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Animals making
bid for planetary
driver’s seat
Blessed are the meek.:
For they shall inherit the earth
Matthew 5:3
A lot of thoroughly scientific people would
subscribe to that Biblical quote. Most of
them would add that 'the meek' will turn out
to have six legs, a shiny brown carapace and
a penchant for living behind stoves and under
refrigerators.
Cockroaches. Scientists figure if anything
can survive, flood, plague, drought and/or
nuclear Armageddon, it will be the
cockroach.
Maybe so, but a lot of other animal species
appear to be making a bid for the planetary
driver's seat. In Ireland, authorities are
confronting the problem of 'urban horses' --
herds of hundreds, perhaps thousands, of
semi-wild horses that roam the suburbs of
Dublin at will.
In Moscow it's 'basement mosquitoes' that
are giving residents a massive collective
migraine. Apparently these mosquitoes breed
in the watery sub-basements of Moscow's
grim and badly-built high-rises, emerging
International Scene
By Raymond Canon
The Czech republic
first glance
For the next little while you will be
reading articles written somewhere in
Eastern Europe; for most of the time, they
will be written in the Czech city of Frydek-
Mistek, located close to the Polish and
Slovakian borders. If you have a hard time
finding it on the map, so did I when I found
out that I might be going there for a few
months.
However, in due course I arrived here late
one evening by train and now the city is very
much a part of my life.
Before coming, I recharged my batteries in
Switzerland for a few days. Seeing old
friends and old sights in Douanne and
especially St. Gallen did me a world of good
and, after a night in Nuemburg, I left my
leased car at the agency and started the 11-
hour train trip to Frydek-Mistek by way of
Prague.
For openers, this is the first country I have
been in for years where I could not speak the
language. I am learning Czech but it is not
easy. In less than a week I have used English,
German, Russian and French, the latter with
a cleaning lady who was bom in France but
who has spent the last 50 years here. She is
delighted to have someone with whom she
can speak French.
As my Czech gets better, I will try to use it
more, but in the meantime most of my work
will be in English and German.
Two things impress me about the Czechs.
One is their remarkable achievement in
each spring in ravenous clouds.
"They don't hibernate in the winter," says a
Russian spokesman, "and unlike normal
mosquitoes, they lay eggs without ever
having fed on blood...we're witnessing the
advent of practically a whole new insect."
And then there's The Fighting Muskrat of
the Netherlands.
I am not making this up.
Back in 1906, a Dutch count visiting North
America fell in love with that lovable little
rodent, the muskrat. On a whim, he bought a
half a dozen of them and had them
transported back to Europe.
There were a couple or three things the
Count obviously didn't know about his new
pets.
Number one: each female muskrat can
produce as many as 50 offspring a year.
Number two: in the Netherlands, the
muskrat has no natural enemies.
Number three: next to making little
muskrats, muskrats most like digging
labyrinthine subterranean tunnels. Dutch
officials estimate that a single adult is
capable of excavating approximately 13
wheelbarrows of earth per year.
When earth's the only thing that stands
between your country and the North Atlantic,
you can understand why the Dutch are a tad
nervous about their muskrat population. Last
sports. We all know how good they are at
hockey, but they have commendable
achievements in tennis, football and
gymnastics. I will probably see quite a few
hockey games here if time permits; I have
already had a few discussions in the merits of
Canadian and Czech hockey.
The other great accomplishment is in the
realm of culture. Many Canadians have heard
of Smctena and Dvorak, but there are a host
of other composers. In addition, Czech
orchestras are very good, and I am looking
forward to going to concerts. In short, the
Czechs will see to it that my cultural life is
not neglected.
Shortly after my arrival, I went out for
lunch with one of my colleagues. I paid for
the lunch - about 110 Czech crowns, which
is about $5 Canadian. If you think that this is
cheap, it is, but only for a Canadian. Let me
explain.
In this country, the average wage is 10,000
crowns a month, which translates into about
$450. Thus, the meal that I had may have
been cheap for me but it would not have been
for a Czech.
Some other prices here - bananas at 50
cents a pound; a cup of coffee, 30 cents; a
one litre bottle of fruit juice, $1.40; a train
ticket for 30 km., 50 cents; gasoline, $1.10 a
litre.
No bad for us, not good for the Czechs.
This means that for Canadians the Czech
Republic would be a cheap place to visit but
for Czechs, Canada would be very expensive.
If you will pardon the expression,
Canadian boys would go ape over Czech
girls. They dress well and are extremely
pretty. They tend to be a bit shy but among
year they trapped and killed 326,893 critters,
without even making a dent in the muskrat
population. Last month, officials in The
Hague authorized the hiring of another 500
trappers, even 'though, as one trapper puts it,
"This is a war we cannot win."
Ah, but that's on the other side of the
ocean, right? Nothing to worry about here in
Canada.
Wrong. The animals are on the move here
too. Have you visited a park lately? Canada
Geese have taken over. Ravens are stealing
groceries out of the back of pick-ups from
Whitehorse to Flin Flon. The biggest and
sassiest raccoons I've ever seen live not in the
bush, but in the back alleys of downtown
Toronto.
You have to watch your step when you go
for a walk after sunset by English Bay in
downtown Vancouver.
That's when the skunks come out. They
practically eat from your hand.
This morning I nearly got mugged by a
crow. He was dropping clams on my
driveway. Missed me by six inches.
Coincidence? Maybe. But I'm digging out
my hard hat just in case.
By the way, you know what to do if an
amorous pit bull starts humping your leg,
don't you?
Fake an orgasm.
themselves they are lively enough.
I can say the same thing about the boys:
they are very good-looking in a way that
Canadian girls would like.
Since I don't really trust the water here, I
have been sampling the beer, and my opinion
is that it is the best in the world. This is not
because it is 12 per cent alcohol, but it is
really good-tasting. The district beer,
Radigast, is first rate, but my preferred
beverage is fruit juice, which I can readily
buy, or else coffee or tea. I don't even ask for
milk.
In case you are wondering, yes,
McDonald's has reached the Czech Republic.
There are three in Ostrava, a nearby city, and
it is rumoured that there will be one in
Frydeck-Mistek next year.
I have yet to try McDonald's food, but it
seems to be a favourite place for mothers
since there is a play area where the children
can play while the mothers chat and have a
coffee. Incidentally, McDonald's is expensive
for the Czechs.
One last thing - I am impressed with the
obvious affection shown young children.
This is something that I noticed when I was
in Russia, and I am wondering if it is a Slavic
trait. This is not to suggest that there is little
affection elsewhere, just that is is more
noticeable here. Czech mothers are given a
generous maternity leave, which adds to the
positive picture.
A Final Thought
Every situation has its humorous side.
The challenge is to find it.
There are plenty of
good people among us
Everywhere we look there are good
people.
Each year a committee selects from a
number of nominations its choice for Citizen
of the Year from each of the Bly th and
Brussels areas.
And every year I give silent thanks that I
am not on that committee.
Choosing one person over dozens of
worthy individuals is not an easy task,
because, you see, it all depends on our own
feeling of what makes a person special. I
have heard some suggest that it is wrong to
single out one, while others are equally, if
not even more, selfless. But conversely, isn't
it better to acknowledge someone, then none
at all? Generally, we do seem to have a habit
of ignoring the positive.
This week, the committee chose their
recipient for Brussels and reading the
nomination forms there was one thing that
really affected me. Each week this busy
woman has made a point of taking fresh
flowers to the lobby of Huronlea to bring
some springtime into the lives of those
living, and working, there.
It is acts like this that to me make a person
special. Selfless, without fanfare or
notoriety, it's simply human kindness, an act
to brighten the lives of those around you,
squeezed into an already busy schedule.
I have always been awed by those truly
good people, who manage to continually do
the right thing, say the right thing and know
when to extend a hand of friendship and
when to afford privacy. They are the first at
the door with a card. They are the first with a
kind word on a day when the world has been
particuarly spiteful to you.
They are the people I wish I could be, but
hard as I try I have accepted that is unlikely.
While attempting to emulate them may bring
me closer, I doubt I'll ever make it.
Benevolance to these gifted people is a
natural instinct, grace an in-bred quality.
It's also work. While everyone recognizes
the hours given by volunteers, few think of
how time-consuming it can be to be a giving
person. I know one woman who makes
being a friend a full-time occupation. She is
the one at the doorstep when someone is in
need. She makes it a point of remembering
everyone's special occasions and attends
every event she is asked to. Her hugs are
spontaneous, generous and appreciated. She
shares gifts of humour and empathy.
And to paraphrase the old adage, if friends
were money, she'd make Bill Gates look like
a pauper.
Granted, this world would be nothing were
it not for the take-charge folk, the ones who
focus on a challenge and like a brilliant and
vigorous thunderstorm, charge the air with
energy and change. They fight for a cause
with the passion of an artist for his muse.
Yet, in the path swathed by the whirlwinds
whose dizzying, high-profile efforts, are
noticeably visible, the quiet deeds of the
unassuming can often be blown away.
While the former are special because it is
they who strive to better our lives, let’s not
overlook the latter who, just by knowing
them, make life better.