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The Exeter Advocate, 1890-1-9, Page 3enereenees YOUTHFUL OFFENDERS. Tie Terms of Solemn in, Michigan's Reform Schools. A Paper On This Stlbjeot Read at the State Oeinferen0e of Concede* and Oharities in Detroit. ,GIVE THE YOUTH A OHANOE. (Grand Rapids, Mich., Eagle.) J. W. Holcomb, Esq., county agent for Kent county Se gentleman welt -known in the county a Wentworth, Ont.], attended the annual convention or confer- •enoe a the agents of the State Board and the poor offeaers in Detroit last week anti reaci the following paper, which is et strong plea for a change in eome a the State's laws and methods: Tne people of this Statewealthy in its forests, its mines and broad 'road and fertile bores, are rioh in the charity which has given a line a State institutions designed to the needs of the unfortunate. The depend- ent and neglected child. is provided a shelter in a hospitable home; the wayward boy and girl are restrained in descent to crime • the ' blind are almost made to see the darn% to apealt, the deaf to hear ; the flickering light of reason gently brightened to a steady item°, and the old mi en n comfortable re tirement receives the wages earned in days of battle and blood. These congratulations are for the people of which we form a pert, but the duty of thie conference is not per- formed if we do not well consider whether the law may not better have leid out the work of the institutions in view of the pur- poses for which they were established and •are capable of. What, then, is the work and best par. poses of the State juvenile reform institu- tions? The answer of years ago, had they then exieted, would have been that they were places of imprisonment for boys and girls who were being punished by the law for crime; the answer of these more hamene days may be that these schools and temporary homes are places of deten- tion for boys and girls who have developed in bad conduct, evil tendencies, and need moral training and better home influences. SENTENCING TILE BOB. For thieoffences usually cionetituting the lesser crimes, and for those speoially pre- eeoribed by statute boys between the ages of 10 and 16 may 1311 sentenced to the State Reform School until they be of -the age of of 17 years. Under Act No. 218, eession laws of 1889, are certain promedings pro- eviding a dieoretionary and lesser term of sentence, in case of unmanageable boys and girls, but this law does not enter into the present discussion. While to a boy of between 10 and say 14 years of age, -et sentence) until he be 17 years of age may seem ponderous, yet it is not oppressive or cruel in the view that there is often for a young boy no other home; or, if there be a home, its influences are usually worse than no home at all. The boy may beoome a truant from school, int), city, beoome known to the police '• may be found on the street at tete night hours ; may be connected with petty thefts, and by hie mischievous and boyish criminal conduct, force the ques- tion as to what had best be done with bim. An extreme sentimentality on the part of a police court audience offers its sympathy •for the neglectful mother, •and the sud- denly repentant lad departs for a better school, home and government than lie has ever known. And in passing I may say that in advising as to the disposition as to charges against the smaller boys, we may better look to the -character of the home, its tendencies and the consequent association of the boy, than to the offence itself. The acts of such boys hardly to be called criminal, are often little more than the sequences of their home life, but as the home influences go on from day to day the daily sequence of wrong doing may be expected. It is a justice and benefit to the small boy so situated to remove him from such dangerous influences. It might not be necessary or advisable were hie home and its influences better. Older boys than those last referred to may oleo reaoh the reform school for offences not -from home causes. ' The policy of this institution is equally kind and wise. The 'boy committed when young, before 17 years of age has usually been released from actual residence in the school, and if at later years at his commitment, he has • only been held there sufficiently long to •determine the value of his opportunities. The age of 17 is a fitting time for the release of boys absolutely from the reform school. It is the age when the boy lay - ling aside boyish thoughts, sometimes with undue energy assumes the thoughts, •strength and manners of the man, and on the farm, in the factory, the mill, the ,store and like occupations, claims with more or less modeety to be connted as a man. It is well, then, unless' his previous life denies it to him, that he, feeling etrong in his purposes and resolves, should ibe free to take up the burden he seeks to • carry. PUNISHMENT OF GIRLS. The Industrial Home for girls should be what the Reform School is for boys—as :staple a sohool for literary and moral in- •struction as is possible, consistently with the control of the pupils. It should be as ,near a home as possible, for many who have never known that rightly called a home may learn what a home should be, in its just and kind governmenttin its sympa- thy for the despondent, and in all its aide to encouragement in ehe honest ways of life These being its purposes, are the present t arms of sentences favorable to Stich pur- preeee ? For the well understood general offences and those found by statute, with the ex- eeption as before stated as to boys and .girle between the ages of 10 and 17 years, may be sentenced to the industrial home until 21 years of age. Although slight • offences of girls extend further in their nonsequences than these of boys, I think Ihe law incorrectly asthma that they =omen* do as involving. moral errors. iE believe that with yonng gala as well as young boys a kind horde, sympathetic sur- roundings, with wisely offered moral teach- •i•ings, may •often be sufficient correction. Poverty and strife of parents at the cheer- less place celled home suggeet the street corner and pool room ae the refuge of the son, and the street and the dance that of the daughter. For snoh refugee the boy may be sentenced to the reform ohm' until he be 17 and the girl to the indnetrial Mime until she be 21 years of age. Can we ,juatly assume that thegirl is go much less i sasceptible to moral nfinenoee than the boy? Is it not an unjust disorimination against her? The °believer may wonder why for a potty Iseceny it eminence of ten years, covering an entire girlhood, may be •inilieted in a etette whom constitution pro- • vines that "excessive fines shall not be imposed or cruel or unusual punishment )infitoted "; and also how it can be con- esistent with a liko sentence to a grown speteme kir stealing thousands by tome or why the girl of from 10 to 14 or 15 yeare of ego elaould, for lounging about the etreeta contrary to the commend of a per- haps diesolute parent, reoeive double the putliehment in years proneunoed ou woman liviog an evenly immoral life who in a druniten brawl bilis the aa$00iate fiu her ein- MIEN To RELEASE GIRLS. And now some one tella tla not to amid young girls to the industrial home, or any similar institution, for Blight offenoeS. What, then, shall be done with them? Tb,e jeil is not a suitable pine° in this humane age- Fines cannot and will not be paid by the parents. Must we then allow the young girl to rata astray until her greater offenoe Booth our sensibilities to the legally prescribed aentenoe ? The people of this state who °rested it may make the institution fit the needs of those for vehorn It Wee oreated, end if a yotuag girl of from 10 to 15 years of age needs ita morel train- ing ahe should not necessarily be obliged to 'pay for it witb her liberty up to 21 years of age. My proposition then is that girls sentenced to the industrial home between 10 and 15 years of age, being usually for effete:lee which do not presumably involve grievous moral error, should be aboolutely released frona all connection with the home at 18 years of age. ' It oan now be suggested that the power given the board of °entree, temporarily to release girls for good conduct at any age, oan better accomplish the cleared object than by the absolute discharge which I pro - pen. I ask the exeroiee of the power in all oases where the girl has hown herself worthy of the favor, and if her former home and neighborhood are not suitable for her return, I think, on the Well founded advice of the agent for the county of ,the state board, the young girl should be placed in a family in whioh she may be in truth a member of the household, weaving as well as she may be able, her lot with the good and ill fortune of her proteotore. Thus at 18 she may be able to try the value of the moral teal:Adage, to guard herself against the traps and dark ways of the world and rightly to study the plans and the hopes of her approaching womanhood. TICKET OF LEAVE. An even chance for a respectable place with those of like age is a birthright to the young woman of 18 not sacrificed by the follies of the child. She may have more valuable aid and encouragement between 18 and 21 years of age in the sympathy of the friends she makes than in the proteotion of the Home. The " Tioket of Leave," pain- fully suggestive of a prison, may not be as easy badge for the wearer, who—otherwise welcome in pleasant association with respectable people --always beam the thought that the temper of a petulant employer, the jealousy of a rival, of the malice of an enemy may by slander Bend her back to the home to wearily count the days until her release at 21, or to be again " placed out" before that happy yeae where perhaps disheartened and discourag- ed she timidly and deferentially assumes new duties. A few words with respect to girls over 15 years committed to the home. I think the age of admission should be extended to 18 years. There is frequently more than the waywardness in a girl over 15 in those whose offences make their commitment proper, and when the offences are in th.ir oases of an immoral nature, no more eine course can be taken than residenoe in the Home, or a kind and strict supervision out- side under the limit of the law. But let the burden of her who has sinned and re- pented be made light and easy to her galled spirit. Let the °entrain between days of wrong -doing and better conduct be forgot- ten, except by herself, while words of en- couragement fall as the gentle dews of heaven. THE ALMA MATER. The proposition I have made would open wide the doors of the home. A greater number of young girls I think would be re- ceived, who would in' time soon go forth re- garding the home in sincerity an alma nutter. Those committed to its care would come with less apprehension. The reluct- ance of parents and the hesitation of those placing girls there would be lessened—in short the home would, I think, better meet the purposes of its establiehement. I have read so far in oritioism of the law and not of those acting under the law or of the management of any state institution. I understand we are met here as much for a practical conference asfor ethical disquisi- tions. To this conference and this distin- guished assemblage I respectfully present my view asking that while with wisdom we discuss, we have in our hearts for the un- fortunate the "charity whioh suffereth long and is kind, whioh vannteth not itself, is not puffed up and doth not conduct itself unseemly." As She Is Writ. In Vienna they know how to write Eng- lieh. The Viennese are going to have an agricultural exhibition, or, as they call it in the English programme whioh has just been published, a "General Rural and Forest Exposition in the year 1890." The following are some of the exhibits as set forth in the programme: 1. Produce of agriculture and forest culture, of garden fruit, vine, and hopoultrire, of chase and feel:eery, also of fowel, bees and silk breed, etc. 2. Beasts as: breed mart rise, and 'menu beasts—viz. : horses, oxen, sheep, swine, fowl, dogs, game, fishes. The exhi- bitions of beasts, of garden and fruit cul- ture take place in several series, those of the latter being made knowe more lately. For all sorts of objects of exhibition prices of about v. A. floe. 66,000 mill be gizen, consisting in medals of honour, distributed honor prices, medals, in money and honor- able acknowledgments. For special accom- plishments of collaborators of the exposers epeeist prices will be given.—St. James' Gazette. reteGNZTIO MisSore-Es Why Vr9luto North. So Pereletently. The col:epees needle.pointe north became) Pteotinally Irbe earth, le a menet, not dif- tering esseotially in i.a Magnetio properties freme a bat" of magnetized f,oteel. eaes American, Notes anti Queries. 1t has two poles ot great intensity, and like most large steel magnets, there are aeveral eupple- mental poles of Lesser intensity, Juet as the pole of one bar magnet attraets the end of another, so the magnet poles of the earth behave toward polea of the 00mPasS rieedle, unlike poles attraoting, and like polea repelling eaoh other. It is well M modify the statement that the needle points north and south; as a matter of font there are but few localities on the earth wbere it does point dile north and smith, and these are constantly °bonging. An irregular line drawn from the month of the Orinoco river through the east coast of Hayti, Charleston, South Carolina and Detroit, Michigan, represents very nearly the line in whioh there is no variation at the present time. In all plum east of this line the north end of the needle swinge alightly to the westward; in all plaices west of it to the eastward. At the month of the Columbia river the variation of the compass is about 22 degrees east; he Alaska it is from 40 to 60 degrees east; nlidWay be- tween New York and Liverpool it is &boat 35 degrees west. The reason is that the 00MpaSS needle points not to the geographical, but to the magnetic poles, and these do not coincide in position. The magnetio north pole is at present on or near the north shore of Boothia peninsula, in the northern part of North America Its position is constantly changing, and in the last .six hundred years it has moved about half the dietance round the geographical pole. During a period of 300 years, in which observations have been carefully made at the magnetic observatory in Paris, the variations have changed from 11 degrees, 20 minutes, east • of north to 22 degrees, 10 minutes west. In the United States the rate of the change in variation differs much in differ- ent parts of the country. In Washington State it ohenges at the rate of about seven minutes a year; in Arizona and New Mexico it is stationary; in the'. New England States it is from one to three minutes per year. Hanna Philosophy. Dallnese is always highly respectable. Prosperity makes men spend and women Much that yon do now will haunt you next year. - The present national flour is buckwheat. Any man can talk all right, but not •every man clawed all right. , It is the man on the outside of the walk who aggravates the dog. All the philosophy in the world never stopped a runaway horse. think he knows it all. nie You hardly ever find does fool who not Most people have friends they are afraid of the same as enemies. When things get serious women atop' talking and men begin. There are no lawleagainst the fools, be- cause fools make the laws. It would be better to go thirsty than to askyour Lazerne for a drink. When a mon confesses to being a liar it is safe to doubt him in everything. No man needs proof of e man's guilt; no one wants proof of his innocence. • The delicate woman is going oue,of style and the delicate man is coming' in •- Everybody has to have something; a woman has cold feet and a man dandruff. A man nevernorgives hie wife for having kin unless they are rich or distinguished. The things a man likes to eat the beat are the things that always make him sick. As soon as some people know each other real well they are ready for a quarrel. The most reliable good man in the world is the man who has tired of wickedness. People forgive a man for having sinned only as long as he does not forget his sin. No man ever believed that a crying baby belonged as much to him as to itinniother, The easiest way to commit suicide is to put yourself in the hands of a faith doctor. Mean thoughts come into your mind un- bidden ; good thoughts have to be coaxed. A man has need to exaggerate the amount he earns, but the amount he spends exaggerates itself. A great many people don't ory who want to. It is the man who doesn't cry whose heart hurts worst. A women's happiness is in danger when she begins to compare her husband with other men. When a woman cries she is learning something that she will forget the next time she laughs. Another Book on Robert Burns. Rev. Dr. Charlee Rogers has compiled for the Grampian Club, Edinburgh, a work entitled "The Book of Robert Barns," containing genealogical and historical memoirs of the poet, kis associates, and i those celebrated n his veritinge. For the last seven years the doctor has been engaged on what promisee, from the appearance of the first volume, to be his magnum opus. As to bulk it will most assuredly leave all the previous biographies of the Scottish Bard in the rear ; end on acciannt of its plan it is not only it Life of Burns ,but also it most important contribution to the family his- tory of Scotland. Every man ought to be as good as his word, Nothing is expected of those who never have a good word for anybody. Although theEnglish fashion of starching napkins isgenerally abhorred, it decided i preference s abeam for their ample dineen. sione and the 7x9 fringed doylie of Yankee origin lute given place to the 34x25 ineh piece of fine linen. , Great regret has been caused in O&M - nese -shire by the death' of Lady Sine pf Tilbster, who was deservedly reepeoted in that meaty, and especially.by the poor, to whom the eras not only Invariably kind, bat oftentimes evengentlrotts. Lady Sin- clair'e death took place at Wellesbourin Hellen Warwick. 'n —sornonmenissommummii•M•ksimmOniaris•ismemaisinawimosy—-. The money you intend to make does not come in with theregularity of the men who holds yeur note.—Aitchison Globe. A Corner in Guns. Clerk in Kansas Hardware Store—I see that the authorities have ordered it county seat election. Proprietor—Is that so? When does it come off? • " Twa weeks from to -day." "Great Scott! so soon as that? Look here, go right down and telegraph for a large order of guns and ammunition. Tell them to hustle them through double quick County seat elections don't come every day, and we must stir our stump to clear a thousand dollars on this one." INCMENCE or GREATNESS It was a jovial banquet board, Great guns were feasted free, Great generale, great senators, Great counsellors -at -fee. And eo next day eaali great one lay Within his own great bed, And ran his fingers through big locks, And greaned, Great head! Gra:ahead! —Charles Mackay, the British poet, whose death was announced on Tuesday, was the author of the stirring poem, " Clear the Way," familiar to every school boy: There's it fount about to stream, There's a light about to beam, Tlacre'01 a warmth about to glow, There's a flower about to blow, There's a midnight blackness changing into gray, Won of thought and men of action clear the way. —The ideal Worldle Fare—Three square meals. —Don't grew' at this world until you are sure of it better One. —Live withie your income, 13eoituse it is very inconvenient *olive without it —It seems Bingo's!, but we never hear of the ill-fated turkey gettitig its the soup. —Lewis Morris is regarded in England as the heir apparent to the laureateship. • —We suppose it ie the fall of the year that prevents it from living threugh the winter. —Misery m0Y love company, ttt the company doesiet generally return the con- pliment. inazwrip cy$T. OF THE New and, Dangerows OPerait014 SuoueoarullY PerrOrMed. A rare and serious disclose, which is 'mown as hydatid ()yet of the liver, is being wetthed with great iuterest by the proles, sons, doctors and neediest students at the City Hospital, Baltimore. The patient is a Gerneen, John In Sersenbruoh, 44 years of age. His dimwit) is due to the eve of peouliar kind of tapeworm which inhabits he dog aid other enamels. The ova And their way into the atm:mune of man in drinking water, and are thence carried to the liver by the blood vessele. The egg 18 about 100th oe an inch in diameter, and the parts which develcp it are found in the water, on the ground, and stick to the sur- face of vegetables, and thus it is possible in eating vegetables uncooked to take the ova into the body. The animals from theta ova, however, are iaot developed in man. The eggs once in the stomach of man increase at an enormous rate. From the eternal% they are absorbed by the blood veseele leading to the liver. Here the ova form cysts or little bags around them- selven like the caterpillar in its cocoon. When this cyst is taken into the stomach of the dog, it develops into the fall grown hydatid, which is one-quarter of an inch in length, with et head one -sixtieth of an inch, and having numerous little hooks and suckers. Bereenbruch was admitted to the City Hospital on Oot. 25th, 1889. He was a laborer at the Jesuit College in Woodstook, and had complained cie it dull but severe pain in his right side since last spring. He had waded away and lost nearly forty pounds of flesh. The dootore at the City [(minted diagnosed his case, and on Nov. 1st Prof. Cherles F. Bevan, in the presence of Drs. J. W. Chambers, Thomas S. Lat- imer, W. F. Smith and John Branham, performed what has up to the present time proved it very successful operation. Prof. Bevan made an incision in the wall of the right side of the abdomen, just below the rine, and about a gallon and a half of pus was taken from the man's liver. The method of removing the hydatid oysts is by means of draining the liver, whioh opera- tion is of modern surgical art. The pain of the patient before the operation was intense, the tumor in his right side having extended his liver nearly fifteen inches. The greet pain seemed to leave him after the operation, and he now appears to be recovering. PETTING A. SICK CHILD. It is Almost Sure to Develop Unenviable Traits of Character. The mother at the sick -bed of her young ohild is it being quite often as difficult to manage as her child. All the instinctive maternity is up in arms. Deep in tne heart of many mothers there is an ninon - teased and half -smothered sense of wrath at the attack which sickness has made on her dear one. Then nothing is too much to give; no esorifioe of herself or others too great to grant or demand. The irri- tability and feebleneesof convalescence make claims upon her love of self-sacrifice, and her prodigality of tenderness ea positive, and yet more baneful. That in most asses she may and does go too far, and loses for her child what is hard to recover in health, ie a thing likely enougle, yet to talk to her at such a time of the wrong she does the child is almost to insult her. Nevertheless the unwisdorn of it course of reckless yielding to it child's whims is plain enough, for if the little one be long ill or weak it learns with sad swiftness to exact more and more, and to yield less and less, so that it becomes increasingly hard to do r itIII many little unpleasant things whioh dolmen demands. Character comet strongly out in the maladies of the child, as it does even less distinctly in the sick- ness of the adult. The spoiled, overin- dulged ohild is a doubly unmanageable invalid, and when in illness the foolish petting of the mother continues, the doctor, at least, is to he pitied.—From ".Doctor and Patient," by S. Weir MitchellIALD., LL.D. A Dreadful Experience. Stepleene—Why, George, what is the matter? Your coat is torn, your hat crashed, and yourself well nigh a physical wreck. Have you been the victim of foot- pads? Viotim—Worse than that. I've been shopping with my wife, and got caught in the °rash around a bargain counter. The Farmer Knew Better. "What is that ? " asked the farmer of the musician, pointing to his tuning instru- ment. " Tbat is a pitchfork," was the reply. " You must take me for a jay, com- mented the farmer, as he took his departnre. He Woke Up Cheerful. Pater (at breakfast table)—There was a fire in the house last night and you slept through it all. Mater (alarmed)—Fire 1 where? Pater—In the stove. Hoyt et Thomse have cleared 510,000 thus far this season. Life on a Farm. Farmer Oatcake (in summer)—Come, boys, get zip! It's 4 o'clock and there's a big day's work ahead of us. Farmer Oatcake (in winter)--Corne, bore get up ! It's 4 o'clock, end there ain't a dummed thing to do to -day. "reiX BLOODY Sellene" A Phrase That may Have Sprunir froen on Incident tie Smitten Iiistory. A abort time ago my attention wee attraoted to an inquiry in the Iscreleville Courrenneurnat as to the origin ef the popular plereee " the Bloody Shirt." The answer given te the (leery esoribes it to this recent period of recouetruotion. Contrary to the prevailing belief, thin political weapon was forged and effectively need long beioni any differences bad arisen between certain portions of our Union, and before, in fent, it union ef States existed. Toe Incident which gave the expreesion birth ia to some extent legendary, and is releted. by Sec Walter Scott in the preface to Ins novel " Bob Roy," and briefly is as follows : The glen AleoGiregor posseesed lands and, fleeing whioh excited the 'Sapidity of their It+,, fortunate neighbors, who,, by force seed other methode, gradually despoiled them in their property and drove them from their homes. The elan, thus empoverished, re - elated the encroachment upon their rights, and in the frequent collisions that occurred need every tempornry advantage they gained cruelly enough. Their oonduot, wieich was perhaps not unnatural under the oircumetancee, was studiously repre- sented at the °spina as arising from an in- nate and antameeble ferocity, for which the only remedy was extermination. These suggestions resulted in the pro- soription of the Man by act of the privy, council at Stirling, and prenaieeion was given certain powerful chieftains to pursue. the MeseGregors with fire and sword, ana all persons were prohibited from affording them meat, drink or shelter. As might be expeoted, oivilzation progressed very slowly during this period, and the Mao- Gregors, feeling all the severity of the law and none of its proteotion, became wilder and more lawless than ever. As the legend runs, two men of the olan MacGregor, overtaken by the night, asked enelter from a dependent of the Colquhouns, and, on being refused, retired to an outhouse, seized a wedder from the fold, and supped frugally off the carcass, for which they offered payment. The laird of Luse, hear- ing of this enforced hospitality, caused the offenders to be apprehended and summarily executed To avenge this act the Mao- Gregore assembled to the number of several hundred and marched toward Luse. Sir Humphrey Colquhoun received early notice of the raid, and assembled an army of superior numbers to meet them. A battle took place in the valley of Glenfruin (Glen of Sorrow), where, encouraged by the propheoy of a seer, and aided by it superior position and skilfal generalship, the Menearegore were victorious, pursuing the enemy furiously, and mercilessly slaughtering all who were unable to esoepe. This battle and the fury of the proscribed olen were reported to King James VI. in a mariner most unfavorable to that unfortunate clan, and, more strongly to impress that impressionable monarch, the widows of the Blain, to the number of eleven score, dressed in mourn- ing, riding on white palfreys, and each bearing her husband's bloody sheet upon the point of a spear, appeared before the King at Stirling and demanded vengeance • upon them who had made their homes desolate. By Act of Privy Council, A.D. 1613, the old Acts against the clan were revived, and others of the greatest severity enacted. The bloody shirt had unquestion- ably accomplished its purpose.—New York Tribune. —Born and raised in a Chinese tea - drinking establishment a Chinaman in this city says the only way to make tea in to pour the belling water on the leaves, stirr- ing them briskly at the same time. I* should be served after allowing merely time to settle. The whole operation takes only a minute—Philadelphia Record. trisrnonen. Where have you been 2" said Mre, Jones. "I've been out to the lodge." He dodged the poker, and she said: " Ah, that's tho same old dodge." cc" Stern winter rules the sky. —He has not lived in vain who finds oat before he dies what a fool he has been. —It is proposed to light up horses' heads with eleotrio lights during fogs in London. —Women rarely are great inventors, though they are often the first to discover new wrinkle. A woman 96 years old committed sun oide on Sunday. Some women can't wait The knives and forks used at Anglo- Saxon tables are generally larger and heavier than comfart requIres. There is it leaning towards the light -weight cindery of the French or the meats, and still lighter and denatier patterns for the other courses. Zola reports that his attempt to reduce hie weightewhich was very great, by not drinking resulted I'D a rednotion of ten pounds irt eight days. At the end of three months he had lost forty -Ave pounds and was math improved in health. The proclamation suppressing the Chinese seorot societies has been published all through the Straite eettlements. - The pro- perty of tlae eocieties May be disposed of though the governrdente do not desire to confiscate it. Pay as You Go. Patient—Then you think it'e all up with me, dootor 2 Dootor—I'm afraid so. P.—Well, we must all die once and I neigh as well go now as afterward. You are sureym going? D.—Yes. P.—Then let me have your bill? D.—My bill? My dear sir, this is very unusual. You should give your thonghte to more serious matters. P.—My motto has always been "Pay as You Go, and now that I am going I want to pay. So he paid and went. Just so. Wife (affeotionately)—How is your rheu- matism this morning John dean? Husband—Pretty bad, my dear; pretty bad. W.—Why don't you try the mind euro? H.—There ain't anything the matter with my mind. Its my joints dear; my joints. The Spanking Days Gone By. "Don't you look back on the palmy days of your youth with regret 2 " "No. Mine were not so palmy as they were slippery and etrappy." A Candid Girl. Father—What was John saying to you last night, May, that he stayed so late? Daughter—Nothing much. John isn't a great talker. He's all business. Very True. Teacher—All things whioh can be seen through are Called transparent. Fanny, mention something which is transparent. Fanny—A pane of glass. Teacher—Quite correct. Now, Fanny, mention some other object through which you oan see. Fanny—A keyhole. New Troubles. • Wee/eDingirUle NYE& linienn edfaaa hnennie allerotwoper. Jelin Thomaa Heelop, of Rieneinnieltele Bog., is a ittd+ evnese Powers of vele* am to be accounted among the meevellmen He is knewit 00 "'theljvip miorosoope," on account of being able te gee the MOS* minute objects clearly defieed. In 1878 og 1.879 be was attacked wine oerne beating eye trouble and come very neer loellen_enn „ eight forever, Alter the diseasie nen reachen its worst there wati an instant and startling change for the better, which re - elated in it complete cure of all inflaromar• tion ux an inoredibly short time, It wan nut it cure, however, that brought back the old, eyesight Wee that posseseed by tint eve; age genus homo. When it returned it wee with extraordinaeilY increased 'awe', of vision. To John Thomae the minute plant louse was Sa large as 8 rabbit, and the mosquito's bill silt I ,tg, as an Bxe.handle. He could see and dee‘ribe distant minute objects with seat - ling clearness and precision. He was amazingly shocked upon repairing to thee well to get it cooling draught to nes the immense number of hideous oreaturee that were floating, fighting and wriggling about in the water., ;and that day till this water has never Famed the lips of John Thomas Heslop his drinks consist wholly of coffee, tea and milk, thoroughly boiled. The doctors say that the entire organization of the eye hat undergone it straotural change; that the °ernes bas become abnormally enlarged and that the orysteline lens has divided into three different discs or choke, each circle surrounded by another of light blue. In the centre of each of these three circles appears an iris, greatly diminished in size. but an iris nevertheless. Medical reporter have been made on the ease by joules's, enoh as the Lancet, Medical Times ant many others. The young man has been visited by all the greater and leaser lights of the British medioal colleges, eaoh ot whom pronounce his case the moat won- derful in the annals of optics. • Why Blind Persons Seldom Smoke. A peculiarity about the blind le that i there s seldom one of them who masa. Soldiers and sailors,. accustomed to smok- ing, and who have lost their sight in tuition, continue to amoke for a short while, bat soon give up the habit. They say that it gives them no pleasure when they cannot see the smoke, and some have said Mate they cannot taste the smoke unless they see it. This almost demonstrates the theory that if you blindfold a men in a room full of smoke and put a lighted and unlighted oigar in his mouth alternately, he will not be able to tell the different-. St Louie Republic. For Ladies only. Lamen—Why bit, that when your hus- band or your children are ill, you coneula the beet physician at once, care for them day and night, wear yonreelf out with sleep- less watohing, and never begrudge the heaviest doctor's bill, if only the dear ones are restored to health; while day after day,, week after week, you endure that dull pain in you baok—that terrible" dragging -down" sensation—and do absolutely nothing to. effect a cure? In a few yeare you will be a helpless invalid, and soon your broken- hearted husband and motherless children will follow you to the grave. Perhaps delicacy prevents you coneulting sphysioian. —but even this is not neceesary. Poor sufferer, tell your husband how miserably you feel—perhaps you never did—and ask him to stop to -night and get you a bottle of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. It has, cured thousands of women Buffering" weaknesses and complaints peculiar to eon: sex. It's too bad that the Bloffets are mov ing out of the neighborhood, isn't it 2 " '-Too bad? Why, Bloffet was a terrible Minimum with hie cornet." "Yes, but now that he is leaving the rents will go up." —Pater—On your prospects will depend my acceptance of you as a son-in-law. Would-be son-in-law—H'm Well my prospects depend entirely on your aoacept. s,nce of me as your son-in-lew. To decant good wine it barbarous, and to serve any other kind valger. In the course of pouring it from the bottle to the decanter the wine catches cold, loses its aroma and fletteos generally. onetinn AND SENTIMENT. "A kiss is but a common noun," cried Sue; " Yes, very cenitno0,," artIcesly cried Lock. "Vee if 'tis common it ie proper too 1" Cried Sal—a twinkle in her °yeti of blue. " can't be both 1" said Mabel, reticle perplexed; And so they argued oat the queetion vexed. To one thing each a.t last mado up her mind ; A kik: was sot:dealing hard to be declined. Bly is in Hong Kong and pro- bably feels herself pretty near home. he has now only to arose the Pacifies Ocean, 10,000 miles, and the American continent, 3,000 miles, in order to ranee New York, where she is dna January 27 if she is to meowed in her attempt to belt the world in 75 dive. She may possibly arrive January 24, but the °hems are against her doing so. She will rot be able to leave Hong Kong till Saturday. —The growth of the oity of Brooklyn evidenced by the feet that during the past year new buildings were erected of the veins) of $27,000,000. 'Brooklyn is it city �f home e ail well as of churcnes. Why She Dui It. Adorer (after a rebuke by the old lady) - 1 didn't kiss you. I only pretended I was going to. Why did you oall to your mothare Sweet Girl (repentently)—I—I know she was in the house. "Painting the Town Red." Yon may call this a vulgar expression, and as modern as it is vulgar, but in thew "Inferno of Dante" we read the lines; "Who, visiting, greet through the purple air, Os who have stained the incarnadine." Inoarnidine or red may be the neeenteeee color for a town, but it is the nature" color of the blood If your liver is out of order, your blood will soon lose its ruddy glow and. become impure. This means kidney dis- orders, lung disease, and, in course of time. death. To put the liver right and so atop suoh a train of evils, take Dr. Piercing Golden Medical Discovery—a sure remedy. It is guaranteed to benefit or ours all diseases arising from a disordered liver or impure blood, as indigestion, eour stomach, dyepepsise all skim eosin ar d scrofulous affections, salt - rheum, tetter, erysipelas, and kindred ail- ments, or money paid for it will, in every case, be promptly refunded. A Change of sentiment. "Mr. Binks, would you like to rook the baby to sleep ?" "Not mnoh." " Well then, I'll rock him while you go upstairs and get my pocketbook from my dress." "1 think I'd like to rook the baby." Better Than He Thought For. Patient—That medioine you gave me for my cold, doctor, cured me entirely. Doctor (in supriee)—Did it ! Well, bl amed if I dcn't believe I'll try itmyeelf. I can't get rid of mine. Colored glass, out glass and engraved glass for wines are used very sparingly by people of taste. For lamp, flower, fruits me and sauce bowls the manufacturers* skill is taxed, but the simpler and oleater the crystal the better the gourmet appears to enjoy his wine. The heir apparent of the Japanese em- pire having become of legal age, 11 years last month, was given it sword which is said to have been kept in the Imperial family for nearly 1,300 years, and in- stalled in an office that will entitle him to be called Colonel or something of that kind. --The fashionable finger -nail is said to be longer and more pointed than ever. In Africk it costa more 16 convert a native to Christanity than it does to curved him into n slave. D. O. N. L, 2. 90. A, GENTS MAKE $100 A MONTH, with us. Send 20efor term. AcolOrell rug pattern and 60 colored deeigns. W, ROBB St. Thomas, Ont. UN KIN WDER THE COOK'S BEST FRIEND