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New idea
doesn't
smell right
The burgundy BMW (vanity plate EGO
1) squeals to a stop directly in front of the
NO PARKING ANYTIME sign. Vaulting
from the driver’s seat, a slim, tousle-haired
businessman checks his Rolexed wrist, hefts
a slim attache case in one hand and a
Toshiba laptop computer in the other as he
jogs easily towards the glass doors leading to
an exclusive-looking condominium tower. A
liveried doorman opens the door, bows and
touches his cap to our hero, who flashes a
Kennedyesque smile of acknowledgement.
“Have them wash the car, will you
Johnson? I'll need it again at 7:30.” The
young man, still smiling, disappears in a hiss
of closing elevator doors.
Sound like anybody you know? Well, if
he's not in your life now, he will be soon.
Here's a little more data so you'll recognize
the chap when he shows up:
He flies business class, likes Greshwin
music, has a TV in his bathroom and keeps
A look at
Canada
from afar
BY RAYMOND CANON
A great many Canadians, since the demise
of the Meech Lake Agreement, have been
going through a rather tortuous and not
always pleasant bout of introspection but, as
is generally the case in such situations, they
are too close to the trees to realize that they
constitute a forest.
Accordingly over the past year I have been
holding discussions, both written and oral,
with those of my acquaintances who are not
living in Canada but who have a relatively
good knowledge of the country; certainly
enough to form opinions. During my last trip
to Europe I held a few final conversations
and what I present below is the gist of their
opinions. I might add that there was a
remarkably high degree of agreement in
their observations.
One of the most important points was that
by and large Canadians were not ready for
trade liberalization such as the recent free
trade agreement since they were too busy
practising protectionism in their own
country. What this means is that we still
have far too many barriers between
provinces to be able to compete effectively
on world markets. This has the effect of
making an already small market that much
smaller and companies who compete in
small markets are ill equipped to compete on
world markets. Recommendation No. 1 was,
therefore, to get rid of provincial
protectionism at the earliest possible
moment.
I made, in my question, specific reference
to the position of Quebec in or outside a
Canadian confederation; I think that you will
find the answers revealing to say the least.
One question was answered by another
question. “How do you expect a linguistic
minority to act when they find themselves as
his laptop in his study. He plays the
stockmarket - and the field, having several
amours on the go at all times. He also works
out with a personal trainer and wears white
Jockey briefs under those top-of-the line
custom-tailored suits.
This...person...is also, I am happy to
report, the overcooked figment of a gaggle
of advertising copywriters working on the
Chanel perfume account.
They made the guy up.
It's all part of a campaign to promote
Egoiste, a brand new perf - sorry, “men's
fragrance” due to be launched this fall.
According to a company spokesman,
Chanel's doing fine in the regular perfume
trade. “The place left to develop the business
is in the men's area.”
Seems to me Chanel is a bit late off the
mark - Brut, Old Spice and Canoe have been
trying to spiff up male spoor for a few
decades at least, but butter late than no
show, I suppose.
Besides, it's not as if it's a flamingly
radical idea or anything. Ancient Greek and
Romance males routinely doused themselves
with everything from cinnamon to oil of
quince. The emperor Nero spent the
equivalent of $200,00 on rose oils and rose
petal for a single celebration.
The Roman Empire may have crumbled
into ashes, but it smelled good on the way
out. Romans had perfumes for their arms,
perfumes for the hair, perfumes for the chest
- even perfumes for the eyebrows. The
elders of the up and coming Christian church
looked on with extreme and flinty disfavour.
five million people in a sea of about 275
million English speaking people in North
America?” A certain amount of paranoia is
bound to creep in.
In addition, you have only to look at the
history of Canada to realize that both
linguistic groups have done a magnificent
job of ignoring each other. The average
English speaking Canadian probably knows
more solid facts about the United States than
he or she does about Quebec. Nor is the
knowledge about the rest of Canada any
more profound in Quebec.
One suggestion that I liked was that we
might start by twinning ourselves with
Quebec communities and then start acting as
if it meant something. Get the young people
doing student exchanges on a large scale.
There is nothing more wrong with the
French spoken in Quebec than there is with
the English in Canada. As far as the British
and French are concerned, we both speak
with a decided accent.
One theme that ran through the answers
was that we should spend more lime looking
at and developing our strengths since we
have a number of them that are decidedly
marketable. Our education system should be
spending more time developing young
people in the field of technology since there
is bound to be a continuous drain of non
skilled or even semi-skilled jobs. One of my
informants asked me what the drop-out rate
was in Canadian high schools; I had to reply
that it was too high and that studies were
currently being done to find out why this
was so. I also replied that most students I
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When the Roman Empire finally expired, so
did the male perfume business.
And it pretty much stayed that way for
several centuries. Now, Chanel hopes its
new line, Egoiste, will reawaken the
dormant dandy in us all.
I don't think it's going to work. Not for
me, anyway. I don't know anybody like the
mythical Chanel critter who opened this
column - and if I did, I wouldn't brag about
it.
I think if men's perfumes are going to
take off, perfume makers will have to offer
more attractive essences. I don't know any
guys who want to smell like tangerines,
crushed almonds or the scent gland of a civet
cat.
Personally I’ve never had any desire to
smell like a spilled spice rack or an old
English saddle, either.
No, what we need are perfumes that
reflect manhood. Authentic aromas.
Essential essences.
Plan common scents, if you will.
Such as ... oh, I don't know - Eau de
Lumberjack, perhaps? How about Truckers
Toilet Water? Cabbies' Cologne? I'm sure
Toronto jocks would snap up Blue Jay Bath
Salts - and I'll bet men's wear stores in
Edmonton wouldn't be able to keep Eau de
Oilers in stock.
There's a future for men's perfume
alright, but not for me. I won't be dabbing
any Egoiste behind my ears or on the back of
my wrists. Just the usual soap and water.
The world will have to take me as I am.
Eau natural.
had at both the college and university level
and who had just come out of high school
were ill equipped to compete in a modem
world.
Also criticized were such things as the
level of our research and development, our
high deficits at both the federal and
provincial level and our high wages
compared to productivity gains. On the other
side of the coin favourable comments were
made about our national health program, the
Canadian companies such as Northern
Telecom, Bombardier, McCains that were
world-class, our participation in world
affairs such as peace-keeping duties and our
high and pleasant standard of living. One
comment was that, if we could only get our
act together, we could live in a veritable
Garden of Eden.
Nobody felt competent to comment on
native affairs; they found the whole Oka
affair incomprehensible. Without exception
there was the belief expressed that we would
be far better off with Quebec within
Confederation rather than outside. We
certainly had the ability to solve our internal
problems, it was felt; whether we had the
will was another question.
In the light of the Economist's recent
comment that English Canada could well
end up as part of the United States, none of
my informants went this far. They were
unanimous in their belief that we have a
superior standard of living here and it would
be a pity, if not a tragedy, if we let it escape.
To that I can only say “Amen!”
Letter
from the
editor
Giving business
a bad name
By Keith Roulston
If business has a bad name in Canada,
people like Victor Rice helped eam it.
Victor Rice is the head of Varity
Corp., what remains of the once proud
Massey-Ferguson company that was
synonymous with Canadian business. Last
week Mr. Rice got his wish when the
shareholders of the company approved the
transfer of the company to Buffalo from
Toronto where is has operated for 110 years.
Mr. Rice is fond of saying that "We
have become a U.S. company with a
Canadian address". The move, simply
confirmed that point and is expected to make
more money for the shareholders by
providing a higher profile in the U.S. The
move is expected to increase the value of the
company's shares by $50 million, including
adding an extra $394,000 to Mr. Rice’s
share.
All of which is perfectly legitimate,
even if it does mean a blow to the Canadian
psyche except that Mr. Rice wasn't saying it
was an American company with a Canadian
address a few short years ago when he was
attempting to gel federal and provincial
money to save his financially-troubled
company. Back in 1980, with debts of $1.6
billion, Mr. Rice was approaching the
Liberal government of Pierre Trudeau in
Ottawa and the Progressive Conservative
government of Bill Davis in Ontario for
loans to bale out the company. It was a
tough job. According to Peter Cook in his
book Massey at the Brink, the federal
government was not enthusiastic. Cabinet
ministers felt the company had deliberately
downplayed its Canadian roots over the
years and pointed out that less than 7(XX) of
47,000 jobs of the company's worldwide
payroll were located in Canada, compared to
17,000 in Britain. The government also
wondered why the Canadian taxpayer should
bail out the company's lenders, including
many foreign banks. Mr. Rice had to point
out the benefits to Canada. After all, Massey
was part of the fabric of the land. Then there
were the Canadian jobs to be protected.
And the part about the heritage of the
company in Canada was right. Massey was
part of the opening of the prairies. The
familiar red and yellow colours were a part
of every rural community. Ils combines had
made their way around the world.
Faced with the loss of jobs and, with
an election coming on in Ontario, the federal
and provincial governments agreed to pay
off $200 million of Massey's loans.
Everybody felt good about saving this
"Canadian” institution. But then in 1986, Mr.
Rice closed the Canadian plants of Massey
Ferguson and changed the name of the
company to Varity. The Canadian jobs that
had been guaranteed, evaporated. Earlier this
year when Mr. Rice began to talk about
moving the company to the U.S., Canadian
governments started talking about a law suit.
They finally reached an agreement to accept
$21 million for revising the job guarantees
and voting with the management on the
move to the U.S. Canadians, for their $200
million investment, get that $21 plus about
$37 million in slock.
Mr. Rice has, through his
maneuverings, probably saved his company
and his move to the U.S. may increase
profits for his shareholders. That, for many
in business, is all that counts. But playing
both sides against the middle, exploiting
taxpayers and workers and breaking
agreements in order to save the company
gives business exactly the kind of bad name
businesspeople don't want. Canadian
taxpayers can only wish their governments
had been as ruthless as Mr. Rice and let his
company die, thereby saving them $150
million.