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Come on, it’s only a game!
■y JT Then it comes to sports I am not
1/1/ particularly interested. Generally
V F speaking, 1 look upon them as
dangerous and tiring activities performed by
people with whom I share nothing except the
right to trial by jury.
- Fran Leibowitz
At the risk of having some rabid reader track
me down and bite my ear off, I’m going to go
out on a limb and confess that I’m with Fran.
I don’t care much about sports.
Curling is a yawnfest, football is confusing,
basketball is a freak show, soccer is a snoozer
and baseball is about as dynamic as a sermon
from Preston Manning.
Hockey? 1 haven’t been excited about
hockey since Bobby Baun scored a game
winning goal on a broken leg - and THAT
happened when dinosaurs walked the earth.
So I don’t follow sports.
The downside comes when some guy sidles
up to me at a barbecue and mutters, “Did you
see that three pointer by Kaleem
Kerjabberwong last night?”
I don’t know if he’s talking about golf,
badminton or the All-Irish Invitational Hurling
Playdowns.
The upside of sportsphobia? I don’t have to
dicker with unsavoury scalpers or sit glued to
the boob tube for hours on Sunday - I save a
bundle of dough and tons of time.
Plus, it’s good for my health. It means I will
probably never suffer from ESAD.
End of Season Affective Disorder, doncha
know. A British psychologist claims increasing
numbers of British soccer fans are coming
down with it.
“Football fans clearly hold a deep-rooted
relationship with their team” says Doctor John
Castelton. “The (end of the season) could
This MPP should get a medal
An opposition MPP who helped a
reporter get inside a jail and expose its
appalling conditions has been
subjected to the full weight and majesty of the
Ontario government when he should have been
given a medal.
Dave Levac, the Liberal critic on
correctional institutions, was asked by The
Toronto Star to assist in getting its reporter in
the Don Jail here, after several judges
substantially reduced sentences they gave
defendants because of the hard time they had
awaiting trial.
One judge called the jail an embarrassment
to the Canadian criminal justice system and
another said it is a medieval, brutal place far
below what a civilized society should provide.
Levac pointed to the judges’ criticisms as
evidence conditions were dangerous to
prisoners and staff, and to the public because
convicted criminals are being put back on the
streets early. However he was unable to stir
much interest in the opinions of a backbench
MPP.
The Progressive Conservatives’ ministry of
public safety and security refused the reporter
admission, ostensibly because of the threat of
spreading SARS, and Levac, who as an MPP
has a right to visit, agreed to take the reporter
and a member of his own staff in with him.
Levac told another of his staff to let the jail
know he would arrive with “two people,”
which the aide passed on as with “two
assistants.” and the jail did not ask if either was
a reporter, because it had no reason to, and
none ot the three visitors volunteered it. All
passed scrutiny for SARs and went in.
fhe reporter wrote the building reeked of
vomit, urine and grime and there was an
incessant, mind-numbing din of hundreds of
prisoners yelling and banging.
Arthur
Black
cause an existential crisis. Fans will feel a
void, or loss.”
Doctor Castelton has been instrumental in
setting up a helpline in Britain which grieving
footie fans can dial up to hear recorded
football-game sounds such as goal
celebrations.
Alternatively, I suppose, those fans could
Get A Life.
If the absence of sports is bad for your
health, it’s not surprising that the presence of it
might be good. Back in 1998 when the French
soccer team won the World Cup, 26 million
French fans who were watching went nuts.
But one Frenchman didn’t join the delirious
nation-wide celebrations. Doctor Frederic
Berthier of Nice was hunched over his
computer, crunching medical data. He
discovered that on the five days leading up to
the final against Brazil, an average of 33
French males died each day of heart attacks.
But on game day, only 23 men croaked
coronarily - a decline of 30 per cent.
Same thing for French women - heart attack
deaths dropped from an average of 28 a day
pre-World Cup, to only 18 on the day of the
game.
The doctor’s conclusion: the heart attacks
dropped because the joy of winning relaxed
people.
“Decreased activities and/or euphoria before
Eric
Dowd
From
Queen's Park
“Prisoners stand on each other’s shoulders to
hoist themselves up against the bars,” she
wrote, “just to get a glimpse of the sky in little
windows.”
Cells meant to sleep two contained three and
sometimes four prisoners, with the extra
occupants sleeping on thin, smelly mattresses
on floors on which toilets often overflow.
Bigger holding cells were jammed and one
inmate was shouting T can’t breathe.’
The reporter’s visit has turned out to be
crucial to the public’s knowledge of conditions
in the jail, because public safety minister Bob
Runciman has argued the judges did not go
inside and relied on second-hand information.
Levac suggested mildly in the legislature the
jail’s conditions are “nothing to write home
about” and urged the province to build a new
one.
The conditions the newspaper described are
difficult to defend, so Runciman focused on
shooting the messenger and accused Levac of
maintaining a Liberal tradition of putting
prisoners’ rights ahead of everyone else’s.
The minister went to the extremes of saying
the Liberals want jails with golf courses, riding
stables and pool tables and attacked Levac for
taking the reporter in, calling it a fraud, abuse
of an MPP’s privileges and “beyond belief.”
The Tories asked the legislature’s integrity
commissioner, former judge, Coulter
and after the game could result in less stress”
he theorizes.
Of course, the catch-22 is: your team has to
win. The doctor didn’t report any statistics
about heart attack frequency back in Brazil.
I don’t think we should put a lot of stock in
either the French or British findings. If
supporting a losing team was mortally
dangerous, the streets of Toronto would be
deserted. The Raptors reek, the Blue Jays play
like ruptured ducks and the Maple Leafs
haven’t won a Stanley Cup since Champlain
sailed up the Humber.
But the sports fans - in Toronto and
elsewhere - carry on. Sports teams may falter
and fail, but the true fans never say die.
They also never forget. - as George Wylie
discovered recently. George is a bricklayer
today, but he spent his glory days as a striker
for the Watford football team. His greatest
moment on the pitch: the goal he scored in a
match against Plymouth Argyle in the 1984 FA
Cup semifinal. It was the only goal of the game
and Wylie booted it in. It meant victory for his
team and elimination for the Plymouth
Argyles.
Last month - 19 years after the goal - a total
stranger walked up to Wylie at a building site,
sucker-punched him to the ground, chewed off
his ear and whispered “Plymouth” into the
other one.
The doctors managed to sew Wylie’s ear
back on. Which is good. He not only looks
better, he’s more able to hear other ‘fans’
sneaking up on him.
Always helpful to remember that the word
‘fan’ is just an abbreviation.
The proper term is ‘fanatic’.
A.Osborne, to investigate whether Levac in
helping the reporter into the jail breached the
code of conduct laid down for MPPs.
The commissioner found inevitably the MPP
was part of a plan to pass the reporter off as a
member of his staff and thus did not meet
standards required by parliamentary
convention, although he added this was merely
an error in judgment and deserved no penalty.
The Tories are refusing to let go and are
complaining that Liberal leader Dalton
McGuinty was behind the whole thing. They
used a minion to sneak his Toronto Star friends
into a jail which proved again what they have
been saying that he is “not up to the job.”
Levac clearly got the reporter into the jail by
allowing it to believe she was on his staff,
although he never specifically said so.
But most voters will believe it was a minor
deception that was justified and government
can lock up a lot of things but not their right to
know.
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The short of it
The serenity zone
There is only one thing wrong xyith a
holiday, like all good things it must
come to an end.
And mine, which like most flew by with
relentless speed, was amazingly, refreshingly
good. It began as planned by re-affirming the
bonds of family, visiting and socializing with
siblings and parents. It ended in blissful
solitude and quiet lakeside, the perfect way to
recharge the batteries and get this girl back in
top order for work.
My cottage retreat is the ideal summer idyll,
as picture perfect as it is stress relieving. The
lullaby of a gentle surf eased me into slumber
each night, then awakened me softly each
morning when I was ready. After six days, one
could not help but feel ready to take life on
again. It was my serenity zone.
Co-incidentally, it was while on vacation
that I discovered a magazine article discussing
serenity zones and the need for each and every
one of us to find ours. The secret step to
making serenity happen and keeping stress at
bay, it said, is to stop thinking of time for one’s
self as a treat. Instead we should look at it as a
long-term investment in ourselves. Everyone
knows that stress is unhealthy resulting in
everything from headaches to high blood
pressure. Yet, few will actually make the
alterations in lifestyle to alleviate some of the
problem.
There is no question that people today are
stressed. Adults are striving to balance career
and family, which for babyboomers often
includes not just our own children but assisting
with the needs of aging parents. Distance
frequently separates us fiom loved ones,
making the ability to keep in touch, to extend
help, even more challenging.
Young people too are facing nore pressures
with greater competition for higher education
and increasing costs associated with inivers'ty
and college attendance.
Let’s face it, most of us feel as if we are
running in circles. There is too much to do and
too little time in which to do it.
But do we actually have less time than those
generations before us? Surprisingly, it would
seem the answer is no. According to a study
people in the 1960s actually had 33.9 hours a
month of free time, while today the average
person has 38.7 hours.
What has made the difference, however, is
the distribution. Three decades ago, several
hours in a Saturday could be dedicated to
relaxing, indulgent pursuits. What has
changed, is that our free time comes now in
snippets, five minutes here, 10 minutes there,
which makes for less effective use.
The other downside of this is that even
should you use the few minutes of spare time,
the task that is looming at its end will seldom
be far from your thoughts. At least such is the
case for me. There is always that other load of
laundry to throw in, a meal to plan, bills to pay,
and on and on. These reminders insinuate
themselves into my thoughts making any
attempt at relaxation invalid.
But last week, miles away from outside
influence, from the telephone, the workplace,
the television, I filled my eyes with a view of
sky and water, my ears with the music of lake
and birds, my mind with bocks. I was calm
and relaxed.
And then it was Monday and reality. Such a
shame my serenity zone is so far away.