The Citizen, 1995-05-31, Page 5Arthur Black
International Scene
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THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, MAY 31, 1995. PAGE 5.
Pizza —
a window
on your world
We live in an age when pizza gets to
your house before the police.
Jeff Marder
What would you say is Italy's greatest gift
to civilization? The masterpieces of
Michelangelo?
The music of Rossini or Verdi?
The machinations of Machiavelli? The
larynx of Caruso? The films of Fellini?
How about the pizza?
Hard to think of any Italian creation that's
touched more minds - and bellies - around
the world. You want statistics? Consider
this: in an average day, Canadians buy
approximately $500,000 worth of Pizza
Pizza pizzas. (No, I'm not stuttering. Pizza
Pizza is a chain.)
Half a million dollars worth. That works
out to approximately 7,000 kilograms of
cheese, 6,000 kilograms of dough, and about
5,000 litres of tomato sauce.
And that's just Pizza Pizza. Imagine the
numbers when you factor in Pizza Delight,
Pizza Hut, Pizza Palace, Pizza Heaven,
Piece o' Pizza and all the other pizza
parlours in the phone book.
Ah - but is the pizza really Italian? For
Political rains
in Spain
Having written about the turbot tussle
between Canada on one side and Spain with
its European allies (more or less) on the
other, it might be as good a time as any to
describe what is going on in Spain at the
same time as fishermen were pelting the
Canadian embassy in Madrid with fish, not
to mention the government's decision to
make all Canadians, no matter how touristy
they were, obtain a visa before entering the
country.
Throughout the entire brouhaha, I often
thought that the Spanish prime minister,
Filipe Gonzalez, was secretly envying his
Canadian counterpart Jean Chretien. While
Mr. Chretien has been basking, ever since
his election last year, in the glow of public
approval, Mr. Gonzalez sees himself at the
head of a scandal stricken minority
government for which favourable news is
something very hard to come by. How he
must have latched on to the fishing dispute
as a way of taking people's minds off all the
other negative aspects of the government's
behaviour.
Earlier this year the former head of the
country's famous Guardia Civil, which is
something akin to our RCMP, was captured
in faraway Laos, after he fled the country in
the face of allegations of corruption,
including the amassing of a huge personal
fortune.
It took a lot of time and effort on the part
of the Spanish government to track the
perpetrator, Luis Roldan, to his hiding place
in Laos and it should have turned out as a
feather in the cap of Mr. Gonzalez for
accomplishing it. Instead it turned into a
fiasco which made the prime minister look
both inept and foolish.
The Laotians revealed that the papers
years, conspiracy theorists like to think that,
as surely as JFK was killed by a cabal of
Masonic curlers from Gimli, so the pizza is
not Italian, but North American. Show a real
Italian one of our pizzas, they claimed, and
they wouldn't even recognize it.
Well the American Firsters were right.
And wrong. A citizen of Florence or Venice
might have trouble identifying, say, a deep-
dish double cheese with pineapple slices in a
cardboard box...but that doesn't mean
Italians don't know pizza.
In Italy, pizza is a thin bread, flavoured
with oil and salt. Sometimes they might toss
in a few tomatoes or anchovies as a garnish,
but generally speaking you'd have trouble
finding in Italy any of the high rise pasta
condos we're used to on this side of the
water.
At least, that's the way I found it. I haven't
been to Italy in 25 years. Perhaps nowadays
the "American" pizza is as common as Coca
Cola.
One thing is certain - the pizza is solidly
entrenched as a food favourite. It's
reputation is secure - and not just in your
home town and mine. Over in Hong Kong a
publisher by the name of Jimmy Lai has just
hired 10 new reporters for a newspaper he's
about to launch. Where did he find his
candidates for the 10 jobs?
In pizza delivery vans. Reason: traffic
congestion is the number one nightmare in
Hong Kong - and who knows better how to
which authorized Roldan's extradition were
faked (which they were) and that the Laotian
police inspector referred to in the papers did
not even exist.
In reporting the event, the Spanish interior
and justice minister, could not get his facts
straight and it took three press conferences
to restore some semblance of credibility to
the government.
In addition, this came at a time when there
was another government investigation going
on with respect to the use of illicit
government funds in the largely clandestine
war against Basque separatists groups in the
north of Spain.
This war resulted in at least 26 deaths,
deaths which Mr. Gonzalez claims he knew
nothing about since his government had not
endorsed it. Polls taken at the time show that
about half the country did not believe him.
The most frequently heard comment was
that Spain had become an international joke.
And that was before the fish war which
resulted in several nations besides Canada
hauling in Spanish trawlers for illegal
fishing.
Even the Spanish Civil War (1936-39)
cannot be forgotten, much as that would be
desirable. A row has broken out between the
city of Salamanca, and Barcelona, the capital
of the province of Catelonia. The library in
Salamanca contains documents on the
Spanish Civil War which pertain to the
situation in Barcelona after Franco's forces
overran it. The fact that, until its capture,
Barcelona was one of the centres of the
losing Republican side, only adds fuel to the
fire.
Many intelligent Spaniards realize that
dredging up embers of the war is not in the
country's best interests since so far they
haven't been able to write about it with any
degree of impartiality. As a matter of record,
all the good studies have been carried out by
foreigners.
What makes this row embarrassing for the
prime minister is that his minority
deke through traffic jams than a pizza
delivery man?
"We feel the pizza delivery boys know
how to arrive at a spot the fastest", says Lai,
"the details can be chased by ordinary
reporters."
Makes sense. I foresee the day when pizza
deliverers will be taking polls, selling
encyclopedias and acting as midwives. You
think the guy at the door with your pizza is
just some high school kid trying to make a
few bucks after work? Don't be so sure.
Some kids who deliver for Domino's are
also gathering statistics. Here's what
Domino's analysts already know about you:
• men wearing muscle shirts when
answering the door order pepperoni three
times more often than any other topping.
• people who have pierced eyebrows, lips
or noses ask for vegetarian topping 23 per
cent more often than meat topping.
• if you have wind chimes on your porch,
chances are four to one that you've ordered
olives on your pizza.
Most popular TV show to eat pizza by?
Melrose Place for vegans; Roseanne for
carnivores.
The biggest hour for pizza delivery ever?
The slo-mo pursuit of you-know-who's
White Ford Bronco down the Freeway.
Pizza - more than just a snack food. A
window on your world.
Now...will that be with or without
anchovies?
government is being currently kept in power
by Catalan nationalists and he finds it hard
to resist their demands that the documents in
Salamanca be returned to Barcelona.
At the time of writing the matter still has
not been resolved; it appears that, whichever
side wins, Gonzalez loses.
As indicated even the fishing dispute did
not go the way Madrid intended. After
inflaming public passions to the extent of
allowing people to harass the Canadian
embassy in Madrid, the government had to
learn the meaning of the great Canadian
political tactic, compromise.
Perhaps when Gonzalez and Chretien
were talking about the fish dispute, the
Spanish prime minister sneaked in a few
quick questions about political strategy. I
wouldn't blame him if he did.
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telephone number on file but did not contact
me. According to him the village worker
opened the door so he could remove his cart.
I telephoned the reeve of Brussels who
informed me his workers could enter private
property whenever they feel like it. The
reeve said he has property in Brussels that is
broke into all the time. He saw nothing
wrong with a worker entering through a
window and opening my garage door from
the inside.
Is this a law that applies only in the village
of Brussels? It seems every official I spoke
with justified unlawful entry of private
property. How can this be?
Today, large cities .are rampant with theft
and break and enter violations and officials
and adults in these centres are working
diligently to stop such unlawful actions. In
Brussels, a small village in rural Ontario,
officials are indifferent and feel such actions
are normal and lawful.
Is this a message we are sending to today's
youth, a group in need of guidance from
people in authority, a group who may one
day in the future be elected to an official
office in the village of Brussels?
Kenneth W. Lazenby.
The
Short
of ►c
By Bonnie Gropp
Hawaii, a yacht
& George Clooney
With the championship on the line, my
friend and I knew there was only one way to
win tomorrow's race. But, I was never one to
cheat and take chances; it wasn't that I was a
goody-two-shoes, it was just that I was
always the one to get caught.
My friend assured me, though, that he had
a foolproof plan to get us across the finish
line first. He convinced me to take a trial run
with him to prove how much quicker it
would be and how easily we could pull off
this surreptitious adventure. I soon found
myself on his underground route, travelling
through a mysterious maze of dank caverns
where water swirled around us, and bats
above us. As we climbed slick surfaces and
clung to rocky ledges, there was no sense of
fear, no sense really of anything. We just put
one foot forward as simply, and as carefree,
as if this were a trip to the store, all the while
chatting about casual, everyday things.
When we reached the end, blown up with
our accomplishment, we were told that the
race had been cancelled.
And then I woke up. As is usually the case
after nights like this, I lay for a time
wondering, "Where did that come from?"
My friend died almost 20 years ago and I
can't think of anything happening in my life
to make me dream of caves, races or
cheating.
I know you've all had these kinds of
dreams. Mental activity that happens as we
sleep, dreams are visions that usually tell a
story, however mystifying that story may be.
As we sleep, our subconscious slips into
overdrive, taking events from past, present
and the perceived future, then combines
them into a personal, albeit illogical,
vignettes.
The realism of our dreams has caused
much speculation over the years as to their
meaning, beginning as far back as Biblical
times. An early example is the story of
Joseph interpreting the dreams of a pharaoh.
Dreams have been thought to be
supernatural, to represent the will of the
gods. Some believe that dreams predict our
future, though there is no scientific evidence
to prove this.
Noted pyschologist Sigmund Freud
believed that conscious control of the mind
is reduced during sleep and the thoughts,
wishes and conflicts that a person refuses to
acknowledge when they are awake are
brought out through our dreams. However,
Freud maintained they are expressed through
symbols so even the dreamer can not
uncover their true meaning.
For example, climbing a ladder may mean
a desire to escape, while a mean giant might
represent a big bully.
What could my unconscious mind have
been trying to tell me the other night? It was
an interesting puzzle to consider for a time,
but it could not occupy my mind for long,
because the next night it all began again.
According to tests on the subject people
dream about one and a half hours during an
eight hour sleep. Dreams usually last about
20 minutes and happen at intervals.
Personally, I think I dream much more than
that. There are many, many times when I
awake feeling as if I had just spent the night
at a foreign film festival. There was
something on the screen the whole time, but
none of it made much sense.
Oh well, at least last night's feature
presentation was pretty good. I'll spare you
the nonsensical details. It's enough to say it
featured Hawaii, a yacht and George
Clooney.