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somebody to take the poop from my
septic tank when they won't allow it
to be spread on crops anymore and
all the insurance guys to cover me in
case somebody somewhere along the
way doesn't do the job right and I still
get blamed for screwing things up."
"You forgot about your advisor on
how to cut greenhouse gases so the
government can meet its Kyoto
targets," said George.
"I didn't know we had to have
one of those," said Dave with a
worried look.
"You will, just wait," said George.
"We signed a blank cheque on this
thing and now the government's
going to fill it in."
"So what, you want us to just
keep on polluting until the
environment's ruined by this global
warming?" wondered Cliff.
"If there's global warming," said
George. "I mean three years ago they
got us all stirred up worrying the
world was going to end because of
the Millennium Bug and look what
happened with that."
"Yeh but maybe some people
actually did something so the worst
wouldn't happen," said Cliff.
"And some people made a pile of
money on it like that guy who went
around scaring the hell out of us and
collecting a fortune in speaker's
fees," said Dave. "I wonder whatever
happened to him."
"He went to work as an advisor to
the global warming people," said
George. "I mean doesn't it scare you
guys that the same people who
turned a $2 million gun registry plan
into a billion dollar screwup are now
going to take on something really big
like Kyoto?"
"Not as long as they keep Alan
Rock away from it," said Cliff.
"Yeh, that would be Osama Bin
Laden's fondest dream: put Alan
Rock in care of the Kyoto Accord
and he could destroy a whole
country," said Dave.
"You don't suppose Alan Rock is
somebody's secret weapon," said
George. "You think he might be one
of those deep sleepers like that guy
in Ottawa who's been here for years
just waiting to destroy the country?"
"If Alan Rock is a sleeper I wish
he'd go back to sleep," said Dave.O
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