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The Rural Voice, 2002-03, Page 16CANADA STEELT' SERVICE CENTRE INC. - 479 MacEwan Street, Goderich • N7A 4M1 YOUR LOCAL SUPPLIER ISO 9002 REGISTERED FOR YOUR STEEL REQUIREMENTS Beams. Rounds. Hot & Cold. Finished Rounds & Bars, Channel. Reinforcing Steel, Square Tubing, Angles. Flat Bar. Expanded Metal, Bar Grating, Matt's for Concrete Work, Primed Beams & Lintels, Stainless Steel and Aluminum Please Call: TOLL FREE: 1-888-871-7330 PHONE: (519) 524-8484 FAX: (519) 524-2749 BARN RENOVATIONS • Renovations to farm buildings • Concrete Work • Manure Tanks • Using a Bobcat Skid Steer w/hydraulic hammer, bucket, six -way blade & backhoe BEUERMANN CONSTRUCTION R.R. #5 BRUSSELS 519-887-9598 12 THE RURAL VOICE Mabel's Grill The world's problems are solved daily 'round the table at Mabel's "I'm kind of worried about this situation in Argentina," said Dave Winston the other day. "What do you mean, that all that grain they've got down there that they can't sell will suddenly come on the market and kill world demand?", asked Cliff Murray. "No it's the money thing that's got me worried," said Dave. "Oh come on, bad as the loonie is. we're a long way from Argentina's problems," scoffed George McKenzie. "No, it's the banks," said Dave. "You know how they're in this situation where they put money in the banks and they can't get it out," said Dave. "Yeh, must be tough for people down there but what about it?" wondered George. "I'm worried Canadian banks might think this was a good thing and try to do it here," said Dave. "Yeh, they make it hard enough to get your money out as it is," said Molly Whiteside as she delivered George's toast. "I hate the lineups at that bank machine." "1 skip them and go inside the bank and deal with the tellers," said Cliff. "Inside? Whoever heard of going inside?" said Molly. "Yeh, you might actually have to deal with real people," said Dave. "The great thing about a machine is if it makes a mistake you can curse it and kick it. With a real person, if you do that you get arrested." "But with a person they might actually listen and do something," said George. "When was the last time you were in a bank?" asked Cliff. "Me, I have to go inside a bank once a year to talk to the manager about my loan and that's once too • often," said Dave. "Well just be glad she's still giving you money." said George. "I figure with all the money Canadian banks have lost in Argentina somebody's going to pay and it's usually Canadian farmers." "Isn't it interesting that the bankers are the ones who make bad loans and then they start cutting back on us because they say we're not running our businesses well so we're bad risks?" said Cliff: "Yeh, and if we make bad decisions and lose money, we have our take-home pay slashed all to heck but the presidents and vice- presidents of the banks still get their big salaries and expect us to take the hit," said Dave. "Power is rewarded in this world I tell you," said George. "I mean take a look at this Olympic judging thing. That would never have happened to the U.S. It's what we get when the government lets our armed forces run down the way they have." "What, you mean if the French had been afraid we'd invade them they wouldn't have fiddled the scores?" asked Cliff, incredulously. "I'm just saying people respect power," said George. "I -mean it was the Americans that got this whole thing straightened out, not us." "Probably threatened with a hydrogen bomb," smirked Dave. "Go ahead and laugh, but Canada's a 90 -pound weakling on the world stage," said George. "Seems to me we should be better at the Olympics than we are," said Dave with a wink at Cliff. "Afterall, there are all these downhill sports like bobsled and skiing and according,to guys like George, here, Canada's been going downhill for a long time." "Yeh but it takes weight to go fast down the bobsled track and Canada's strictly a lightweight," George grouched. "See the problem is we're so used to devaluation that instead of getting gold, we keep getting silver," said Cliff. "Well with you guys around here," hinted Molly, "getting silver would sure be a nice surprise, let alone gold or folding money."0