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The laws of
spring physics
1. MUD RULES SUPREME: No
matter how many mats, brooms, or
boot trays you spread around, mud
will find its
way into the
house. The
proportion
of mud on
the floors.
the carpet
and the
couch is
directly
related to
how many
husbands
and children
you have to
transport
this substance into the domicile.
2. MUD PUDDLES ATTRACT:
No matter what the size of the
puddle, you will always park the car
so you have to step into it to get out
of the car. Leaping to avoid it results
in sprained ankles and knee injuries.
If the puddle is only the size of a
skating rink for mice, a child will find
it and joyfully explore its
possibilities. Neither shrieking nor
threatening will diminish their
pleasure in shucking their footwear
and getting mire to the knees.
3. WARM WEATHER
DECEIVES: At least once during
spring you will leave home in flimsy
running shoes, a Light sweater and an
appreciative smile for the balmy
breezes that seduce you. You will
return in a raging blizzard, cross-eyed
from trying to stay on the road and
suffering from the onset of
hypothermia.
4. THE DECORATING BUG
BITES: How severely you are
infected depends on how much
money you have. The law says that
the least disposable cash available
always command the biggest list of
wants in this area. Vehement
disagreements between spouses are
par for the course on this one. Men
want big things with motors that
don't need to be measured and pasted
on a wall. Women want things in
Some things
about spring
irrefutable