over two months I
worked in this way with the beads
and the polterathips before I was satisfied
with the tigures. I handed the diagrams
to my etage manager, and, with my help
and cxplauetions, he' trained the girls.
This took two months more, but even when
they were perfectly drilled the work was
not over. It is never over. The reason of
this is that very frequently I either have to
discherge one of the girls, or ehe may leave
of her own accord. Then as new one—a
raw rearnit—has to be taken on and
trained. To train one girl it is necessary
to make the entire thirty-two go through
the march over and over again. The next
time that any one proposes that I shall
start an amazon march I will strike hint
off my list of friends. I have had enough
of it."
Idioms et the Stage.
To say that a scene or play wants more
" ginger " means that ih laths "snap "
and " go."
A reception" is the round of applause
that greets an motor when he makes his
first entrance.
A "guy" line is a line Met ie so foolieb
that the audience laugh at its absurdity,
not at its humor.
When one artist ia made special meution
of in the programme or on the billa he is
"I eatured. "
Tbe play is called "the piece," the motors
"the artists," and the advertising litho•
graphe and posters "the paper."
To "got his notice" is to receive wore'
that atter the two weeks etipalated, in the
contract hie services will not be needed.
An "open stage" ia a stage with the back
very far up and an "sneber is the fool that
supports the shove witlahis money.
The 0. P. entrance is the "opposite
prompter" thiamine, and is emote the
stage from the entrance in which the
prompter Mande.
To " queer " at scene is to " gag " or ie-
trodece lines tallith do not belong there
and so make the other eaters laugh or for-
get their linen
"A blualofaeo act" 100 variety' "turn "
in butnt cork ; a 'turo" is the specialty
or act of at variety performer or rausio hall
artist.
"To hug the centre," or "bog the cen-
tre IP is to keep tho middle of the stage,
gold so fhttraot the entire ettention of the
sudience.
"A fly-by.night " company is a company
that leaves without lig uidating ifs indebted -
nese to the landlord, toad it " oneatight
stand " is at stop for ono night.
A. Membrane failure is called a" frost,"
O poor company a " man " company, a
pair na.
rtheatrical towa a " jay't tette, and a
poor actor it "Ita"—New Yard Evenitt9
Was It a Newspaper -Prize Watch?
Aunt Cenpen—And now, Georgia, how
do yon like the fine gold watelt sent sou
cle stoat birthday
Geergiee-I lilted it very well, anetie.
Altor rue an' Billy Smith got tied o/ hear -
it' it tiok wo basted it crin and took out
dor worke. Blare got der spring fad onto
his deg. WEI a bill)y dog, too.
WinOntarint ellaticiarat
Jeridesnaalds' Coetunten Tole Mteeoeatione
and Other Coneettet
Drideelnaide are very important and pic-
turesque features of the modem Weadogi
00d their costunme are net only extremely
but in any cases X13614 attilltiO as
Well. At en Idnalish wedding this Winter
the bridesmaide wore gewne of white silk
draped with white gatiee and teinemed With
eilver gatoon, wants binge painaborough
hate severed with went) ostrieh featbers
adorned their heads. At a " violet wed-
ding", the bridesmaids were clreesed in COS-
tulnes of purple velvet copied from a
popular painting, and at novel feature of
this wedding was that many of the gnests
wore matte:cies whioh were in some shade
of the same
A reoent wedding in an eastern city had
some vary pretty features. The eight
bridesmaids were (dressed in gowns of
yellow eetin trimmed with Chantilly laoe,
end they wore wreaths of attunes and eam-
rieri
bueohes of yellow daffedile. At tbe
reception the bridal 'maple Mood beneath
two floral hearts in white, tied with at true
lover s knot, which were placed against
a background of crimson plash. The
gone:ling of the bridal party was
very pretty, nth gold -backed Japanese
settees being used with excellent effect. At
this same wedding the bride's gifts to her
bridesmaids were phe in the form of two
pearl heart, end the ring hidden in the
cake was ot two raoonstones carved in heart
shape.
English fashion journals say. that ropes
of flowers meander about their table drat
peries, ana the fruit is disposed among
them. At a reoent bridal breatfast, where
all the china and flowers were wnite,
oranges peeped out of masses of their own
flowers and leaves, and the centre -piece
was a aollection of white Vienna china on
bisque organ pipes, around whioh was
twined at vine of roses and buds in their
own foliage. The epergne, which has been
so long relegated to the china closet, has
come back again 'and leaves and buds and
flowers are teethed about its tall branches
end it is used as at setting for a mat of
foliage. Another new table decoration is a
wire framework, made to resemble at flat
piste; in this the flowers, with short
stems and without foliage are placed, the
favorite flowers for such decoration being
violets, crocuses, jonquils, daffodils or
heerteease. The foundation of wire is, of
course, coucealed and at each plate is
placed ono of these plates, smell and
matching in color the china and other
decorations.
One ot the prettiest of the customs now
observed at Beglish weddings is the intro-
duction of tiny pages to hold the train of
the bride. They add greatly to the plenum
ague effect of the occasion in their pretty
costumes. At at recent wedding two little
pees were attired in reseda velvet, fastened
with silver buttons, and slashed with oream
silk, with broad white silk sashes tied on
one side, deep Spenish lace collars, reseda
stockings and tan leather aloes with paste
buckles. At another wedding, the pages
wore cream serge Fauntleroy snits braided
with gold, and white silk collars and
sashes. They also wore eilver watches and
()hates, the gilt of the bride. On another
occasion the pages were dressed in Charles
I. costumes of pale blue satin, with puffed
eleeves, cloaks tined with white satin, col-
lars and cuffs of Vandyke Irish croohet
lace, blue lace ceps with white ostrich
plumes, and bine satin ahem with buckles.
Arrangement of Furniture.
In arranging your furniture avoid
straight tines as much as possible. How
much more easy appearieg is a chair placed
across, instead of into, a corner. It looks
as though some one had jest relinquished
its comfortable Teem, and seems to
&dually offer itself to you in return, says a
writer in "Table -Talk." Curves, angles
and the like are artistic, we are taught;
but what a hopeless task is it to impress
upon oar neat -handed " Phyllises" that
these 'apparently careless itrrengements are
stndied touches, after all. It is really
somewhat amusing to note how Phyllis,
who will decorate tables and bureaus with
reaently employed dust -rags, and leave
scrub brushes in deceptive corners of the
staircase, will persist in going about and
straightening the "artistically -angled"
furniture and ornamente. Not a few
housewives have special hobbies; among
them the foregoing ; another is their table-
ware and their mantel brio -a -brae. They
value these treasures immeasurably, but
crack a piece the slightest, or "nick" the
tiniest bit off an edge, and all trace of
esteem VADiSh39. "Break my china," said
yoting housekeeper as few days ago, "but
break it into Atoms, don't amok it. I
can't bave it continue to stand about as if
nreepr.,oa, ohing for the lack of care and tender-
ss
'Will Salute.
A regulation has been introdaced in the
British navy requiring all officers and men
to salute hereafter according to military
fashion. The new method, it appears, is
due to the Qaeon, who realizes that the
woe, 41./0410'41191'.0"
There are Precious Vow renple Who Know
ROM It Ortatnatado
One peotelier fact brenglet out bY 01_0
qcent right between the BOltrd „01 Trade
and the bunhet-sbOpil is that the origin of
t hAe noahreli eitaogfo tNh ee wl t treerpt tneoko
rt aenketVa , 0 0 v„ Grail
prominent Chicago speOnlators their
opinions on the subjeot, and all agreed tha
mitoatth4r.iengWee dettaitely animal regent/big the
'4 The name was extaut befere MY time,"
ionriigdirtaat,r; Liebetern, Qf datnee Murphy
Co. I havn'tthe elightest idea of itie
William Eppley, Mr. 0 stens and eeverai
Board ot Trade operators expreseed the
same opinion. °
The only theory regarding the origin
that has ever been advanced comae from
the village of St. Louis, There was, it ie
said, in Mtge of yore at inanufaotory of
tuba, buckets ana other domestic recep.
tacies on 3rd street, near the Board of
Trade. Here the sportively inclined Mist
sourians were wont to gather and illegitie
mately deal ia stooks and grain. The place
was, the legend runs, ultimately changed
into an outside brokers' establtshment, and
from this eirounaetance, it fit claimed,
ernanatea the term " buoketmhop," now tio
universally irt use.
She Cured Ellin.
"bud thus she cured him; and this way
Will I take upon me to wash your liver
As clean as a sound sheep's heart,
That there shall not be one spot on't.''
This is cloiee by the use of Dr, Pierce's
Golden itledioalDiaoovery,whiohthoroughly
dominoes the systera of all impurities of tile
blood—wasbes out the liver clean - battle:luta
pimples, boils, blotches, scrofula, tuber.
culosie, and ell tendencies to Coesumptiont
Dr, Pierce has prepared this remedy "
you like it," and placed it with all the drug
stores, where the daughter ef the Duke as
well as the olown, or Orlando, may obtain
it for their cure. It is warranted to benefit
or cure, or money paid for it will be re-
funded.
True, in One Sense.
Fir
et Barnstormer—Faith, me friend,
am overjoyed to see you! What luck? A
regular ovation at yonr last appearance,
hope..
Second Barnstormer (gloomily) ---S' death,
me boy, I know not what you caftan ova-
tion. Yet hold! Mine was such, if you
bear in mind that in Latin, ovum meaneth
an egg.
"What's female beauty, bat an air divine,
Through which the mind's all -gentler grazes
ThaibeinaneO; be good logia in poetry, but in
real life "the mind's all -gentler graces
shine" to better advantage when enclosed
in a sound physique. Dr. Pierce's Favor-
ite Prescription is a positive cure for the
most complicated and obstinate cases oE
lencorrhea, excessive flowing, painful men-
struation, unnatural suppressions, pro-
lapses or falling of the womb, weak back,
"
female weakness," anteversion, retro-
version, bearing -down sensations, chronic
congestion, infanamation and ulceration of
the womb, inflammation, pain and tender-
ness M. ovaries, aceorapanied with " internal
heGatel
Businesis Business.
em Girl—The paper saye a matri-
s
racmial exobange 1-88 been started for the
benefit of foreign noblemen and American
heiresses.
Plailatielphia Girl (who deals at Wane-
makers's) —Isn't that spIeedid 2 I hope
they'll have a bargain counter.
The awe-struck audience gazed
On the figure, gaunt and gray;
'Twas the murdered king, or the ghost of hint
And Hamlet was the play.
Me hour was briet, he said,
He must go ere light of day,
To the place of torment prepared for him,
Till Jais sias were puued away.
Yes, purged, was the word he used,
and I thought what a remedy rare
Would Pierce's Purgative Pellets prove,
In his case, then and there.
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pargative Pellets
have no Neal as a cathartic in derange-
ments at the liver, stomach and bowels.
Small, pleasant in aotion, and purely vege-
table.
" I have an article on How to manage a
wile,'" reraarked a man as he advanced to
the editor's desk. "Fon are untnarried, I
believe
,
' replied the editor. "Yes, why ? "
Nothing. I just thought so."
Lord Acton is considered the most
learned man in England. He is a Roman
Catholic, and in addition to his barony
has a baronetcy. His library contains
no less than one hundred thousand vol-
umes, all of which are carefully selected
and number among them some very rare
books.
About 1,500 different kinds of dream,
books are in the inarket, and all of them
find buyers.
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" off oap" is a positive danger in e. tropical me_
climate, while at other times it is often a
source al discomfort. Sailors nowadays
are net so picturesque as they used to be.
They do not hitch up their troneers and
preface their remares with " shiver my
timbers " ; and novelists and dramatists
will in future be compelled to abstain from
picturing them as mitkieg a sweeping
salatation with a dropped cap and the
cheerful cry ot "Aye, aye, sir ?"
Thieves in Sleepers.
A. little thoughtfulness will prevent losses
in a sleeper. The passenger who goes to
bed with his watch and purse under his
pillow, in the old-fashioned way, could be
robbed easily. That is where the thief
shesys looks. He can get the vest or
trousers from the pillow without waking
the sleeper.
The best plan is to put the money and
jewelry in a handkeroltief, lift up the
mattress on the aide near the *window
under the body, not under the head, and
put the bundle there.—St. Louis Globe.
Democrat.
Hairy George is having a cordial vvelcome
1*1 Anstarlia. Htylans been entertained at a
grand berquet at Sidney, and bis lectures
on the lima question have been attended by
arowded eueiettoes.
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