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The Rural Voice, 2004-01, Page 14"Our experience assures lower cost water wells" 104 YEARS' EXPERIENCE Member of Canadian and Ontario Water Well Associations • Farm • Industrial • Suburban • Municipal Licensed by the Ministry of the Environment 611 f11011111 Ir Iry • A III p Mia : DAVIDSON WELL DRILLING LTD. WINGHAM Serving Ontario Since 1900 519-357-1960 WINGHAM 519-664-1424 WATERLOO DRAINAGE Specializing in: -' Plastic Tile Installation r * Backhoe & Dozer Service * Septic System Installation * Traditional & Alternative Systems! For Quality, Experience, & Service, call: M 61 236 = 70350 R.R. #2 Zurich, Ont. NOM 2T0 PARKER ®PARKER L I M ITE to www.hay.neti-drainage 10 THE RURAL VOICE Mabel's Grill The world's problems are solved daily 'round rhe table at Mabel 's. "I'm buying the coffee this morning," said Wayne Bruce the other morning. "About time you bought, with the price you charged me for the last pair of boots I bought at your store," said George McKenzie. "What's got you feeling so good this morning?" wondered Dave Winston. "Hey, according to this assess- ment notice I got, the value of my house just went up 20 per cent," said Wayne. "And you think you can get that price?" wondered Cliff Murray. "Of course not, but it makes me feel good to think somebody does." "Yeh I think there should be some guarantee with these assessment values," said George. "If I have to pay taxes on my farm at the value they say it's worth, say for the next five years, the government has to guarantee I'll actually get what they say it's worth if I sell. If not, I should get a refund." "I don't know anybody who thinks their place is worth what the latest assessment notices say," said Dave. "Hey, it's a great way for the local politicians to raise taxes without raising taxes," grumbled George. "The total assessment goes up so they can increase what they spend without really putting a percentage increase on the mill late. When your taxes go up on your farm or house, they tell you that's just the price you pay for being lucky to have the value of your property go up." "I'd like to see them convince me the price of my farm went up with the way pig prices are," moaned Dave. "Only if some guy from Toronto buys it for a country place," said Wayne. -NA, ell 1 sure don't need higher taxes what with the Hydro bill going to go up come spring," said Dave. "I told you not to vote for the Liberals," said George. "I suppose the deficit would have disappeared if Ernie Eves had been re-elected," said Cliff. "Everybody knows the Liberals just cooked that up as an excuse to break the ridiculous promises they made to get elected," said George. Cliff had his mouth open to argue with George when Molly Whiteside delivered Dave's usual breakfast order, the one with an extra egg and four slices of bacon. "I don't know how you can eat all that fat," said Molly as she stood back to watch Dave cover it with salt and pepper. "I'm trying to eat us into better pork prices," said Dave. "Nice help for the egg producers too," said Wayne. "Besides, there's no trans -fatty acids in this unless Mabel cooked it in Crisco," said Dave. "Haven't you heard, it's the vegetables you've got to worry about these days, not the animal fats." "I don't quite think that's what the nutritionists are saying," said Molly. "It's the hydrogenated fats they're worried about. Pure canola oil is still better for you than beef or pork fat." "Yeh, tell that to the people who go to those fancy restaurants and pay big bucks for a steak," said George. "Here we've been getting our meat leaner and then people eat imported beef in restaurants because they say ours doesn't taste as good, so now we have to go get the fat back in." "Yeh and the biggest thing with the celebrity cooks down in the States is using lard in their recipes," said Wayne. "And bacon with lots of fat on it, the kind the Americans used to eat before we gave them our lean hogs." "Yeh, it's the same with anything," said Cliff. "Wait long enough and all the stuff that's bad for you will be found to be good for you." "That's why I keep smoking," said Molly. "I figure sooner or later they'll find it's really good for you."0