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6 THE RURAL VOICE
INNOVATIONS
FOR THE 1990s
When the hugging, toasting,
and merriment is all over, we're
faced with tearing into a brand new
decade. That's going to prove to be
quite a challenge for farmers. Those
of us who limped through the '80s
and managed to remain in the oldest
profession in the world are secretly
wondering how we're going to keep
farming in the '90s.
Government is planning to make
it easier for us. The weaning process
from those bad old subsidies is going
to escalate so that we can play with
the rest of the world in the market-
place. I don't know about you, but
when I weaned my children from
breast or bottle, I had something
equally nourishing and sustaining
waiting for them. Maybe they've got
some surprise under wraps that they
don't want to get us all excited about.
Any products we do manage
painstakingly to grind out are having
a tougher time, on a daily basis, of
finding a place to get processed. The
packing plants are closing and moving
west, the vegetable and fruit pro-
cessors are thinking of folding up their
tents and vacating, and we'll be left to
play "let's make a deal" with the stars
and stripes.
All is not lost, though! Women
and men in agriculture have shown
the world what kind of fortitude they
possess. Both are willing to work off
the farm so they can continue altru-
istically feeding the rest of the country
at a loss. If need be, I'm sure the
women will once again pick up the
reins and pull the plow themselves if
they have to. They've had to do
worse.
Infrequent communication
with relatives in Europe convinces
me that they arc not willing to be at
the mercy of the world marketplace
for their next meal. It's an odd
government that consciously trades
away the means to feed a country in
the hope that someone else will do it,
and more cheaply at that!
During the next decade, we'll
have to examine closely our motives
for staying in farming. Profits aren't
going to be one of them. Ecology and
the preservation of both land and what
it can sustain will be our guiding
factor.
Consumers will soon be in throes
of rapture if they spot a live worm in
an apple. That means it is "natural."
Caterpillars on broccoli and cauli-
flower add protein to the dish and
prove that nothing interfered with the
food's natural growth pattern. "Tying
on the feed bag" could be back in
vogue at the rate oats and oat bran
are being lauded as health food.
There are some diversification
ideas I've come up with which Super
Wrench agrees have merit. We can
make our 100 -foot silo into a minia-
ture CN Tower. You can see for miles
from it. The sightseers, as an added
thrill, can climb up the outside ladder
if they dare.
For those less adventurous, we'll
install the hog loading chute and pro-
pel them up there. The entire farm
could become an impressive trailer
camp. As an added attraction, the
lagoon will be filled with water and
we'll hire out little yellow paddle
boats.
The new decade will definitely be
a challenge and that's good. It will
make us innovative. The positives
aren't always obvious, but they are
there. You just have to look harder.
We made it through the last decade —
surely this one won't be as rough?
Happy New Year!O
Gisele Ireland, from Bruce County,
began her series of humorous columns
with The Rural Voice. Her most
recent book, Brace Yourself, is
available for $7 from Bumps Books,
Teeswater, Ontario, NOG 2S0.