The Citizen, 2004-07-29, Page 5THE CITIZEN, THURSDAY, JULY 29, 2004. PAGE 5
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Muddle our middle name
B y the time you read these words, Steve
Thoburn could be in jail. But probably
not. After all, he was convicted of his
heinous crime 'way back in the year 2.000 and
despite the might and majesty of a hugely
disapproving government, he's still walking
free.
Truth is. the government is just a teensy bit
afraid of Steve Thoburn. And well they might
be, for this is a man who despite grave threats
and dire promises of doom and perdition from
the highest levels of authority, blissfully went
ahead and...sold bananas.
Correction: Steve Thoburn sold bananas by
the pound. And that's not allowed in the
country Steve Thoburn calls home — which by
the way. is not Nigeria or North Korea or some
other fly-blown Third World tin pot
dictatorship. Steve Thoburn is an Englishman
— a greengrocer in Sunderland, to be precise.
This makes him a citizen of the state that came
up with the dictum 'a man's home is his
castle'.
But it also means he belongs to a member
country of the European Common Market.
And in the• ECM, pounds and ounces are
verboten.
Sounds, well, Hitleresque, but the fact is,
anytime a customer in Britain asks for goods in
pounds and ounces, and the shopkeeper fails to
measure the goods out in their metric
equivalent, said shopkeeper is committing a
criminal offence and is liable to jail time.
What complicates the problem is that every
day that simple law is ignored, flouted and
trampled in the Albion dust about 10 million
times. Brits are quite happy with their pounds
and ounces, their fathoms and furlongs, their
pecks and pints and quarts. Ninety per cent of
them strenuously oppose the idea of converting
Ontario's Liberal government is
boasting that a 'planned new drinking
law will make the province more
civilized. but is being far from gentlemanly in
its campaign to sell it.
The Liberals have lavished high praise on
their legislation that would allow restaurants
' that want to do so, to permit diners to bring
their own wine, which will seem a minor
innovation to most.
Premier Dalton McGuinty called it "very
civilized" and even a coming of age for the
province. Consumer Minister Jim Watson said
it will modernize drinking habits.
Others see it as more of an attempt to divert
attention from the Liberals' problem of being
unable to pay for election promises, after being
left a huge deficit, and to capitalize on news
media's fondness for stories about more
opportunities to pop corks,
It also follows a pattern of Liberal gimmicks
attempting to look modern and trendy,
particularly one when they won government in
1985 and their only promise the public noticed
was to allow beer and wine to be sold in small
grocery stores. which they never fulfilled
anyway.
The Liberals' campaign to market their plan
has soured like a bottle of $5 plonk with the
cork, left off. Watson tried to build an image
that it will be harmless because Quebec,
Alberta and New Brunswick permit it.
But it turns out only a few hundred among
the many thousands of restaurants in - these
provinces have opted to join it, suggesting it
might not become widespread enough in
Ontario to have anywhere near the civilizing
effect the Liberals grandly predict.
McGuinty and Watson also held out the lip-
tq metric.
This is why the government tiptoes around
Steve Thoburn and his old-time measuring
scale. If they send him to jail, they'll have to do
the same thing to virtually every shopkeeper in
the country.
And Mister Thoburn? He's no Jesse James.
He's not 'even a Robin Hood. He -is, in the
country Adam Smith called 'a nation of
shopkeepers' — a shopkeeper. He's just trying
to satisfy the folks who buy his produce.
Here's how he puts it:
"I object so strongly to this interference in
the way I serve my customers just because of a
law passed in another country by people we
did not elect that I shall continue to sell in
pounds and ounces if my customers want it. If
I am prosecuted again, 1 will not pay any fine
and they can put me in prison."
Don't know why the Brits don't just ask
Canada for guidance. After all we've had the
metric system since 1970. when Ottawa made
it official. We've got 34 years of hands-on
metric experience over here.
That's why today we live in a country where,
on your driver's licence, your height is
described in centimeters, but on a police APB
it's in feet and inches. That's why we get to
buy gas in litres for cars that are rated in miles
per gallon.
And live in houses that are measured in
licking prospect diners will be able to drink
cheaply, because restaurants now charge large
markups on wine. and pictured them as
gougers. McGuinty said everyone wants to
save money on wine.
Restaurants turn out to have other reasons to
oppose diners bringing their own booze.
Courts hold them responsible for actions of
people who drink on their premises and they
would have more difficulty knowing what
diners drink and how much if they bring their
own bottles.
Restaurants also are well-known as among
the most financially precarious businesses and
would need to impose hefty corkage charges
on those bringing their own wine to remain
profitable, so McGuinty is optimistiC in
claiming he would make drinking cheaper.
And if he feels so strongly about making
wine cheaper, anyway, why did he increase tax
on it substantially in his May budget?
Watson, desperate for support for his plan
from restaurants, keeps quoting the Greater
Toronto Hotel Association as feeling it is
"progressive" and hauled its spokesperson to a
news conference to launch it in one of the few
restaurants that has any kind words about it.
But the hotel group represents only a few
restaurants in hotels and the vast bulk are in
square feet, built on lots measured in square
metres and erected with two-by-fours held
together with three-inch nails.
My favourite morsel of metric
measurement? The wind chill factor, which is
now officially measured in watts per square
metre.
Yeah; that's useable.
My grocery store has two scales: one in
kilos, the other in pounds and ounces. And
good luck finding anyone on staff who can tell
you whether 250 grams will be enough for the
quarter pound of butter your cake recipe calls
for.
In my experience, the grocery clerks are just
as confused as...well, I am.
Three decades on and what we have is a
mish-mash of weights and measures and
millions of Canucks not quite sure just how far
the next town is or how much that sack of
potatoes weighs or how to brag about the fish
we just caught ("Look, Maw — a.42 centimetre
Largemouth! Must run about one-point•seven-
five kilos!")
I know the argument for metric: it's simpler
and makes international trading easier. Well
that might be true if we'd actually adopted it
— and if our major trading partner, the U.S.,
used it, which it doesn't.
The solution? Hey, who said anything about
solution? This is Canada, a country that's half
French and half English, half European and
half North American, half enthralled with the
U.S. and half terrified of it, half winter and half
summer...
Why shouldn't we have a system of weights
and measures that's half metric and half
Imperial?
We're Canada. eh? Muddle is our middle
name.
the Ontario Restaurant, Hotel and Motel
Association, which opposes diners bringing
wine.
This restaurant association, and not the hotel
association, also was on a government-
appointed task force of stakeholders that
studied possible changes in liquor laws.
Watson claimed he accepted its
recommendations, but the task force, which
included police, says it told him he should
shelve any thoughts about diners bringing
wine as not worth consideration at this time
and get on with more serious concerns.
The Liberals also had the audacity to accuse
the opposition parties of preventing their plan
being passed by the legislature in time for
summer drinking. But the Liberals announced
it in March and delayed introducing legislation
until a few• days before they recessed for
summer, leaving no time for debate.
A government also could be tackling more
serious consumer problems, including the
proliferation of late-night drinking dens in
downtown Toronto, which make neighbours'
lives miserable, and loan stores that charge
several hundred per cent a year in, interest and
fees.
But these are not glamorous and trendy and
the Liberals yearn to sound trendy. Next we
may be hearing their news releases sung by
Britney Spears.
Final Thought
To love what you do and feel that it matters,
how could anything be more fun'?
— Katherine Graham
Finally here
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Fmany, it's here. The past several weeks
have been an insane whirl of work and
life. And now, as you read this my
holiday has arrived and I am so much more
than ready.
I don't know if my schedule is busier than
everyone else's or if I just really don't have the
same amount of steam as the rest of the folks in
this world. If this little break hadn't come up
I'm almost certain I would have had a
meltdown.
Yet, while I am obviously delighted to be
changing my pace, the summer vacation is
going to he a little different this year than in the
past. The jury's out on whether it will
effectively re-charge my dying batteries.
For the past few years, my middle of the year
sojourn has been a calm respite by Lake Huron,
with little to do alt day but read, eat and drink.
To say that such an idle has the right effect for
this mind-weary soul is an understatement.
Let's face it — who isn't revitalized by the
sight of surf, the clear air and aesthetically-
pleasing view? Not to mention no demands on
time or energy?
Unfortunately, this year, career commitments
for my husband have meant that our usual
summer plans cannot he enjoyed. Actually, as I
write this, I am still uncertain as to what-those
plans are going to be.
I gave some thought to daytripping. The idea
of taking in new attractions is appealing.
However, as I attempted to schedule the
itinerary, my eyes glazed over, my head began
to ache and I suddenly craved a hammock in
my backyard. Running here, running there just
doesn't seem all that restful.
Next, I considered visits of several days with
loved ones that I don't get to see enough during
the year. However, it soon became clear that
the list is too long and the vacation too short.
This meant prioritizing which I managed to
some degree, but then again, as I 'began my
plotting and planning, I was struck by the
amount of time I would be 'spending on the
road. The thought exhausted me, so I took a
book and went out onto my deck.
Now my husband currently has a
considerable drive every day to and from work.
So, my third idea for my holidays was that
perhaps I could stay in a motel, relax around
the pool during the day or take in the local
sights, and he would have a shorter drive.
Some inquiries and a quick consideration to
finances ruled this out as an unnecessary,
indulgent bit of extravagance.
So depressed was I by now that I decided a
little therapy was in order. I took myself
outside and tended to some of my flowers.
And then it hit me. It would be nice to stay
home. Every time I need comfort or solace I
usually can find it somewhere around my
house and yard.
But it also hit me that staying home would be
no vacation. The phone would ring, the same
demands would be there. I would clean, do
laundry, run errands. It just really wouldn't be
a holiday, just a break from my day job. and
this hedonist needs much more than that.
So, as I write, I continue my contemplation.
And one thought that has kind of piqued my
interest is the notion that I not plan anything -
that I wake up each day and decide then what I
might do. There will probably be a day trip.
there will probably be a visit far afield. There
will probably be time at home doing household
chores as well as relaxing. Regardless I am
sure that whatever I'm doing, I'm probably
enjoying it.
A trendy bit of legislation?