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The Rural Voice, 1991-10, Page 32his is a lesson on how to replace the broken handle of an ordinary stable fork. You may hear rumours that such a project is not for amateurs, or anyone with a skimpy workshop. Ignore such gossip. If you can con- struct a self-propelled wheelbarrow from scraps found at the township dump, you can put a handle on a fork. The job will take maybe three to four hours, depending on your back- ground, education, stubbornness, ability to follow instructions, and work stoppage due to glitches and head scratching. It's a straightforward job, tool handling is, something like overhauling a transmission. Take a wooden fork handle, for example. (These instructions can also be adapted to rakes, shovels, hoes, and other hand implements.) If the handle isn't broken yet, you can treat that deficiency as follows: leave the tool of choice out in the weather all sum- mer, and then overwork it in some stiff clay. This is effective but slow. It's quicker to break a tool handle directly by using it to pry out a frozen rock, or running over it with the truck, as I did last night. People have private techniques for doing these things, and, out my way, they don't talk much about them. Use your normal method for breaking handles — it's nobody's business but your own. As for repair equipment, if my own recent experience is any guide, then you need only a vise, sledgehammer, tactics, electric grinder, electric drill, logic, hacksaw, and punch; also an analogy, a piece of wood, and some strategy. This list may be inadequate for some problem cases, which are the norm, but it's a good starter kit. When buying a replacement handle, you may reap a certain amount of public abuse, heckling, and other forms of advice from people who walk right up and ask, "Why not just buy a new fork?" Well, each must deal with this in his/her own way, but the best answer is that there are new handles right there in the store, and they must have been intended for something. With everything in perspective, and your logic in place, proceed confidently. Step one: remove the broken fork TRYING TO REPLACE THOSE CONFOUNDED FORK HANDLES by Mervyn Erb handle and install the new one... Too simple? Ah, but a world of wisdom and experience is there to help. Take note of the intricate setup before you: on the fork, the tines end in a steel prong about six inches long, that is driven up into the wooden handle; then there is a steel sleeve that fits over the handle to keep it from split- ting as the prong is forced into it. Then a steel pin (this is crucial; re- member the pin) goes through the sleeve, the handle, the prong, and out the other side, holding everything together. That's your basic, modern, one-step handle -attachment design. The Romans invented iL Now, concentrate on that steel pin, the one with an expanded head on each end, that holds things together like a permanent cuff link, only worse. Try to remove it! I couldn't get that pesky pin out either, by golly; it had grown in, sort of, and rusted there. So I cut the head off with a hacksaw and tried to drive the pin out with a hammer and punch. It was a proper tactic, but nothing budged. I sawed off the other end and tried to pound it through from that side. Nothing budged again. I adjourned to the grinder and ground the head off closer to the sleeve, then ground off the neck and everything else flush with the sleeve, and pounded some more, emitting oaths of eloquence and passion. Still it didn't budge. The steel pin was firmly rusted into the steel prong which, remember, is inside the wood- en handle. What to do? Blast those tines out of the handle by sheer force, of course. I put the thing in a vise and ham- mered it with ferocity: a piece of wood cushioned the savagery of my blows. I got the pin, tines, and steel sleeve out in just less than an hour and a half. As a beginner you may not do quite as well. It's now dismantled, but for one small problem: You have to re -use the sleeve, and hunks of the wooden han- dle are wedged up inside it — I mean wedged. The wood stuck in there is bony and hard as rock. So how do you get the stuff out? I'm not sure. Okay, so maybe I made a wrong turn back at step one: I should have sawed the handle off at the top of the sleeve and then burned out the remain- ing wood by sticking the tool in the furnace. But that didn't seem like a good idea, because it might have ruined the strength of that thin steel sleeve, making the tool worthless. Maybe, with luck, it could be done gently enough. You could try that. Me, I've got another idea. If I store the thing carefully for about 10 years in the tall damp grass behind my barn, that sucker might just rot out of that sleeve, and I could be back in business. I may try that and let you know. Meanwhile, I'm keeping an eye peeled for a fork sale at Sills Hard- ware store.0 (Mervyn Erb is an independent crop consultam and agronomist from Brucefield, Ontario.) 28 THE RURAL VOICE