The Citizen, 1991-02-13, Page 5Arthur Black
It’s hard to feel good
about February
I have, down the centuries, tilted at my
share of windmills in this space. I have
looked on the bright side of Post Menstrual
Syndrome. I’ve championed the Toronto
Maple Leafs, The Beachcombers, the prose
style of Richard Rohmer and I believe I
even once said a kind word about Bill
Vander Zalm, but I have not, by Thor, tried
to use this column to defend the indefen
sible.
Until now.
I am about to say a few kind words about
February.
I know, I know — it is the most unloved,
intrinsically despicable month on the
Calendar. Citizens can find it in their
hearts to forgive April for its showers and
November for its gales, but February? It is
the dead cold heart of the unforgiving
winter wasteland. The middle of nowhere.
In February, the festive Christmas season
is just a mocking memory. Spring is a
heart-tickling tease beyond the farthest
horizon.
It’s hard to feel good about February.
Even its name is clumsy and unmelodic.
It comes from “februa” - a Latin term for
thongs of goatskin that were used during
the festival of Lupercalia back in Roman
times. Selected youths would run around
the streets of Rome swinging these
A few myths debunked
BY RAYMOND CANON
There are a number of myths that seem
to crop up periodically about Canada’s
relations with other countries or theirs with
us and now is as good a time as any to try to
put paid to a few of these. I’m not sure how
they got started; all 1 know is that they
have been around for some time and do not
seem in any hurry to go away.
One that I have heard for decades is that
foreign corporations are gradually buying
out our companies with the result that
foreign ownership, especially American, is
increasing rapidly. About every time that
you read of the purchase of a Canadian
company by an international conglomerate,
this myth reappears. If you want to check
the record, you will find that the opposite is
true. Canadians own more of their own
industries than they did 10 or 20 years ago.
To tilt the scales even more in our favour,
some foreign owned companies, such as
3M or Pratt-Whitney, have given their
Canadian affiliates a world mandate to
produce specific products; there is, there
fore, no conflict of interest with the parent
company.
As for the Americans, they are com
plaining about us. On a per capita basis,
we own more of the United States than they
do of Canada. To cite one example, over
the last decade they have seen two well
known aviation companies, Learjet and
Link, pass into the hands of the Canadian
conglomerate Bonbardier. At the same
time Bonbardier was also swallowing up a
well-known British aviation company,
Shorts of Belfast.
Another favourite comment is that the
free trade agreement has caused the loss of
thousands of low paying jobs in Canada.
Free trade has nothing to do with it; this is
simply the result of the internationalization
of corporations that set up plants in those
countries where unskilled labour is cheap
est. A report on the economic situation of
California recently came across my desk; 1
was not surprised to find that state officials
were screaming just as loudly as Canadians
about such jobs being lost to Mexico,
Indonesia and Tnailand are other favourite
iocations, not to mention communist
China.
Another less frequently heard comment
is that deficit financing isn’t so bad since it
is financed by selling bonds to Canadians;
goathide thongs at childless matrons.
Legend had it that getting swacked with a
februa during Lupercalia would make a
woman fertile.
So there you have it - a month named
after a chunk of goat hide. But enough
gloom! I come to praise February, not to
moan about it. Let’s look on the bright
side.
Well, there’s Groundhog Day, for one
thing. Each year on February 2, citizens
from burgs as various and far-flung as
Alliston, Ontario and Punxsutawney,
Pennsylvania crouch, shivering in the mud
and snow around the entrances of ground
hog holes to see (a) if the groundhog
survived January and (b) whether he will
come out, stand semi-erect and cast a
shadow. If he does, it’s supposed to mean
that we’re in for six more weeks of winter.
1 think it’s rather wonderful that come
February 2, winter-bound humans still-
have the pluck to get up, get dressed and
go outside to skulk around rodent dens
waiting for the weather word from furry
forecasters.
But Groundhog Day isn’t the only
celebration that makes February such a fun
month. Oh, my no/ Why, there’s the
Milwaukee Home Improvement Show
opening on February 17 and Ferris Wheel
Day on February 14. Did you know that
George Washington Gale Ferris invented
the Ferris Wheel? Well he did, and his
birthday anniversary is February 14. 1’11
bring the candles if you’ll bake the cake.
in short, the money stays in Canada and
thus is spent here. Would that it were so
simple. The truth is that our yearly deficit
is so large that we cannot finance it in
Canada; we have to sell bonds to the
Japanese and other foreign investors to
make up' the difference. That money
certainly does not stay here and the
interest we pay on it during the life of the
bond also serves to make our current
account deficit worse than it might
normally be.
With that inferiority complex that seems
to show up now and again, there is a
general belief that nobody takes Canada
seriously in its efforts Xp play a role in the
world. 1 assure you that the opposite is the
case. The world can’t ignore us; wp have
the seventh largest economy in the
industrialized world; we are still the largest
customer of the United States, we are an
active member in both NATO and the UN
and we have a standard of living that is still
Centre appreciates generosity'
THE EDITOR,
On behalf of the clients and the Board of
Directors of the Wingham and Area
Seniors Day Centre, formerly known as the
Day Centre for the Homebound, we would
like to thank all of the generous people,
who made a donation to the centre during
the last year. This interest in the Day
Centre is greatly appreciated. These
contributions allow older adults and per
sons with disabilities to live in their own
homes for as long as possible, by keeping
them active, happy and well in the
community.
Last year the Day Centre served 120
people ranging in age from 45 - 96 years of
age from North Huron and South Bruce
Counties. Most of these people wish to
remain in their own homes for as long as
possible. The Seniors Day Centre works
with several agencies whose goal is to
provide Home Support Services.
The Day Centre has undergone several
changes over the last couple of years. The
first being a name change, additional staff,
a new location and the development of a
Dav Away Program for those with Alz-
heimers Disease or Related Disorders. To
coincide with the development of the new
facility, automatic doors were installed to
Canadians are downright hearty when it
comes to enjoying February. There’s the
Winterlude Festival in Ottawa and Expo
Nautique -- the Montreal International
Boat Show. On February 8, hordes of
winter-whipped frostbacks converge on
Kelowna, B.C. for the annual Spaghetti
Bridge Building Contest. The Calgary
Winter Festival gets underway on Febru
ary 15, as does the Yukon Sourdough
Rendezvous. There’s a Winter Carnival in
Muskoka and the world famous Yukon
Quest in which champion teams of dog
sledders race over 1.000 miles of the
toughest terrain on the planet to get from
Whitehorse to Fairbanks, Alaska.
1 know - I haven’t even mentioned the
February festival or carnival or fiesta or
hootenanny that your town holds each
February - but that’s my point. Canadians
are so busy inventing different kinds of fun
in February we don’t have time to notice
what a bummer of a month it is.
But you know the very best thing about
February? It’s something the Ancient
Romans bequeathed more than 2,000 years
ago. Looking at their calendar they realized
that July had one more day than August.
Since both months commemorated Caesars
it was important to strike a diplomatic
balance. So the Romans plucked the 29th
day off the tail end of February and gave it
to August. This made August the same
length as July. It also gave the month of
February its most attractive characteristic.
Brevity.
the envy of almost every nation. Michael
Wilson is a respected finance minister,
Stephen Lewis made his mark at the UN,
many Canadians in the field of arts are
more famous in other countries than they
appear to be at home. Just go to Europe
and find out what it is to be a Canadian as
compared to an American.
An adjunct to that is in the field of
international trade. We seem to be afraid
of that field as well and it is true that some
Canadian products are not competitive due
to price or quality or both. However, those
firms that take trade seriously and show
that in their efforts to market their good
outside Canada do rather well at it. Space
precludes me from citing a number of
examples but telecommunications is cer
tainly one.
If 1 have given you food for thought, I
have achieved my goal. I am always glad to
hear opposite opinions but only when
backed up with solid facts.
promote ease of accessibility and indepen
dence for participants of the program. The
doors cost $15,000. The Day Centre has
been able to raise half of this money to
date. Grants are not available for this
project. The Day Centre only needs $7,500
in order to reach its goal. Donations to the
centre are tax deductible.
Any contribution or additional contribu
tion that you can make will promote a
positive self-image and feeling of indepen
dence among the people who attend the
program. These people can enter the
building easily using wheelchairs or wal
kers, without waiting in the cold for
someone to open the door.
If you can help in any way, either by
making a contribution, no matter how
small or large, or participate in a fundrai
sing project, please do not hesitate to call
the Day Centre at 357-1440. An Open
House will be held the Spring of ’91. Hope
to see you there!
Earl E. Hamilton
Chairperson.
Gloria Workman
Director.
THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 1991. PAGE 5.
Letter
from the
editor
It takes getting sick
to appreciate health
BY KEITH ROULSTON
You’ll have to pardon me if this column
doesn’t inspire thoughts on the greater
truths of the world. After battling various
ailments the past week it’s hard to think of
world problems.
First it was a bout of flu that put me on
my back last weekend and let me up to my
knees but not much farther for the rest of
the week. Out of five people currently
living in our house, last week was a lost
week for three of us.
Then this past Saturday just when the
fever seemed to be down and the hacking
cough manageable, something new hit, a
stabbing pain in the stomach that made
sleep impossible and finally sent me to
hospital for relief. This is being scribbled
on a pad at bedside while doctors, after a
battery of tests, try to find the problem.
I’m always amazed at how illness
changes your perspective on life. You can
be a person who reads several newspapers
and watches the world news nightly but
once you get sick nothing beyond six inches
before your nose matters. The war in the
Gulf means nothing compared to the battle
of microbes within your body. The latest
government tax means nothing compared
to how fever taxes your strength.
Time takes on a new perspective
especially in the night when waiting for
five minutes to pass can be like an hour in
daylight when you’re busy.
Even work has less meaning. I’ve
virtually never missed a day’s work to
sickness in more than five years since we
started The Citizen. The idea of not being
around on a Monday or Tuesday was
impossible to contemplate but now it’s two
weeks in a row that the rest of the staff
have had to pick up the slack.
When you’re well you don’t waste much
time thinking about how well you are. We
take nothing for granted as much as our
health. We know there is the world of
doctors and hospitals but it sits there in the
background, like so many communities
within the community that we never
discover until we become personally in
volved.
Once inside the walls of a hospital you
realize how fortunate you’ve been for so
long. Seeing people who have spent
months in hospital, seeing some who will
never come out, you realize how even a
week’s illness is pretty small potatoes. It
makes you feel guilty for all those times
you took your health for granted, maybe
even drove your body too hard trying to
squeeze extra hours into a day. You realize
how precious your health is.
But illness is also an education. Most of
us don’t realize what a large industry even
one of our “small” Hufon County hospitals
are. A constant stream of people goes
through my door taking temperature, blood
pressure, bringing food, taking away what
the food has done when its mission is over.
There are cleaners and ward aids and
nurses and doctors.
Then there’s the equipment that is as
space-age as those “smart” weapons we
keep seeing from the war in the Gulf. Even
the simple thermometer isn’t simple any
more. Now it’s an electronic gadget: a box
with a probe that goes in your mouth while
they read the temperature on a gauge.
This morning they watched pictures of
my inside on T.V. through ultra sound.
Then it was on to x-ray where I felt like a
character on Startrek as the huge machine
lifted and whirred around me, even picking
me up and lying me on my back at one
point.
All of this helps one understand why
health care takes up so much of our tax
money these days. We’ve come a long way
from the days a doctor could do many
operations in his own office. It’s easy when
you’re well to think perhaps we’ve gotten
carried away. When you’re sick, however,
you’re grateful for every dollar they spend.