The Citizen, 1994-07-20, Page 5Ct ArthuH?lack
THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, JULY 20, 1994. PAGE 5.
Dandelion, of course
Genghis Khan. Adolf Hitler. Pol Pot.
Lucretia Borgia. All names that will live
forever in the annals of infamy and villainy.
But far from the only names that belong
on the list. How about ...
Cypress Spurge and his evil cousin Leafy?
Dodder?
Black Seeded Proso Millet?
And the repulsively monickered Tuberous
Vetchling?
Mass murderers? Serial killers?
Psychopathic terrorists?
Naw. All of the above are as common as
crabgrass and as near as your backyard.
My backyard, anyway. All of the
aforementioned are garden-variety noxious
weeds, capable of showing up in the cracks
between your patio stones faster than you
can say "Quick, Martha - hand me the Killer
Kane!"
And these aren't the only verdant varmints
that cry out for vigilance. Alert lawn owners
must also be on the lookout for perennial
pests like the Poisons Ivy, Oak and
Hemlock, not to mention the ubiquitous
Thistle - Sow, Bull, Canada, Nodding,
Russian and Scotch.
I don't know what it's like where you live,
International Scene
By Raymond Canon
What is a miracle?
I was recently reading a book by the
American-Indian Doctor Deepak Chopra,
whose more recent writing is currently on
the best seller list.
At any rate, Dr. Chopra was telling about
the noted British cellist, Jacqueline du Pre,
who became a victim of multiple sclerosis
and died when she was only in her 40s. She
was not yet 30 when the disease struck and
her musical career ended soon afterwards.
For a year she had no contact whatsoever
with the cello but one morning she woke up
to find that she was completely without
symptoms. Not only her muscular co
ordination but also her musical abilities
returned intact. Not surprisingly she rushed
off to a studio and recorded beautiful
performances of cello music by both
Frederic Chopin and Cesar Franck.
This remarkable remission lasted four
days but on the fifth she found that all the
symptoms of MS had relumed and she was
never to experience such a stale of remission
again. However, the question is how
someone, who was already in such an
advanced stale of the disease that the
nervous system could not even move an arm,
could suddenly one day regain such control
over the same system that she could make
such a beautiful recording on what is not an
easy instrument to play.
II was while reading this that, not
surprisingly the word "miracle" popped into
my head. This was followed immediately by
the word "Lourdes" since that is the site
normally associated with the word
"miracle." This is the most famous of all
Roman Catholic shrines for it is believed
that in 1858 the Virgin Mary appeared to a
peasant girl, Bernadette Soubirous, and a
beautiful church as well as a statue of the
virgin stand al the grotto where the vision
occurred. Many thousands of people visit the
grotto each year, many of them in search of
a cure for what ails them. Some leave their
but we've got Weed Police in my neck of the
woods. Undercover agents for the Public
Works Department whose job it is to snoop
down laneways and peer over garden fences
to see if anybody's harboring a clandestine
crop of Burdock, Milkweed or Wild Carrot.
Oh well, keeps them out of the pool hall, I
guess.
The thing that most ticks me off about
weeds is that they're so damned easy to
grow. I'm going to spend the next couple of
months nursing my vegetable garden along
like a flock of premature babies. And for
what? After hours of mulching and
composting and fertilizing and coddling I
will be rewarded with a crop of:
Pencil-sized carrots.
Tomatoes that resemble jade golf balls.
Potatoes so wizened they look like they
came straight out of Tutankhamen’s tomb.
Com cobs the raccoons won't even eat.
Green peas the size (and hardness) of BB
shot and ...
WEEDS! Giant weeds! Rain forest weeds!
Weeds with trunks the size of redwoods and
leaves like elephant ears!
Why is it the crops I want to grow
practically cry out for an oxygen tent and
intravenous feedings, while all around these
anorexic little failures, quack grass, plantain,
knapweed come up like telephone poles?
crutches as evidence of a cure.
Others bathe in the sacred waters of the
grotto spring, hoping that a miracle will
restore them to health.
Once a year, on Aug. 20, there is a
national pilgrimage at which time more
miracles are expected.
Since I had experienced one of my own,
which I shall explain shortly, I stopped off at
Lourdes on my way from Switzerland to
Spain. However, while I can vouch for the'
signs of the miracles, crutches and all, there
was on the whole no indication why these
miracles took place. Since they are religious
in nature, did it take an act of faith? If so,
was this faith more profound than the many
people who went to Lourdes, suffering in
some way, yet were unable to find even the
resemblance of a miracle?
If it has nothing to do with faith, what is it
that causes some people to experience such a
wonderful event and others, obviously just
as deserving, experience nothing at all. I had
to admit that I left Lourdes just as puzzled as
when I arrived there.
I have said that I experienced a miracle. I
most certainly did but this took place when I
was in the fullest of health. About a year
before my arrival in and departure from
Lourdes, I was on my way from school to
play hockey in Zurich. I took a short cut
through a temporary fair building, one which
many others did every day and yet the
building chose to collapse when I, and I
alone, was in it.
I heard and then saw the building cave in
on me and the next thing I remember was
several hours later when I came to in an
examination room of the St. Gallen hospital.
It had taken them two hours to dig me out of
the collapsed building and there was general
astonishment when it was discovered that I
was still alive. The astonishment turned to
wonder at the hospital when the x-rays
showed I had a concussion, a few bruises
and a couple of vertebrae that were partially
crushed on one side.
The doctors told me that the chances of
Weeds really do grow as if they have their
own personal supply of anabolic steroids.
Away back in 1879, scientists at Michigan
State University put several lots of 20
common weed seeds into glass bottles and
set them on a shelf.
Twenty-five years later they dug some of
them out and planted them. Over half of
them bloomed like new and pumped out a
whole new generation of seeds. Then the
scientists put the experiment on the back
bunsen burner as it were, and forgot about it.
In 1959, somebody dug up and planted 20 of
the original seeds again. Three of them
produced viable seedlings - 80 years after
they'd been taken out of circulation.
That doesn't surprise me. I've seen weeds
punch right through the pavement in my
driveway. All I want to know is: what's their
secret? If I could grow eggplant that way I
grow Ragweed, I could change my name to
the Jolly Green Giant and never darken the
produce section of my supermarket again.
But I can't. I know that come harvest time,
the vegetable rows in my garden will look
like the before picture in a Charles Atlas ad.
While the paths between the rows will
look like a closeup of the Belgian Congo.
It's depressing. I need a pick-me-up.
Perhaps a glass of wine.
Dandelion, of course.
coming out alive, let alone without any
major injuries was one in 100,000. When I
saw a picture of what was left of the
building, I believed them.
This leads me to the next question. Why
was I spared and in such relatively good
shape? Why have others not in good shape
been spared while yet others died? Taking
this still further, was it not a miracle that
Beethoven turned out such beautiful music
after he was deaf and Schubert such
wonderful songs when he was impoverished
and depressed?
In short, miracles seem to take several
forms, each of which is about as hard to
understand as the next one.
The next time you use the word "miracle,"
ask yourself what you mean by it. Does it
mean something you have experienced or
seen happen and yet cannot understand?
Someday some of the things we categorize
as miracles may no longer be considered as
such because we can understand them, but
they will be replaced by yet other events
which are totally incomprehensible. This has
to be one of the most fascinating things of
our life; we experience things, many of them
beneficial or positive, but which we are in no
position to understand.
In talking to people about miracles, I have
heard such explanations as luck, the laws of
chance, an act of God, the God like in you
and a number of others. I'm sure some of my
readers could add a few more.
One thing I can say; it is certainly nice to
be on the receiving end of one.
Letter to the editor
Continued on page 5
I would like to emphasize that the
proposed Act docs not discriminate against
smokers nor docs it challenge their right to
smoke. Rather, it is based on the premise
that our children should not be sold a life-
threatening product and that everyone has
the right to breathe clean air.
Dr. Maarten Bokhout
Medical Officer of Health
Huron County Health Unit.
The
Short
of it
By Bonnie Gropp
A dose of reality
You know you're showing your age if you
can actually remember when a hard-earned
dollar went somewhere — other than the
government, that is.
Do you recall when a quarter could buy
you a pop AND a chocolate bar, with change
to spare for a gumball or two?
It doesn't seem all that long ago that the
$5 I earned for cleaning the house paid my
way into the movie theatre on Friday night
and a dance on Saturday night. And I still
had enough to see me through the week.
The ability to have money in hand or in
pocket wasn't exclusive to children then
either. My parents weren't wealthy by any
stretch, but I seldom recall a time when
either of their wallets wasn't stacked with a
relatively substantial assortment of bills.
Knowing that they weren't paid that well,
yet seemed to have more ready cash than I,
makes me wonder what's going on.
Granted the cost of living rate has
surpassed income increases by a significant
amount. For example, just two decades ago
my $30 take home pay for two day's work
bought groceries for a young family of three.
Now, though the family has doubled, that
weekly grocery bill has multiplied six times.
I certainly wish I could say that for the pay
cheque!
Given these realities it seems to be
increasingly difficult to plan for our future,
to sock some cash away for a rainy day. Yet,
while it's easy to lay blame on recession,
inflation, taxes and the government, it
dawned on me recently that maybe I should
take a share of that blame. I was bom into a
generation which grew up believing that
though there wasn't much money, it would
cover what we did need.
Despite growing up amidst the anti
materialism of the 60s, neither I, nor any of
my friends, often wanted for anything. We
didn't have the toys that kids today have; not
everyone took lessons in everything, or
played in every sport either; but any request
for money to buy inconsequential was
seldom ignored.
Unfortunately, as exemplified by the
changing trends in the late 70s and early 80s
we did become used to having things we
wanted.
Though I knew, having been told often
enough, that money didn't grow on trees,
where it concerned me, its fruit seemed
plentiful enough. As I got older, my
strategies for spending were simple; I
usually had enough so if I wanted it I bought
it.
It is a legacy we have passed on to our
young people, particularly the ones born
during the boom years. I have always found
it more than mildly ironic that the children
bom of the hippies, of the anti-establishment
have been given the most materialistic ideals
of any generation ever. I guess after
romanticizing about the simple life, we
decided it wasn't good enough for our
children.
Unfortunately, there are some young
adults out there, experiencing some unique
dilemmas as, after years of the good life they
taste the bitterness of unemployment and an
uncertain future. For the first time in their
lives they are looking at empty pockets and
harsh reality.
However, with my last vestige of idealism
remaining I must believe this will change
and it will ultimately have been for the best.
For a group of people who have received
every advantage, many of whom have
experienced little hardship, it may provide
them with the one trait we, with our
indulgence, neglected to give them — a dose
of reality.