The Wingham Advance, 1916-04-13, Page 6TOO SHARP FOR HIM. e
(110eton Tronecript.)
"Why did e•ou refuse when 11.
edggeeted burying the hatchet?"
"Beeatiee I believe tlie cum had ap,
ax to grind."
WHAT WAS THE MATTER?
(judge)
steys...whave the matter w,th Sulli-
van's underfeed furottee?
Chase- it's underfed.
• —
THE USUAL WAY,
(Buffalo (ourier)
"But your fiance has such a small al
:try; how are you going to live?"
"Oh. we're going to economize. Wo•..
going to do without suelt a lot or U.
that Jack needs."
IT DEPENDED. .
(Boston Trenscript)
Young Aspirant -I called, sir, to see If
may count on your supporting me.
Practical Citizen -That depends, young
man. Are you mulling for office. or
do you want to marry my daughter?
LITERALLY SO. -
(Baltimore American)
Wife -john, poor little Willie wants to
come out of the corner where you told
him to keep still.
Lawyer -His motion is denied,
4-,
DOROTHY'S DEFINITION,
(Chicago News)
"Now, Dorothy." said the teacher t
email pupil, "can pm tell lue what a
panther la?"
"Yeth, ma'am," lisped Dorothy. '.•
Panther 1111 4 man that makth
S.AME.AS BEFORE.
(judge)
American Citizen (returning fry:,
abroad) -There have been some changes
in our government. I know. lAy the wee
who Is 'Secretary of State now?
Vriencl-Same ns before-Wilssnl
APPARENTLY RECONCILED.
(Kansas City Journal)
"I notice one trend of thought."
"What is that?"
"Most people have given up trying to
figuie the wherefore of the high cos.t
or living, and are hustling for the pries,
NOT ENTHUSIASTIC.
(Weshington Statr)
"Does yonr husband believe In pros
bitten?"
',About the same as he does in glmet
Hp admita that there /night be stns.
thing, and the mention or it scares 1.
dreadfully,"
...e.
BLANKETED,
(Jude)
She -You'd think heal eat more 1,a.:
He's a son of the Revolution. and—•
lie -1 itrow-but he married a dattiehtte
of the resolution.
SOM ETRI NG LACKING,,
(Kansas City Journal)
"Her husband has $1,020,000. Still, elle
find something 'Iaokil.'
"What on earth—""Fle hasn't any "poor relations to
snub."
TOUCHING EXTRACTS FROM A
BUTCH -ER SHOP.
(Harvard Lampoon)
Butcher -Come, John; be lively no. ,
break the bones in Mr. Harvin's (ewe,
and put 1,1r, Smith's ribs in the basms
for him.
Sohn -All right, sir, Just as soon as
have sawed off Mr. Murphy's leg.
UNANIMOUS. •
(Judge)
Cricket -How Is your new book?
Authtr-Why, I think it is punk, but ms
publisher thinks It Is better than my
last one.
Cricket- Cheer up -maybe you are both
right.
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DEFINED..
(Judge)
"Aren't the faohions this season ler:
extreme?"
”On. extremely less."
*. •
•
SURE.
•
(Williams Purple Cow)
"Do you know where the little boys go
who don't put their Sunday school Faunas
In the plate?"
"Yes'm-to the movies."
'11WIXT LOVE
AND PRIDE
BOTH EXTREMES.
(Baltimore American)
"Minnie, my dear, do you know when
you stop talking I feel that your seeing
Is ins, paradoxical maximum pleasure."
"What on earth do you mean?"
"Because, at the same time, you are
also nty Minnie mum."
SYM PATH ETI C.
(Washington Star)
"I'm sorry you don't admire Me. Gum
pins," said the tootful .wciman,
oncestors were very distinguished and
estimable people."
'Yes,' replied Miss Cayenne. "What
a misfortune for Ins family that so many
of them died,"
e.
"Poor old fellow!" slie seld, softly:.
whereupon Eddie Trevanion, in epito
of Ma twenty year, fairly broke clown,
ikncl. buried his face on las arms, an4
Just out crying.
This was tee, mum, even tor "the
utoiciem; site repented bee
.anteous anger immediately, and, put-
eie tier arm round his neck, proceed -
MAKING THEM USEFUL,
(Kansas City Journal)
"Our congressman has sent us one.
free seeCs. Shall I throw them away?'
"No. They will coma in handy te
plant in a Cann careen to keen the °Melt -
ens ocettp10
She went up one flight ef low broad
stairs awl paused.
"In the drawine-rooni?" i1lle asked,
aim likatiett iter aettd zit the airection
of that apartment.
"No, 'ru, not there; in the libery, I
think'. But, if you. will be so kind
as to Sit down for a few moments in
the dron-room, I will inform the mate,
ter of your arrival," said Welt Blouat's
- to press iter lips lovingiy to tne most eentieinaniy butler, with a me-
aly portion of his ear at all, visible, jestie wave of tne hand, after which
aile Mildred, with tears in her soft he proceeded solemnly to open the
...vie eyes, told him to ceeer up and door for her,
"aye courage, and "may be they'd . On the mat, precisely outside that
ananage it eomeliow, you know," with very identical door, lay iv large dog -
good deal more to the same purpose a large and hungry-oyed dog- that
As the girls hung round him in this fixed his glistening orbs on Beaten;
fashion, and petted the shining Eddie, emooth sieelt sides, and moved his lan-
anti' a looker-on would have deemed tern -jaws with greedy anticipation,
nim a suffering angel at least. Denzil and uttered a savage growl. Mabel
i Gunge sauntered up -stairs in hie stooDed hurriedly and caught the tiny
.nud-stained scarlet coat. Entering black creature ia her arms.
.110 picture -gallery on Ms way toward eDear me," she said, fearfully,"what
dressingerooni and not seeing very a very unpleasant animel!"
early, in consequence of the fast-ap- The butler administered a kick more
aching darkness, he came upon the serious than playful to We huge -boned
aniea.0 at the end. of the apartment al, Growler, which sent him to a 0011Sid-
aost before he had time to collect Ids erable distance, *whence he gnarled
tines. viciously to his heart's content, while
'lite three figures looked gray and Ms conqueror turned to Mabel, and
shost-like to his bewildered eyes, but reassured her gracefully.
ene thing was distinctly evident, and "No fear, 'm," he said, still solemn,
.nat was Eddie Trevanion's unmistak- still the essence of good breeding -"no
able distrees. fear, 1 assure you, 'm. He's Mr.
"1 beg your perdue" Denzil said, ROY'S dog, and his bark is worse nor
hastily. "len awfully sorry, Miss Tre- Ma bite."
,anion, to have intruded in this rough After whice piece of gratuitous in -
manner, but unfortunately 1 did not formation Mabel was allowed to pro -
Perceive you' until 1 was quite dose. eeed without further moieetation, and
riowever, as 1 have committed my presently tile door was closed behind
blunder, can I -may 1 -try to be of her.
assistance?" e Km was still In a state of uncertain -
looked lip eagerly. ty as to whether it was Mr. Roy or
.1ere was a golden opportunity! his dog whose bark was of a character
.ere was a rich young man with to out -Herod. his bite, when the butler
eething on earth to do . with his at length had succeeded in ushering
eetley, and unquestionably good -no,- her into the "dron-room." When, how-
' etedi ever, in a moment or eo, she had re -
"Could he be of some assistance?" covered from her fit of abstraction,
e course he could -the greatest -if she became aware that a bright fire
eadred would, only look up and an- was hurning in. the large old-fashioned
,ver huh. Mildred did look up an- grate, and before the fire, with. a foot
.wer him -answered nim very 'dis- on either side of the topmost
..nctly, indeed, though scaireely ia the bar, and a newspaper held be-
epirit that Mabel had hoped for, have fore his nose, sat a man - a man
sng intercepted "the queen's" glance with -dark brown. hair and a gray coat,
end inteepreted it correctly. and no whieliers to be seeu-a man
• "You are • vial/ ksh
tud," e old, 'terribly unlike old Dick Blount, or
eteadily-"very kind indeed, but, this any one else she had ever seen -and
is a matte y in which I fear, you can who took no notice whatever of her
ue of no help to us." en trance.
"Let me try," he implored, eagerly.
The room was a long one, the carpet
"Impossible," elle returned, coldly; of the thickest, most sound -disguising
"you do not understand; it„ is a case texture; and so it was evident that
in which. no stranger can take part: the Owner of the boas that were
1 hanks very much. all the sam
‘ hon Miss Tres/eaten sale thate.of " frying so peacefully on the bar had
ieiree there was nothing left for .,the
heard the door neither open nor shut.
e
.0.,ting man to :do. but to bow and go _CHAPTER VIII.
ori his way, which he accordingly did, "Here's a pretty go!" thought Mabel
e ice a bitterly hurt teeling in his to hergelf-slie was given to slang in
oreast, engenuered by that one wozd moments of excitement -"here's a
litranger." „ . pretty go, to be .sure! I, all alone
'"Wlist a stress she had laid on it! in a bachelor's establishment, without.
_tow obnoxiously it had sounded as a chaperon of any description what -
applied by her to him. How coldiy soever, and the very first thing I meet
aistinct had. been her voice when
peakiug It! Well, it wasn't her is a young man, who, of comae, will
ek
fault, he supposed, that she was gifted aseveryone far and near who I ane.
with neither heart, nor graciouman-
Oh, if papa hears of this, won't there
e
ner, nor anething else tender or wo-
be somebody to pay, and no mistake!
•
manly -only with a glorious face and in for it regularly. Well, at all
figure, which, of course did no good events, if this man turns and sees ine,
to any one and only made one -Where and asks me a single question, I feel
Jie deuce had Connor put his brushes? that 1 can summon up courage and tell
1 hat fellow was t;rowing more con-
e:ended careless every day; and how
eueminably that brute of a horse he
sad givee one hundred and fifty
i Guilds for last week, had. taken that
.ast water -jump this morning; just
when the entire field was looking on,
. too! On the whole, it hadn't been
-
so very pleasant a day as he had fan -
fancied in the first heat of the mom-
ent, when it was all over, and he was
discussing it during the homeward ride
with old Appleby. Hanged old nuis-
• ance that old _Appleby was, by the
bye!" And et> on and indefinitely
oat Deneil's reflections, while the
cause of them all still stood in the
gallery where he had left h.er, with
ner kind little white hand on Eddie's
.shoulder.
"Hadn't you better go and get your-
self ready for 'dinner, dear?"' Mildred
6uggested, tendetly.
and then Eddie told her that it was
et little use for him to go mid clothe
aimself it istoadcloth and fine linen
when he knew that the first bite he
ate woild, infallibly choke him.
• This teemed areadful to Miss Tre-
venial. He must be very far goue
indeed in misery when he could • re-
tuse to accept the goods the gods down-
stairs were preparing for his delecta-
tion, and she was just begihning to
argue witlehim on the subject of that
ereeupposed (strangulation, when Mabel
aseke in suddenly.
-Mildred," she said, "I have an
elm." And Mildred appearing surfic-
aatly struck with the novelty of this
announcement, Mabel went, on: "1
have a plan, so' say nothing further
either of you about this matter to any
one until to-morroW evening, and
leave everything in the meantime to
me."
"But won't you tell us your plan,
whatever at is?" Miss Trevanion, ask -
c.4 anxiously, rather taken aback by
this unexpected prospect of rescue
irom their slougu of despond. "1
.1Lnk it be Wiser Of SSOU to let us
ear it." Upon which "the queen"
ael
"No, I won't," very emphatically
ahd marched out of the roout
., Lie colors flying.
.es eleven °Week the next morning
elapel Trevanion said to Wilniot, tee
foolman-
"Tell Jenkins to bring iny horse
around."
And Wilmot, the footman, having
eerupulously and on the itietant de-
livered that measure to jenkins, the
groom, it so happeued that ten min-
litee later "the queen" of King's Ab-
bott was riding away on the high-
road to Mount Grange, evith her sis-
ter's little nondescript, black -coated
dog at her heels.
When at length the had reached the
matic,ive iron gates, and
Lei traveled all down the lung line of
etely elms that in the zummer-tline
Need the glory and eomfort of the
i'.ea.ge avenue, and had eveked ser -
'wilt in, tomer to her impetieut 'min-
i:ten% she asked, eagerly. •
"I,. Mr. Blount at home?"
Yes -the master was at hoine jug
then, the man told her; whereupon
liabel Jumped from her horse, desired
a groom, summonea by the butler, to
take her berm round to the stables,
and gathering 'up her skirts, tittered
the anions hall, her tittle bright-eyed
tonere/I Still close behind her.
•••14109W
101111410.0...-rn
with deeigion. "Inthe firet phioa,
Y"
would never hit Upon the right (.11feer,
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tion, and, iu the next, if there le
thing an, earth Blount is particular
alemt, it ia lile young trees, He'd be
awfully angree I'M dertalo, If you went
crashing through them with a horse.
If youwill allow ine to offer lieu Nothing Half So Quick to
advice, 1 woald suggest your sitting Relieve and Cure as oold.
enictlY here for a little time, and
probably in twenty minutee or so lie
vsill tura up. But perhaps Mil OSSlat
.)611-eall 1? Pray matte any uee of
me you like."
"No, thank you," Mabel said, hesi-
tating slightly, and coloring; mit is
Mr. Blount himself 1 wieh to see. I
have some business with him"; and
then she felt that this young Man wee
faluring at her, and doubtless wonder.
Ing naturally what business sufficient,
ly interesting she could possibly haves
with a bachelor to bring her from her
own home at half -past eleven In the
morning,
Who could it be? She peeled her
brain e to try to remember anYhodY
silo bed ever heard of answering to
the name of Roy, and felled. Of couree
he was oue of those lent= officers
come over for a day's amusemeat, and
happily must be utterly ignorant of
anything connected with Cliston, The
latter place found the military element
at Broughton, which was eight Miles
nearer than linter., quite sufficient for
their needs, and no associated little
with any of the other surrounding
barracks; only Dick 131eunt, who wae
In the habit of enlarging the circles of
his acquaintances, at times brought
over to the Grange a strange man or
two, to scatter powder among his
game.
This Man, "the queen" concluded,
must be one of those occasional vis-
itors, and if so, the incident might end
very disagreeably indeed for her.
Stories travelled with railway speed
in that part of the country, and cer-
tainly lost nothing in their travelling,
whatever they might gain. Although
personally unacquainted 'with the Tre-
vanione, he was probably In the habit
of hearing the name mentioned two or
three times a week in the course of
conversation, and eo would uaderstand
Perfectly who she was once he discove
ered her identity with the baronet's'
family. Then, if he repeated this es-
capade of hers, as..in all likelihood he
would, what was to prevent the story
spreading. until it finally reached Sir
George's own ears?
Mabel knew well now seriouely an-
noyed both her father and mother
would be if they heard any rumors
of that sore -how she would be ques-
tioned and cross-questioned, until the
whole truth was elicited, and Eddie's
shortcomings as well as her own
brought to light. She determined at all
hazards to keep her name a eecret-
or would it not be better to get Borne
other cognomen altogether, and so
put this young man off the right track
completely? Not Stanley -her friends
of that name were at her father's,
and' it might possibly get them into
some scrape -but Manvers; they were
cousins of old Dick's, and nobody
would think it in. the least extraordir,
ary that they should ride over to see
and question him about their affairs:
besides, whether or no, this trouble-
some young man would not have time
to prosecute any very deep researches
into the truth, as she had heard last
week that the present regiment eta-
tioned in Bilton sailed for India on
the 14th.
'So far so good -the only pity vita
that it had not sailed on the lst, and
then all this uneasiness might have
been spared her. But now how was she
to bring matters to a, crisis, and leave
him under the full conviction that her
name was Manvers?. Dick Blount
would never betray ter -that *as one
him a lie.thing certain, and surely-
" "Asleep?" said the
So, fortified in thought,voiee by her side.
she coughed „
No -only thinking."
slightly and dropped her whip,
11PLY WONDERFUL FOR CHEST •COLDS WOMEN MADE THEN.
MAKES 'Ell WELL OVER N1611141°"atZeiNvniires;V:=4"1
REVERSING THE USUAL ORDER.
(Baltimore American))
"Bill Smith is a very unusual man. Al-
ways doing the most unexpected things."
"What's he done now?"
"Mortgeged his limousine to pay fel
his cottage in the suburbs." ,
SANDY IN DOUBT,
(London Opinion)
(to MeDougal, returning from
festivities) -‘ 'Pass, friend, all's
Sentry
wedding
well,"
McDougal -"Thunk ye, laddle, But ye
dinna ken .the guld wife or ye wouldna'
be so sure.*
AN ECONOMIST.
(Life)
Judges -You let the burglar go to cu -
,.est an automobilist?
Volleeman-Yes. The autoist pays a
fine and adds. to the resources the
state; the burglar goes to prison and
the state b1.et
ee to y for his keen,
CURIOUS,
(Indianapolis Star))
Stranger --I noticed yOur advertisement
In the paper this Morning for a man to
retail Imported eanaries.
Proprietor of I3Ird Store -Yes; have you
had any experience in that line?
Stra.neer-oh, no; I merely had a eur-
lority, to know asoW the canaries lost
their Mile.
4 •
The Minister, not being acquainted
with the family, was uncertain how
to work out the obituary. Waiting
for the bereaved widow, he plied hie
questions to Johnny. "Ali, my boy,
perhaea you can tell me what were
your father's last. words " "Ile didn't
bave no last words," taid Johnny.
"Ma stayen
ed with him t* the d."-
Puck.
*4
Illustrating to a woman how to get
eff a street car, an Indiana Man MI
and wee fatally injured. Unfortun-
ately, Ids fate will be no Warning to
Moue who don't know that it is better
to let women do things their own
way.-Walibington lIeraid.
"I forgot rerysielf and spoke angrily
to MY wife," reinarked Mr. eteekton.
"Did she resent it?" "Prior a Moment.
But lIcurietta is a fairniinded woman.
After she thought it Over she Sliook
bands with inc end cougeatulated Me
on my braVery."--Waahltigton Star.
Oki " Nervilinee"
Don't lie awake to -night coughing
Your tnroat sore -don't let you cheat
Cold develop further -that's the Way to
coax on pneumonia,
Be sensible,. and, as thoueande be -
fere Yon eave done use Nerviline. It
Imre is a bully fine thing to knoele out
a cold or bad eough.
After oace using Nervilirie you'll
me m
Swear by it for all tito toe,
You'll say it's more like a nitraele
than anything else to feel its Walla
soothing actton Won your tight chest.
You'll be =lazed at the quick *way it
cured your cough and broke up your
bad cold,
113)011. "About Blount? Witat a lucky old
which the browa head turned lazily, fellow he Is. I -almost think I shouldn't
and the handsome hazel eyes in that much mind being Blount myself, if
brown head saw her. could get some people to think about
When he saw, her, he said, "Good me. What a very charming little 'dog!
heavens!" quite loud, and, drawing his ge it rsur own? May I know its
feet from the bare stood up in double-
quick time, newspaper in hand, and
had the grace to blush a. good deal.
"1 really beg your pardon," he said;
"I had no idea there was anyone in
the room. Won't you come over to
the•fire and warm yourself? You must
be quite frozen over .there."
Miss Mabel- towed, summoned up a
gracious air, and • advanced a few
Steps ; then, remembering her„111-use4
whip, she stopped suddenly, and
glanced interrogatively, first at him,
end then at the prostrate article in
question.
Standing so, Mabel Trevanion was,
of all things that could be seen, the
preittiest that day. She was flushed
and warm from riding, slightly con-
fused also at the -turn effete; had
taken. and a little wave of hair had
cones undone of its own sweet will;
hexing made its eseape without per-
mission, it hung down abashed and
pcnitent at one side of her oval face, a
rich, sweet piece of loveliness that
greatly enhanced the beauty of its
owner. The tiny black dog she still
held closely in her arnus, whilo one
hand supported the heavy folds ot her
riding habit in such a manner that,
unconseiously to herself, it revealed
to the stranger's admiring eyes one of
tho smallest, dearest little feet im-
(tellable.
He picked up her whip and placed
it on the table; and just at that mo-
ment it occurred to hiin, oddly enough,
that a certain Grace Gorden of his
acquaintance was :by no means as paseed her Rubicon, she midi slowly
good-lookiug a. girl as he had hith.- and distinctly-
erto belleved. "Manvers,"
"Won't you come over and sit here?" "Wavers?" repeated the Man teet-
h() asked, again, indleating the tem- ed nor and whoa he had repeated it
fortable arm -chair from which lie had
inlnute before extricated himself.
"It's by far the pletaantest article in
the house,"
"Is it?" said Mabel, and forthwith
proceeded to make herself at home
among the cushions, "I da.re say it
Is, really; but thee it is eeareely polite
of you to say so, beemise-where is
Mr. Blount?" added Mabel, breaking
oft abruptly.
"Well, he is out of the hOtise just at
present," wad the young Man with
charming unconcern.
"Out!" exelaimed Mabel.
"Y.eg-gone on a tour of inspection
aith some old tenant, who came for
Mtn about half an boar ago -dna -41M
sett of person, you knot's, with it dis-
sipated nose, who, Dielt tells me, is
alWaya waating hint rit the wrong time.
SlitmitIn't wonder, from his general
appearitece, it he insisted in taking
131ount to the extreniest end of the
plantat1on:3."
"At that rate he cati't be back for
liOurs," Wed Mabel, half rising, and
looking diiietwisolately pretty; "end tie
rerhape I had better Mount my hers°
again, Mid go and find him out My-
self."
"I Am afraed you eoeldn't PeerdblY
do that," observed her COMpitielort,
It's safe for even a Child to rub on
Norville°. Altliceigh five tintea more
Powerful titan most other linitnente,
ye t Nerviline nee never yet binned
or blistered the tender skin. of even a
child.
Iee worth while to remeinber that
v;herever there Is an ache or pain Ner-
viline will cure it.
Try it on your sore muscles, on 11
(stiff joint, on the wOrst possible case
of rheumatism, neuralgia, :sciatica. or
lumbago. There are ailments Nervi -
line is guaranteed to cure mighty
quick,
The =titer of large faillilY Can
Save Iteaps of work an
and worry, ca
cure little ills before they grow big,
can keep the whole family well by al-
ways having Nerviline handy on the
shelf. The large Dec bottle is the
most ecouornical. Trial eize 26o, all
dealers, or the Catarrhozone CCle :King-
ston, Ceraula.
"Ill Blows the Wiud—"'
A well-known profeesioaal foot-
baller enlisted in the Black Watch,
and was in the habit of receiving a
parcel from home regulerly. every
week. It contained the usual assort-
ment of cakes. On one oecaeion,
however, the parcel was found to con-
tain nothing but lady's eorset and
en invoice from London firm, with
lady' e name and address. What had
Lel/paned was obvious --the labels bad
been torn off two packets and got
transposied in putting them back
again. A very nice letter was dee-
patched with the eorset to the lady,
explaining the circumsta,neee, and re-
questing that if site bad received their
parcel she would Madly forwavd it to
the c„amp. In due time a letter was
repeiveci from the lacly, explaining
that their parcel had reached her some'
few days proviOttsly, but it was not
mech good to return it, as the Wives
were all stale, but. she hoped to for-
ward in a day or two a pareel in its
place. From that date until ate regi-
ment left for active Service, a pereel,
full of eatables, was duly received
every week from the lady.
name?"
"Boski; and it is not my own, be-
ing my Aleter's. Poor little creature!
You are not quite yourself) -are you,
after the fright you got awhile ago?
Do you knoMhat your great dog out-
side the door did his very best to eat
my poor pet, and frightened it almost
to death?"
sorry. won't keep that brute any
"What, Sandie? I'm sure I'm awful
longer, I' think; he wants to devour
everything he sees -myself included,
at timed -and isn't worth half the
the trouble he gives. But" -with a
smile -"how did you know he belong-
ed to Me? You didn't see eny resem-
blance, I hope?" nine that will enrich the blood and
soothe the jangled nerves, And the
"No, it wasn't in that way I made
one always reliable tonic and blood
my discovery; but Mason, when he
was driving the dog away, said he Purifier is Dr, Williams' Pink Pills.
was ''Mr. Roy'sr and -and that's you, These Pills not only banish spring
Isn't it?' said Mabel, with a beautiful weakness, but guard YOU against tire
upward glance and smile. more serious ailments that follow,
"Yes, that is My name," he answer- such as anaemia, nervous debility, hi-
ed, after which he laughed, a little digestion, rheumatism and other dis-
curious, intensely amused laugh, that eases due to bad blood. In proof of
puzzled "the queen" a good deal. this Aire D. E. Hughes, Bazemore,
She sinned again, however; and Sask., says: "About a year ago I was
the young man willfully led on by the badly run down, my nerves were all
expression of her eeres, said, softly- unstrung, and I could not go upstairs
"And yours?" Without atop -ping to res -t. As I was a
"The queen" was at heart -essenti- long ways from a doctor I determined
ally truthful; indeed, ap to this, she to take Dr. Williams' Pink Pills and in
had never, in the Whole course of her the course of a few weeks I felt like a
existence, uttered a deliberate false- new person. As an ell round restore. -
hood, and consequently, the sin being tive I can heartily recOmmend this
new to her, she blushed. She did more
Medicine."
--She grew: actually and hopelesslY
If you are ailing this spring you can -
crimson,' and hesitated unmistakably
• How He Got Along,
An attorney living on the north side
was arrested n few weeks ago charged
with violating the motor speed law.
When his case was called in city
court the next day he asked that it be
continued for a week, The arrest
caused his wife considerable embar-
rassment, and she spent most of her
morning conversations with the
neighbors during the next few days
in explaining just how it happened.
On the day of the trial one of the
neighbors was sitting on the porch as
the attorney returned home,
"Hello, Jack," said the neighbor.
"How did you get along In the police
court?"
"Fine!" yelled the attorney; then
he whispered, "Twenty-five and
costs."
SPRING 131000
IS WATERY BLOOD
Boiled Rosebuds.
Athouab. it Is little' lcnown in this
eeuntry. Turkish women censider rose-
buds boiled in sugar a luxury not to be
missed. They elainythat these nutke an
excellent preserve.
In China. a species of illy Is dried and
used for seasoning' ragouts and other
dishes. Thla is looked upon as one of
the choicest of native dishes.
Many tirovinces of this tome land
grow lilies expressly for the purpose of
marketing them in this connection, They
are usually Melted lust previous to their
opening and then cooked as ordinarY
vegetables,
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Inay•tiMni.•
Tem need, um vatlicue numerhit,
'When 11.11:30I11; 1101110, gave hie
teetiniony to the truth. of lieemeealle
$4111if that "Malt 10 What w011ialt
Ittakee him" "I never was itnything,
dearest, till I knew eon, and 1 have
been ift, better, happier, and more
prosperouts man ever since. Whatever
ineY befall, my wife sliall inive niy
acknowledgment ot her tenderness,
worth and excellence."
Ileppy was the cloreestic life of Ben-
jamin Lord Beaconsfield. lie
marrie4 late in life a woman much
Ills Senior, Whe brought hum wealth,
but to whom he was greatly attaehed.
Once, as he Was parting with leer et
the entrance of the LIOUtie of Cola -
mons, whore he proposed makIng an
importeut epeccie the full foree of
the carriage door eltut against her
thuntb, Though suffering greatly, she
bade hint a smiling adieu, order
that lie Might not be disconcerted, be -
tore driving to the surgeon to Dave
ner Crushed thumb dressed..
Thackeray's tenderness to the poor,
insane wife whom ite loved to the
last is a well known fact. Thb poet
Longreltow, weo, by a fearful catas-
trophe, lost the queenly smilax evlacn
110- wooed through the pages of "Hy -
Porton," maintained a, eomestic life a
nearly perfect as falls to the lot o
mortals. "During twenty years,'
wrote a friend, "following this event
he only waited for the hoer which
came at last. Through all the gran
polso of hie being, through his meel
but manly acceptance of all the event
of life, this was the one prevailin
truth -he was waiting for the end."
The secret of the eustained powe
and energy of Gladstone; the "old mit
eloquent" lay in the fact that hi
domestic relations were always de
lightful, and that Mrs. Gladston,e NVA
entirely devoted to his well betng
Always accompanying him even t
the huetings, ready to shield hill
from every -exhausting condition, en
was likewise the companion ef his in
tellectual life. And no man of tru•
greatness but gives grateful acknow
edgment to su,ch womanly influene
wlienever he has been its ludelay reeip
ent,
Among such may be numbered th
blind Postmaster -General who brough
in postal orders, Mr. Fawcett, By a
accident Mr. Fawcett became blind a
the age of twenty-five, yet in the nex
twenty years he accomplishea remark
able feats through the help of his wif
Miss Garrett, before their marring
a woman of rare capacity, became a
ter tha tevent, his secretacly, fello
student, adviser, and other self.
e
BIG RUSS GAIN.
FOR WAR WIDOWS. Took Fortified Mountai
Salvation Army to Find
(By Times Special Wire.) • i
New York, April 4,-A despatch from
Pittsburg to the Tribune says:
Thousands of war widows of Brit-
ish soldiers will be assisted in getting
good husbands in the United States
and Canada by the Salvation Army, in
1 conjunction with the .Canadian Gov -
How to Get New Health and New ernment, aecording to announnement
Strendth at This Season. . to -day by Col. Wm, Evans, he com-
mand of the Salvation Army here,
Spring ailments are not imaginary. • Because a great many of the best
winter
Confinement ledoors, often in over -
i Men of England have been slain, the
rimonial field Col. Evans declared, and
widows are without an adequate mat.
mENhennth the
me onnatosttryrionbgusttofi
mithethire
heated -and nearly always_ badly 'venti-
lated roOms--ein the home, the office,
the shop and the school -taxes the vi-
tality of even the strongest. The blood
becomes thin and watery and is clog-
ged with impurities. Some people
have headaches and a feeling of tan-
gelo. Others are low-spirited and
nervous. Still others are troubled
with diefegeiringepiniples and skin
eruptions; while some get up in the
morning feeling just as tired as when
they went to bed. These are all spring
symptoms that -the blood is out of
order and ithat a medicine is needed.
Malay People take purgative medicines
in the spring. 'Mile is a serious mis-
take. You cannot cure yourself with
a medielne that gallops through your
eystent and leaves You weaker still.
This is all that a purgative does. What
You need to give your health arid
strength in the spring is a tonic medi-
Husbands for Them Here. ;
not afford, in Your own interest, to
for a moment; after whieh, having
again, he stOpPed shott to stare at
Mable Trevenion in a meaner that be-
trayed the Most open and extravagant
amazement; but she, with her eyee
bent upOn the lowest portion of the
fire, could not see the expresaion of
his -could Only hear the someWhat
questioning tone.of his voice.
"Yes, Manvers," she declared, ter
tlie second time, but did net find
that repetition Made the lie easier.
"Of Derhig?"
"Ves," Mabel answered, rather Morel
faintly this time, and without raising
her OYU.
Her eoMpanieh appeared Mystified
beyond all eoneeptioft, and seemed ut-
terly unable to remove his gaze frone
the face Of the 101 before hitn. He
etterePted no further efanversation,
but otood there as thotigh Meonstruck,
watching now poor Mabel's restless
halide, as they lay uneuletly upon her
lap, now her diecontented, ever-chang-
ing features, as she eat in alone° and
eonteinplated the burning coals. Pre-
sently She tolled herself With en lea -
Patient ehrug,Itnd rose to her feet.
"Ate 'I to Stay here all day?" she
asked fretfully, altruist angrily, "Is
Mr, Bina never to return, I wonder?
It Menlo to lele that I have been IdlY
sitting here for hours and hours and
Mune"
ere be eteititined.)
overlook so valilable a medicine as Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills Sold by all med-
ian° dealers or by mail at 60 cents
a box or six boxes for $2.60 from The
Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., 13roek-
ville, Ont.
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Science Short Ones.
A California man had a watch which
is- kept runnirig on the principle of a
pedometer by the action of the feet
falls in walking.
When interviewing first became a
feature or journaliena in the United
States, bleglish Writers deaounced it
as the most dreadful form which Am-
erican inipertinehce had yet assumed.
Lady -birds are of great service to
the gardener by reason of their des-
truction of plaitt lice, among which
they lay their eggs, and as the larva
eerne to life they feed on the lie°.
The action of the surf is now stilled
by Jens Of gempreesed air released at
Paints below the (surface from pipes
leading Want a coMpressor on the
shore. ,
th
many must tome to American shores
for remarriages and livelihood.
The Salvation, Army, he says will
assist the Canadian Government in
Placing the widows :n an environment
that will enable them to get good hus-
bands, and in the larger cities will
introduce them to desirable bachelors.
Col. Evans thinks the agricultural
provinces of Canada and the western
states will get a majority of the
widows.
INDIA'S QUEER BELIEFS.
Camp in Armenia.
Petrogral, April 3, -Progress of th
Russian army In the Caucasus co
Buddhists Would Die Rather Than
Lose a Limb or Eat Meat.
India's population is 325,000,000.
Practically all the races and religions
of the world are represented, Ninety..
-eight and six -tenths per cent, of the
people cannot read or write. Four
per cent. of the inhabitants eat regu-
lar meals. The remainder eat when
they can :and where they can, The
Average native in India lives on less
food per diem than any other human
being in the world. Religion:3. prejue
dices aro intense, Men willingly die
rather than. submit to soine dismem-
bering surgical operation, for did. not
Allah command them to appear be-
fore him as they left him to come
into the world?
The Buddhists will not eat meat or
take even medicine derived from an
aninial, They died by millions dur-
ing the bubonic plague rather than
take a prophylactic serum made from
pepsin -because the pig from which
pepsin was obtained was unclean to
the Mohammedan and Hindu, and the
killing of this animal and the bull
front which the broth was made was
against the tenets of the 13tiddhistic
faith, I know an editor in Poong,
India, to absolutely refuse a $1,000
yeatly advertisement of a. patent med.
icine because it contained pepsin.
Indians are fond of sweets and last
year imported over $40,000,000 worth
of sugar. Clothing is made chiefly
from Cotton, which ie largely grown
in the country. -W. Aughinbaugh
in Leslie's,
Unties, Monday's official eommunim
on operations on this front says:
"In the course of our offensive N
eessed the watershed of the Upp
Tehoruk river and seized strongly to
titled mountain positions 10,000 fel
above sea level, taking a company
Turks prisoner, In the course of t
pursuit of the enemy in the region
the Sourbkarpet convent we eaptur
a Turkish camp with tents and sh
ters and a store of arms, South -ea
of Mush, in the region of the villa
of Mahbaubouk, our detachments d
persed parties of Turkish cavalry."
Painter and Pawnbroker.
lir.. Frank Brankwym A.. A. knows
his Paris as well as most and' also a
good nlally the '11:;3?aelll.ilitgen.."7;141.1!11,1sAlf-
gters, Turkey and the rest-wnich Ito
lute visited la the purault of ina art,
knvioa tsTritig his earlier daya
in which later eo
amusing experienee, Isluring° fir411 ,(41
erlsis snug) ff c
lie was
on the security of one( of hisit}anysiusttfe'ul
tgriPtitisT'lfriiR11);!;;(11:1tIttillteli:ellt:::ni'Vtlist(tY:11.11:11;t2111:7iti'nlau?':
tttgrgtistc;vi:othrtrort. than that." 1i(' he t r
know ti: ist wed' the crushitig)etes
It S 011 the frame
1.811teapt baa2net tItto‘n, ding, tfitY! Money."-Weetinin-
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0 Poe Coughs, Coble and Distemper, awl at the that symp-
Z toms Of any midi ailment. give small (Iowa of that wonder.
Z ful remedy, now the most used In existence, .
0 SPORN *5 DIESTISMVIlit COMPOr NI)
Redd by the bottle or dozen by any dem:mist, harness tleal•
te, or delivered be
4.R GOseite . SFOHN MEDIOAL CO.
OhemIsts and 'Ilacterlologlits Goehen. Ind., tee,./i
Can Do My Work
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Presulnably the walrus alid the car-
penter never dtd settle the die.cussion
as to whether pip haa Nvitigs, and
there are persons who seriously tbine
It was a, foolish tinae for an argil.
nicht.
And yet is it 0.71Y stranger than th(
undisputed fact that in Morocco pip
climb trees In search of nuts - me
only pigs, but goats, too? The puzz1(
Is /lot in the pigs -and the goats, how.
- Over. They are of the common var.
iety that we see in the back lots it
' o'er own couarnunities. It Is the trei
: that is strange. It is called the Ar
. 011 nut tree and -grows near Agadir
; II Italy it shoots out from a steep hill
gide. The trunk is broad and flit
and alnaost norizontal and so are tie
L main breaches, forming ample ate
i solid foothold for any animal whicl
e. rimy be tempted by the olive shape,
; nuts growing within eesy reach of tit
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His Jumping Habit,
teaehiug of the flip, to cir, a.
of trick is ,of course, 11 ti ince
matter," said the flea trai
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Pain is All Gone •
MISS DOLLIE McCLAIN TELLS OF
DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS,
Alberta Lady Tells of Quick and
Complete Cure Through Using
Dodd's Kidney Pills.
Ieeigusou Flats, Alta., April 10. -
(Special.) -"Yes, 1 am very glad 1 can
eey that I have tried Dodd'e Kidney
Pills and found them all that is claim-
ed for them." SO- saes Miss Dottie ahe
Clain, an estimable lady residine here.
"I was troubled with a :sore back
that made me almost helpless.- I took
one box of Dodd's Kidney Pills end
•my back is all right. I can do my
work and the pain le all gone."
Thou -ands of women In Canada are
suffering daily tortures from pain in
the back. Thousands of others like
Miss McClain are doing thoir work
witbont an 'effort because they took
the advice others and cured .thetr
backache by using Dodd's -Kidney
Pills. •
Every woman should use
Kidney Pills. Thoy are the fiuest
toric in the world because, -acting
directly on the kidneve, they toae up
those organs to do their full work
of straining all the impurities out of
the blood. Pare 1.110011 means new
strength for all leerts of the • body.
New strength means new cheerfulness.
That is why so many wome'l so ebeer-
fully testify to the benefit received
from esing Dodd's Kidney Pine.
FORCED TO QUIT.,
Eton's Head Master gym-
pathized With Germans.
London, April 3. --Rev. Edward
Lyttelton, head master of Eton Colege,
has resigned. Ills resignation will
take effect next Christmas.
Dr. Lyttelton in upeeches during
tho war has mtule the .leelaration
that it was the duty of Great Britain
to extend the PriliciPtee, of Christian
charity to Germany, and as a result he
hae, been assailed by the newspapers
as unpatriotic and a visionary. Several
'0S the nowspaPera ltaVe Iteetlaed
of being pro-Grain:tie Dr. Lyttelton
denied these tussertions.
A*"...41.4.46...—.
A Little Too Much,
One evening a littie boy entered a
grocery store and handed elerk it
note which read; "t ant a peor woman
alio have no money. My children And
I are starving. you give us
Emething to eat?"
The kind,hce.rted elerk filled it hew
'wird with food end gave. it to the
*boy, who quickly departed.'
Ie
it few Ininutee he again onttred
tin, store,
"What's the Matter how?" said the
"Ma Rent me 'peek to get tao trading
wawa.. the lad rennees
"One can see how necessary' this in
when one considers the flee is lees -
than one-eighth of an hili itt leuggi
end has a jump of three feet - 300
times its own length. If a eL'-foot
man lied the same limping ver
could make leaps ef 1,800 feet, so
that when a flea hes the advantage of
one leap lie is as good as gone for
ever. My apparatus for jump break-
ing is a round glass hall. I confine
hint in this for. three weeks. I look
through this ball, touch it, flash lighte
lute it, talk, do everything to let the
flea aecustom himself to my pres-
ence. At first lie will jump and
jump. Ile strikes against the curved
walls and gets bruised. After a time
and I find three weeks to he ainplo,
the flea gets to know me, and he al-
so gets to know that it is less eeinfril
to -crawl than4 to joint) find get .
bruised.
"The flea cannot differcntlate be-
tween transparent glass and it,, glees,
so that when I take him from the ball
he. still strikes this 'mealier obstruc-
tion and so he don't jump. So, you
see,. a flea tnust have- some reasoning,
power somewhere, but"I. am in no po-
sition to say where it iII 1.9eated. That
Is why I have to pick fleas up witli
tweezers and put- tbem ote_ my arm
when I want to feed theme They
don't dare to jump on me."
4 • 9
A Japanese Breakfast.
The usunl Japanese breakfast consists
of rice. mieo, sem), pickles and oceasion-
ally fish, Tea la always served with
meals and 18 drunk clear, without stem?
or cream. Miso sOup consists of strips
of radishes, seaweed, eggp)ant or other
vegetables cooked with been ourd and
water The cooking is not csntitmed far
a long period, and so few vegetablea are
used thnt the 0001) partakes- only' slightly
of the flavor of the ingredients,
Your .Ninety -First
Birthday—how are you
going to celebrate it? You
can live to celebrate it by
eating the right kind of
foods. Give Nature a chance.
Stop digging your gave with
your teeth. Cut out heavy
meats, starchy foods and
soggy pastries and eat
Shredded Wheat Biscuit*
It supplies all the nu.
triruent for work or play
with the least tax upon the
digestive organs.
titesittA,Ite .0-tentute—