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Village Squire, 1979-06, Page 18Visiting Auntie Auntie was a nice lady but why did she have to 'Make me over'? BY E.P. I am only four and a half years old. I don't go away from home very often but once or twice a year Mom and Dad take me to the city to see Auntie - Sis goes too. Now we like Auntie - sometimes. We like her when she does not try to Make Us Over. Auntie is Dad's sister and Mom does not like to say much, especially as we only stay a few hours on a visit. Sometimes we leave the farm early in the morning, get to Auntie's in time for dinner and leave in time to get home for the chores. Sometimes, for something special, maybe to see Santa Claus, we go and stay overnight, but this is not very often, but whether we stay three hours or twelve, Auntie always wants to Make Us Over. I get along fairly well at home except just sometimes when I feel ornery. Dad says everyone feels ornery sometimes. If I don't feel like saying 'Please' Mom says "My, you're in a bad humour to -day, just plain ornery", but she gives me my dinner just the same. But not Auntie, she stands over me with the pan and the big spoon in her hands and says "Do you want peas?" They look so good I say "Yep" quick like and she says "Oh, no, you don't get them that way, say yes please", then I say "I won't". I don't want to be naughty, I don't want to be ornery - but when l see Auntie standing over me trying to Make Me Over, I don't want to be Made Over. I want the peas but I won't say yes please, when Auntie says I must. So I don't get any peas, she goes to the nex* one and my sister - she's six and a half - and she says quick as a flash - even before Auntie tells her to "I want some peas, Auntie, please". "That's a good little girl" says Auntie and gives her a big heaping spoonful After the peas come the potatoes. Now at home Mom does not ask me if I want potatoes, she puts them on my dish and if 16 Village Squire, June 19/9 they are not mashed up, she breaks them up for me with a fork and puts a big heap of butter on the top and says "My, doesn't that look good?" and I eat it quick. Sometimes, before she gets around the table to serve the others I hold up my dish and holler for more, sometimes before Dad says Grace and he says "Boy, oh boy, are you hungry! That's what I like to see, a good appetite". But Auntie - she won't let us touch even a wee little bit until everybody has been served with all their dinner and sometimes that takes so long because Auntie has to go into the kitchen to take off her apron and then Uncle has to say Grace. When we start, Auntie watches to see if we use the right knife or fork or spoon and use the knife in the proper hand and keep our elbows off the table. At home, Mom lets me use my spoon for everything - she cuts up my meat small so I can use my spoon - but not so with Auntie. She says we must eat meat with a knife and fork. Sis asked Dad why she was so strict with children and he said "Wellyou see, Auntie has not got any little children of her own" and Sis said "So that's why little boys and girls won't go to live with her, because she's so strict?" "Oh - maybe - I guess so - perhaps" said Dad. When 1 said "It's a good thing Mom was not so strict or maybe Sis and I would not have come to live with her", Mom just laughed and said, "My, you're a funny one". Then I asked Mom if Auntie was not so strict would little boys and girls come to live with her and said "I don't think so. Not now. But Auntie is very kind and loves her nieces and nephews very much and wants them to be very nice and mannerly". "But I am nice and mannerly, ain't I Mom". 1 asked. "Yes, I think you're nice and mannerly but don't say ain't". "Well, why does Auntie make my say please and why does she make me have a bath. you made me have a bath before I left home and Auntie said 1 was filthy, from long travelling and made me have another bath and I wasn't filthy from long travelling because we came in our car and the car wasn't dirty, was it Dad?" "Oh, blather, blather", said Mom, "Children always get dirty in a car or out of it. You'd been playing with the dog and so Auntie thought you should have a bath." "But I was only playing with the dog with my hands and 1 could wash my hands, couldn't I, without having a whole bath. Why don't she bath the dog then 1 wouldn't get my hands dirty playing with it - and she didn't want me to scratch my nose when it was itchy - she said get a handkerchief and blow it - I said. It's itchy - alright. she said, blow it, but I said it doesn't need blowing, it's just itchy inside and I'm scratching it and she said now go and wash your hands and come back to the table, and my hands weren't dirty because I was only scratching my nose inside but she made me wash my hands anyway. So I went to the bathroom to wash them and there was a little old toothbrush lying on top of the flush tank and I thought I would make my hands extra clean with it so I rubbed a lot of soap on the brush and I scrubbed and scrubbed and the dog came in and I scrubbed the dog too and then Auntie came in and she said what in the world are you doing - look at the mess - and my toothbrush too - Oh, dear - what a boy - get back to the table - and 1 said can 1 have some peas and she said Yes, of course - a big heaping spoonful and lots of butter on - now say please and 1 said No 1 won't. I want some peas. And she said How would you like to come and live with Auntie for a week and I said can 1 have some peas and she said yes, of course, lots of them and I said will I have to say please, and she said, yes, of course, all good little boys say