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The Rural Voice, 2019-01, Page 9January 2019 5 Twenty thousand birds Modern poultry operation Food for the masses ~Lisa B. Pot Ruralite Raising pigs isn’t just a business. We are caretakers of the animals. ~ Tara Terpstra, Silver Corners Inc., Cranbrook ~ Old Joe farmed a small dairy in Ontario. The Ministry of Labour claimed he was not paying proper wages to his workers and sent an agent out to interview him. “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the agent. “Well,” replied old Joe, “There’s my farm hand who’s been with me for three years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The milker has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 a week plus free room and board. Then there’s the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90 per cent of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.” “That's the guy I want to talk to, the halfwit,” says the agent. “That would be me,” replied old farmer Joe. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat JANUARY INSPIRATION This year I just wanna go on more adventures. Be around good energy. Connect with people. Learn new things. Grow. {} •• “ ”