The Citizen, 2001-07-04, Page 5Final Thought
Gossip is mischievous, light and easy to
raise, but grievous to bear and hard to get rid
of. No g.,)ssip ever dies away entirely, if
many people voice it: it too is a kind of
divinity.
— Hesiod
THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, JULY 4, 2001. PAGE 5.
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Smile — you're on candid camera!
Had a touch of excitement on my
leisurely tootle into town this
morning. Came over a hill and
spotted a woman in a van parked' at the
side of the road. She had the driver's
window down and she was pointing a gun right
at me.
What did I do? Took my foot off the gas
pedal, of course. The woman in the van was a
Mountie and the Roscoe in her mitt was a radar
gun.
It's always a bit of a jolt when somebody
points a gun your way. When it's a radar gun
you have a situation that is both alarming and
potentially expensive.
Mind you, we've got it soft. Canadian cops
are, pussycats in the speed trap department. If
you want to be well and truly bushwhacked
and shaken down by the Boys in Blue, head
south, my friend.
To U.S. Hwy. 301 in north central Florida,
to be preise. It runs through two little
whistle-stop burghs named Lawtey • and
Waldo.
Eleven hundred people call Waldo home and
about 700 live in Lawtey. They're fishing
villages, really — except the catch isn't fish -
it's cars. Each year the two towns rake in over
a half a million U.S. dollars in 'highway
revenue'.
How do they do it? Piracy, pure and simple. ,
The local constabulary sees to it that
ridiculously low speed limit signs are posted
around blind curves and in dips in the road.
Then they park their unmarked cruisers on the
shoulder a few hundred yards further down the
road and wait for the fish to arrive. Pretty soon
have a hard time keeping the population of /
various countries in my head and, to be on
the safe side, I frequently have_ to resort to
my trusty Cambridge Factfinder.
However there is one statistic I am not likely
to forget for a while; this planet now has its
second country with a population over a
billion. India achieved that dubious distinction
as a result of its recent census when it was
determined that there were 1.05 billion people,
more or less, living in 3,166, 829 sq.
kilometers. This is about 180 million more
since the last census taken 10 years ago, an
increase which is about six times Canada's
total population.
To make some form of comparison, this
works ,out to about 336 people per square km.
Canada, on the other hand, has just over three,
Anyone living in India may be 'excused for
feeling a bit crowded at times.
The most populous country is, of course,
China, with 1.3 billion people but the density
does not match that of India's since the country
is considerably bigger, three times larger to be
exact.
While the birth rate of both countries is
slowing down, China's is dropping much more
rapidly than India's due to its advocacy of a
one-baby-per-family policy. The result of all
this is that, before the middle of this century,
both countries will level off at about 1.5 billion
each, with India having a slight edge.
With such a steady increase in the
population; most people looking for suitable
work, any work for that matter, find it a
monumental problem. The country's labour
laws are somewhat archaic, making it difficult
to get rid of employees already hired, no matter
how incompetent or marginal.
they're flagging down 'speeders' as fast as they
can wave.
The fines they levy are outrageously high
and the amounts are whatever the cop feels like
making up, because they often don't even
bother with radar.
Mind you, the drivers don't have to pay
right away — they can always -go directly to
jail.
There's a knee-jerk justice of the peace
who's always on call and more than willing to
rubber stamp them right into the local slammer
which will never be mistaken for the Ritz
Carlton. The drivers - mostly tourists and
frequently Canadian - usually cough up on the
spot
A spokesman for the American Automobile
Association admits it's an unbelievable
situation. "It's amazing these towns are
allowed to exist in this day and age.
The fines represent 75 per cent of Lawtey's
total revenue and 50 per cent of Waldo's. These
two towns are writing more tickets than
Miami,"
Actually, there's a whole stretch of highway
that extends up through Georgia and West
Virginia where motorists run a speed trap
gauntlet. They ought to rename it The Spanish
Main.
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In addition, the civil service is also rather
bloated and there are periodic efforts to reduce
its size, although the results are usually
considerably less than hoped for.
Just to show you how long it takes to turn the
yearly population around, the present rate of
increase has dropped from 2.1 to 1.9 per cent.
This has been brought about chiefly by a higher
level of education, especially among women.
In addition there is a steadily increasing access
to information, generally through television
which has reached remote villages all over the
country.
Literacy is also increasing from 52 per cent
10 years ago to about 65 per cent at the present
time and again women are in the forefront of
this increase.
When you have population growth of such a
magnitude, a government has its work cut out
for it creating jobs for the millions that come
on the labour market each year. Any such
improvement has to come about partially from
liberalization of labour markets and this brings
about disruptions in its wake.
India is a democracy, unlike China, and
economic disruptions of almost any kind tend
to result in instant public protests by those on
the receiving end, which could even result in
the government of the day being overthrown.
You will understand, then, why the desire to
But even legitimate speed traps - if that's
not an oxymoron - are infuriating, because
basically we're, getting fined for being
dumb. We know we shouldn't speed, but there
we are, fumbling through our wallet to
find our driver's licence and registration
while • we stammer out half-baked
excuses to a clearly unamused officer of the
law.
Still, it is nice to know that once in awhile
the jackboot is on the other foot.
As in the 'case of two constables in the
Lothian district of Scotland who were nailing
motorists left and right with a radar gun
recently, when suddenly the speed gauge on
the gun went bananas, recording an
approaching vehicle travelling in excess of 500
kilometres an hour.
It was about that point that the RAF Harrier
jet screamed over the cops at treetop level and
disappeared.
The radar gun was fried and the cops were
ticked - even made an official complaint to the
local Air Force base.
Which is when they found out the experience
could have been a lot uglier.
An RAF spokesman explained that the
Harrier's target-seeker had locked on to what it
had interpreted as enemy radar. This should
have triggered an automatic air-to-surface
missile attack on the police cruiser and its
hapless occupants.
Lucky for-them the Harrier wasn't carrying
missiles that day.
I'm glad that, aside from a traumatized radar
gun, no harm was done.
But I still want to buy that pilot a beer.
leave such a crowded country bringS about
such desperate measures. Many of the refugees
come under what can only be described as
rather tragic conditions but now and again there
is a bit of humour to be found which illustrates
their desperation.
I once was shown the document of an Indian
"engineer" who attempted to get into Cant.da
by using bogus documents for which, it turned
out, he had paid the equivalent of $1,000.
Among his "academic qualifications" was one
that stated he had come in first in the
university's annual three-legged race. He was
part of a whole planeload which attempted to
come into Canada by the back door, i.e.
Halifax. This entry point was chosen because it
was believed that immigration officials might
be less vigilant there.
Many of the other documents, by the way,
were just as spurious. The officials were on
their toes, however, and the whole planeload
was sent back.
The comments of the airline bringing these
people and then having to take them back were
not recorded. It is just as well; they were
probably unprintable.
Enjoy!
Acouple of funny (not ha ha, but rather
out of the ordinary) things happened
to me the,other night. Summer is here
and with it came Grade 8 graduations. Several
were occurring in our area, literally at the
same time', so our staff split up with cameras in
hand.
Of all the things we cover, the Grade 8
graduations are often approached with a bit of
trepidation. Why? Let's just say that trying to
pull together a group photo at a Grade 8
graduation can be a chaotic scene. Twenty,
more or less, exuberant young people are not
always easy to get corralled, let alone
organize then keep still. Add to the equation a
swarm of parents and grandparents excited by
the milestone as well as by seeing their kids all
cleaned up, and the situation can be distracting
at best, frantic usually.
But here is where the first funny thing
happened. My assignment was a piece of cake.
I arrived at the Brussels Legion at the
appointed time and was barely, in the door
when a parent asked me what I needed done
then saw to it. The graduates came outside in
what was, considering the situation, an orderly
fashion. Then in just minutes they were lined
up ready to go. As they waited for one peer
who had not yet arrived they managed while
still being typical teens, to behave in' a
mannerly, mature manner.
As I stood by, then later as I took their
picture, I thought how proud their parents
must be. They were a lovely group of kids, not
just for the time and effort on appearance, but
most importantly for their behaviour. Maybe I
caught them in a weak moment, I don't know,
but ifso, for that moment they were wonderful
ambassadors of today's adolescents.
• The task was completed with ease, and in
record time esen with the wait, I was free to
go.
It was then, walkigg away that I exp .rienced
the next funny thing. For a moment. for just a
second, I actually thouglIt I ,might cry. Feeling
rather! abashed I scoffed myself for the
foolishness.
But then again why not be emotional?
Watching the milestones of a young life is a
sentimental occasion. They measure not just
accomplishments, but the passage of our own
lives.
Each day brings a child one step closer to
becoming an adult, but that move on to high
school is the first one that really sets them on
a different path. They make decisions that will
affect their lives. Their friendships will often
be outside the familiar circles, their interests
will broaden, their challenges will be new.
And,• as if a wand has beer. waved, a
bemused Mom and Dad are just a little startled
to see a beautiful young woman, a handsome
young man where once their baby had been.
My first Grade 8 graduation to attend as a
parent was way hack. If memory serves me
correctly I remember feeling proud, excited
especially for him, but also a little shell-
shocked. How did this young mom get to the
point of having a child in high school.
And, now, almost 15 years to the day after
he graduated from elementary school, illy son
is still attending Grade 8 graduations, as a
teacher.
My husband and I too have attended many
since that first. They have all been bittersweet.
fond goodbyes to the past, full of pride and
hope for the future.
So I offer my congratulations to the 2001
grads and their families. Enjoy every step
along the way. ,
What's a billion? 336 people per sq. km.