The Exeter Advocate, 1890-1-30, Page 5They Ought to Join Me-
Ginty.
The world is gieatly crowded now with
pestilential bones,
Who ought to join McGinty right a-
aw ay,
Wo meet them everywhere we go, both
in and out of doors
They ought to join McGinty right a-
way.
The chap who always borrows, but was
never known to lend,
Who, when he's broke,convinces you
he'll always be ,your friend,
But when you ask a favor he has no
favors to extend—
He ought to join McGinty right a-
way. ".
The man who always loudly snores
within the sleeping' car--
He
ar—He ought to join McGinty right' a-
way,
His wild cadenzas warp the doors and
make the windows jar—
He ought to join McGinty right a-
way.
And there's the chap who seems to
know when all your time's em-
ployed:
He chooses just the moment when
you cannot be annoyed,
And as he talks and talks and talks
you wish he were destroyed
You wish he'd join McGinty right :r'a-
way.
The crank who Inas no intellect, but
just a mulish will
He ought to join McGinty right a-
way,
For while you may convince him holds
his own opinion still--
He
till-He ought to join McGinty right a
way.
Ice's apt to get on juries where he'll
hang them every time;
He has a monumental gall that real-
ly is sublime;
His strong opinions with the views of
others never rhyme—
He ought to join McGinty right a
way.
And every man whose presence robs
the world of happiness—
Should go and see McGinty right a-
way.
The multitudes of cranks and bores
should speedily be less-
They ought to join McGinty right a-
way.
This dreary world of ours so much
pleasanter would be,
If it from all these nuisances could
happily be free,
So let them take a journey to the bot-
tom of the sea,
And go and join McGinty right a-
way.
Mount Carmel
Mr. David Steeper, of the 11th con-
cession sof McGillivray, has .bought a
farm'situated;lout$, of ` Corbett. ` `He'
bad his hay drawn through here by
hired teams Wednesday.
Rev. Father Kealy, in company With
Father Kennedy, paid a short visit to
his Grace, the Archbishop Walsh, of
Toronto, and also had the pleasure of
meeting Father Walsh, formerly of
London.
"La Grippe" has claimed one of the
children of this place. It being Abbey
.McIllargy,who died on Monday night
.last, at twelve o'clock. She was nine
years of age. Mass was held . at 9.30
o'clock Wednesday morning, and all "
the school children mot in a body at
the church to have a last look at the
remains of their little school mate. •
D. L. McIntyre, late managing 'dir-
ector of the Port Arthur ;Sentinel, has
gone to Winnipeg to assume the busi-
ness management of the new evening
paper.
TORMENTS OF TOOTHACE.
Yellow
I can recommend IIaoyard s T allow
Oil as a sure cure for toothache. I
suffered for several days, then I heated
my cheek and rubbed the Yellow Oil
on it and was immediately relieved
Mrs. •David G. Arnott,
Russel, Man.
Direct communication between Iiali-
fax and Vancouver and Victoria was
made Sunday by the C. P. R. Telegraph
Co. and congratulatory messages were
exchanged,
A Nassau letter says:—Gen. Henry
V. Perkins, of New York, owner of' the
yacht Nirvana and formerly a staff
officer under Gen. Sherman, died at
Nassau, January 14th.
. BEHRING SEA.
Contains the great seal of the Amer-
ican Republic, and Burdock' Blood' Bit-
ters contains the virtues of roots, barks
and herbs from our, fields and forests,
snaking it a wonderful remedy for con-
stipation, dyspepsia,, biliousness, bad
1
blood Scrofula and all skin diseases.
Three hundred paraders in Lisbon
who marched through the city Sunday
Shouting "Death to the English" met
with jeers and insults from the onlook-
ers in the principal Streets.
Everest's Cough Syrup is ahead of
11,11 other Cough Remedies.--D.Stewart,
Forest.P 0
The arrival of .Tillie Bly in New
York #fter her trip around the world
was made the ou. i 1011 of a great ,de-
monstration. The time made was 72
days 6 hours and 11 minutes.;
ADVICE TO MOTIIERS.
Are you disturbed et night and broken of your
rest by a sick child suffering and drying with
pain of cutting teeth ? if so; tend at once end
get a bottle of Mits. WrNatow's SooiirNO Sylfur
roll Cul Deter 'INETIIINO. Its value is inealcul•1
able. It will rel i levo the poor little Sufferer imine.
diatolyy-. Depend upon it,.rnothers,there is no
mistake about it. It cures' dysentery and diet,
threw, regulates the stomach and bowels, cures'
clic so tens .he gums, o t
Win i
,
B is,
tion, and gives tone and energq"to the whole,
system. Ski its. WN:tStiOW's SooriuiYG STROP loess
CInLDtnrrr'T FIST itirro is pleasant to the tee te,and'
is tho prescription of one Of the oldest and isestl
female Nurses and physicittna in the united
Stated, and IS for kale by"all d 'ii,gihts through.f
Cat ale world; 1'lice sig cents a bottiw, ;
This is to certifv that I have used
Everest's Liver Regulator, and find it
the best I ever used.—P, B. Rosenberry,
L. D. S., Arl*ona, Ont.
Advice from Montevideo under date
of Dee, 21, assert that Gen. da Fonseca,
the head of the provisional government
of Brazil, was dying.from angina, peel
oris, in an hotel in a suburb of Rio Jan-
eiro,
FIRST HELP FOR THE WOUNDED..
Iu 11 kinds of wounds, bruises, sores
cuts and sprains prompt action is .pec-
ossaryand the wisdom of those who
keep IIagylrrds Yellow Oil on hand is
demonstrated It is a prompt effectual
and reliable cure for all injuries, Croon,
rheumatism, sore throat etc. Used in
-
0r 0r xternally.
Wm. O'Connor the champion oars-
man, having failed to hear anything of
Messrs Thayre and Calkins, the big re-
gratta promoters,, has determined to
leave Toronto on his way to Australia
to -morrow.
LITTLE LUCY'S LUCK.
"I had a disease of the skin for which
Ma tried everything she could think of
but without effeet,but the first bottle of
Burdoel:' Blood Bitters I tried, I found
relief. It gave me great satisfaction."
Lucy Venables, (age 11,)
Boissevain, Man
Although almost everybody is now
convinced that the National line steam-
ship Erin has been lost,insurances were
taken on her to day, though the enor-
mous rate of 80 guineas percentage
was charged.
A WINTER'S TALE.
Last winter my little girl caught a
severe cold which lasted all season. I
doctored with everything I' could get
,but to no avail. Finally I got Hag
yard's Pectoral Balsam and gave her
two doses which improved her,and in a
week she was entirely cured by its use.
Mrs. C Norman, Cornell, Ont.,
The International Union of Masons
and Bricklayers assembled in. Kansas
City adopted a resolution on Saturday
re -affirming the nine -hour day. The
nest convention takes place in Toronto
in January, 1891.
OTTT ON THE PLAINS
the wonderful virtues of Nasal Balm,
are known and appreciated. W. M.
Armstrong, of tee mounted police, Fort
Saskatchewanwrites:—I have been us-
ing Nasal Balm as directed and find it
to be all you claim for it -"A sure cure
for Catarrh, Easy to Use, Pleasant and
Agreeable. It gave me relief from the
first application. Everybody suffering
from Cold in the Head or Catarrh
should use Nasal Balm.
Prof. Frederick Freund, teacher of
the parochial school of St. Peter's ' Ger-
man Evangelical church in Buffalo,
reported' to have skipped out,charges of
debauching little girls having been
made against him. He leaves a family
destitute.
Prompt relief in sick headache, diz-
ziness, nausea, constipation,pain in the
side,guaranteed to those using Carter's
Little Liver Pills. One a dose. Small
price. Small dose. Small pill.
A Suspension Bridge despatch says.
Wm. II. Tremble,proprietor of theMan-
sion house, and his wife have been ar-
rested on a charge •e of robbingJ. E.
Whittemore, of Hamilton, of $560 in
gold while he was a guest at their
house January 11th. Both have been
released on bail.
Are free from all crude .and irritat
ing natter. Concentrated medicine
only. Carter's Little Lives Pills. Very
small; very easy to take; no pain; no
griping; no purging. Try them.
In' order not to wound the suscepti-
bilities of France King Humbert per-
suaded the Napoleons not to attend the
funeral of the Duke of Aosta.'
Ministers, Lawyers, Teachers, and
others whose occupation gives but lit-
tle exercise. should use Carter's Little
Liver. Pills for torpid liver and bilious-
ness. One is a dose. Try them.
Mr. J. G. Smallacombe having made
a move from the north side of the hall
over the. post office to the south side, to
make room for the masonic fraternity
of Exeter, is now in a position to turn
out his work on shortest notice and at
prices to suit all. A fit guaranteed,
The cheapest and best, tailor shop in
town. Give him a call.
La Grippe" or Li:rhtning
Catarrh.
MR. EDITOR.—"La grippe," or Russ-
ian it is termed
,is infltle a, is in real-
ity an epidemic catarrh, and is called
by some physicians "lightning cat-
arrh," from the rapidity with which it
sweeps over the country. Allow us to
draw the attention of your readers to
the fact that Nasal Balm, as well as
being a thorough cure for all cases of
the cold in the head' and catarrh will
give prompt relief in the severe castes
of "la grippe" or Russian influenza, 5
it will effectually clear the nasal pass-
ages, allay irritation and relieve the
dull, oppressive headache accompanying
the disease. No family should be with
a bottle of asci Balm in the house
with -
as coke in the head and catarrh are pe`
culiarly liable to attack people at this
season of tho>year and Nasal Balm is
the only prompt and speedy euro for
these troubles ever offered' the' public.
Easy to use and agreeable. If you can
not get it at your:.dealors'it will be sent
on receipt .of rice (50 cents
post free p
and $1. per bottle) by addressing
,w ,. '
1i IMPORT,. en 06
Brockville, Ont
outl N
NOTICE.
The Council of the Corporation of the
County.of Huron, will meet in the Court
House, in the Town of tioderieh, on Tuesday
the 98th inst.
PETER ADAMSON, Co. Clerk.
San. 13th, 1890.-2in •
Til E'WITNESS'
Important Announcement
For 1890
Over 198 PREMIUMS to select from.
GREAT INDUCEMENTS FOR OLD
AND NEW SUBSCRIBERS
SEE THE PREMIUM LIST
ANNUAL SUBSCILIPTIONS:
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WEEKLY - • 1 $1 00
The NORTHERN MESSENGER, only 30 cents
per anuum, is the cheapest illustrated paper
in the world. Contains the Sunday School
Lessons, and has abundant of interesting
information for old and young. See the list
of premium books for old and new subscrib-
ers.
Agents wanted. Sample copies free.
John, Dougall & Son.
"Witness" Office,
MONTREAL.
FREE
OUR. SNEW �tlt�mea
SSG solid FOE'
it
Glold watch
Worth S100.00. Rest $83
watch in the world. Perfect
timekeeper warranted bonvy,.
SOLID OOLD hunting cases.
13oth ladies' and gents sizes,
with works and case§ or
equal value. ONE PERSON in
each locality can secure one
free, together with our large
�e
and valuable line ofllousei,old
AHRANr■o' Samples. These samples, es well
as the watch, are free. Alt the work you
need do Is to show what we send you to those who call—your
friends and neighbors and those about you—that uhvuys results
in valuable trade torus, which holds foryears when once started,
and taus we are repair. We pay all express, freight, etc. After
you. know 01, if you would like to go to work for us, you can
sera from $20 to .800 per week and upwards. Addre.s,^
Stinson aft Co., Box S12, Portland, Blaine.
HOOS WANTED.
Tarmers tarry on your store hogs and fat-
ten them for the market from January to
June. We have determined to abandon the
packing of dressed hogs in order to Make the
packing_of hogs so business throughout the
year. We shall endeavor to buy at whatever
the price is, enough live hoes during these
months to ran our packing house. As this
business is being neglected during• the late
reinter and spring months, we think those
who have hogs suitable for our requirements
will reapa big benefit. We want hogs not
less than 140 lbs., and not over 220 ells , and
Will give a ,handsome price for the 'same.
Recollect we shall' not buy' a dreSised
MIX this winter; whereas we packed 15,000
dressed hogs after Jan. 1st, last winter.
J. L. GRANT & CO. Ingersoll.ll.
To Our Subscribers.
The SPECIAL ANNOITNCI'.MuNT which
appeal'ed;in our columns some time
since, announcing a special arrange-
ment with Dr. B, J. KFNAALIr Co, of
Enosbur •• Falls, Vt., pltblishers' ;of "A
Treatise on the }Iorse and his Disease,"
whereby ,our subscribers were enabled
to obtain a copy of that valuable work
PETE by sending their address to
Dr. J. B. KrNDALL Co. (and en-
closing a two -cent stamp for mailing
same) is renewed fora limited period.
We trust all will avail themselves of
the opportunity of obtau.ug this val-
uable work. To every lover of the
Horse itid indispensable,as it treats in
a simple manner all the deseases which
afflict this noble animal. Its phenom-
inal•sale throughout the United States
and Canada, made it standard author-
ity.' Mention this peeper when sending
for "Treaties" .=Oct, -31-13t.
Catarrh,
Catarrhal Deafness, Hay
• Fever.
A NEW HOME TREATMENT.
Sufferers are not generally award
that these diseases are contagious, or
that they are due to the presence of
living parasites in the lining mem-
brane of the nose and eustachian tubes
Microscopic research,however, has prov-
ed this to be a fact, and the result is
that a simple remedy has been formu-
lated whereby catarrh, catarrhal deaf-
ness and hay fever are permanently
cured in from one to three simple ap-
plications made at hone by the patient
once in two weeks. N. B.—For Catar-
rhal discharges peculiar to females
(whites) this remedy is a specific. A
pamphlet explaining this new treat
memt is sent on receipt of ten cents by
A. H. Dixon & Son. 303 West King -
St., Toronto, Canada.—Scientific Ameri-
can.
Sufferers from catarrhal troubles
should carefully read the above.
(10.22'88)
When Bully was sick, we gave her Castoria.
Rihea shewas a Child, she cried for Castorl
When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria.
.,When ashe Children, she gave them Castoris,
.A Fresh and New Stock of
010mit cetioRrij
JUST'ARRIVED AT THE
Family Grocery.
Also Pure EXTRACTS
` t and SPICES.
A beautiful piece of glass-
ware given away with 1 lb of
Mayell's Baking Powder.
Dashwood Roller Flour
For Sale.
Call and examine our goods
before purchasing elsewhere.
G. L 1YNDNIAN.
HENRY WELLS,
Irewer an1 aIsier
GODE4If,H,
ONTARIO
0 0
MANUFACTURER OF
e1Is' CI8rBt Me a1111
PORTER.
0
Porter a XXX Specialty,
EXETER MARKETS.
Wheat per bushel . $75 to
Barley... . , 35 to
Oats . , .. 25 to
Peas 52 to
Eggs:per doz. .. 13 to
Butter, Rolls 17 to
Butter, Crocks ..: . . 16 to
Geese per ib , . 6 to 6
Potatoes per bush 60 to 65
:Hay per ton . • • • • • . 7.00 to 7.00
80
40
25
53
13
18
17
NASAL BALM.
A certain and speedy cure for
poll in the Head and Catarrh
in all its stages.
SDDTHINC, CLEANSING,'
HEALING.
Instant Relief, Permanent Cure,
Failure Impossible,
Many so -tailed diseases are sire* symptoms of
Catarrh, such' as headache, partial ddea deafness, losing
sense of smell, foul breath hawkiny� and spitting,
eansea, general feeling of debility, etc. If you are
troubled with any of these or kindred symptoms, you
have Catarrh, anti should lose no titncin procuring'
a bottle bf NASAt BALM. .BO Banta' in-
time,esneglected cold 'm head results 'm catarrhs carysumption and death, NASAL BALM 9
sold by
all druggists, or will be sent, post paid, on receipt of
tilce (s0 cents and $noel by eddressind
` FULFDRD 8 CC., BnonkvILLE, flNT.
I Isiwsre Of' imitations Shriller in natne.
LONDON,
pei �d
J`
Pl, u , � 1'1110111111N, op eEors.
• CLOT:HMO
J. SNELL,
l el st-
EXETER ONTARIO
Has now in stock
SND . V !NIR
c4-00=3,
IN THE FOLLOWING LINES :
West of England Suitings and Trous
cringe,
Scotch Tweed Suitings and Trouser-
ings.
French and English Worsted Cloths
All made up in the Latest
Style, at best Rates.
4. J. SNELL.
S. UIIJLEY.
THE LEADING
Undertaker
AND
Furniture Dealer
OF THE
TOWN ?
I have an immense Stock of
Furniture and Undertaking
Goods now on hand, which I
will sell at right prices.
UNDERTAKING
A SPECIALTY.
An examination of our Stock
Solicited.
S. GIDLEY.
—THE—
Central Shaving Parlor
EXETER, Ontario.
-�-- Hastings,
PROPRIETOR.
Every Attention
paid to. Ladies' and Children's
Hair Cutting.
AG -ENT FOR THE
TROY LAUNDRY.
a Ratings. Cash ONLY
W. SOUTHOOTT,
Veterinary D o nt is try
—§
The undersigned having purchased a coo
pieta set of Dental Instruments, and having
the necessary experience intligt lino, wishes
to inform the people of this section that he
i8 fully prepared to execute tree
VETERINARY DENTISTRY
intrusted to him on the shortest notice.
Charges moderate.
A. Trial olicited:
Wm. Sweet, V. S.
DOWN GO
THE PRICES
in order to snake room for our fall purchas-
es which are now arriving, we of-
ferreduced prices in
Summer =Tess C -odds,
htusllns, Prints, Laces, Dmbroidories, &c.
also balance of Summer Millinery at cost.
SUCARS!
We have a Quantity of Sugar on. hand
which was purchased before the Heavy Ad-
vance which we aro offering at less than pre-
sent wholesale cost. Our values in Teas and
Coffees are A-1 and are not excelled in ` the
County.
A call solicited and an inspection invited
"All kinds of produce taken
in exchange.
Butter 14 cents ; Eggs, 14 cents.
Happel & Cleghorn,
ZURICH
Watch for this Space Next
Week.
E. H. FISH.
CHRISTIE'S
COMMERCIAL) L!Yi!YJ)
First Class RIGS And HORSES.
ORDERS LEFT AT THE HAWK -
,SHAW HOUSE OR AT THE
STABLE WILL BE PROMPT
LY ATTENDED TO.
'=@=ISLa s Reaaoatairlo
Telephone Connection.
IN ORDER TO MAKE SPACE
---FOR——
SPRIN GOOD,
We will clear out the balance of
our Winter Stock
AT COST
Cor. Blain Blain and John St.
Exeter, Ontario.
Has just opened out a full . line of
FASHIONABLE
Including a splendid assortrltent.of
OVERCOATS & SUITS FOR MENAND
BOYS.
LADIES AND GENTS FURS.
LADIES FUR CAPS, MUFFS AND
HATS.
LADIES NETT, VEST AND WOOL
■lliit SHAWLS.
A SK ORMIN'S.
GA MNTS HEAVY WOOL LTINED KID
ITS & GLOVESTOCatFUR 75c worth $1.
We cant be undersold in Teas and.
Sugars for SPOT CASH.
TWEEDS,
Together with a full line of
GENT' FURNISHINGS
Snch U nlaundrecl Shirts,White
dressed, Regatta and Flannel Shirts,
Underwear, Collars and Cuffs, Ties,
Scarfs, Caps, Suspenders, loves and G
Half Hose.
• Our prices are close and liberal terms
All our Tweeds cut free of charge.
Wa SOUTIICOTT,
MERCHANT TAILOR.
n Union Tile Grand U o Hotel,
C2:Lxz\TWOMT, OSTtTS-srxo
Enlarged and Improved.
30 rooms elegantly furnished.
Tables supplied with all the Delicacies
of the season, 3 convenient sample
rooms. Souse heated with hot air,
Electric bells through
Out; •
PER DAY.
.
TUFTS;PROPRIETOR;
JOHN MATHESON, Exeter North_
G. smAtuoaia:,
jIIerckakt sailor.
Up stairs, over H. Spackman's
Hardware Store.
Ile has in stock some of the
finest -Winter goods
to be found on
the market.
A CALL SOLICITED.
J.. Sldi.�.LLA MBE.
G C®
R
OYA.L HOTEL.
t
T.,`UCAN ONTARIO
T.I-IODGINS PROP -
supplied with best brands
ofLigtteirs and Cigars,