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The Wingham Advance, 1917-05-24, Page 3POTATO CULTURE, The present "high cost of potatoes" Ikea caned farmers and amateur gar- '•iieners to "sit up and take notice." There probably will be more acreage of this crop this at uson• than ever before. The potato thrives best in a climate that is cool and moist. -The heaviest yields and the best quality are obtained in rich sandy loam, natu- rally well drained and supplied with ,.organic matter. Soils that are so sear that they cannot be perfectly fined and pulverized should be avoided. But, generally, successful crops are grown ,on nearly all kinds of sea There is apt to bo sogginess to tubers on heavy clays, All stiff soils slibuld '-be Well drained and green crops and barnyard manure plowed under. It is not only important that the soil be fertile, butit should be made in a good mechanical condition —loose, friable. deep and mellow . :A heavy clover sod is especially recommended. A thin layer of fertile aurfaee soil, with: a clay subsoil which is impervious to water, is not fit for potatoes, even if tliorougitly antler - drained. The tubers afs not so apt to rot in light sandy or gravelly soils. its in soils that are heavy and sticky, particularly in a wet season. A clean crop cannot be successfully grown in the same ground year after year. There must be rotation with 'other crops, In many of the large potato districts a three-year rotation is practised—fall wheat seeded to clover in the spring the first year; McIver the second year, plowed under in fall or winter, and potatoes the third'year. MANURE AND ITS APPLICATION. Stable Manure that is coarse and unfermented is nearly worthless for the potato crop, unless as a mulch on the very porous and dry soils. The best ..fertilizer for potatoes is stable manure that is fine and thoroughly rotted, spread evenly during the fail previous. When applied directly to the potato crop the tubers are apt to be scabby, On •soils that have been made rich in humus through the application of barnyard manure, or plowing under of green crops, commercial fertilizers will be found of most value. A com- plete fertilizer (one that contains nitrogen, phosphoric acid and potash) generally gives the best results. On land manured the previous year, potatoes will do well without addl. tional fertilizer—but the application of wood ashes or lime often increases the yield. Stable manure newly applied seems to attract the wire worms, and has a tendency in consequence to produce scab in the tubers. Coarse manure is a frequent. cause or prongs, protuber- ances, "fingers and toes." The fairest, smoothest and best - shaped tubers are generally grown on well pulverized soils which • were fer- tilized with chemical manures. or not atall, the same season, IIOW TO PLANT THE TUBERS. The early crop of potatoes le put In the ground as soon as settled wea- ther arrives . 'While the plant is sen- sitive to frost, the seed pieces start slowly and are not likely to get above ground until danger from frost is past, A light frost may utterly destroy 'idants grown from single eye (or two or tierce eyes,) the resources of which are exhausted in the very first growth; yet it has little or no power to seriously harm plantations result.. tug from whole tubers. which have a considerable amount of reserve force left, Some growers, not wishing to take the risk with late frosts, postpone pletttfng until one or two weeks be- fore corn planting time. The ground should have been cultivated two or thrt+q'times to warm it up and make it mellow, 'i'he rows should be a -yard wide, avid the furrows four inches deep, and before the plants have broken through the eon, a light harrow or weeder should be run over the field to 'break up the trust and row he field again when the plants are three or four inches high. 'Thereafter cultivation between the rows should be shallow and frequent throughout the grow - Ing period, keeping the ground level. FARM NEWS AND VIEWS. It has been said that the first step in building up a'profitable dairy herd ie weeding out the "boarder" cows. In undertaking this, however, rememe ber that oftentimes a cow is condemn- ed when it is the feeding and not the tow that Is the fault. The true worth of a eoW carr be determined only by careful feeding, and the weighing and testing of the milk at proper later - vale throughout an entire »tinting period. Thus it. woud ,seem that the first step is not weeding out the. eta - profitable Bowe, but obtaining a knowledge of what constitutes a car- reet and balanced ration. Only until you have acquired this skill you are r•ompetent to select the paving coW. (let a good redone table and study it, it, will not only help you to put "bourder" cows on the pay list, but visit enable you to ineree a the profits front the cows that are already =k- W 'good records. Weighing and testing a cow's milli will not ruake her give a larger yield, but it will sometimes make her sub. stitute,a better one. (IOWA will ,not do as well when they have two or three persons working with theta ns they will when they bane but ono. Matinees counts. If you think You are providing your cows with all they will eat, just try than addition of a little more, zuitl pro. l ably you will he surprised telco. Keep cows. They give the farina end bis wife money eatery tiaw in the ;tar and save plowing, sowing and tete tug by turning meant grass Into NOW• ...>a ,. -. A poor caw will ,stand abuse, as it doesn't make ,ouch difteretece: with iter, but the highly -bred, nervous dairy ewer Must have careeul, humane treat - Men t. The profits that come ant of the dairy bustnees are usually eoznrensur• ate with the thoughtfully -directed et. torte that aro put in. Brains are a valuable asset. A11111 treatment of a Cow »Hakes her Milk less desirable, and also decreases her value permanently. Good care and kindness toward her make for profit for her owner. Some simple condition powder, Ouch as any veterinarian will prepare, Should be 111 every stable to feed to the mares and colts when symptoms of in- digestion appear, something that fre- quently happeute during the winter months, in selecting a horse, always select one with Plenty of space between the eyes. Tlti:s mark of intelligence is worth a wfiole lot to the intelligent handler of a horee. While a thin, poor sow may ralse,a litter of pigs, they will. tall short of being of the best quality. In all pure breeds the boar has the greateat influence upon the quality and genernI appearance of the oft - spring. The cheapest hog fodder is clover, but the best single food is corn; 111 the combination of these two lie the best results. As aeon as the Mgt' begin to eat they become partially self-supporting and to th!e extent demand less of the mother. Breed the sows just as long as breed- ing them is profitable. it is generally not good economy to slaughter a good breeding sow. Pigs should not be weaned under 8 weeks old; 10 le a better age; and if the sows are bred only once a year, 12 weeks will do better atilt. It Is not best to have young pigs very fat. The development ot bone and muscle is the primary object of the first six months of a pig's life. . It is best not to make tb.e selection for a brod sow until a reasonable age has developed the good or bad dualities that are sure to come out. There is no particular advantage in striving for extra litters. Eight or 10 from any sow will be of better size and quality than a larger number. In the winter season especially ground floors are preferable to plank, because they are much warmer, and when. once warmed they retain the beat so well, ',When batter is worked very dry the grains Of butter left in are not dissolv- ed, issolyed, but remain in a gritty condition. Feed the cows regularly, so they will know when to expect it and will not worry about their feed. Worry is bad for eOWs. Never let the heifer become more than ' two years old before breeding., Cows which have been bred young are usually good milkers. 4 *4* "OH, PEOPLE IF BAGDAD!" Sir Stanley Maude's Prdclamatian to the Wandering Arabs. Lieut. -Gen. Sir Stanley Maude, com- mander-in-chief ot the British army in Mesopotamia, issued a striking pro- clamation to the population of Bagdad,. when his army entered the "City of the Caliphs" on March 11. The com- plete list of it has just reached this country. It reads with a fluent state- liness, well fitted to the flowery phraseology of the original Arabic, and inspires the assumption that it must have been the work of one of the linguists of the Indian army. The reference to "the days of Hal• aka" apparently refers to the capture of the city and the overthrow of the Abbaside caliphs by the Mongols under the great Khan Hulagu in 1268. The proclamation follower "To the people of 13agdad vilayet. "1. in the name of my King and in the name of the peoples over whom he rules, I address you as follower "2. Oour military operations have as their object the defeat of the enemy and the driving of him from these ter- ritories. In order to complete this task I am charged with absolute and supreme control of all regions in which British troops operate, but our armies do not come into your cities and lands as conquerors and enemies, but as. liberators. "3. Since the days of Halaka your city and your lands have been subject to the tyranny of strangers, your pal- aces have fallen into ruin, your gar- dens have caulk in desolation•, and your forefathers and yourselves have groaned in bondage. Your sons have been carried off to wars not of your seeking, your wealth has been stripped from you by unjust men and squan- dered in distant places, "4. Since the days of Midhat the Turks have talked of reforms. Yet do not the ruins and wastes of to -day testify the vanity o.f those promises? "5. It is the wish not only of my ]ling and his people, but it is also the wish of the great nationds With whom he is in alliance, that you should pros- per even as in the past, when your lands ,were fertile, when your ancestors gave to the world literature, ecienee and art, and when Bagdad city was one of the wonders of the world, "6. Between you people and the do- minions of my King there has been a close bond of interest. For two hun- dred years have the merchants of Bagdad and Great Britain traded to- gether in mutual profit and friendship. On the other hand, the Germans and the Turks, who have despoiled you and yours, have tor twenty years made Bagdad a centre of power front which to assail the power of the British and the allies of the British in Persia acid Arabia, Therefore the British Govern - inept cannot remain indifferent as to what takes piece in your country now of in the future, for hi duty to the interests of the British people and their allies, the British (;overnrnent cannot risk that being done in 'Bagdad again which has been done by 'Turks and Germans during the war, "7, But you people oe Bagdad, whose commercial prosperity and whose safety from oppression and invasion roust ever be a matter of the closest concern of the British (.govern- tnent, are not to understand it is the wlsit of the British Government to impose upon yott alien'inctitutionts, It Is the hope of the 13rltish Government that the asplratlors of your philoso- phers and welters shall be realized, and that once again the people of Bagdad shall flourish. enjoying their wealth anti aubstaneo under lastltu; tions which are fn consonance with their sacred laws and their racial ideas. In Hejaz the Arabs have ex. pelted the Purks and Gerrnans wlto Sherif than, and proelafiued the a I usee n as their king, and his lordship rules In independenee Med When you pay the price of first quality sugar, why not be sure that you get it ? Them is one brand. in Canada which has no second quality—that's the old reliable Redpath. "Let Redpath Sweeten it," 3 2 And 5 Ib. Cartons-- Made in one grade only—the highest 1p, 20, 50 and 100 lb. Bags, freedom, and Is the ally of the nations who are fighting against the powers of Turkey and Germany, so indeed aro the amble Arabs the lords of leowett, Neja and' Asir. "8. Many noble Arabs have perished in the cause of Arab freedom of the. hands of those alien rulers, the Turks, who oppressed then, It is the deter- mtnatiou of the Government of Great Britain and the great powers allied to Great Britain that these noble Arabs shall not have suffered in vain. it is the 'hope and desire ot the British people and the nations in alliance with them that tate Arab race may rise once snore to greatness and renown among the peoples of the earth, and that it shall bind itself together to this end in unity and concord. "9. Olt; people of Bagdad! Remota. ber that for twenty-six generations you have suffered under strange tyrants, who have ever endeavored to set one Arab house against another in order that they might profit by your dissensions. "That policy is abhorrent to Great Britain and her allies, for there can be neither peace nor prosperity where there .is enmity and misgovernment. Therefore I am commanded to invite you through your nobles and elders and representatives to participate in the management of your clvil affairs in collaboration with the political representatives of Great Britain who accompany the British army, so that you may be united with your kinsmen in north, south, est and west in real- izing the aspirations of your race." -- .New York Evening Post. Why We Can Gauge Distance. .Aside from the monkey, man is the only animal having wbat we call binocular single vision. That is, be can tell not only the direction of an object, but he can estimate fairly ac- curately its distance. This is because both of his eyes point at the same 'object at the same time, like two range finders. Other animals dee not con- centrate their gaze in• this way. Their emir are set more nearly at- the Hides ot the head so that they see not only forward, but backward for a short distance. Man, on the contrary, sees clearly only the object at Which he looks directly, — Popular Science Monthly. • A VILLAGE IN FRANCE (By F, J. Sleath,) At the top of the hill about half a mile from the church is Estaminet Moulin. Opposite one endo a churchyard, where the road turns at right angles, is Estaminet Mairee, and along this turning opposite the other end of the churchyard is the estaminet of Colin Depriez. We take the este- minets as salient points, for in be- tween, filling up each arm of the right angle so formed, are gathered all the houses of the village. Nearly all the buildings consist of farm steadings built right up from the roadway itself, with the barns and cowsheds and fields stretching away behind. ln- deed, the village is just one of those agricultural communities hundreds of which are dotted all over the country districts of France. People who dwell in the country are a staider and more sober race than those who dwell in the town. The exigencies of their daily vocations send them to their homes when the life of the clay is only approaching its gayest, and at no time is there the bustle even faintly reminiscent of the crowded city streets. Bat in these days the village is unusually quiet. Children there are In plenty, and old men to pass the time of day with wo- men and girls. Yet none ot the etir is noticeable, per the vigorous life usually associated with the presehce of young men, for the tads of the vil- lage have gone to the War. The•business of the place still goes on briskly, however, but it is largely in the hands of women and men long past their prime.- They help each other its. the fields, and the sante feature holds for affairs in tile village itself. "Old Jacques," the smith, clangs away on his anvil in his smithy •behind Estaminet Mairee, For a year or two previous to the war he had hardly touched a tool. Now that young Jacques, anti Jaques of tt younger generation still, are both in the trenches, he has taken ftp his tools again. For the farmers' hard-pressed horses must be shod, and their hoes and spades repaired, and though Grandpapa Jacques is old and feeble, his hand itas not lost its cunning, and the worst is done as of yore, fienrl Allan sometimes comes to sit and watch ltim--Henri owns the lestaminet Mairee—and the two exchange battle reminiscences, For Jacques fought in '71 and Heart was crippled at Soissans. He looks hale and hearty ---sitting; but he will never walls again. Hit wife does all the work of the estaminet. He just sits, and watehes, and talks. The Estaminet Moulin le also man- aged by a woman, leer husband is a gunner in the Calais artillery, She does not fear much for his welfare, but when Iter sort is mentioned she looks wistful. He bus just been called up to do Itis training, and his cousin, Colin Depriez's youngest boy—the two older sons fell before Loos—is a re- cruit at the. same depot, Colin him. self is -too old to go to the war. Ile served in '71. as a mere boy, with the fraectireurs. Even the cure has joined the colors. A venerable priest, a refugee from the Flemish border, non.shepherds his flock. And the vil- lage pedagogue went the sante day as the cure. A daughter attends the mental' welfare of the sturdy school• boys in his absence. They are patriotic little fellows, these French -schoolboys, and right joyously they sing the i\iarseillaise as they troop smartly into the school. Once they paid a very gallant compli- ment to the army of their allies in the person or a British officer, who, sent to secure billets for his battalion in the vflln.ge, had paused to watch them, Quite on their own initiative every tiny boy brought his hand smartly to the salute when filing past the officer. It might easily have proved rather an awkward situation for the latter to handle, but his wit did not desert him, He instantly sprang. to the salute him- self, and gravely kept his p isition until the boys had all gone by, more than one watching parent observed. the incident, and the officer's courtesy was, greatly appreciated, Shortly after- wards when his battalion came to spend its "rest" period in the village, the men were made the more welcome. The older people of the village do not sing the Marseillaise. Theirs is the patriotism that waits and suffers and endures in silence, The arduous extra work they have to shoulder because of the; strong men who have gone front their district is done without com- Paaint, done 'with an earnestness Coarse '. Medium or Fine Gram Guaranteed Wei ht FOR PRESERVING it is wise to insist on the ST. LAWRENCE RED DIAMOND L %D which is pure cane sugar of the very hest quality. Because St. Lawrence Red Diamond contains no organic or other impurities and will absolutely prevent fermentation, even if your preserves are i#tored away for months, provided good fruit is used, and the jars are well sealed. Avoid the possibility of expensive failures by getting the St. Lawrence Red Diamond li xtra.Qranulafed. Buy the big bag - 100 lbs. full weight—refinery packed 'and sealed and have a supply handy to do justice to your skill. • Your Beater can supply St Laiwr"ence Red Diamond Extra Granulated in either Coarse Crain, Medium or Fine, as you may prefer. Also in many other styles and sixes of hags aind packages. ST, LAWRENCE SUGAR REFINERIES, LIMITED, MONTREAL, 2.4.1/ which, viewed in all introspective Writ, alrost startles the oidsorvttr. It is for Franco to labor, aria the soil of leranee. It is for t''raneo their lade have gone out to die. Yet under- neath the steady call rages a fierce current of nervous excitement, all the more intense because of the reserve which hides it. Enter the little ehureir at any hour of the day, and You Will be sure to 880 someone praying there; enter again, at benetlictiop, and you will eared little .space even to stand; go down to the little shrine, beyond tho church, as evening falls, and count the number of women who come to set a netted candle on the altar as a votive offering for some absent loved one; and you may gather ao)no idea of the strain under which these people are laboring, 1•n the light of the sacrifices made not only itt the battle line, but also at home in the towns and villages of the country, the (lermau taut of Frau.ce's pre-war de- cadence seems the grossest impertin- ence, The whole inner heart of the country is a fire with zeal and earnest- ness. She has offered her best blond. as a sacrifice, and the sacrifice bus boon accepted. Yet because of the spiritual and religious strength of her people, as a nation she is stronger than enfore, r - «- When Parasols'Began. Parasols When they first came into use must have been cumbersome, Henri Estimate, writing in 1578, speaks of a parasol as Capable generally of sbeltering four persons from the sun. Aud when they diminished in circum- ference the material still remained of tate heaviest. Red velvet parasols, with heavy gold fringes, were carried by ladies of Maahion in the days of Louis XIV. At that time it was possi- ble when crossing a bridge in Faris to hire a parasol at one.end and deposit it at the other, the charge for the ac- commodation being a sou. Under the regency Yadltion went to the ether ex- treme. Men's .parasols folded into tite shape of a three -cornered hat and could thus be carried elegantly under the arm. Ladies' parasols were hinged so that they could slip into the pocket, for the ladies had pockets then,—Lon- don Spectator. BABY'S OWN TABLETS Of GREAT VALUE Mrs, J. A. Lague, Ste. Perpetue, Que., writes:, --"Baby's jO•wp. "'Tablets have been of great value to me and I would strongly recommend th;>m to other mothers." Thousands of other mothers say the same thing. They have become convinced througa actual use of the Tablets that nothing can equal them in regulating the bowels and stomach. driving out constipation and indigestion; break- ing up colds and simple fevers; ex- pelling worms and curing colic. Tho Tablets are sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brock- ville, Ont. —*ease "SHORT SELLING." How Money is Made as Well as Lost On Falling Market. Someone writing to the New York World confesses that he shares Count von Bernstorff's declared ignorance of the workings of the stock market ma- chinery "by • which it is possible to riake money on a failing market," and ask whether_ it is possible to make money "otherwise tnan by buying at low prices and holding the golds until. the market rises again," The World did not take the trouble to enlighten the inquirer. Yet it is worth while to do that. The specula- tive process that is known as "selling short" is a mystery to many, and fre- quently attempts to explain it to those who do not understand are unsatisfac- tory in their results, if not altogether futile. It is axiomatic that profit can be made only by selling a third for more than one pays for it. The simplest process to accomplish the desired re - suit Is to do the buying when prices are lower than they are likely to be at some future time, and then wait until realization of the expected advance makes opportunity to sell at a higher price. Short selling is simply a reversal of that process. The selling is done at a time when prices are higher than they are likely to be at a future time, and the buying when prices have declined. Manifestly, the difference between the ,prices is profit, just the same as it is when the buying precedes the selling. It is the fact that as a rule, short sellers do not possess what they sell, that makes comprehension ot the pro- cess difficult—to many, They cannot understand how anyone cart sell something that he hasn't. But the ex. planation• of that is simple enough, The short seller borrows the stock which he sells, directly he is a mem- ber of the stock exchange, or through. a broker if he is an outside operator, and delivers the borrowed stock to the buyer. The lender of the stock is secured by the delivery, to him, 01 the purchase price, and the obligation. of the seller to make up to hint any advance in the price which may come before return of the stock.' When, sooner or later, the price of the stock declines, the senors and bor• rower buys as much as he has sold and borrowed for delivery et the lower price. I -1e returns this to the lender and receives his original selling price. the gain is the excess of that over the price which he paid in ay lower market. 'This closing of the transaction is Caked covering, 'We have describe(» a successful transaction.. It may happen, of course, that the short seller le disappointed his expectation that he will be able to buy the stock which he sold when he didn't have it, at a lower price. It may advance so much that he is unable, or deems it advisable, to hold the trans- action ransaction open indefinitely, for possible ultimate results in his favor, Then he must buy the stock for return to the lender, at a .price higher than that Which he paid for it, and the difference between ceiling price and tlte purchas- ing price is a toes to him. just as that dlfferenee is a loss to the speculator Who buys When he believes a stock will advance sooner or later and in- stead it declines and he is forced, or thinks it advisable, to sell at the tower price,—Albany Jeturnal, "Selentlsts say that blondes will els• appear in a tow years," This gave the golden -haired girl her opportunity. "Well, if you want ante," said she sweetly, "you'd better peak up tow." I�outnvitie Coulee Jouihtaitl. Your Wife'8 "Allow- anniCe" may riot expand to meet the increasing cost of foods, but it will buy a Bulli. cient quantity of Shredded Wheat to nourish every member of the family, Two Shredded Wheat Biscuits with milk make a good, nourishing breakfast at a cost of a few cents, All the body-building material in the whole wheat grain. For breakfast or dinner with berries or other fruits. Made in Canada PORTO RICAN BATS. Only KV. w:canal On the Islami Swarms in Caves, The American Museum of Natural History hae received a fine series of birde and mammals collected by }I, E. Anthony, of the museum etaff, in Porto Rico. Mr. Anthony conducted this expedition as part of a plan of a natural history survey' of the island undertaken by the New York ,Aca- demy of Sciences and the American Museum;. of Natural History in co- -operation with the insular govern- ment. • Included in the collections are a number of specimens of bate and foe - ell mammals. It is not generally known that bate are the only mam- mals found on .the island to -day. Not legs than twelve distinct species were found in a eolleetion of nearly 500 specimens, Caves are found all over the island and nearly fifty were visite ed. Many of these eaves are exteneiro, and contain underground etreame. se that exploration is a difficult p'tr.ce dure. In sonne places bats were found by the thousand, and when disturbed, the noiee of their wings was like that of a gale of a,vind. Although the. layman regards a bat as a commonplace . sort at, amn, , int '., closer acquaintance yields an terestin�g Meta about these and in tii'b variety of forme obtained on the le - land, many important scientific points concerning them were noted. Most of the hats are ineectivorot:s and play an Important part in the control of insect life. The largest bats on the island are reputed to be fish - eaters. On this- point, however, no first-hand evidence could be secured. The guano in many of the caves is a valuable asset as a fertilizer and the deposits are Bering worked by the na- tives. In addition to the bats fossil mam- mals of a type hitherto unlcuosvn were sectored, these mammals were, like the bats, to be found in the caves, but it was necessary to search for the latter by digging in the local soil of the cave floors. -Without doubt these animals lived before- human habitation; Met It la pccsible• that some tit them—larger rodents—formed,an important item, in the diet of the early Indian dwell- ers who used to visit ,tlte .ctt,vice pro.- bably to celebrate religious ceremon- ies, at which time the animals may have been eaten and the bones cans aside. Evidence of this was found by examination of a number of refuse heaps in the eaves in which hones and broken bite at Indian pottery were found, The fact that Porto Kioo at one time doubtless had an abundant point in the study of the history of tho Wet Indies, --New York "Evening Pat," - The Miracle. Let me be thankful for the flaming day, The noon that' burns to splendor when I hear The feet of Beauty passing • on her way, The voice of Beauty as she trembles( near, Sweet silvery wraith, my hope and my .deepair! Man's path is but a pilgrimage of need Seeking the ultimate star, the hidden lair, And if he falters in his ruthless greed Let him remember life, the xniraeler- The rose of evening faint against the sky, The sow ?.noon's glory risen in the dell, First love or children's laughter floating by— The tlweeip of sudden wind among the trees" * v Let Zee be thankful, Lord, for all, of these!, -•Blanch Shoemaker Wagstaff in the New York Sun. Proved Once More In Southampton, Ont. THAT DODD'S KiDN,EY PILLS CURE RHEUMATISM. Haroid 0, Bertram Had Inflammatory Rheumatism and Ons Box of Dodd's Kidney Pills Cleared It Out of His Systent, Southampton, Ont„ May 24.—(Spe- cial.)—That rheumatism is caused by disordered kidneys and that Dodd's Kidney Pills will cure it is again proved by the case of Harold 1), Bert. ram, a young man well and favorably known here. He had inflammatory rheumatlsiu for two months. Dodd's Kidney Pills cured him, "The doctor said my trottale started with the grippe," Air, Bertram states, "My hands and feet were badly swol len, and the doctor did not seem to be dolts mo any good. My grandmother, Mrs, G. Grasser, advised me to take Dodd's Kidney Pil1s. I took one bog of then,, and I haven't been bothered since. 1 arc clear of the rheumattsm; " That Mr. Bertram's trouble name from his kidneys is shown by his other symptoms, Ile had stiffness in the Joliette Was tired anil nervous, and there were ?holies of light before his eyes. Ile bad a dragging sensttien across the loins, vias always thirsty, and felt heavy and sleopy after meats. i'lheutnatisin is caused by uric eel l in the blood. Cured kidneys strait the eerie (acid out of the blood. i�bdtt'ri Kidney Vila cure the giditeye. a. A OIACINOSi$. (Washington Star. "Did you tali that coutemporary n lowbrow and a bonehead?" "Yes, 1 010." answered Senator Sor' sham, "Ho resents the insult." "That was no insult, 'Tbat was a diagnosie." THE LAST PRIVATION, le;xchantee) Lady \'i Itor--"Why No Sed and pi'n. el vie Lady X?" • Lady X—",fell, you see my dear, this :., gates inentlee, any, and it upsete All Gl 214 terrlbly." ---. s ► a a .., ' LIKE A STEPFATHER. (['tick) The Author•—This, sir, is ct true chile of my brain. 1'he wetter—It's a good subiect, but you've mtstreatee it as though It was a :+Ie11-child, JOKE ON THE PIANO. (Washington ,Star) "What's that tune your daughter was playing on vtw planter' "J don't believe it was, a tune," re. lied Mn'. Cumron.. "1 think it was a Joke she was playing on the piano." �.. MAGGIE'S COMPLAINT.. (Life) Maggie—Suremiss, and it's :a< hard life 1 bane living, Mrs. Smith—Didn't I tell you, Maggie '11' you marry in haste, you repent' at leisure?' baggies—faith, and I've 'had no la- ?.11ra SARCASTIC, (Life) Pullman I'ot•ter—Shall T show him to Ids berth , or let him get a litho sleep? • 4G/ THE SOLE BENEFI'CIA'RY, (Puclt) "Your fiancee appears to have a will or her own. At tinges 1: regret that I ant sole beneficiary." cam FRIENDLESS. (Boston Transcript) "Who ho stood up for .Tack when he mar- n led Miss I+ lirteigli?" "Nn one, Everybody called him 4 fool," THE DIFFERENCE, (Jester) Frank—What is the difference between aporter end a reporter? Lin—The former works for Upe and the latter on tips. .► KEPT NOTHING BACK. (Boston Transcript) Lawyer --Now, you must keep Clothing from. me,. ('tient—i haven't. I • paki yott, every cent I had in the world, for your retain. er, ♦4$ -CAUGHT! ' (Louisville Collider- t,1, iri} _ "Hubby, you know that letter I'ai 1ave you to mail?" "Yes," my dear; I assure you I mailed it, "No, you didn't. I didn't give it to you. I thought I gave it to you, but 1 gave it to father." SCIENCE'S VICTIM. (Washington Star) "? oience has devised a machine that will measure a millionth of. an inch," said the man who is always trying to surprise you, "I know it. I believe my restaurant uses one in cutting the meat for ham sandwiches. TOO PREVIOUS, (B'rmingham Age+Herald) "t had an idea I'd grow up and own this business some day," said the dis- charged office boy, "That's just why you are fired," said the bossEver since you started to work here you've been acting as if you already owned the business." 4.0 CALLING ''TERMS. • • (Boston Tronscript) Mrs. Kiley-,A,re yez on••callin' terms wid your new neighbor? Mrs. Muriplhy—Watn. Missies' some of her washin' ylsterday, she called me a Chafe an 01 called her a lofar. AN EASY MARK. (Life) First—Bunco Alan—What makes you think you can put somethha' over on an intelligent -looking' gent like him. Second Bunco Man—He always carried an umbrella when the weather report prophesies rani, OLD SALT'S REPLY, (Judge) Visitor—With sharks and submarines about I guess you fellows that live along the shore have some exciting sensations? Cid Salt—Siwe we dol Not that I've . seen any sharks or `subs," but I read the papers, like the rest of you Lubbers. THE CATSUP. (Boston Transcript) She was a green girl, just landed from the old country, and it was her first day at her new place. When her Mas- ter and mistress eat down to dinner, the latter said." "Oh, Mary, bring the cat- sup, please," So Mary went downstairs and brought up—both of 'em. HIS RESOURCES, (Boston Transcript) Old • rtoxleigh What are your re. Sources? Nervy--Suitor—Wet», I have two other rich girls willing to marry me if I can- not have your daughter. NO RETURNING GOODS, (Judge) "I have come to ask you for your daughter's hand," said the young man thnidly to her father. "All right," said the old man joyful- ly, "but don't ever come around and asic me to take her bac).. O._ BUT HE SMOKED, (Puck) iiailway Attendant (to man smoking— "You moking"You can't smoke. The Smoker --So, my friends say. Beltway Attendant --But you musn't smoke. The Smoker --So my doctor says. Railway Attendant—well, you Shan't smoke. The Smoker—So my wife says. CAUT'iOUS, (Washington Star) at can't get any attention front that young man in the bureau of itrferma• t!ott." said Mrs, Corntosscl. "'Well," replied her husband, "they're melon' such a stir about leaks an' such like I s'pose mebbe the young man feels ike boil:mighty careful. ♦-+ • THE BRUTE! (Yonkers Statesman) Mollie --Did you notice Mr. Jenks while I was singging? (`11otlic-0h, yes; his face expressed yonder. ATotlic—tin didn't thin». I could sing like that, 1 suppose." ' "Iia didn't think, you had the nerw to sing like that" • What, the Party Was For Gladys' beau took her younger sister Mabel aside and confided le her as llows: "Now, I arc going to tell ybu seine - thing, Mabel, »o you know that last night, at your party, your sister pro lttised 10 marry nee? I hope you'll forgive axe for taking her away?" " "Forgive you, Mr, Sparks," said Mabel; "of eourso T will. 'Why, that's vete party was fort"--• i'ew York "1'ilttpp, In split of the feet that weaned are changeable it iia sonietinies ,difficult far a fellow In get i'id of +ane an(l get ariotheih. i