The Citizen, 1998-09-09, Page 5The
Short
of it
By Bonnie Gropp
A Final Thought
One thing worse than being on the wrong
-side of an argument is being in the middle
of it.
International Scene
By Raymond Canon
Arthur Black
THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, 1998. PAGE 5.
Caution:
nap in progress
I love sleep because it is both
pleasant and safe so use.
Fran Leibowitz
I have a confession to make: I sleep on the
job. Always have. "Way back in my youth,
when I worked as a tar-and-gravel roofer, I
snatched cat naps behind the chimney when
the boss wasn't looking.
Later, as a seaman on a rusty tanker
lugging crude oil from Venezuela to Halifax,
I liked to creep off to the afterdeck and catch
40 winks in the belly of the pythonesque rope
lines piled there in huge, fragrant coils. I can
still smell the seductive scent of hemp and
oak they exuded, as I dropped off.
Over the years, I've slept in delivery vans
and broom closets; on hard-backed chairs
and board room tables — almost always at the
company's expense. It wasn't until a few
years ago, when I achieved the luxury of my
very own cubicle with a door on it, that I
made a point of shelling out a few bucks for
a Salvation Army chesterfield and took to
snoozing on the job in .earnest — not to
mention comfort.
Hockey stars get Porsche convertibles for
The Education
Scene
The longer I watch the machinations taking
place in the province's education system, the
more I can sympathize with parents whose
children are currently somewhere in the
system. Many of them must be totally
confused about what or who is right, and I
suspect that a lot of children will be sent off
this September wondering what horrible
things are going to take place,
My education took place under what might
be described as the "old-fashioned" or
traditional method; that of my children was
during the reign of the progressive advocates.
In looking back over what I was subjected
to, I found little to criticize. The teachers
could mainly be described as "battle-axes"
which was probably a good thing, given all
the unexpected acts of which we were
capable. In Spain .we listened to a lot of
propaganda but, given that the Franco
dictatorship was very much alive, that was
probably to be expected.
In Canada I remember the effort the
teachers made in English classes and many a
time I was kept in after school to work on
some particular point of grammar or spelling.
I owe what command Ihave of English today
mainly to these teachers and I decided to go
back once to tell them that.
At any rate I have been following the
efforts of Tony Blair and his government in
England to come to grips with somewhat the
contract perk. Demi Moore demands her own
hair stylist and a personal - trainer for all her
movie shoots. I get a lumpy, second-hand
couch by my desk.
Not that I'm complaining. On the contrary,
I consider myself to be singularly blessed. I
know that I'm luckier than 95 per cent of all
the half-awake, couchless office drones I
know.
I also know that I am — for once — ahead of
my time.
It's too bad we-North Americans attach
such an ugly stigma to the concept of on-the-
job naps. Other cultures aren't nearly so
short-sighted.
The Spanish and Italians figured out the
benefits of recharging one's batteries at mid-
day some centuries ago — and invented the
siesta.
Ingenious! A three, sometimes four-hour
break in the middle of the working day.
Time enough to have a decent,
unhurried lunch, to go for a leisurely stroll, to
chew the fat with some friends, read a book,
do a crossword, snuggle with your
sweetie and — most important — snag some
sack time.
We need it, you know. Scientists reckon
that at least 50 per cent of the population
nowadays is grievously sleep-deprived.
Most of us could use at least an hour of
unconsciousness more than we're currently
same problem as we are experiencing in
Ontario. It has been fascinating. The British
are not happy with what has been turned out
in the education system; there are strong
teachers' unions and they are concerned
about the rising cost.
In Ontario we had the Hall-Dennis Report,
in Britain it was the Plowden Report. One of
the main goals of the latter was to abandon-
the "whole class chalk and talk" of the
traditional era and embrace instead
progressive teaching. The teachers were to
spend less time talking to the whole class and
pupils" wereto spend more time alone or in
groups, carrying out, at their own pace,
projects related to learning. Such things as
phonics were frequently dropped because
they were too dull and thus hampered
progress.
Now many of the tenets of the Plowden
Report are being dropped because they have
not achieved their goals. When criticism of
these methods was first raised during the
Margaret Thatcher era, it was greeted with
outrage by the teachers' unions. They
objected to such criticisms as, "they seem to
produce excellent results when they arc in
the hands of well-qualified teachers but are
more dubious in their effects when they arc
not."
At any rate Mrs. Thatcher dropped the
issue and it is Tony Blair who has brought it
back in full force, this time with more far-
reiching results.
The Blair government was not impressed
with how well British students did in maths
and sciences when stacked up against other
Statistics compiled by researchers down in
the U.S. indicate that on average, we're
sleeping at least two hours less a night than
our grandparents did. The results are
depressingly obvious — a legion of baggy-
eyed, under-performing serfs who aren't
nearly as alert or as energetic as they ought
to be on the job.
Those same American scientists reckon
that drowsy, yawning workers are costing the
U.S economy $70 billion a year in lost
productivity.
Our biological cousins aren't that stupid.
Apes and monkeys may never have figured
out how to come down out of the trees, but
they're smart enough to sleep between 10 and
12 hours a day.
Olympic athletes have seen the light (or
dark) as well.
They make a point of bedding down at
least eight hours every night — and they make
sure they take a 90-minute nap each day as
well.
Some day, one hopes, smart employers will
grab a clue and set aside guilt-free nap rooms
for their employees.
In the meantime, you and I could function
as counter-insurgents. We could strike a
blow for listless workers everywhere — and
plant the seeds for workplace revolution in
our own bosses' minds.
Do the Big Kahuna a favour: nod off at
your desk today.
countries. Neither were we, for that matter.
At any rate what Mr. Blair is putting in
place in the school system over there would
make me feel right at home since it
resembles remarkably the system in which I
grew up. Mr. Blair has stopped complaining
that the problems of the system are due to a
lack of money rather than the teaching
methods or the way they were run.
Inspectors these days are criticizing
teachers for insufficient use of whole-class
teaching, phonics or other traditional
methods.
I could go on but by now I think you get
the point of what is taking place. Of course
there are critics of the changes taking place,
but what else is new? Associated as I have
been with the teaching profession for so
long,I am still careful in assessing statements
about the current state of affairs, whether
they be made by the ministry, the teachers'
unions, or any other group. Far too often they
turn out to be self-serving and all too
frequently wide of the mark.
When Fread different comments on the
British educational scene, I am hard-put at
times to realize that they arc all talking about
the same system. Does that not sound
familiar?
Not all bad
No news is good news.
Were we, in this business, to put a slightly
different intent on this adage, then take it to
its most literal conclusion, the assumption
would be that the only information to be
considered newsworthy would be negative.
There are some, I suppose, think this is what
we believe. There have been criticisms from
disgruntled customers over the years who do
not want to hear the bad and sad stories from
us. Unfortunately, as a 'news'paper the court
cases, accident reports and police busts are a
necessary evil for us.
And from my perspective it can drag you
down. I have often wondered how lawyers,
judges and police officers keep from
becoming intensely jaded dealing with the
darker side of society on a daily basis.
Because from my desk the negative stories
can get a little wearing.
However, my holiday break must have
worked, because despite the heavy influx of
typical full moon complaints last week, not
only did nothing get me down, but I
suddenly became aware of the many good
news items out there. Though some were a
result of human tragedy, they are
nonetheless inspiring tales of remarkable
courage and/or kindness.
While watching a TV report on spinal cord
injuries, I was not just impressed by the
victims' gutsy determination, but also by the
benevolence of complete strangers. One
man, since his story was first told publically,
has been receiving gifts and heartening
messages from a couple he has never met.
Likewise, the crash of Swiss Air Flight
111 is a story of profound human sadness.
But before the last page is written there will
be, I'm sure, uplifting chapters relating
examples of charity and bravery, of people
helping and caring for people.
There are more familiar heroes, whose
efforts require sacrifice by taking very
personal stories and making them public in
an effort to make others aware of specific
issues. For example John Davidson made a
journey this summer in honour of his son,
Jesse,,a victim of Duchenne Muscular
Dystrophy. Enroute to his goal of $10
million for genetic research, Davidson's
selfless endevour was rewarded by financial
support from the many he met as he passed
through towns, cities, and villages.
Sometimes regular folk must stand in the
unwelcome brightness of the limelight for
their cause. In just a few weeks, cancer
survivors will lead off annual Terry Rox
Runs in their communities to help raise
funds for cancer research.
And it's not just the high profile stories
that can restore our faith in humanity. There
are examples constantly of neighbour
helping neighbour. The hand extended in
friendship to someone alone. A kind word
spoken in just the right way at just the right
time. Sacrificing in some small way to make
a big difference in the life of someone else.
Or a hug when the pain is so great that
there is really nothing in the world can make
it better other than to know there are those
who care.
Every day we arc inundated with sordid
tales of people hurting and killing, of cheats
and beggars. But amidst it all, if we just pay
attention, there are wonderful stories that
prove some news is good news.
signing. John Travolta gets a Lear jet as a getting.