The Citizen, 1999-09-08, Page 5THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 1999. PAGE 5.
Arthur Black
Black, white and
re(a)d all over
When h? were children, words were coloured.
Harlot' and 'murder' were dark purple.
- Louis Macniece
I remember when I first realized that I was a
slave to colour. It was 1989 and I was buying
a car.
I'd never bought a new car before. The
salesman was telling me about all the colour
choices I had. There were, I believe, four that
year.
My finger stabbed the photograph of the car
with the ice-blue finish.
“That one!” I yelped.
“Nobody else has a car that colour.”
Which was true - prior to 1989. But that
year, 14 trillion and six shmoes just like me
bought cars with the ice-blue paint job.
Today, there are so many cars that look like
mine the paint job amounts to perfect
camouflage. I have to tie a pink ribbon to the
aerial so I can find my heap in a parking lot.
My question is: who decides? What
shadowy board of governors declared that
1989 would be the Year of the Ice Blue Car
Finish?
Who. for that matter, decreed that every
kitchen range and refrigerator manufactured in
the 60s would be harvest gold, or that pukey
avocado'?
It turns out there’s an American group that’s
primarily responsible for calling the colour
shots as we know them. Each year, the Color
Marketing Group of America convenes and
decides which colours are In and which
colours are destined for the slag heap of
fashion history.
You may not be aware of it. but you’ve just
lived through the Green Era.
The colour green was extremely big in 1998,
but right now it’s as dead as Preston
Manning's plans to install a five-pin bowling
alley in the basement of 24 Sussex Dr.
The new ho‘t colour is-blue.
Why, you ask? Because the Color Marketing
Group of America s^ys so, that’s why.
But they’re only giving blue a short ride ,n
the driver’s seat - the rest of this year, at most.
The new colour for the millennium is - are
you sure you’re ready for this?
Orange.
So who exactly decides all this? And why?
Depends on whether you believe tails can wag
dogs or not.
The tint tycoons on the Color Marketing
Board of America insist that they don’t make
the calls. They just interpret trends. They
claim it’s you and me who pick the hues.
And we don’t do it because we’re fickle. We
choose tints that “reflect the spirit” of the day.
When times are tough, we lean towards darker,
more conservative colours like navy, burgundy
and hunter green.
If we feel good about the future, we opt for
flashy yellows and reds.
Cool colours are, the prevailing wisdom has
it, ‘intellectual’. Bright and flashy colours are
strictly reserved for folks found treading water
in the shallow end of the gene pool.
It's a theory, I guess - but it’s one with
which the Russians would undoubtedly
disagree vehemently. The Russian language
contains the word ‘krasnya’. Krasnya means
‘red’. It also means ‘beautiful’.
On the other hand, the German philosopher
Goethe wrote: “...savages, uncivilized
nations, children have a great fondness for
colours in their utmost brightness and
especially for yellow-red.”
Well, I dunno about the bright colour/savage
nature correlation. I do know that another
fairly famous chap once wrote about colours.
He wrote: “I like bright colours. When I get to
heaven I mean to spend my first million years
in painting. I expect orange and vermilion will
be the dullest colours on my palette.”
The chap who wrote those words was hardly
an uncivilized savage. He was Winston
Churchill.
And I like to think his musing goes some
distance to explaining the spectacular sunsets
we’ve been enjoying of late.
International Scene
About the match
My first efforts to learn how to plow were
not what might be called an overwhelming
success. In fact, the word failure comes to
mind much more easily.
It was only when I learned to drive a tractor,
which I did even before I got around to a car,
that some remote semblance of order came
into my efforts.
But I left farm work without being known
far and wide as a plowman of any great skills.
I did, however, take with me a deep admiration
of those whose plowing skills seemed
effortless.
This is why the International Plowing
Matches, which are held in Ontario each year,
are of more than a passing interest to me. I, as
a neophyte, can see the masters at work
carrying out their task with such skills that as
a young farm worker, I could only dream
about when learning just how hard farm work
was.
These plowing matches have been held
every year since 19I3 which means they
continue to be of great interest to farmers. In
addition, farm machinery, as most other
mechanical devices in our society, has
improved greatly over those 86 years.
Like many of our other long-standing
institutions, these plowing matches have their
origin in Europe where such events, which
caused both great interest and rivalry among
farmers, have been held ever since the 16th
century.
In England there was for a time even a
religious festival associated with the matches.
Plow Monday was the first Monday after
Epiphany. Traditionally this was the first day
of the farmer’s year, when the ground was
deemed fit to be worked and it was thus
understandable that deity would be invoked to
By Raymond Canon
bring about bountiful crops.
For one reason or another this religious
connotation had lost its importance by the 17th
century only to be revived for a time in 1945,
a gap of 300 years. Shortly after the end of the
war in Europe the Bishop of Chichester was
asked to bless the plow, “the sign of all our
labour in the countryside.”
Another aspect of the matches was
introduced in the post-war period, that of
having a truly international match. In 1947 the
top Canadians went to Great Britain only to
have the match cancelled due to miserable
weather, which, the Brits claimed, had been
brought by the Canadians.
In I960 the Canadian champion, Bob
Timbers, of Mount Albert, had a bit more
success, going to Rome to compete. He left the
bad weather at home and came in fourth.
In 1968' the Canadian event had a truly
international and widely known figure take
part, that of Colonel Sanders, of KFC fame.
He demonstrated that he was capable of more
things than preparing secret recipes for
chicken by agreeing to plow in a challenge
match with the mascot of Wellington County.
He won!
There is no truth to the rumour that he had
trouble getting to the field as the area
chickens, recognizing him, went about
picketing the match in protest.
This year’s match, called the International
Plowing Match and Farm Machinery Show, is
to be held in Huron County on Sept. 21 - 25
outside the village of Dashwood, just west of
Exeter. This will follow hard on the heels of
another famous event, the Zurich Bean
Festival which is traditionally held the
previous month.
The winners will, as usual, go on to plow
against the champions of other countries.
Letters
A Final Thought
Always give your best, never get
discouraged, never be petty; always
remember, others may hate you. Those
who hate you don’t win unless you hate
them. And then you destroy yourself.
- Richard Milhous Nixon
Letters to the editor are a forum for public
opinion and comment. The views expressed do
not necessarily reflect those of this
publication.
Writer’s poem
questions whether
price is right
THE EDITOR,
The Price is Right?
The County came down like a wolf on the
fold
Of the seniors, the infirm, the mentally old.
As if they were expendable, so it would
seem
If they did not comply with a rent raising
scheme
Brought on by the county’s amended Admin
Where a $l property took a high spin.
We can only surmise that it all will depend
Whether cash or humanism wins in the end.
Clare Vincent.
Look for them
With my work complete on Tuesday, I
returned for the first time in several weeks to
a silent, and relatively tidy home.
It’s back to school this week for our young
people, a return to schedule and routine, after
summer hours crammed full of work and
socializing.
Young and lovely, they display a variety of
countenances as they embark on the first day
back. There are the little ones, cherubic faces
showing wonder and not a little apprehension.
There are tears, soon forgotten as a new
experience begins to unfold, showing promise
of adventure and fun.
There are the worldly Grade Is, made
confident by having one year behind them, but
still innocent enough to be eager for the one
stretching before them.
While those in the middle -and senior
elementary classes have realized it’s uncool to
want to go back, youthful exuberance soon
has them tearing down the pavement to rejoin
their friends in the schoolyard.
Secondary school students display a
convivial reluctance, accepting the inevitable,
through if asked preferring an alternative.
Watching them, remembering, you realize
they are all the same, yet all so very different.
For some the years ahead are a challenge to be
met with tenacity and competitiveness. For
others they will be a trial. There are those who
will choose a wrong path, who will lose their
way.
But more importantly, and often most
forgotten are those who, no matter how
slightly, will make a difference. It is an aspect
often disregarded when considering our
youth.
And that is unfortunate. Recognition for
positive action is particularly important to a
generation often given short shrift.
The Ontario Community Newspaper
Association is now accepting nominations for
the Junior Citizen of the Year Awards. Each
year, recipients of this award, all between the
ages of six to 18, proved that there is a
wonderful resource in our communities — our
youth.
The program isn’t a competition, it is about
recognition. Nominees are acknowledged
with a certificate for community service,
heroism, making contributions while dealing
with limitations or for simply making life
better for others.
From the names submitted, up to 12 will be
chosen to receive the award, presented by the
province’s lieutenant governor.
In my time with this newspaper, only two
area young people have been nominated for
this award. There are, I’m certain, dozens
more in each community worthy of a
nomination.
Perhaps what we expect from ‘heroes’ has
kept us from considering these kids so
familiar to us, the ones we meet on the street,
who mow our lawns, coach our teams as
possible candidates. Perhaps the generation
gap is too wide for us to see the ones who find
a solution to their own problems or fundraise
for a cause not necessarily important to an
adult.
These kids deserve some attention. It only
takes a few minutes to pick up a form at our
office and nominate someone.
So, in the days ahead, as you see these
young people heading to the bus or to school,
ask yourself if any of them have done
something for which they should be thanked.
Then do it.