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Village Squire, 1979-06, Page 19please and I said, 1 don't, at least not always, and she said why don't you say please for Auntie and I said I don't know, ca.' I wash my hands please, and she said you've just washed your hands, what do you want to wash them again for and I said because I want to go to the bathroom, please. She said oh, you just want to puddle with the soap and water, no, you can't go. Then I started to cry and she said, well, just cry it out and stay at the table and then I made wet on the chair and it went on the floor and on the rug and she jumped and ran with me to the bathroom but it was too late because I didn't want to wet any more. Then she said you little imp, why didn't you tell me. I did, and said please and you wouldn't let me. Then she looked at me very hard and said you are the strangest child. If I had you for a week Fd Make You Over but I said 1 don't want to be Made Over - Isn't God very good at it? Good at what said Auntie. Good at making children...Why of course God is good at making children, what in the world made you ask such a question? Well because you said God made me and now you want to Make Me Over. With that Auntie left the bathroom and I started to wash my hands and 1 used the old toothbrush and the dog came in and I scrubbed his back and he like it and I took him to the kitchen to show Auntie and I asked her if I could scrub the dog all the time if I came to stay for a week and She said who said you were coming to stay for a week. Because you asked me to I said and she smiled and said would you like to come and I said yes, if I can bring Niggar - Niggar is my dog and he's bigger than auntie's dog and I'll bet Niggar would eat Auntie's dog right up and maybe her cat too because it scratched me when I lifted it up and I had to go and get some iodine on it and she said not to tease the kitty because it was not used to children and while she was talking, the cat came and jumped on the table and Auntie said get down, you naughty kitty, and it wouldn't, and I pulled it off by its tail and it made an awful noise and Auntie grabbed it up and it scratched her and made blood come and I went to the bathroom to get the iodine to pour it on Auntie's arm and cat jumped and knocked the iodine all over Auntie's dress and on the rug and Auntie went over to the chesterfield and laid down and started to cry. I guess the kitty hurt her so I went and got a stick from the corner and I gave the kitty a big whack and made her howl and Auntie stopped crying and jumped up and ran to the telephone and called long distance and it was Mom on the phone and Auntie said she wasn't feeling well and would it be convenient for Dad to come and get me because she thought I was getting a little home -sick. But I wasn't homesick but I guess Auntie thought I was. So Dad came and got me and went home and I said to Auntie can I come again soon and stay for a week and have some peas, please, and she said we'll think it over. Goodbye for now and she gave me a kiss and pushed me into the car." McGillicuddy's Diary to be published Chief Ezekial McGillicuddy of Hamhocks is well on his way to becoming a local celebrity. It was recently announced that the adventures of the Chief would be depicted on stage at the Blyth Summer Festival this summer in the play McGillicuddy's Lost Weekend and now it has been announced that excerpts from his diary will appear in book form this summer. The Diary has appeared monthly since Nov. 1976, telling of the Chief's times and troubles in the town of Hamhocks. The book, to appear in July, will take the best of past entries and add some new material as well. More details will be available in the July issue. STONETOWN ANTIQUES ST. MAR YS Welcomes you to the new location at 14 Church St. N. just across from the historic Town Hall. 4000 square feet of show space allows you ample room to examine the exciting pieces of Canadianna Furniture, glass, china, prints and primitives. Shop for superior antiques in comfort in Canada's most beautiful antique shop. HOURS 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Sun. 2 p.m. to 5 p.m. Phone (519)284-3631 Prop. "Cy" Cline June 1979, Village Squire 17