The Citizen, 1991-08-28, Page 5THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 28,1991. PAGE 5.
Cows take
the blame
for pollution
Old MacDonald had a farm
EEyiii Eeeeyiii Ooooooooo
I always used to envy old Macdonald and
his perfect farm. There I'd be, trapped in
some sweatshop of an office downtown,
telephones ringing, editors ranting, doors
slamming, tyepwriters yammering like
Gatling guns ... and I would imagine Old
MacDonald, a shaft of wheat between his
two front teeth, standing on his front porch
and hitching at his overall straps as he
surveyed his agrarian Kingdom.
Wiz/i a moo moo here and a moo
moo there,
Here a moo, there a moo ...
Cows were what made me really envy Old
MacDonald. Chickens were okay. Sheep and
goats weren’t bad. I could even stand pigs if
the wind was right, but cows — ahhhh, cows.
What more could a man ask from life than
the task of looking after a herd of cows?
Milk 'em again as the sun settles down for
the night. It's a rhythm as old as the tides and
as peaceful and non-violent as life gets on
Tax revolts
nothing new
BY RAYMOND CANON
I was rather intrigued by the decision of
the town of Ridgetown to stage their version
of a one-day tax revolt. They did so by
declaring the town to be an independent
nation for one day and doing away with both
the Provincial Sales Tax and the hated
General Sales Tax; according to all reports
the town did as much if not more than on
any one day during the Christmas shopping
period.
Not surprisingly there have been imitators
with the first off the mark, at least to my
knowledge, being the village of Sparta,
southwest of St. Thomas. The Spartans have
decided to go one better; they plan to
continue the no-tax period for an indefinite
period. Whether they change their mind or
not is problematical since they will likely
follow the Ridgetown example and pay the
required taxes out of revenue.
Tax revolts are not a new thing. They have
taken place in a number of nations with one
of the most recent and certainly most famous
being in the Slate of California. The
Californians, who have a penchant for doing
things somewhat differently than anybody
else, voted to put a cap on the amount of
taxes that could be generated in certain fields
and then sat back to enjoy their new-found
power. The enjoyment proved to be
somewhat ephemeral in that the same voters
conveniently forgot one thing. While there
may be many claims of waste in
government, when push comes to shove, it
turns out that there are few places where you
can cut taxc or even put a cap on them
without one segment of the economy
suffering. The Californians are now coming
.o grips with the fact that you cannot have
governments providing all the services that
are demanded of them without the necessary
tax money. When a great doal of money is
his planet.
Yep, Old MacDonald sure had it soft.
Or so I thought. Truth is, times have
changed for Old MacDonald and his herd of
Jerseys. For one thing, it’s hard to find a
Jersey cow anymore. Most farmers -- sorry,
most "milk producers" raise Holsteins now.
The milk's not as tasty but there's more of it,
and when she’s finally milked out, the
Holstein gives you more meal than the
Jersey.
Mind you, the meat department of Old
MacDonald's operation has changed too.
Trendy consumers are turning up their noses
at 'red meat’ now -- too high in fat and
cholesterol. They’re opting for turkey,
halibut and other biological exotica that
never spent a day in Old MacDonald's
barnyard.
Then there's the Rainforest Syndrome.
Somehow, poor old Bossy has been fingered
as the culprit responsible for the
disappearing Amozonian rainforest. The
argument (and a tortured one it is) goes that
greedy Brazilians cut down the rainforest to
create pastureland to graze cattle to turn into
hamburger patties to sell to greedy North
American customers lined up in front of that
other, more modem Macdonalds — the one
with the Golden Eyebrows.
Beats me how the hapless cow turns out to
be the bad guy in that equation. Seems to me
she's the fall girl, if anything.
Some environmentalists are claiming that
bovine ecological irresponsibility extends
required for social welfare programs and the
cost of these programs is increasing more
rapidly than revenues, something has to
give.
While we may be complaining and even
revolting a la Ridgetown and Sparta, the fact
remains that our tax levels are more realistic
than those in the United States when it
comes to paying for what we expect from
our governments. It would be my guess that
at least half of the States in the U.S. are in
serious financial shape and have no hope of
providing the services that citizens want
without raising taxes. Furthermore the
federal government in Washington is also
looking at large deficits and this without
even providing the same level of social
welfare programs that we in Canada take for
granted.
I would, therefore, hazard a guess that in
the next few years the tax levels in the U.S.
are going to have to come far closer to most
that we have in Canada. Cheap shopping in
the Slates may be on its way out as soon as
the Americans realize that they have a
serious financial problem on their hands. In
this respect I am intrigued by the recent
statement made by David Stockman, who
was the director of the budget under
Writers say theatre seats
cramp their pleasure
THE EDITOR,
On Saturday afternoon and evening (Aug.
17) four of us had the agonizing experience
of sitting in the made-over seals at the Blyth
Memorial Hall.
The seats have been put closer together
and the space between the rows has been
reduced. The seats are now a torture to sit in,
and my husband and I have decided that we
beyond the mere planet. According to these
alarmists, Old MacDonald's cows — those,
sweet-natured, wouldn't-harm-a-fly, cud
chewing, tail-twitching cows — are in fact
tooting out enough methane gas to punch
huge ragged holes in the earth's precious
ozone layer.
And to add insult to injury, cows face yet
another attack from a wholly unexpected
quarter.
Would you believe Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles?
There's a booklet put out by Random
House called ABC's for a Better Planet in
which those psychotic terrapins
Michaelangelo, Raphael et al., dispense
environmental advice to kiddies. They tell
the kids, among other things, that our cattle
are injected with cancer-causing hormones
and that they eat grain that could be fed to
starving people.
Bizarre news indeed from a quartet of
chemically imbalanced mutants who gorge
exclusively on pizza.
Not surprisingly, Old MacDonald's
descendants, which is to say the cattle
producers of Canada, are a little upset over
the anti-beef propaganda from the Heroes on
the Half Shell.
I think they're taking the whole thing too
seriously. I recommend the cattlemen adopt
another cartoon character and his philosophy
on life. I refer of course to Bart Simpson and
his Immortal maxim.
"Don't have a cow, man!"
President Carter. It was, said Mr. Stockman,
a race between the United States and the
Soviet Union to see who could go bankrupt
first and the Russians won by a nose. Now
that Moscow is no longer the threat that it
was, Washington can concentrate on putting
its financial house in order.
The Germans are finding that the cost of
reunification is astoundingly high and the
screams dipped in umlauts that you may
soon hear are German taxpayers who have
been given the bad tax news. Already you
may be surprised to learn that they pay a 14
per cent VAT tax which is their equivalent
of the General Sales Tax. 14 percent by the
way, is average in Europe.
The Germans, the Americans, obviously
the Canadians and taxpayers just about
anywhere have difficulty keeping one
important fact in mind. It is one thing to cut
taxes; it is quite another thing to accept the
fact that there have to be cuts in services
somewhere along the line. To cite one
important example, countries all over the
western world are trying to cope with
increased health costs al the same time that
taxpayers are demanding lower taxes, Far
too often emotion lakes over when logic
should be the key element.
will not return to the theatre festival until we
know for sure that the seats have been
readjusted so that normal sized adults can fit
in them.
It is really a tragedy that the modem vice
of greed should result in an otherwise
healthy enterprise losing its long-standing
customers.
D. B and F. A. Verschaeve
Mississauga.
Would we pay
the price?
By Keith Roulston
It was wonderful last week to sec the
happy ending to the coup attempt in the
Soviet Union: to see the people lake to the
streets to seize back the freedoms they had
gained from the hardline plotters who would
have imposed repression again.
There will still be many tough limes
ahead for Soviet citizens but I almost envied
them last week as they celebrated their
victory. They had a sense of purpose we lack
in our country because we've never had to
face real danger and hardship in a half-
century. Hardship for most Canadians is
having to pay 20 per cent more for a new
stereo than you would in Port Huron.
But these were people who knew what
they had won. They had existed through
repression, had suddenly lasted the
sweetness of having the freedom to
congregate in the streets, to criticize the
government, to have a free press, and they
refused to allow those gains to be lost.
I wondered, watching those huge
crowds, if Canadians would be willing to
stand up and be counted to save freedom.
Like the East Germans, the Hungarians, the
Czechs, Poles and Rumanians before them,
these people put their lives on the line for
what they believed. They succeeded because
so many people were willing to lake the risk
that the army realized it couldn't kill
everybody and backed down from the
confrontation. If army troops and KGB
officers had been as ruthless as the coup
leaders, things might have ended differently.
Remember the massacre of freedom
demonstrators in Beijing?
Despite the success of the fight for
freedom, some people did die. It means
tragedy for their individual families but
those victims won a heady victory and
probably saved the lives of many more
people by being willing to stand in the front
lines, battling to keep the tanks away from
the Russian parliament buildings and the
resistance leaders under Boris Yeltsin.
Terror and repression have been used
in the past to keep the Soviet people in check
but this lime it didn't work. Freedom had
gone loo far. Yeltsin and the leaders of most
of the republics provided the kind of
leadership that was needed to give the
people hope. Hundreds of thousands of
people took to the streets but would they
have taken the chance if they didn't have
leaders who gave them hope.
Leadership is something that is
missing in Canada today. There is so much
cynicism that people don't trust the motives
of any politician. Unlike the Soviet freedom
fighters, we don't have a sense of what we
want out of life. They want freedom and full
store shelves. We've got both and can only
wish for freedom from any responsibility at
all, and cheaper prices for the things that are
on our store shelves so we can buy more
gadgets that we vainly hope will make us as
happy as we think we should be.
Materially, right now, the Soviets
could envy our plenty. Spiritually, we could
envy them their sense of purpose. Like the
person who can never truly appreciate the
taste of food because he has never gone
hungry, Canadians (particularly those bom
after World War II but also those with a
short memory) can never really appreciate
the freedom they have because they've never
suffered a lack of freedom. They can never
appreciate their good life because they have
never done without. We lake it for granted
there will always be food on the table so we
don’t value the role of the food producers.
We take it democracy for granted to the
point we can just sit around and gripe about
politicians. We feel no needed to get
personally involved, the join a party or run
for office. Frankly, we've got everything...
but we don't know what we're missing.