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14 THE RURAL VOICE
Mabel's Grill
The
world's
problems
are
solved
daily
'round
the table
at
Mabel's.
"I see the kids are back in school,"
said George McKenzie the other
morning as he sat down for the
morning meeting of the world
advisory council, otherwise known as
Mabel's coffee club.
"Where have you been?" said
Dave Winston. "The kids have been
back for nearly a month. I guess
you're getting too old to have kids in
school so you're out of the loop."
"I don't mean those kids," said
George. "I mean the kids in
parliament. Don't those politicians
remind you of a particularly bad
grade nine class before the teacher
comes in?"
"And some grade nine classes
after the teacher came in," said Cliff
Murray. "I remember a teacher or
two who got run right out of the
business."
"Yeh, they quit or got fired if they
couldn't keep control," said George.
"Parliament just goes on like this
forever."
"I thought a lot of the kids who
acted up the most were the kids who
were likely to drop out of school,"
said Dave. "Maybe they went to
parliament instead."
"Naw, these are the smart kids
who sat at the front of class and paid
attention, went to university, became
lawyers, then started acting out when
they got elected to parliament," said
George.
"Don't you think all this has
something to do with the fact we've
got a minority government," said
Cliff. "I mean they've all got the
adrenaline flowing because at any
moment the government could be
defeated and we're off for an
election."
"Yeh, and there's all these idiots
out there who want to go to
proportional representation so we'll
have minority governments all the
time," said Dave.