The Citizen, 1994-07-06, Page 5Arthur Black
THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, JULY 6,1994. PAGE 5.
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The law
is a ass?
You said it, Chuck!
The law is a ass, a idiot.
Charles Dickens
Is it just me, or are things actually getting
weirder out there?
I'm talking about all the lawsuits going
around. A few years ago a guy in my neck of
the woods got drunk, dove into a quarry,
broke his neck - and then sued the township
for damages.
And won, I thought that was about as
dumb as the law could get. I was wrong.
As I speak, Black Flag, the insecticide
people, have yanked a TV ad that featured
the playing of Taps over some cartoon bug
carcasses.
A veteran's group had threatened to sue.
A life insurance ad that features a haggy
old witch with green skin and a chin wart
has been publicly slammed by - but of
course, a Witches-Rights group.
Why didn't they just turn all the insurance
adjusters into toads?
Litigational lunacy seems to be the soup
du jour. There's a guy in Forth Worth, Texas
Haiti — land
of misery
There are plenty of countries deserving of
pity but few more so than Haiti, the country
which, with the Dominican Republic, forms
half of an island in the Caribbean. While it is
true that it has not been subject to the
genicide which has befallen Cambodia and
most recently Rwanda, it has something
which is arguably just as bad - a slow
lingering death.
For over three years the Haitian military
junta has thumbed its nose at the world.
Things were not too bad in 1991 when the
elected president, Jean-Bertrand Aristide,
was in control but in that year he was ousted
by General Raoul Cedras of the above
mentioned junta and since then the situation
has gone downhill.
At one time a combination of American
and United Nations' pressure got the general
to agree to step down in favour of Mr.
Aristride but that was as far as it got; he has
dragged his feet ever since and has made it
clear that he will neither step down nor
permit Mr. Aristide to return under any
conditions.
Sanctions were imposed but they have
been something of a joke. There are those
who argue that these sanctions have been a
success; they point out that the economy has
been crippled, most industries are either shut
down or are working reduced hours; this has
also resulted in most Haitians being thrown
out of work while the small group of
military and business aristocracy has almost
totally escaped. In some cases they have
been able to benefit from the black market
and have thus grown richer.
Since May 21, tougher sanctions have
been in force but they will probably not
work either. Among the warships trying to
who's suing Weight Watchers. He contends
that the weight-loss company's refusal to
change the way it conducts its meetings is
illegal and an infringement on his rights.
The guy bringing the suit, you see, is dea
— oops - aurally challenged. So he figures
Weight Watchers meetings should offer sign
language as well as conventional
conversation.
We're getting so lawsuit happy that just
the threat of legal action can paralyze whole
communities. Consider the case of Jeffrey
Klein and his burglar alarm. Last month,
Jeffrey left on an extended trip to the Far
East. Four days into his trip, a neighbour
tracked him down by telephone in
Singapore.
It was the burglar alarm in his house back
in Maryland. It had gone off on its own and
had been jangling without a break for 48
hours. Would Jeffrey please grant
permission to shut it off so the
neighbourhood could get some sleep?
Sure, said Jeffrey, go ahead.
But nobody wanted to take on the job.
Even though Jeffrey Klein gave blanket
permission for someone - anyone - to go
into his house and shut off his alarm, nobody
was willing to do it.
They were afraid of "liability".
It wasn't just the neighbours. The police
refused to go in. The public utility refused to
cut the power.
The burglar alarm kept ringing.
One of Klein's neighbours went to court to
get an order to shut the damned thing off -
By Raymond Canon
enforce the embargo is one Canadian
destroyer, the HMCS Terra Nova, but, while
its crew is on the lookout for such things as
oil being shipped in, it knows that all the
petroleum which Haiti requires is being
smuggled in from the Dominican Republic.
One of the reasons why it is relatively easy
to do such smuggling is that the president of
the Dominican Republic, Joaquin Balaguer,
who is 86 and has just been elected to
another term of office, does not want to
make life too much harder for the Haitians
since they might decide to flood across the
border. Another is that his army officers are
on good terms with those in Haiti and are
thus probably benefitting as well from the
smuggling.
Finally, Mr. Balaguer and Mr. Aristide
simply do not get along.
In spite of the sanctions, the privileged
will still be able to take airline flights out of
the country to do their shopping, either in
Europe or the United States. While they are
indulging themselves, the poor, and that
makes up the majority of the country's
population, will continue to suffer and even
die.
Most of the country is out of work and
even doctors are unable to make their normal
rounds to localities that are somewhat
isolated. There has been a decline in
sanitation which, together with poor
nutrition, makes the situation even worse.
Not surprisingly, this deterioration of basic
conditions has led an increasing number of
people to take to the high seas in all sorts of
decrepit vessesl to try to reach the United
States. After all, word has got out that
President Clinton is now prepared to give all
refugees a fair hearing when they arrive in
the States and not send them back unless it is
felt that they will suffer political repression.
This is going to be awfully hard to prove
one way or another. Already the Ton ton
but no judge would sign the order.
Meanwhile, Jeffrey Klein was burning up
the telephone lines from Singapore trying to
find somebody intrepid enough to go into his
house and flip a wall switch. He finally
convinced a police officer to do it.
It took the cop less than a minute to turn
off the alarm which by then had been
shrieking for six full days.
Then there's the case of Steve Bowskill.
He's a druggist in the town of Colborne,
Ontario - a druggist who's been held up
eight times in the past two years.
Late one night last winter, Bowskill was
awakened once again to the sound of
smashing glass. He got downstairs in time to
see two junkies throwing fistfuls of narcotics
into a van.
Which is when Bowskill, a marksman,
raised his pistol, squinted down the barrel
and fired.
Blowing out the rear tire of the delivery
van.
Well, the wheels of justice, though
notoriously balky, can positively hum every
now and then. The powers that be wasted no
time getting right to work on the Colborne
break-in.
Steve Bowskill was charged with careless
use of a firearm and unsafe storage of a gun.
As I speak the crown attorney in the case
is doing his level best to jail a man whose
biggest crime was protecting his property,
and preventing - without bloodshed - a
crime.
The law is a ass? You said it, Chuck.
Macoute, the dreaded terrorist squads, have
made a re-appearance and are prepared to
kill those who show any resistance to the
current military regime.
Many Haitians are of the belief that,
sooner or later, a foreign invasion is going to
have to take place if the current situation is
to stand any chance of being reversed. Since
the United States is unlikely to do it on its
own, the impetus for such an invasion is
likely to come from the United Nations.
However, the U.N. is preoccupied in other
parts of the world, notably Bosnia and
finding the necessary troops and the will to
use them in the above manner, is easier said
than done.
If an invasion ever does take place, there
is little doubt that it will be helped by the
long suffering Haitians themselves. How
long the troops would have to stay is, of
course, another matter and one which is
certain to give the United Nations much food
for thought.
Since Haitians are French speaking, many
of them in this country are congregated in
Quebec. Most of them are there because of
the intolerable situation at home and they
would lend their support, such as it is, to any
attempt to correct the situation.
At the present time the blockade goes on
and on and on!
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| By Bonnie Gropp 1
They’re only
human, after all
To err is human; to forgive divine.
This summer, for the first time in more
years than I care to state here, I have decided
to play on a ball team. In one inning alone, I
can create more damage than I had
previously done in my lifetime, no small feat
if I do say so, and provide some comic relief.
Though some people may find it a little
hard to overlook another's mistake, for the
most part we humans are willing to make
concessions for boo-boos. While we may
not always forgive immediately, usually
time reminds us that we too are capable of
error.
Speaking as one who has made plenty and
forgiven a few, I have always maintained
that regardless of the faux pas, the sun will
come up the next day.
Unfortunately this was not the case for
Colombian soccer player Andres Escobar.
In a World Cup game against the U.S.
recently, Escobar scored on his own goalie,
causing his team to lose the game, which
eliminated them from the competition.
It apparently really was a do-or-die
situation for Escobar who was subsequently
gunned down this past weekend, allegedly
by Colombian drug lords who had a large
stake bet on the outcome. One man
apprehended and charged with the crime
says this was not the case, but rather that he
was in a rage over the loss and acted on it.
Either way a dozen bullets ended the life
of an athlete, who was not a hero, but rather
all too human.
Many may argue that athletes get paid
very well to not make stupid mistakes. Or
that they excel at something that we other
mere mortals can't do as well, so stupid
mistakes are beneath them.
That may be, but if a life is the price they
pay for error, there may soon not be any
athletes to pay or idolize. As Escobar's
funeral ends his time in Colombia, the man
who was soon to be the new head coach of
the Colombian soccer team has decided to
end his time there as well, opting to coach
the Spanish team instead.
Several Colombian players also feel that
they no longer want to play if the price of a
mistake must be repaid with their lives.
Athletes in more civilized countries have
had their share of fear too. Last year before
Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Mitch Williams
gave up the homerun to Blue Jay Joe Carter
to end the 1993 World Series he had
received death threats from 'fans' who
weren't going to accept anything less than an
all-star performance from their ace closer.
Following his debacle in Toronto, Williams
returned home to try and put it behind him.
Unfortunately, the 'dead-heads' wouldn't let
him and literally drove him from his home.
Don't you think that maybe we've lost our
perspective here a bit? Sports is
entertainment; whether you play it or watch
it, it's supposed to be fun. We are, perhaps
taking it a little too seriously.
Do our athletes really deserve to be
heroes, or better yet, do they want or expect
to be? If it's us placing them on the pedestal,
is it fair then to not forgive them if they fall
off?
When you look at some of the sports
world's shining stars — Mike Tyson, O.J.
Simpson, both of whom have or may have
committed unforgiveable crimes — it should
be clear that a God-given talent doesn't
necessarily make someone a hero and it
certainly doesn't make them infallible.
They are, after all, only human.