The Citizen, 1991-04-24, Page 5Arthur Black
Those
unwanted
Canadians
You never hear anything bad about
Canada, that's one thing I know ...
As a matter of fact, that's the only
thing I know about Canada.
U.S. college student
I don't even know what street
Canada is on.
Al Capone
Ah yes. Remember the good old days
when we were all citizens of the Invisible
Giant? When the rest of the world -- if they
thought of us at all -- took it for granted
that all Canadians spoke French, shacked
up in igloos, paddled to work and whacked
down jack pines for a living?
The world stage belonged to the U.S.,
Russia and a handful of European and
Oriental headliners. Those prima donnas
strutted and primped in front of the
footlights. Canada got a walk-on part in the
third act. playing the butler.
That was the country I grew up in.
Canadian nationalists did a lot of tooth
gnashing and spleen-venting about Can
ada's Dagwood Bumstead persona, but I
What's wrong
with service?
BY RAYMOND CANON
One time my wife was able to persuade
me to take her to Europe with me if only to
see some of the places that she had heard
me talking about for years. This was not an
easy thing for my wife to ask since she is a
charter member of the White Knuckle
Brigade. For those of you unfamiliar with
this organization, it is composed of people
who are terrified of flying. When they are
in the air, they hang on to the seat so firmly
that their knuckles turn white.
Having got that explanation out of the
way, I can now tell you something about
that trip. While we were flying over the
ocean, to take my wife’s mind off all that
water down below, 1 engaged her in
conversation about what we would find
when when we got there. I was curious as
to what differences she would notice and
for this reason I asked her to tell me at the
end of the trip the things she noticed the
most.
My wife is very observant and 1 refrained
from reminding her of my request until we
were on the plane back to Canada. When I
got the question out. she replied that she
was quite ready with her answer. The most
obvious thing without any doubt whatso
ever, she said, was the service that she got
in the stores and restaurants in Switzer
land. She simply could not get over how the
clerks, waitresses, etc. made every effort
to accommodate her. If their English was
not good enough to wait on her. they went
to get somebody who could speak the
language. It didn't matter whether she
bought something or not; they were
courteous and attentive right to the end.
Even if she went out without buying
anything, they thanked her for coming in
and asked her to come again.
It is generally agreed that Switzerland is
a very expensive country to visit. At the
same time the Swiss have to promote
tourism just as Canada does because they
realize that it is a very labour-intensive
industry and thus creates many jobs.
Whatever the prices are. the Swiss are also
determined to give you a nice feeling w hen
loved it, because 1 travelled a lot. And
when you travel a lot, you spend a good
deal of time justifying yourself to flinty-
eyed foreign border guards.
And there was never a better time to be a
Canadian than when you were crossing a
foreign border. I had a Canadian flag sewn
on my backpack and tiny maple leaves
plastered on everything 1 owned. I always
got through customs with a minimum of
hassle. 1 figured it was because being
Canadian is sort of like being beige. We
hadn’t done anything to anyone. Every
body knows about ugly Americans, imper
ial Brits, arrogant Germans and decadent
Frenchmen, but Canucks? Uh, sure ... go
right on through ...
Alas, it may not be that way much
longer. A couple of stories in the news
recently indicate that Canada’s non-image
on the international scene is being replaced
by something that may make future border
crossings a little trickier. In Britain, the
newspapers are portraying Canadians as
indigent bullies and public nuisances.
Well, not Canadians per se. They’re
talking about that high-flying chap who
converses in honks. The Canada Goose.
There are tens of thousands of them
waddling the hills and dales of Merry Olde
Englande right now, and a fine time
they’re having. “They’ve got quite an easy
life in this country, with no natural
predators’’ says Derek Neiman of the
Royal Society for the Protection of Birds.
“They’re sort of like Canadian lager louts:
you shop there and, as tar as my wife was
concerned, they succeeded admirably.
All this came up in the Canon household
again since my wife decided to go over with
a friend to Pt. Huron to see for herself what
the prices were like. The only money she
spent was for a meal (she reads my articles
too) but she raved about the service she got
in the stores. It was, she said, almost as
good as what she had found in Switzerland.
When my wife and I talk about such good
service, it is with the realization that it is
not what we frequently get in stores in
Canada. What we get is indifference to the
point where some clerks act as if we were
imposing on them. We are delighted when
we do find excellence, which we still do,
and I’ll give you one guess which stores we
will continue to give our business.
You would think that in a recession
People sai
Volunteers make service work
THE EDITOR,
Without the love, warmth, understand
ing and empathy of our many volunteers at
the Huron Day Centre, Clinton the success
of adult day care would not exist. The
entire staff of the Huron Day Centre would
like to say a big thank you to all of our
competent volunteers who have given so
generously of their time and talents in the
past year. A total of 3500 hours of
volunteer service was given.
The Huron Day Centre offers volunteers
personal contact with people as well as the
opportunity to learn new skills or share the
many skills they already possess. Our
volunteers very capably provide many
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lazy and hanging around.” The Brits don’t
cotton to the Canada Goose’s habit of
taking over golf courses, grain fields, parks
and ponds -- nor the carpet bomb
aftermath the geese leave behind.
Canadian fowls are not much more
welcome in Florida these days - although
in the Sunshine State, it’s not the Canada
Goose they hate -- it’s the Canadian
snowbird.
“Snowbird" is the slang term Floridians
have for the flocks of winter-weary
Canadian tourists that flutter south each
winter. It used to be a term of endearment,
but that's changed. Nowadays, it’s usually
preceded by one or two descriptive
adjectives, such as #t*&, or %•! + .
As in “Damn! Here comes another
carload of $#!&*'/j !&ing snowbirds!”
It all has to do with our habit of leaving
gratuities, you see. We don’t. At least not
enough. We are, in the eyes of Florida, a
nation of skinflints and cheapskates,
collectively tighter than Roseanne Barr’s
panythose.
Or, as a Florida bartender puts it:
What’s the difference between a Canadian
and a canoe?
A canoe tips.
They better watch their lip in the
sunshine state. Those snowbirds could take
offense and flock off somewhere else.
England, say.
We could send a few planeloads of
Canada Geese to Miami instead.
They don’t tip either -- but they sure do
leave deposits.
stores would be working harder to get our
business and some of them are. However, I
cannot say that 1 have seen any real
improvement over all. What will it take to
get employees and proprietors alike to
realize the importance of service? If we
want to attract Americans and other
foreign tourists to our country in sufficient
quantities to offset all the shopping
Canadians are doing south of the border,
we are going to have to make them want to
come. Prices may be important but don’t
tell me that quality and service have only a
little role to play.
My congratulations go out to those
stores, restaurants, etc. that are already
providing our visitors with excellent quality
and service. To the others, don’t you think
it is about time you started concentrating
on these things. Try it and see the
difference!
services to our participants such as
providing transportation to and from the
centre, assisting with whirlpool baths,
helping with crafts, games, and exercises,
providing entertainment, helping with
meal preparations, assisting with special
activities such as bowling and water
therapy and last but not least, taking time
out to make someone feel special and
brighten their day.
Volunteering at the Huron Day Centre is
a Great Way To Grow, thank you
volunteers, one and all.
Lois Fitzgerald
Volunteer Co-ordinator.
THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 24, 1991. PAGE 5.
Letter
from the
editor
World view would
help us find
innovative answers
BY KEITH ROULSTON
One of the difficulties with things
cultural is that in these bottom-line times
it’s hard to put a dollar figure on their
contribution to society. In this case,
though, what we don’t know may cost us
plenty.
The thought came to mind the other day
when I was reading Peter C. Newman’s
interview with Adam Zimmerman in
Maclean’s magazine. The outspoken presi
dent chairman of the forestry giant
Noranda Forest Inc. said we should be
looking more the way countries like Japan,
Germany and Scandanavia with economies
we admire, work out common agreements
between business and government.
He’s absolutely right. We should be
looking around the world for innovative
ideas of how to make our country (and our
businesses) better. The problem is, despite
dozens of channels on our cable television
sets, despite newspapers that are so fat
they may break the doorstep when the
paper deliverer drops them and despite
radio stations crowding the dial, we just
don't learn much about the rest of the
world.
Part of it is our own fault. Canadians just
aren’t very adventuresome and like the old
tired and true programming. Part of it is
the fault of us in the media who don’t make
the. extra effort to inform people about the
rest of the world. It’s also cheaper to just
rerun or reprint prepackaged material from
south of the border.
The problem wouldn’t be so big,
however, if we weren’t beside the greatest
cultural giant in the world, a country with
hundreds of magazines that flood across
the border, with five major television
networks churning out programming, a
movie industry that produces more movies
than the rest of the world combined, and on
and on. There are many good things we can
learn from the Americans but we just have
too much about America and too little
about the rest of the world for us to be able
to have a well-rounded outlook on life.
And in that lies the problem of those who
would make our cultural industries more
“market oriented”. There are those who
would welcome deregulation that would kill
things like Canadian content requirements
on television and radio. There are those
who would favour dropping subsidies to
CBC and the arts. The U.S. has made it
known it is prepared to try to knock down
protection of Canadian culture in the
upcoming Canada-US-Mcxico trade talks.
But the situation would only be worse if
the U.S. gets its way. We would be likely to
keep our newspaper industry under open
borders but other than that, it might be
hard to tell which side of the border you
were on if all regulation and subsidization
stopped. It’s so much cheaper to import an
American program than make a new
Canadian one that there would be little
Canadian on television, especially if CBC
was killed off. The Canadian magazine
industry would be killed off again as it was
before regulations came in under the
Trudeau government. The Canadian re
cording industry that has produced stars in
the last two decades, would disappear
again.
Canadians would know little of what is
going on in their own country, let alone in
the rest of the world outside the U.S. We
would lose our sense of identity that has
been growing since the Centennial celebra
tions of 1967 first gave Canadians a feel
their country was not just a colony of
Britain or a poor neighbour of the U.S.
There’s an unmeasurable cost to that.
There’s a cost almost as big in having our
media so filled with news and entertain
ment from the south that there’s no room
for a world view of things. In this day of the
global village we need to be able to have
access to the best ideas from around the
world; to have views of our own country
and the whole world, not just from one
dominant culture.