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Two very talented ladies in
the comedy division of show biz
are Eye Arden and Kay Ballard.
Each can roll their audiences in
the aisles with their comedy -
Eve, with her dry sophisticated
humor, Kay with her blustery
burlesque style. Together,
though, they may spell disaster!
They are starring together in a
new comedy series called "The
Mothers-In-Law", stories about
two neighbour families, the
Hubbards and the Buells. Son
of one family marries daughter
of the other family, hence mak-
ing the mothers 'in-laws' --
each show, of course, revolves
around the adventures, squab-
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Evening Classes at the High School
commence October 11. Anyone interested
in taking a course should contact the '
school by letter or phone.
THE WINGHAM SQUIRT ballteam were
named WOAA champions last week when
Rostock failed to show for the third game
of the series on Monday night. The team
was treated to hot dogs and cake at the
home of their coach, Charlie Lee, and later
were thrilled with a ride up the main
street on the fire truck, complete with
blaring siren. Enjoying themselves at the
party in their honor are left to right: John
Glousher, Doug VanderWoude, Ricky Jack-
lin, Brad Simmons, Mark Tiffin, Roger
Tiffin, Tommy Lee, Gerald Skinn, Steve
Caslick and Paul Skinn. In the background
are team officials Ivan Gardner and Charlie
Lee.—A-T Photo,
ridge captured the high triple
and high single for the gals with
a 59$,
Here are the standings; Mari-
lyn's Maple Duds 10; Pat's
Smarties 7; Gail's Gum Drops II
7; Hilda' s Humbugs 7; Laura's II
Secords 6; Marg's Iviints 5,
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"TEXAS ACROSS
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In Color—Stars
Dean Martin - Alain Delon
A very funny picture
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tiles, and mixups that the two
gals get themselves into.
The idea, to my way of
thinking. will play itself out.
So far the plots have been for
the birds and they will probably
get worse before they get better.
Both comediennes are accus-
tomed to working alone, Eve
long being the star of her own
series "Our Miss Brooks", and
Kay having been a standup
comedienne on television and in
night clubs for a number of
years. Each has received more
laughs than you could shake a
stick at, and seems to me they
are trying a bit too hard in this
series, to get the best of each
other.
It is not Eve Arden's type of
role, though she is looking gor-
geous and young as ever. Kay
is looking like something the
cat dragged in, and is trying her
best in a role that wasn't meant
for her either. She has not yet
begun to get a laugh like those
she used to hear, and if the
shows do not improve, the
laughs will get fainter, not
louder,
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The Men from UNCLE can't
seem to escape all the danger!
Seems old Illya Kuryakin took
himself a wife last week, so
will be fighting a new battle
now. He and Kathy Carpenter
were married in New York; she
is the young socialite he has
been seeing for some time, in
fact, since his separation from
his first wife, British actress Jill
Ireland. That marriage lasted
close to ten years, but flounder-
ed when he made it big in
Hollywood. Ah well, seems
old Illya (David McCallum, in
case you'd forgotten) and Na-
poleon Solo (Robert Vaughan)
each have their share of scars
from rough-housing around on
the show and playing with that
stupid gun, so I guess a few
more battle scars won't matter.
Speaking of Robert Vaughan,
he is now a millionaire! His
millions, however, do not
come solely from "Man From
UNCLE"; he has some Texas oil
wells that haven't exactly been
sittin' doin' nuthin'. Consider-
ing that he's only 35, that's not
too bad! He hasn't started act-
ing like a wealthy Texan yet.
He drives a five-year-old car,
and lives in a 30-year-old
house. He says he has no de-
sire to own a plane, a boat, a
train, or a mountain! And
though Illya has twice made the
leap into the sea of matrimony,
Napoleon has never been mar-
ried. That million will make
the lineup even longer, me's
a-thinkin .
Rostock
concedes
With two games under their
belt in a best of five series, the
Wingham Squirts became the
champions of the WOAA circuit
on Thursday evening. Their op-
ponents in the series, the team
from Rostock, were scheduled
to play here that evening, but
the game was impossible be-
cause of an all-day rain. The
Rostock management decided
that it would be best to concede
the game and the series, leav-
ing the local players the WOAA
championship.
This is the fourth straight
year in which the Wingham
Squirts have emerged as WOAA
champions. Our congratula-
tions to the boys and their man-
agers.
Be grave wins
Int. series
The BelgraVe intermediate
men's softball team ousted the
Wingham entry on Monday eve-
ning, with a 4-1 defeat. It was
the fifth game of a best-of-five
series to complete the schedtil-,
ed games for the 'season:
Beigrave will now go on to
compete for the intermediate
title, but so far the next team
on the list is not known.
Donnie Murray tossed a
three-hitter at Atwood Monday
night as the Wingham Pee Wees
thumped their hosts 11 to 1 to
even their best of five W. O. A.
A. finals at one game apiece.
Atwood won the opener, 8-'7 in
Wingham on Saturday.
In Monday's contest Wing-
ham went ahead early, scoring
one in the first and then the
game turned defensive as the
score was still 1-0 as the sixth
opened. The locals added
another in their half of the sixth
but their lead was cut to one
run again after the bottom half.
Wingham players
invited to attend
Siftos' practice
The Goderich Siftos are re-
turning to the Junior 'B' Central
League this season, after an
absence of one year when they
competed in Junior 'C' hockey.
Other teams in the league
will include Owen Sound Greys,
Stratford Braves, St. Marys
Lincolns, Waterloo Siskins and
the Kitchener Greenshirts. The
Central League will play an
interlocking schedule with the
Western Junior 'D' League
which includes Sarnia, St.
Thomas, Strathroy, Chatham
and Leamington.
Jack Evans has been named
coach of the Siftos. They will
open training camp this Sunday,
October 1, at 12;00 noon.
Workouts will continue each
day thereafter at 7:00 p.m. An
invitation is extended to all
Wingham area junior age hoc-
key players to attend the open-
ing practices.
The game turned wide open in
the final frame as Wingham ex-
ploded for nine runs and put the
game away.
Murray struck out nine and
walked only three in recording
his 21st victory of the year. On-
ly two Atwood base runners
made it past second base in sev-
en innings.
Murray also paced the Wing-
ham batters with a triple and a
pair of singles while Bill Hil-
bert slapped out a pair of dou-
bles and a single. Bill Brown
and Doug Leitch each collected
three safeties.
Saturday's game was close
all the way as Atwood led from
start to finish by either one or
two runs.
D. Strachan led the winners
with a double and two singles
while Doug Long added a dou-
ble and a single. Donnie Mur-
ray paced the locals with a two-
run homer and a single. Bill
Hilbert collected a double and
a triple and Bobby LaRose a
double and a single.
Saturday's Game R H E
Atwood 013 020 2 8 9 1
Wingham 002 120 2 7 10 3
Long and Harrow; D. Murray
and R. Murray.
Monday's Game R H E
Wingham 100 001 9 11 18 2
Atwood 000 001 0 1 3 2
D. Murray and R. Murray;
Long, Hammond (7) and Har-
row.
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MEN'S TOWN LEAGUE
Some of the teams are get-
ting away on the others as there
are now nine points between top
and bottom, separating the
bowlers from the men, We
must again thank our spares who
so ably came through.
The high single went to Ross
Gordon with 280 and Ken Sax-
ton claimed high triple with
768. Three fine games - 260,
254, 254.
Over 250 were Ed Rintoul
260, 267; Ken Simmons 251;
Andy Henderson 278; Jim Hen-
derson 253; Ian MacLaurin 265;
Bob Brooks 258.
The standing after three
nights; Bruins and Canadiensl5;
Maple Leafs 12; Black Hawks 9;
Rangers and Red Wings 6.
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WEDNESDAY NIGHT
LADIES' LEAGUE
We're off to another season
of bowling. The executive de-
cided that this year we would
use handicaps and according to
Dorothy, we have some nice
high handicaps for next week so
I guess I wasn't the only one
who had a rotten night.
Hilda Brown came through
with her usual good bowling and
took the high single with a 253
and the high triple of 654.
The points were divided as
follows; Fluffs 7; Wheaties 5;
Cheerios 5; Shreddies 2; Trix 2;
and the Muffets 0.
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THURSDAY NIGHT
MIXED LEAGUE
I don't know if it was the
new pins or not, but some
members of the Thursday Night
Mixed League really started to
roll last week. Barry Fry and
Ian MacLaurin shared the high
single for men with 261. Barry
won out for the high triple hon-
ors with a 759. Audrey Swat-
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