The Citizen, 1994-09-21, Page 5Arthur Black
THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 1994. PAGE 5.
Heaven on earth
located near Salem
Tell me, bucko - are you fed up to the
teeth with higher taxes, idiotic politicians,
crooked officials and nasty, pointy-headed
bureaucrats?
Had it up to here with radar traps, dog
licences, and fines for overdue library
books?
Feel like you'll go bonkers if you're forced
to shell out one more loonie for the GST, the
PST, the VAT or the Airport Improvement
Levy?
If this sounds like you, I have a solution.
All you have to do is stick a For Sale sign
on your front lawn, cancel the milk delivery
and move yourself to the Kingdom of
Heaven.
Heaven on earth, that is. You'll find it on a
state map of Oregon, about 30 kilometres
south of Salem.
Actually, you won't. The Kingdom of
Heaven does not appear on official earthly
documents such as road maps. But it's there,
nonetheless. The Kingdom of Heaven covers
14 hectares of rolling Oregon countryside. It
is presided over by a balding, bearded
gentleman with coke-bottle homrims and the
historically resonant moniker of Paul
Revere.
That's Pastor Paul Revere, spiritual leader
of some 200 faithful adherents and titular
By Raymond Canon
Unemployment,
bad all over
When I was in Switzerland this summer, I
saw, for the first time in my life, signs which
referred to the high rate of unemployment
among the youngest members of the labour
force. These people were prepared to work;
efforts should, therefore, be made to hire
them.
I was reminded of this recently when I was
at a celebration of the Swiss national
holiday. It was suggested there that,
although the published rate of
unemployment in that country was about
five per cent (4.6 per cent officially), the true
rale was closer to eight per cent.
I can assure you that, if eight per cent is in
any ways accurate, Switzerland is in far
worse shape than Canada since the Swiss are
used to a rate of one to two per cent while
the Canadians are looking at a rock-bottom
rale of about eight per cent. However, the
current Swiss rate of eight per cent should
come as no surprise since both Canada and
Switzerland, along with every other
industrialized nation, arc looking al a much
higher number of unemployed than is
normal al the current stage of the business
cycle.
Thus, if you have friends or relatives in
Europe, you arc going to hear them
complaining about the same thing as we are.
There even seems to be some truth in the
oft repeated statement that the rich arc
getting richer and the poor poorer. In
Hamburg, Germany, the richest city in
Europe when average income is concerned,
there arc more millionaires than there ever
have been in the past, and yet it has the
highest ever number of people without work.
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head of the not-quite-yct-world-famous
Embassy of Heaven Church.
He hasn't always occupied this position -
or in fact, this name. Not long ago the pastor
was Craig Douglas Fleshman, a clerk in the
U.S. Department of Transport. But one day
Fleshman decided there must be more to life
than a bungalow in the 'burbs, a Chevette in
the driveway and the prospect of punching a
keyboard 40 hours a week for the rest of his
life. So he resigned, retired and re-invented
himself as Pastor Paul Revere, chief
shepherd of the Kingdom of Heaven, Oregon
Branch.
What are the advantages of living in
Heaven? Well, no taxes for starters. Every
April, the pastor receives his Income Tax
form in the mail and immediately chucks it,
unopened in the trash bin. "The Kingdom of
Heaven is not of this world" intones the
pastor. "Jesus did not pay taxes".
Jesus most likely didn't carry a valid
driver's licence either. That's why Pastor
Paul tells his flock to toss their licences, tear
up their social security cards, close their
bank accounts and forget about car insurance
and vehicle registration.
Naturally, all this freedom does not come
without a price tag. Every time Pastor Paul
attempts to drive out of the Kingdom of
Heaven in his white Dodge Dart, he gets
stopped by the cops. The state troopers
remind the reverend that his car isn't
sporting legal licence plates. They also bring
it to his attention that the driver's licence he
Unemployment in the city is no less than 40
per cent higher than the national average in
Germany, due mainly to the disappearance
of one-third of all the industrial jobs in that
city.
Any chart you ever look at which depicts
unemployment in Europe, the thing that
stands out is the high number of people who
have been unemployed for what is
considered to be long-term (one year or
more). Most of these come from the
manufacturing sector and, while retraining
can be considered as something of a
solution, it is not the panacea that some
governments claim for it.
If you have worked for 20 years in a
factory making machinery, and find yourself
without a job, you have to be retrained, but
for what? You may not have the skills or the
inclination to be a computer specialist; it
takes a long while to retrain for anything so
that one can compete on an even footing.
What we are talking about here are white,
blue-collar workers, not first or second
generation immigrants. Germany has a large
number of Turks, France has equally large
numbers of North Africans (from former
French colonies) and there is always the
tendency to blame such minorities for the
high rate of unemployment. However, it is
still something of a truism that such workers
are generally employed in types of work that
the locals are not inclined to do and, for this
reason, their presence has little effect on the
rate of unemployment.
In studying this high level of
unemployment, researchers are finding all
sorts of rather unique situations. In Holland
it was discovered that over 50 per cent of all
long-term unemployed had given up looking
for work because they had found "other
activities to give meaning to their lives:
hobbies, volunteer work, studying or
working in the informal economy."
The researchers concluded that Holland,
shows them (issued in Heaven) is not
considered legal by the Oregon courts of
law.
The pastor is unperturbed. When they
really hassle him he simply goes limp and
refuses to eat until they back off and leave
him alone. "1 would rather lose my body" he
says, "than my soul."
But how to keep body and soul together?
After all, even shepherds in the Kingdom of
Heaven have to eat. Pastor Paul has an
answer. A little paradisiacal cottage industry,
as it were. Pastor Paul flogs Kingdom of
Heaven licence plates and also passports to
the Kingdom of Heaven at 20 bucks a pop.
Lucrative? Even though they aren't worth
the gold-embossed papers they're printed on,
the passports are selling like, well, celestial
hotcakes.
Reminds me of the story of a famous
American public figure by the name of
Bishop Fulton J. Sheen. One night on his
way to give a lecture at the Philadelphia city
hall, the Bishop got lost in a rather bad
neighbourhood. He went up to a tough
looking guy in front of a bar, told him he
was a guest speaker and asked for directions
to the city hall. The tough guy told him
where to go then asked him what he was
going to talk about.
"I'm speaking about how to get to heaven"
said the Bishop. "Would you like to come
and listen?"
"Hell, no" said the hood. "You don't even
know how to get to City Hall."
with its generous and wide-ranging benefits
had produced "a group of enterprising and
calculating unemployed people... the
strategically operating welfare client."
Nor is Holland alone in this; similar
complaints can be heard right across western
Europe.
One last note about Holland; it has
currently only four workers for every three
people on full time benefits.
Perhaps it is time that the Europeans (as
well as Canadians) need to question more
the assumption that unemployment and
indeed poverty can best be handled by
subsidies at the expense of other methods.
Let me explain. How often have you heard
that when somebody gets into trouble or falls
into the poverty category, it is the fault of a
deprived (a number of other adjectives will
also fit) childhood, upbringing, etc., that the
person has gone through? We then bestow
benefits on them, starting at age 16, hoping
that at some time in the future their situation
will change for the better.
For many that does not seem to work too
well. While we are doing all this, could we
not be spending more time studying those
people who have suffered the same
injustices but who have, more or less on
their own, managed to rise above their
suffering and make a success of their life?
Why not look at the methods by which
these people have succeeded and see if they
cannot be applied to those who resort to
some form of welfare at the drop of a hat, or
who arc prone to blame others for their
predicament. Poverty is frequently much
more of a psychological concept as anything
else.
In short, the western world has brought a
certain amount of unemployment on itself by
the very way it has handled the people
affected. It is about time we realized we arc
stuck with high levels of joblessness until we
alter our thinking on the subject.
The
Short
of it
By Bonnie Gropp
He continues
to inspire us
I think most of us would admit that we are
living in self-indulgent times.
The Me Generation of the 80s, difficult
economic times, political correctness and
entirely too much concern over our own
personal suffering and imagined or real
injustices have combined to produce a
society that often seems uncaring, unfeeling.
This past Sunday, I took part in the Terry
Fox Run and what a wonderful experience it
was — to see such a large group of people
involved in something for the sake of others
and be reminded once again of the courage,
selflessness and strength of an amazing
human being.
With the glorious day and much ambition,
I began my walk enthusiastically. As my
legs did get a little stiff by the conclusion
and I’ll admit I'm not one of the brave souls
who can ignore discomfort, my journey was
completed with a little less zeal than it
began.
But, to have put too much signficance on
any personal discomfort would have been
ludicrous, I realized. When consideration is
given to the determination of Terry Fox,
who braved the elements and his own
physical handicap while running across six
provinces, an eight kilometre run under
sunny skies is a humbling experience.
There is not a person alive in 1980 who
doesn't remember and was not moved by the
sight of this one-legged athlete, running 42
kilometres a day in his Marathon of Hope.
We watched from the time he began his run
after dipping his artificial leg in the Atlantic
Ocean in St. John's Newfoundland. We
cheered him on as others along the route
joined in behind him or as he moved alone
through the rain on a dismal, dreary road.
When cancer ended his run on Sept. 1, 1980
in Thunder Bay, half way to his destination,
our hearts were with him.
Terry Fox died June 28, 1981. Thirteen
years later his name and his legacy arc an
inspiration to the world. His determination
and courage touched us; it was the
restoration of our belief in humanity.
In a world which seems too often to care
less, the energies given to the Terry Fox Run
each year are heartening. From the many
volunteers who give their time to organize
the Terry Fox Run, to people eager to
participate or give financial support, the
effort is done with commitment to another's
vision. What began as one young man's
drcam is now a reality in 3,400 Canadian
communities and 35 countries.
Being part of the Terry Fox Run is a very
special feeling. Watching the young people
cycling, running and walking, I realized
many of them weren’t even bom when his
Marathon of Hope began. I wondered if they
would ever really be able to fully
comprehend the magnitude of what it was all
about.
Terry Fox is a national hero, not just for
his efforts on behalf of the Cancer Society,
but for whai he brought to Canadians as
well. He gave us pride.
The people involved in keeping his drcam
alive should also be proud. For a few hours
on a September day, thousands unite to
continue a legacy, to forget about themselves
and give a little to others.
The goodness and generosity he inspired
in 1980, continues today al the mention of
his name.