The Citizen, 1999-07-14, Page 5THE CITIZEN. WEDNESDAY, JULY 14, 1999. PAGE 5.
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Draw me a dollar
Money is what you’d get on beautifully
without
If only other people weren't so crazy about
it.
Margaret Chase Harriman
Ever stopped to think about money? Not
money the abstract. Money the concrete:
loonies, toonies, fives, tens and twenties.
We’re talking about paper, here. Paper and
base metals. The words on the front of the
coin/bill say it's worth 'X dollars’...but
they’re just words, folks.
We would be just as far ahead swapping lead
washers, plastic beads, bus transfers or
bubblegum wrappers - except for the fact that
with money, some government somewhere
says “pay to the order of ...” The stuff is only
worth what somebody tells us it’s worth.
I’m pretty sure that thought must have
occurred to J.S.G. Boggs - otherwise, why
would he have begun painting money?
International Scene
By Raymond Canon
Get rich quick
The recent American action of placing a
bounty of $5 million U.S. (Can. $7,350,000)
on the head of Slobodan Milosevic as several
other Serbs accused of atrocities, shows that
the spirit of free enterprise is alive and well
south of the border.
Immediately there was considerable talk
about bounty hunters taking advantage of this
offer to make themselves a bit of extra cash. I
think that most people, if they have any idea at
all of the role of a bounty-hunter, are basing
their picture on what they have seen in a few
Westerns, Hollywood style.
I must confess I was in the same category
until a few years ago, when I was standing
outside the office of a bail-bondsman in San
Diego waiting for a friend of mine to pick me
up. I asked him, when I got into his car. just
what a bail-bondsman was and out of this
conversation came my knowledge of a bounty
hunter.
Bail bondsmen lend money to defendants
who are about to be tried in court. Out of this
they earn a not-considerable fee but, if the
defendant skips his or her trial, as about one in
seven do, the loan immediately becomes a
risky one. The bounty hunter is hired by the
bail bondsman to catch and return the fugitive
within a specific period of time. If he is
successful, he is paid a fee of generally 10 per
That's what Mister Boggs does - he’s a
graphic artist who happens to grace his
canvases with representations of money. He
draws painstaking replicas of American tens,
twenties, and fifty-dollar bills.
And then he attempts to use them as actual
currency.
Understand that Mister Boggs is no run-of-
the-mill counterfeiter. His painted bills are
much larger than real ones. The colours are
deliberately wonky.
Sometimes he messes with the wording on
the bills.
And he only paints the front side of the bills,
and then signs the blank backside - just like a
standard work of art.
And it’s driving the U.S. Treasury
Department absolutely nuts.
Boggs is what you’d call a Conceptual
Artist. He draws, say the front side of a $20
bill, goes to a restaurant, orders a meal, then
attempts to ‘pay’ with his artistic rendition of
legal tender.
Sometimes, the waiters go for it. Sometimes
they think he’s a freak.
The waiters who go for it are the smart ones.
There are serious art collectors who slaver for
cent of the bail amount.
In the United States there are approximately
7,000 bounty hunters and, judging from their
success rate, they are quite good at their job.
About 35,000 defendants jump bail each year
and no less than four out of every five are
caught and returned to face justice.
This is certainly a better rate than that
racked up by traditional law enforcement
agencies.
Part of the reason for their success is that
they are allowed to take far more liberties than
the police in trying to catch up with the bail
jumper. For openers they can enter a fugitive’s
house without any search warrant, they can
chase him from one state to the next without
worrying about extradition rights and can
either restrain or transport a fugitive without
conforming to the restrictions placed on
officers of the law.
Strangle enough, these freedoms are not
given to them by law; they are part of the
agreement with the bail bondsman that the
defendant enters into at the time of the
transaction.
It is sometimes argued these bounty hunters
should be subject to the same restrictions as
are traditional law enforcement officers. After
all, they do not have to take any training,
qualify for any licence and there are no
minimum requirements. Defendants are,
therefore, open to abuse and there have been
cases when bounty-hunters have been sued or
arrested.
an original “Boggs bill”. They'll pay a
minimum of $300 U.S. for one of them.
So what’s the problem?
Tunnel vision at the U.S. Treasury
Department. They contend that Boggs is
“counterfeiting”. They’ve had the Secret
Service charge Boggs; they’ve confiscated
hundreds of pieces of his art. They’ve
promised to send him to jail for a very, very
long time.
And every time they’ve dragged Boggs into
court, the judges and juries have laughed in the
governments gormless face and dismissed the
charges.
Still, the U.S. government is a very large
adversary. Why doesn’t Boggs just give up and
start painting hamburgers like Andy Warhol?
That’s the irony of the situation: he can’t
stop. Boggs is countersuing the government
for harassment. He has to keep drawing funny
money to earn real money to pay his lawyers.
He says if the Feds weren’t trying to browbeat
him into not drawing money, he’d have quit
doing it years ago.
The Bible tells us that the love of money is
the root of all evil. It’s the root of some
bedrock stupidity, too.
However, to date juries do not seem to be
too sympathetic to injured fugitives and
further-more the system does not cost the
taxpayers anything.
In addition the bounty hunters serve to keep
down the number of people incarcerated
awaiting trial at a time when the American
jails are almost overflowing.
One of the strangest statistics I came across
is that defendants under the supervision of a
bail bondsman were more likely to show up in
court (85 per cent) than even those who had
paid their own bail (78 per cent).
This is certainly one example of free
enterprise which seems to be doing its job
efficiently.
Who is to say that some of these 7,000
bounty hunters might not decide that
Milosevic or one of the others is a prize worth
trying for.
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A Final Thought
Love your life, poor as it is. You may
perhaps have some pleasant, thrilling,
glorious hours, even in a poorhouse. The
setting sun is reflected from the windows of
the almshouse as brightly as from the rich
man’s abode.
Henry David Thoreau
By Bonnie Gropp
Hist-erical
My childhood home was in a newly
developed subdivision. It was a typical brick
bungalow, pretty spiffy I thought then, but in
retrospect. I'd have to say fairly
unimaginative.
I didn’t recognize as a youngster what I have
come to see now is a love affair with older
buildings. What 1 did know was that any I
visited held a charm for me which though I
didn't understand was evident even to my self
absorbed, naive mind.
Visits to my cousin's large two-storey
farmhouse, once owned by my grandparents
were full of fun and mystery. Never terrified
by the distance from second floor to first floor
when alone, a visit from the town mouse
seemed to make my cousin wary of the
familiar. Trips upstairs were never made
alone.
Our grandparents’ house held adventure.
From basement to attic, from the coal stove to
the flying rodents, there were wonders never
seen in my new home.
Later in my public school years I became
friends with a new girl whose family lived in
a sprawling old house. It was then I began to
notice that a house can have personality. Its
wooden framework, curving balustrade and
high ceilings were telling me something,
though my sensitivity wasn't fine-tuned
enough to completely understand the subtle
messages. I simply knew I loved to visit, I
loved to be in that house.
When my husband and I purchased a
century home two decades ago, it was a dream
come true — though nightmare has come to
mind more often for my poor warrior. During
renovations, we have come to know the dark
side of owning a piece of history — primarily
the expense.
But the fact that my home has been in the
community for almost as long as the
community has existed, that people lived,
loved and cried there continues to fascinate
me. My children's voices are not the first it has
heard, our feet in swift ebullience or slow
melancholy are not the first to tread its stairs.
My house comes with a past, its own
charisma, its own stories to tell.
Thus, you can perhaps understand why I
was saddened at a recent council meeting by
discussion on the possible demolition of an
historic downtown building. Should it happen,
one cannot lay blame; I know all too well the
cost of owning a white elephant.
Yet, as a colleague recently noted, and
perhaps this is somewhat symbolic of society,
while a community will rally financial and
voluntary support for the construction of
something new, it places little value on
something old.
I am not an 'hist-erical' person. But I
recognize that what happened before has
importance. And I am certainly not alone in
my admiration for an older building’s beauty
and for what it can teach us, not just about the
past but about ourselves. There is value in our
earlier buildings, you have only to look at St.
Jacobs to see it.
Yet, though an idealist, I am not blind to
realism. This building is in disrepair.
Sometimes things go too far to be reversed.
However, I would only hope that council give
this piece of history the respect it deserves and
considers carefully that removal is the only
way. After all. I’m certain most would agree,
a hole on main street has absolutely no value.