The Citizen, 1999-09-22, Page 5Arthur Black
They don’t sing ‘era
like they used to
A reporter once asked Mel Torme, the
silken-throated jazz singer, why he persisted in
singing “the old songs’’ - the ones written in
the 30s, 40s and 50s.
“Because they’re better songs than anything
written today,” Torme replied.
He pointed out that “the old songs” were
really poems, written by word masters at the
top of their craft. Old time songwriters
actually thought about what came out of
singers mouths.
“Beautiful melodies are lovely, but they’re
just the icing. The lyrics are the cake.”
The Velvet Fog knew whereof he crooned.
Popular songs written by the greats - Cole
Porter, Johnny Mercer, Hoagie Carmichael,
Canada’s own Gene Lees - are elegant and
beautiful and profound - themes and thoughts
International Scene
I didn’t say that
History is filled with stories about people
who said something that later became famous
to the extent of being repeated endlessly.
However, most of these statements were made
in times when there were no tape recorders or
other similar devices so the accuracy of the
statement is not always what it is supposed to
be.
Let’s take a look at some of the quotations
which are now generally believed to be
incorrect or attributed incorrectly.
We will start by looking at one of the best
known. Marie Antoinette, Queen of France,
reportedly said, if the peasants did not have
bread, “Let them eat cake!” (“Qui ’ i Is mangent
de la brioche” in the original).
Well, good old Queen Marie did not even
come close to saying such a thing. It was first
heard even before she was bom and the person
most likely to have said it during her lifetime
was the famous philosopher Jean-Jacques
Rousseau.
Closer to our times, one of the most famous
quotes of Winston Churchill was reportedly
made in 1940, just before the Battle of Britain.
He said he had nothing to offer (the British
people) but blood, sweat and tears. What he
actually said was “blood and toil, sweat and
tears.”
He liked this so much that he subsequently
used it several times. It was only then that the
newspapers got around to changing it to what
they thought was a snappier version - blood,
sweat and tears.
Churchill stuck with the original.
The Bible is frequently cited as the source of
“Spare the rod and spoil the child.” However,
it was the English writer, Samuel Butler, who
in the 17th century was the first to use this
expression.
If you want to check your bible, there are
two sources. He that spareth his rod hatest his
son (Proverbs 13.24) and Foolishness is bound
in the heart of a child: but the rod of correction
shall drive it far from him. (Proverbs 22.15).
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and verses so well-crafted they make you want
to carry them around in your head, polishing
them like the gems they are.
Then there’s modern pop music -thd~ stuff
written since the 50s.
Oh, sure, some of it’s catchy and cute, but
most modem pop lyrics are as flimsy and
forgettable as used Kleenex.
And much of it is downright atrocious.
Remember Donovan? In his pop song / Love
My Shirt he penned some of the dumbest song
lyrics ever to violate an eardrum:
Do you have a shirt that you really love
One that you feel so groovy in
You don't even mind if it starts to fray
That only makes it nicer still
In a song called Take The Money and Run,
The Steve Miller band once burped out a
narrative that included this verse:
Billy Mac is a detective down in Texas
You know he knows just exactly
what the facts is
He ain't gonna let those two escape justice
He makes his living off other peoples taxes.
Anybody who’d try to rhyme ‘taxes’ with
By Raymond Canon
I guess you might say that Barber
paraphrased the Biblical quotations but the
quote we use is still his.
Where would we be without a quote from
the movies? One of the best known is
Humphrey Bogart’s “Play it again, Sam!” in
the movie Casablanca.
But Bogart never said that, nor did anybody
else. Ingrid Bergman came closest when in the
same movie she said, “Play it, Sam. Play” As
Time Goes By.
To add to the story, Sam didn’t play it. he
sang it since he couldn’t play the piano.
Maybe Bogart liked the thought that he said
it because I do not recall hearing of him ever
having corrected it.
Josef Stalin would never have made a good
Sunday School teacher, but even he is accused
of creating statements he never made. One of
the best known is, “You can’t make an omelet
without breaking eggs” referring to an attempt
to justify his reign of terror in the 1930s.
If he did indeed use it, he must have stolen it
since it has been around ever since the days of
Robespierre and the French Revolution. Even
President William Taft of the U.S.A, is known
to have used it at least once and long before
Stalin’s time.
Needless to say, nobody dared correct
Stalin.
Over the years, people have loved to
attribute some sayings to Abraham Lincoln but
many of them are spurious. One of the best
known is, “God must have loved the common
people; he made so many of them.”
The quote came from a writer, James
Morgan, whose book about U.S. presidents
alleged that Lincoln made the statement in a
dream. That is where it will have to remain.
The largest single body of misquotes,
A Final Thought
Never walk away from failure. On the
contrary, study it carefully - for its hidden
assets.
- Michael Korda
‘Texas’ ought to be sent directly to the
Lubbock Elementary School of Songwriting.
In the song Live and Let Die, Paul
McCartney takes the Preposterous
Prepositioning Prize with his line
But in this ever-changing
world in which we live in
But for flat-out pretension, nothing I've
heard can touch the lyrics of the flatulent
melodrama MacArthur Park in which Richard
Harris, to his everlasting shame, warbles
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants
If that one doesn’t shatter the Gagometer
nothing will.
Puts me in mind of something a famous
lyricist by the name of Pierre Augustin Caron
de Beaumarchais once said: “Today, if
something is not worth saying, people sing it.”
Pierre made that observation apropos a
performance of the opera The Barber of
Seville.
In 1775.
Plus ca change.
however, have to be statements that students
the world over have taken home from teachers
and passed off as ultimate truth. Things such
as “We don’t have any homework. I got
everything right.”
You probably know them as well as I do.
Letters
Letters to the editor are a forum for public
opinion and comment. The views expressed do
not necessarily reflect those of this
publication.
THE EDITOR,
I would like to extend greetings from
Ontario Command and the Senior Elected
Officers. May I take this opportunity to
express my personal thanks to all Legion
Members and Members of the Ladies
Auxiliary for the time and effort that they have
contributed to maintaining the Legion tradition
of service.
Legion Week is upon us and offers a great
opportunity to tell and show the public what
the Legion is and what it does, not only for
veterans and their dependents, but also for
many communities in the province.
The extent and effectiveness of such
programs as Seniors, Youth Education and the
work of the Charitable Foundation and Ladies
Auxiliary are goals attained by few
organizations. The Legion has a great history
of community involvement and the efforts of
all members to improve the quality of life for
veterans and citizens of Ontario is most
commendable.
We wish members much success in Legion
Week activities and trust that when it is over,
the public will be much better informed about
accomplishments of The Royal Canadian
Legion.
Jack Frost, President
Ontario Command.
THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 1999. PAGE 5.
The
Short
of it
_____By Bonnie Gropp_____
Why so angry?
A friend got mad at me once, really angry.
That I hate you, never want to see you again,
boiling rage that surges with intensity, then
eventually simmers itself dry.
It was a gorgeous summer day, a time of
camaraderie and fun. Playing ball on a
neighbouring piece of land, I was admittedly
behaving in a less than exemplary manner to a
school friend who had a tendency to be a little
self-absorbed, rather spoiled to my point of
view. Earlier in the day, her bossiness had
annoyed me so much that I had become rude
and unkind.
Add to this the fact she discovered no one
was picking her for their team because I
essentially convinced them to boycott her and
she exploded.
And I was unnerved.
I guess it was seeing a full-blown temper
tantrum from the other side that was
terrifying. The fact that what I had done had
incited such irrational, ugly spewing, that I
was the target of someone’s venom, left a
lasting impression.
It was not that I hadn’t seen people upset
before. Certainly we all get exasperated from
time to time and lose our temper. But growing
up, as my memories serve me, it was rare to
see someone so under the spell of their
frustration that it controlled reason, common
sense and self-control.
I’m not sure the same can be said today.
Is it just me, or does there seem to be an
inordinate amount of rage out there? From
Littleton where children shot children, to our
own doorsteps, people seem so angry, so
ready to assume the worst, to jump all over
people for presumed injustices or slights.
And what really puzzles me is that the anger
is so often taken to the extreme over nothing
more than inconsequentials.
To prove my point, because it is an area with
which I’m familiar, I would draw your
attention to letters to the editor. This section of
the newspaper is a forum, to speak your mind
and express opinion. I have often received
letters from opposing writers whom I applaud
for their ability to disagree without
contentiousness. It is a talent.
Intelligent debate means having an open
mind and respect for the other side. It means
letting someone know you disagree without
making them feel demeaned. However, the
need to lash out unkindly seems all to familiar.
Road rage is another example of the
pervading mood I seem to be noticing in
society lately. We’re all in a hurry, we’re all so
impatient. Putting myself on the hot seat, I
admit I have become frustrated, have turned
the air in my car blue, because of someone
crawling in front of me or some jerk with his
bright lights sitting on my back bumper.
But I don’t take it personally. After all, the
slow guy in front is probably annoyed by me
tailing him while we know what the guy with
the lights is saying about the crawler in front
of him.
Wouldn’t we do well to fall back on some
faithful adages — take a deep breath, think
before you speak. I know when someone
particularly upset phones to ask about writing
a letter, I typically suggest they do so. It is
good to vent, it is good to air your feelings.
But once written, I recommend they wait a
day or so before sending.
They agree and often I never get the letter.
Pfoceeding with caution, after all, is sound
advice when dealing with volatile material.