The Citizen, 1991-10-02, Page 5THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 2,1991. PAGE 5.
Arthur Black
Get it backwards
and win a prize
I snagged the jangling telephone on the
third ring and stuck it next to my good ear.
The voice inside claimed to be calling
from a magazine called Prairie Fire, in
Winnipeg. The voice wanted to know if I
would be willing to judge palindromes. I
laughed harshly. "I’m sorry" I snapped, "I
admit I've done a lot of damfool things in
my life -- I've kayaked on whitewater,
accepted a blind date in Moose Jaw, eaten
dinner in a place called Mom's — even
delivered an after-dinner speech, unarmed,
to a roomful of B.C. lawyers. I may be
reckless but I'm not an out and out fool. I do
not get involved in exotic animal contests!"
The voice on the phone was patient,
cajoling. It explained that a palindrome is
not a critter, it's a literary construction. What
makes a palindrome is the fact that it reads
the same no matter which end you start at.
'Mom' is a very simple palindrome. So is
'dad*. And 'Otto' and 'Anna'. Slightly more
complex palindromes include 'radar* and
Looking Back Through the Years
ONE YEAR AGO
OCTOBER 3,1990
Blyth council decided to support the
Huron Pioneer Thresher and Hobby
Association in its plans for improvements to
the Blyth fairgrounds, with money from the
village’s PRIDE program to a maximum of
$10,000.
Tanya Boonstoppel, of RR3, Auburn, was
crowned the 1989-90 Huron County Dairy
Princess.
Brussels council passed a by-law making
Donna White the new Clerk-Treasurer for
the village.
Don Carter was named charter president of
the Blyth and District Optimist Club at the
formation meeting. Brussels Optimists were
the sponsors.
Reg and Irene Schultz celebrated their
55th anniversary at an open house in
Westfield.
Kevin Webster, of RR3 Auburn, was part
of the Ontario Youth Choir's fall tour
through northern Ontario.
Auburn Horticultural Society marked its
40lh anniversary. Present were five charter
members: Marjorie Sturdy, Dorothy Grange,
Bernice Anderson, Marion Haggitt and
Amelia Straughan. Past presidents in
attendance were: Dorothy Grange, Erma
Letter from the 12th line
Continued from page 4.
problem.
There's only one thing everybody can
agree on: we spend too darned much getting
rid of the stuff. Too much government, the
businessmen say while they want the town to
come along and pick up the waste from their
factory or store for free. Too high taxes, Joe
Blow in the bungalow says but he'd never
think about putting his leaves or his potato
peels in a comer of the back yard: it might
spoil the look of his petunia bed. They just
kind of keep hoping the stuff will all go
away.
Well that's one thing you learn on the
farm. If you put feed into a cow or a pig, it’s
going to come out the other end...and it
doesn't go away by itself. Il takes a lol of
sweat to get rid of it and wherever you pul it,
there's going to be a big stink- just like there
will be when they say where the dump might
go.
Your correspondent on the 12th Line.
'level'.
Then you get to the real beauties, such as
Adam's introductory come-on to Eve:
Madam, I'm Adam
And Napoleon's purported lament as he
stared out to sea from his island exile at the
end of his career:
Able was I ere I saw Elba.
Not to mention what could have been the
advertising slogan for the construction of a
the most famous canal on the planet:
A man, a plan, a canal — Panama!
Actually, the last example -- 'though
ingenious — is not a true palindrome. There's
a dastardly dash in there that mucks up the
symmetry. But you get the idea. I got the
idea. I told the voice on the phone I would
be delighted to judge Prairie Fire's
palindrome contest.
Within a few days my faithful Canada
Post Mailperson was staggering up the front
steps to my door, bowed nearly double under
the weight of contest entries. I attempted to
regale him with the lewdest palindrome I'd
come across:
Eros, Sidney, my end is sore!
He was not amused. I distinctly heard a
sotto voce snarl in both official languages.
Carrwright, Maureen Bean and Donald
Haines.
Hagood Hardy appeared on Blyth
Memorial Hall stage.
THREE YEARS AGO
OCTOBER 5,1988
The federal government announced a
contribution of $450,000 to the first phase of
the Blyth Festival's $1.8 million capital
expansion project.
Brussels Public School teacher Margery
Huether of RR3, Walton, established a
perpetual award to go each ear to a Grade 8
student from Brussels.
Kelly Cook of Blyth hauled off more
awards than any other grade 9 student at
Central Huron Secondary School
commencement. She won the W.D. Fair
Scholarship for general proficiency, the A.H.
Carter Award for science and the Canadian
Parents for French award.
Bob Arthur of Auburn was honoured on
the occasion of his retirement from the
Huron County Roads Department after 29
Letters to the Editor
Make yourself a star
THE EDITOR,
The Stage is yours —
From Dec. 9 -15, the Blyth Memorial Hall
Stage will become the home of a Christmas
Community Pageant. A new tradition?
The idea is to create a Christmas story
based on your stories and songs. All ages
welcome. It is a time to celebrate as a
community. We will tell the story, build the
set, hang the lights and run the show. We
need both on and offstage help.
I need your help in putting this together.
"A community is more than 1,000 TV's
being turned on al once." (Thai's a line from
Barbershop Quartet). We can all gel
together and participate in a wonderful event
and celebrate the spirit of Christmas through
There were some dandy palindromes in
the package he left behind. Dave Wright sent
in a taunt for the butcher of Baghdad:
Mad dash, eh Saddam?
Myra Stilbom offered: IOU 'n' UOI — with
a footnote that read: "Palindromic licence
allows grammatical freedom (me hope).
And this rather magnificent Peter/Glenda
Rogers collaboration:
Draw a dahlia, my revered nude man.
(named under) Every mail had award.
There, but for a slight vagueness and a
pair of rogue brackets, would be my prize
winner.
In any case, half the Rogers Phalindromic
tag team won — I awarded first prize to Peter
Rogers for his instructions on the boarding
of errant wilderness hunters:
Room a nimrod al a dorm in a moore.
How about you — want to try your luck at
writing palindromes? Then write 'em down
and send them in, care of this newspaper.
But, no rush. I don't want to hurry you, so
let's make a palindromic cut-off date. Let’s
say your palindromes have to reach me in
oh, about eleven and a half y ears.
Or to be precise, by 20/02/2002.
years of service.
Don McNeil, and his employees at
McNeil's Auto Body restored a 1932 Model
B Ford touring car to its original condition.
The project took more than three and a half
years and cost about $20,000.
FIVE YEARS AGO
OCTOBER 1,1986
An appreciation night was held for Huron
County Warden Leona Armstrong.
Morris council donated $1,500 to the
repairs of the Belgrave arena.
Brussels began planning for the 115th
birthday bash.
A ribbon cutting ceremony was held to
open the new lodge room of St. Johns
Masonic Lodge in Brussels. Taking part in
the ceremony were: Fred Kleinknecht of
Bell Canada, owner of the building, Norman
Hoover, Fred Thuell and Gerald Gibson.
Tim Chapman was named new General
Manager of Blyth Festival. A native of
northern Ontario, he had considerable
experience in the Toronto theatre scene.
stories and song.
So call the Blyth Festival or drop in and
let's get this project off of the ground.
There will be an initial mceting/gct-
logclhcr on October 16 al 7:30 p.m. in the
June Hill Room al the Blyth Festival
administration office and we will set up an
easy going rehearsal schedule. We will
rehearse one night a week until we get close
to the opening.
The reason for doing it, besides the
wonder of creation together, is to be
involved and share thoughts, as neighbours,
as a community.
I look forward to your stories.
PETER SMITH
ARTISTIC DIRECTOR.
Letter from
the Editor
| By Keith Roulston
Setting an
example
Of all those seeking re-election in next
month's municipal elections, the most wary
must be Huron County Board of Education
Trustees.
Even though six of the trustees voted
against last week's 5.5 per cent salary
increase for Huron County secondary school
teachers, all will bear the brunt of public
unhappiness with the settlement.
At a time when the federal
government is trying to freeze the salaries of
federal civil servants, when the inflation
target of three per cent looks attainable,
when provincially-supported university
teachers are being offered an increase of less
than two per cent, the Huron settlement
looks overly generous. When people who are
running businesses look at their red bottom
line, when farmers look at prices that make
the Depression prices look good, when many
workers are glad to lake pay cuts or work
sharing just to keep their jobs, the settlement
al well over the rate of inflation among a
segment of the workforce that is already well
in the top income bracket in the county,
breeds anger in many people.
I almost hestitated to write about the
settlement. I'm friends (or was before this
column) with many teachers. I know that
teacher-bashing is easy and teachers have
become so defensive about the attitude of the
public in recent years that they've got a kind
of fortress-mentality. They feel under seige
all the time, they feel under appreciated and
misunderstood.
And I don't think many of them feel
overpaid. For one thing, it seems that the
myth of the old days of teachers is alive and
well- you remember about the underpaid
teacher in the Depression who was shunted
from one trustee to another and given room
and board in lieu of a decent wage. Around
staff rooms in many schools that image is
kept alive by teachers commiserating with
each other. The power of U.S. media where
teachers are still portrayed as poor helps
keep that idea alive loo.
While farmers and small
businesspeople may look at teachers' salaries
and working hours and benefits like a kid
looking at a Christmas toy he knows he'll
never get, teachers look at other
"professionals" like lawyers or dentists and
doctors and feel they aren't rewarded
enough. They look at some industrial
workers less educated than themselves who
earn top dollar and they figure they should
earn a considerable amount more
considering all they have going for them.
They consider the job they do in educating
the future generation, arguably one of the
most important in society, and they feel they
deserve the best.
Besides, teachers have a right to ask
for as much as they can get. It's up to the
trustees to hold the line if the money isn't
there. Sure. Like 1978 when the teachers'
strike dragged on until people were ready io
give in to the teachers just to gel it over with.
The board hasn't stood up and fought since.
I'm bothered by the lessons my kids
may be learning from their teachers
Teachers have always been role models for
al least some of their students. Sell
sacrificing teachers of the past, people like
the late Fred Sloman, taught their students
the value of public service.
What docs today's student sec looking
at his teachers? Get yours man! Don’t uorrx
that the rest of your friends and neighbours
arc sinking slowly in debt- just make sure
you get your rate of inflation plus. So lhc>
can't afford the extra taxes? That's their fault
for not getting into a good job like
leaching.
In a way I feel sorry for teachers.
Once they didn't have a lol of money but
they had a lol of respect. Today they have a
loi of money compared to their neighbours,
but the respect is long gone.