The Citizen, 1991-05-22, Page 5THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, MAY 22,1991. PAGE 5.
A leader without
a country
for a country
without a leader
My deepest feeling is that they are
dangerous lunatics to be avoided
when possible, and carefully humoured.
W. H. Auden on politicians
There's no whore like an old whore.
B. Mulroney, same subject
I wish I could persuade Doc Adams, the
old GP on the TV show Gunsmoke to make
a house call north of the border. I'd like him
to take a look at this pasty, consumptive kid
called Canada. If Doc Adams could slap his
stethoscope on Canada's rib cage, I think I
know what his diagnosis would be.
Depression. This country's browned off,
brought down and bummed.
As usual, it's the political situation. The
people we elected to get us out of an earlier
mess have created a bigger one. Normally,
we would just wait for another election,
sling the incompetents out on their duffs and
elect someone else, but this time there’s a
problem.
There is nobody else.
Oh, there are other political hopefuls we
Morels -
a taste treat
BY RAYMOND CANON
Shortly after arriving in Canada, I recall
taking part in a number of outings each
spring to look for an illusive delicacy
called morels. I was told exactly what they
looked like and was assured that, if I found
any, I would really be delighted in the
succulent taste.
Young children are not generally
impressed one iota by that kind of talk on
the part of adults. I certainly wasn't and for
this reason went on the outings with a
certain degree of youthful skepticism. For
those readers who are not acquainted with
morels, let me tell you that they are a type
of mushroom but, rather than having a
smooth top, they have one that looks like a
small ventilation system. They are found in
wooded areas in the spring and you have to
have a certain amount of luck to find any.
You may look for hours without any
success but, all of a sudden, you will see a
small patch of them. You have hit paydirt!
I was lucky fairly early in my morel
hunting career and so it was that I carted a
bag of them home. If I remember correctly,
they were cooked in butter with a bit of salt
and pepper. I took my first bite with
trepidation, ready to spit them out at the
first hint of yukkiness. I must confess that I
never got to that point. They were nothing
short of delicious! I must also confess that
I had them but rarely since they were really
hard to find.
All this remains little more than a
pleasant memory of a childhood that at
times was filled with anything but pleasant
memories. Since that time I have neither
seen nor eaten any of them and thus it was
with a certain amount of surprise when I
recently picked up a magazine and read
about morels in neighbouring Michigan. A
little village in northern Michigan, called
Boyne City, comes to life with a bang each
year when the Boyne City National
Mushroom Championship lakes place. This
is a contest to see who can find the most
could vote for. The trouble is, they look just
as two-faced, unreliable and all round
unworthy as the bozos already aboard the
gravy train.
Makes you wonder what would happen if a
Mister or Ms. Clean, a Political White
Knight suddenly showed up on the steps of
Parliament Hill. Would Canadians rejoice?
Would there be a groundswell movement to
get him or her into office? Would the
country be racked by a bout of hero worship
that would make Trudeaumania look like a
historical hiccup?
Probably not. White Knights have a
notoriously short shelf life. Jimmy Carter
washed into the Oval Office on a tidal wave
of good will. Alas, he was a little too
Christian for the job. When the time came to
'kick butt' he turned the other cheek instead.
And became perhaps the most reviled U.S.
President in modem history.
As a matter of fact there is a world leader
wandering around at loose ends right now.
He is stateless, condemned to remain semi
permanently on tour thanks to a Chinese
invasion of his country back in 1950. He is
the 14th Dalai Lama, the spiritual leader of
Tibet. For the past 31 years the Dalai Lama
has led a government-in-exile, trying to
enlist world support to get his country back.
Alas, the Dalai Lama isn’t much of a
politician. As a Buddhist, he pursues a
simple life, bereft of limousines, servile
flunkies or closets full of Gucci loafers. As a
morels in the nearby woods.
All the looking is not confined to this one
contest. It is estimated that there are no less
than a half a million people who each
spring wander around the woods of
northern Michigan to look for the prized
morels. When they find them, they can use
them not only as we ate them, but also put
them into various types of soup or baked
with Brie or even stuffed. One renowned
chef has expressed the sentiment that they
are part of a holy trinity ... caviar, morels
and truffles. High praise indeed!
The most interesting development in the
growth of morels is that the Americans
have finally managed to grow the
mushrooms commercially but they are
guarding with their lives the secret of how
they do this. At any rate the company,
which is located in Michigan, produces
about 150 lbs. of morels each week and
needless to say they have no trouble in
Old pictures wanted for memorial
THE EDITOR,
The Blyth Festival is calling on members of
its community to check their attics and dust
off their old photograph albums in search of
historic photos of Blyth Memorial Hall and
events that have happened there over the 70
year history since it was built as a tribute to
World War I veterans. The photos are
needed for a permanent pictorial history
display in the lower level of Memorial Hall.
The display is being mounted in memory of
Evalena Webster, a beloved community
volunteer who died last year. It will be paid
for through donations to the Evalena
Webster Memorial Fund.
"Evalena's family looked at different ways
to honour her memory and decided that the
pictorial history was an appropriate way",
says Lynda Lentz, development co-ordinator
at the Blyth Festival.
People donating photos to the display will
have their originals returned to them after
man of peace, he's largely useless to
international gunrunners and military
establishments that like to play power
politics using nation-states for dominoes. Is
there a powerful army in the Himalayas
ready to back the Dalai Lama? No. Does
Tibet sit on vast oil reserves? No.
So the Dalai Lama roams the world, trying
to get help for his country. And everywhere
he goes he hears the sound of government
doors hissing shut in his face. In England, it
was decided it would be 'not right' for the
Prime Minister to see him. In Washington,
George Bush, who has cut deals with
Noriega and Saddam, was still declining
meetings with the Buddhist priest as of last
month.
Needless to say in Ottawa, whence
waggeth the Washington tail, the Dalai
Lama was likewise cut dead. Mulroney and
his minions refused even to acknowledge his
visit.
The Dalai Lama is undeterred by such
shabbiness. He remains cheerful and
committed to nonviolence. How does he do
it? I don't know, but here's his favourite
prayer:
For as long as space endures, and for
as long as living beings remain; until
then may I, too, abide to dispel misery
of the world.
You won't find the Dalai Lama's name on
your next election ballot.
But I just may pencil it in on mine.
selling them. They even predict that they
may soon be able to produce four times as
many. The commercial morels are, the
company claims, as good as those which
grow in the wilds.
There is something which interests me.
The article which I read states that morels,
or at least a first cousin of them, are to be
found in Europe where they are also
treated as a delicacy. This I can vouch for.
The article also goes on to say that they are
found all along the Canadian border but
they do not mention that they are grown in
Canada. I would be interested in hearing
from any readers (that is, presuming I have
more than one) who could tell me if they
are still to be found in southwestern
Ontario and whether there have been many
attempts on this side of the border to grow
them commercially. If so, I would like to
set the record straight as far as the writers
of the American article are concerned.
archival copies are made. The Festival is
also interested in any stories or information
that may accompany the photos.
Photos can be dropped off to Joanne
Walters at the Festival's administration
office Monday to Friday from 9 a.m. to 5
p.m. For more information, contact Joanne at
523-4345.
Joanne Walters
Blyth Festival.
More Letters
to the Editor
on page 6.
Letter
from the
editor
Something's got
to give
BY KEITH ROULSTON
Those truckers' demonstrations
caught me last week. I'd promised to take
my son, and a friend and his son and
daughter to the Blue Jays game in Toronto
Monday night and we missed part of the
first inning because of the blockade on
Highway 401.
Wc were already late leaving for the
city so when we had to detour out of the
way to gel by the blockade of angry
truckers, we gave up any hope of getting to
the game on time. Still, I can't say I was
particularly upset by the truckers* actions. I
suppose if I'd actually got caught in the
mess and had to sit there for hours, I might
have felt differently but I could understand
the frustrations of the truckers that drove
them to this point.
Civil disobedience has never been
happily accepted by most Canadians.
We're law and order people, generally, but
protest seems to be gaining new
respectability. Take the truckers for
example. They are being asked by their
government to do the impossible. Through
deregulation the federal and provincial
governments (the former Liberal
government) expect truckers to be
competitive with their American
neighbours while at the same time stacking
the odds against them with higher taxes
and fuel prices.
The complaints behind last week's
blockades arc hardly new. The truckers had
made their unhappiness known months ago
with blockades of border bridges. They'd
given up those demonstrations when they
had been promised action. But the
politicians who had promised to help have
done nothing and the frustrated truckers
last week decided to hit people where it
would really hurt, where the politicians in
Ottawa and Queen's Park couldn't ignore
them: they lied up traffic on Parliament
Hill and on the country's busiest highway
in Toronto.
From most reports, the public was
very sympathetic to the truckers even
though they suffered because of the
demonstrations. It's a lot like the support
there was for the Mohawks last summer
with their stand-off at Oka. More and more
people, normally law-abiding Canadians,
can understand why people feel it
necessary to take drastic action.
I have the feeling we’re going to see
a lot more of this kind of thing in the
future. The problem is that in a country
that prides itself in being a democracy,
people are feeling more and more unable to
affect changes in their own lives. They feel
they are helpless while huge forces, big
business and big government, make up the
rules.
In some cases the government has
deliberately changed the rules so people
can't pressure government into action. At
least part of the reason many people
supported Free Trade, for instance, was to
prevent a future interventionist Canadian
government from bringing in policies like
the National Energy Programme or the
Foreign Investment Review Agency that
would interfere with business.
The new National Transportation
Act makes it virtually impossible to use
public pressure to save a rail line. If you're
upset about Canada Post service or the
franchising of post offices, your local M.P.
is unlikely to be able to help because
Canada Post is a crown corporation,
beyond the reach of political intervention.
Free Trade virtually puls a hall to the
welfare state in Canada which makes many
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