The Citizen, 1992-01-22, Page 5THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 22,1992. PAGE 5.
Don't punish
Winnipeg.
Keep capital
in Ottawa
Here's an option to stir-fry in your brain
pan as you hunker down and shiver through
yet another Canuck winter: how about
moving the nation's capital to ... Winnipeg?
Put down that snowball, madame - it’s not
my idea. It belongs to Eric Kierans,
venerable ex-politicians and radio pundit. He
floated the concept on the CBC national
radio show Morningside back about
Christmastime.
Well, when you think about it, it sort of
makes sense. Winnipeg is a lot closer to the
geographical bellybutton of the nation than
Bytown-on-the-Rideau. And moving the
capital is certainly in vogue, internationally.
The Germans shut down East Berlin last
year. And future Russian politicians will be
pointing their chauffeur-driven Ladas
towards Minsk, not Moscow.
Plus — let's face it — this country needs a
kind of coast-to-coast crosscheck right now.
Something to shake us out of our separatist
stupor; to wake us up out of our
constitutional coma. We need a kind of
International Scene
Ukrainians
at not
Russians
BY RAYMOND CANON
The decision of the inhabitants of the
Ukraine to become independent as a nation
was undoubtedly greeted with a great deal of
delight by the million or so Canadians of
Ukrainian descent. If anybody had told them
five years ago that such a vote would be
taken before the end of the century, they
would have responded with outright
incredulity but strange things have happened
lately and are still happening for that matter.
Ukrainians everywhere are hoping that the
future is better to them than the past has
been.
Although the Ukrainian language is very
similar to Russian in both its written and
spoken form, if it is one thing that speakers
of that language have been telling the world
for many years, it is that Ukrainians are most
decidedly not Russian. They have generally
been part of Russian but so have many other
nationalities in that part of the world; some
of them do not even speak a Slavic language.
This being the case, I thought it might be as
good a time as any to relate a bit about the
Ukrainians since, as with many another
people, there is a great deal of ignorance
about them.
The Ukrainians are just another of the
many Slavic people who speak related but
different languages. Included in these are the
Poles, Czechs, Slovaks, White Russians,
Russians, Croatians, Serbians and
Bulgarians; there are admittedly others but
this will give you some idea of their
numbers. As with other linguistic groups in
Europe, there has been a considerable
national, head-clearing Participaction
project.
And what could be more intrinsically
satisfying than a campaign to truck all those
Ottawa windbags to Winnipeg?
Can't you just hear John Crosbie shouting
for a taxi at the comer of Portage and Main?
Can't you visualize Sheila Copps burning
crosses on the lawn of the Winnipeg Grain
Exchange?
Mila Mulroney shopping at The Bay?
Brian tip-toeing through a late spring
blizzard in his slip-on Gucci loafers?
It's a tempting thought, alright ... but let's
face it: it's just not fair. Look at what those
worthy Winnipeggers already have to put up
with. Ferocious winters. Blitzkrieg invasions
of mosquitoes each summer. Plus the
lousiest downhill skiing this side of Death
Valley.
Can we expect them to endure all that -
and Michael Wilson too? I think not. I
predict a populist backlash that will make
the Winnipeg General Strike of 1919 look
like a Presbyterian Sunday school picnic. I
foresee barricades on the Trans Canada;
floating mines on the Red and the
Assiniboine Rivers ... manifestos demanding
full autonomy and language rights for the
duchies of Steinbach, Rosenfeld, Gimli and
St. Boniface.
By Raymond Canon
amount of migrations over the centuries but
the Ukrainians came to call as their own the
land land, the south-west part of what we
used to call the Soviet Union. Nobody is
quite sure where they came from but this is
par for the course with many nationalities of
Europe.
At any rate the area which we associate
with the Ukraine was actually an important
part of Russian history before Moscow came
in the picture. It was Kiev where the
Christian church was initially established
and, since it was the Greek Orthodox church
that did the establishing, it is small wonder
that Greek and Ukrainian alphabets have
many similar letters.
The Poles and the Ukrainians have
something in common. While there has been
frequent doubt about the actual borders of
their nation, if indeed any existed at all, their
nationalism has revolved around a single
city. In the case of the Poles it was Warsaw;
for the Ukrainians it was Kiev. The Poles
and Ukrainians have had a love-hate
relationship. At one time the Poles occupied
the Ukraine (in the 16th century to be exact)
but the latter did not like the Polish way of
life and were, in addition, put off by the
union of the Roman Catholic and Orthodox
churches. It was the Russians who came to
the rescue and succeeded in getting back
some of the territory, although Kiev still
remained in Polish hands. The Ottoman
Turks were then asked to help but they
ended up trying to get both the Polish and
Russian parts of the Ukraine; they were, in
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I envisage commando death squads of
fanatical North Enders all disguised in Larry
Zolf masks. I see them invading the House
of Commons to lob netfuls of dead
Winnipeg Goldeye at the fear-frozen MPs
sitting rigidly below.
And suppose Winnipeggers win? Suppose
the politicians, faced with such implacable
western wrath, cave in and rescind the order
to make Winnipeg the new capital — what
then?
Do we try to move it to Moose Jaw? Flin
Flon? Pond Inlet?
Tempting. But don't forget there are
people in Pond Inlet too. Law-abiding
people with a right to peace and harmony.
In fact, that's probably why they live in
Pond Inlet. Up there, they don't have to
worry about politicians popping out from
behind a pingoe to shake their mitten and
kiss their kids and promise a free
snowmobile in every garage if only they'll
remember to vote for him next election.
No, you think it through, I believed you'll
agree the best solution is to leave our federal
politicians right where they are. After all,
Ottawa’s used to them.
Besides, there's a real bonus for the rest of
us if we stick with the status quo:
Sending our politicians to Ottawa is a
sure-fire way to get them out of town.
fact, partially successful.
That will give you some idea of the
turmoil that the Ukrainians have gone
through over the centuries. They hoped that
they might escape the Russians' clutch when
the Tsarist regime was overthrown but, in
spite of some uneven help from the Poles,
who were probably more anxious to regain
domination over the area than in achieving
any ultruistic goals on behalf of the
Ukrainians, this, too, came to nought. Now,
finally in the 1990's, the Ukrainians have
found their chance to become a real live
nation.
How much the Ukrainians hate the
Russian domination was revealed to me
when I was accompanying a delegation of
Russian farmers in Canada while I was
working for External Affairs. We took them
to visit farms in western Canada and tried to
steer them around any predominantly
Ukrainian areas. As I said, there are
approximately one million Canadians of
Ukrainian origin and most of them were
waiting for us at the Winnipeg airport when
we arrived. In order to avoid a confrontation,
I hustled the Russians out by taxi via the
military section of the airport. The crowd
took out their spite on me and the plain-
clothed Mounties that were there; I didn't get
much sleep that night.
Most people will applaud the Ukrainians'
efforts to set up an independent nation. They
will find, as others have before them, that
economic and political problems are equally
difficult to overcome.
Letter from
the Editor
By Keith Roulston
How can the playing
field be level if you
can't find it
for the snow1?
Times like last week, when you were
lucky to even be able to find your car or
truck, let alone be able to drive it, make me
wonder who's kidding who when we talk
about globalization and international
competitiveness.
Economists, our government leaders, and
big business leaders, keep talking about the
glories or the new open and freer trade and
scolding us that we must work harder and
smarter if we're not going to be left behind.
Critics slam our high tax structure, our poor
education system and a generally self-
satisfied, comfortable work force as reasons
why Canada is losing jobs to other countries.
All fine and good...to a point. Our education
system could be doing a better job of
preparing our children for the times ahead.
Most of us would agree our taxes are too
high but few of us want to give up the
standard of living those taxes have brought
us: cheap education, medicare and protection
against exactly the kind of recession we're
now suffering. We have, indeed, achieved a
level of comfort that all the world seeks to
attain... and now we're not competitive
because we want to sit back and enjoy life
instead of working ourselves into an early
grave.
But even if we had the world's best
education system dedicated to doing nothing
but turning out trainees for modem business,
even if we were willing to forsake medicare
and unemployment insurance and subsidized
education in the name of lowering taxes,
even if we agreed to surrender the industrial
average of $12 an hour and take the $1 an
hour wages they get in Mexico, how can we
be competitive in a climate that does things
like last week compared to hot, dry
countries.
Ever think how much a storm costs that
shuts down an area for a week like that one
did? The cumulative cost to Huron county
companies probably was in the millions last
week. That's not counting the lost wages for
many county homeowners, leaving them
with less money to spend in area stores.
And how many people, from workers
trying to get to work when they should have
stayed home, to truckers trying to keep
going because they have payments to make
on their rigs, were driving the stormy roads
last week when they shouldn't have been.
If we were designing an economy to
match our real climate, not just the business
climate, we'd have an economy that made
allowances for us to stay home where it's
safe in this kind of weather. But with
globalization, a day lost by a local factory,
may lose the competitive edge that allows it
to keep a contract that might otherwise go to
some plant in Tennessee or Mexico.
That lost edge doesn't count the
additional cost of fuel to heat our plants in
cold weather; insurance because our cars and
trucks are at greater risk on slippery roads
than on the bare, dry roads of the south;
wear and tear on trucks and equipment
because of our harsher climate; or the cost of
delays in shipping goods in or out because of
weather conditions.
We can’t all live in the sunbelt. There
isn't room for all of us to leave the northern
snowbelts and move with our factories to the
sunny south. Somebody has to continue to
live here and we must have jobs here, but if
we have to compete against low wages, low
taxes, low environmental laws and weather
conditions, what future does industry have in
this country. We can work harder and
smarter, even take less for doing so, but we
can't change the weather. Unless we can be
like those American entrepreneurs who were
shipping snowballs packed in dry ice, to
southern climates at $14 apiece, what natural
advantage do we have?