The Citizen, 2000-08-23, Page 5THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 23, 2000. PAGE 5.
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If you go down to the woods today...
I don’t want to raise your hopes unduly, but
it looks like the Canadian environmental
movement may have discovered a brand
new offensive tactic to ram its conservation
message home.
Humour.
High time, too. Environmentalists have had a
rough ride trying to get our attention over the
years. They tried shaming us - Brigitte Bardot
crouching on an ice floe, up to her eyeliner in
cute-as-a-bug seal pups.
The public knew a PR guilt trip when they
saw one and they didn’t buy it.
Next, they tried scaring us with doomsday
statistics — the rainforests disappearing at a
rate of x acres per nanosecond; the ozone hole
widening faster than Stockwell Day’s bald
spot. But that was a numbers game which
politicians and corporate flacks play better.
The public didn’t know whom to believe. So
they yawned.
Protest marches and sit-ins don't get results.
Consumer boycotts are seldom effective.
Placards, slogans, fundraisers and satirical folk
songs only preach to the converted.
So why not play it for laughs?
That appears to be the rationale behind a
brand new advertising campaign launched by a
group called the British Columbia Endangered
Species Coalition. They’ve created a series of
comic strip panels for print and television
called “When Wildlife Strikes Back!” - the
A visit to my finance classroom
I thought you might like to visit one of my
classes, more specifically the one that I
teach in international finance. It is not
going to be as hard as you think; you as well as
many of my students have some background
knowledge already. It is only the more
advanced material that makes one furrow his or
her brow and listen more attentively than
normally.
First of all, there are 100 students enrolled in
my class, over half of which are foreign. There
are a lot of Asiatics, but also Europeans,
Africans, Latin Americans and some from the
Middle East.
Some of the Canadian-born students look a
bit lost in all this group but they perk up when
they realize that a Canadian is teaching them.
This may sound strange but there are a lot of
foreign professors at the university level and
their fluency in English varies.
I get to talk to my South Americans in
Spanish and have one French Canadian who is
pleased to talk to jny South Americans in
Spanish and have one French Canadian who is
please to speak French in spite of our different
accents.
The University of Western Ontario is truly a
polyglot university.
This may sound like a big class and it is, but
only by high school standards. Some of the
beginning classes in economics have over 400.
I see my students twice a week, once for a one-
hour lecture and once for a two-hour lecture.
They are free to talk to me after the class if
they so desire but I also have two hours of what
I call “consultation periods” when my office is
open for discussions of problems or anything
else for that matter. Many of them do take
advantage of this.
I have found that most students have an
attention span of not more than 20 - 25
minutes; after that their mind starts to wander.
For this reason I try to inject a bit of humour
now and again or tell them a story which has
either a direct or indirect connection to what
we are discussing.
In the two-hour class getting and keeping
their attention is somewhat harder but I work at
it and by and large we manage to get through
Arthur
Black
theme of which is: suppose animals started
doing to us what we’ve been doing to them?
One panel shows an orca dumping a barrel of
steaming toxic sludge into a kiddie’s bathtub.
They poison our water! reads the cutline.
Another shows a BC salmon standing behind
a hedge, holding a fishing rod, trolling over a
park bench with a donut on his hook as bait.
They threaten our populations! it reads below.
Another one shows a mighty cedar thrusting
up through a broken sidewalk right in the path
of a confused-looking burgher. What do they
want? gasps the cutline.
Well, what the BC Coalition wants is to get
our attention again. They realize that the silent
majority is fed up with loggers screaming at
tree huggers and Save-the-whale types
screaming at fishermen. They also know that
because of past tactics, both parties have close
to zero credibility with the public. So why not
a jokey, absurdist ad campaign that paints the
endangered plants and animals as the true
villains of the piece?
My favourite: a full-colour panel that shows
Raymond
Canon
The
International
Scene
the material.
My classroom is an amphitheatre with plenty
of board space (which I use all the time) and an
overhead projector (which I seldom use).
There are no windows so nothing outside can
distract them.
They have a mid-term and a final exam and
a combination of three tests or essays which
make up 15 per cent of their final mark.
They naturally complain that these are all
very demanding but I reply that it prepares
them for the real world. At any rate it all
producers a media mark of about 65 which
keeps the university happy.
They have to pay attention at today’s lecture
about derivatives, a word which many people
have heard when reading about the financial
world, but which very few seem to understand.
One of the mechanisms I discuss is called a
“covered interest arbitrage” which means that
you invest some money in, say, a certificate of
deposit or a term-deposit by utilizing the
forward exchange market.
This may sound a bit complicated and I
suppose it is, but it is something like buying
fire insurance on your home.
We go through it step by step, and they are
free to ask questions as we go along.
It is difficult to get a Canadian textbook on
international trade and finance so we have to
make do with an American one. However, I
express all my examples in terms of the
Canadian dollar or its value in foreign
currencies.
That helps the students and, as the
Americans use the same name for their
currency as we do, the adjustment when
reading the text is not as hard as if the text was
written using an European currency.
Toward the end of the year I am graded by
a bear wearing a hardhat and goggles, ripping
into the foundation of a bungalow with a
chainsaw.
Destroying our habitats! is the caption.
And in that spirit, not to mention in the
public interest, I’d like to use this space to pass
along a Bear Alert recently issued by the
British Columbia Ministry of Natural
Resources:
In light of the rising frequency of
human/grizzly bear conflicts, the government
is advising hunters, hikers and fishermen to
take extra precautions in the wild, particularly
in bear country.
We advise everyone in the outdoors to wear
little, noise-making bells on their clothing so
as to forewarn bears of their presence. We also
advise those people to carry at least one
canister of pepper spray at all times in case of
an encounter with a grizzly.
Encounters with black bears are seldom
dangerous, so it is a good idea to watch out for
fresh signs of bear activity, and to be aware of
what type of bear is most likely to be in the
vicinity. Accordingly, it is helpful for
outdoorsmen to be able to recognize the
difference between black bear and grizzly
manure, or ‘scat’.
Black bear scat is smaller and contains a lot
of berries and nuts.
Grizzly scat has noisy little bells in it and
smells like pepper.
the, students as to the effectiveness of my
teaching. This, by the way, is done on all
professors. There are no less than 14 different
questions with the 15th question being on your
overall effectiveness.
I would be less than honest if I said that
some of the students do not like some of the
things I do; the same things seem to appeal to
other students so it is frequently a case of
damned if you do and damned if you don’t.
Overall I am happy with the results but it is
wise not to dismiss all criticism out of hand;
every teacher should know that there is always
room for improvement.
Incidentally these assessments are made
public to the student body.
I am looking forward to teaching the same
course next year when I will have another 100
students wondering if I will live up to my past
reputation. The course is never the same two
years running as I have to make sure it is as up
to date as possible.
It is an enjoyable, if at times hectic, task and
I am pleased to put to good use my many years
of experience.
Letter
Continued from page 4
and Donna Taylor.
Winners of landscaped businesses are: first,
Remember When, Elaine Scrimgeour; second,
Blyth Festival Theatre, Karen Stewart; third,
The Old Mill, Dick and Glenyce Snell.
A big thank you to all the folks who have
looked after community flower beds. It has
really shown the civic pride that abounds
throughout the village. Bill, Murray and Ken,
our village crew, were always there when they
were needed. We couldn’t have done it without
you.
Now is the waiting game. The awards
ceremony is being held on Sept. 30 in
Edmonton. We will have a delegation to
represent the village at that time.
Regardles: of whether we will win an award,
we are all winners. Our village is beautiful.
Sincerely,
Bev Elliott, Chair of Blyth Blossoms
Nationally in 2000.
Bonnie
Gropp
The short of it
I’ll miss you, Hugsy!
You cannot possibly imagine how
eagerly she is counting the days.
Soon after you read this my daughter
will be embarking on a much anticipated
adventure, a new beginning. Moving to
Toronto, into an apartment, starting college in
a course of study that both excites and
challenges her has been a greatly discussed
topic for,’well, years at our house.
And it’s a good thing my husband and I don’t
suffer overmuch from inferiority complexes,
because she has made no bones about the fact
that she can hardly wait to leave.
We know, you see, that it’s nothing personal.
Mark and I have reminded each other time and
again that her desire to fly, or perhaps flee the
coop would be more apt, is proof that we have
at least done something right. As parents there
is satisfaction in knowing that you have raised
a child who is independent, strong and fearless
enough to meet the challenges that will come
before them, not to mention eager to do so.
Nonetheless, her hope is my despair. I am,
though certainly caught up by her excitement,
fighting a feeling of dejection.
Two children before her brought on the same
disquiet until I ultimately came to realize
things really don’t change all that much. I cried
rivers of tears after dropping each of them off
at their respective new homes, knowing full
well how blessed I was that they could be
taking this new adventure, here to enjoy yet
another step to maturity. Then, much to my
surprise, when they returned home for a time
after graduation, it was with the recognition
that much as I loved them being around, they
no longer seemed to fit.
Surprisingly to me, their independence has
been rather pleasant. Not in each other’s space
nor on each other’s nerves has made for a more
harmonious relationship, all grown up but still
my babies. And so I came to accept the new
phase of my life and enjoy being more of an
observer than an active participant in theirs.
Thus, having been in this situation twice
before and I believe matured by the experience.
I’m rather nonplussed by my increasing, and
all too familiar, sense of melancholy. I would
have thought I was prepared, ready.
Not even close.
As I walk into her room, she is busily
packing things, planning what she will take,
what she will leave behind. She is animated
even carrying out these ordinary tasks, and I
drop off what I was bringing to her and turn
away. Or stand foolishly, looking for things to
do or say that will keep me with her long past
the reason for my initial visit.
When with verve and energy she answers
others’ questions about her plans, I practise fhe
trick of every, if they’re honest, mom and
shut her out. There is nothing new I can
hear about the school, the apartment, her
hopes, that I haven’t heard before. And right
now, anyway, it’s really hard to match her
excitement.
I know that in time not so far ahead, I will
welcome her phone calls, her chats, her stories
of new friends, new escapades, new education.
I will soon be eagerly awaiting her visits home,
and though a touch sad, when departure
arrives, quite likely heaving a sigh. For we will
become used to her absences, we will adjust to
the quiet spaces once constantly filled with her
lively personality. I will adapt, but I would be
dishonest if I didn’t say I wish I didn’t have to.
I will miss you, Hugsy.