Village Squire, 1976-09, Page 16well tb get rid of the strings, and put it back in
the casserole dish anyway only with a pie
crust under it. Some people have said that
cooked squash tastes remarkably like cooked
pumpkin; not that I've tried it yet but may
have to.
The beets have been growing steadily all
summer and are now the size of turnips but
they are dutifully packed in sand. Some I have
pushed into jars in an attempt to pass them •
off as bit -size elegant pickles. These will be
served at Christimas time. Likely.
The carrots too are packed in sand. some of
the roots are wrapped around each other in a
lover-like embrace, but they are packed in
sand and not kept aside for admiration. Some
people leave their carrots in the garden and
merely pile them over with leaves and stake
the rows, and then have the urge for a carrot
in a blizzard and have to go out and dig them
up. Brave the wind and dig and stuff like that.
I search for onions in the weeds and put
them on a chicken wire rack to dry. It will
likely rain every day for weeks before I take
them in, so it won't be difficult to have soft
onions before February.
Then there are pears to pick, since the trees
are heavily loaded. I let the riper ones stay on
and pick the green ones later. The ones that
ripen first are the wormy ones.
I am up on a wobbly ladder and I hear
footsteps and feel a furtive hand on my leg.
"Here, let me straighten it for you." Jerk.
Jerk. The concern is not appreciated. I am
half-way up the ladder and it gives a crash
downward into the tree, not to the ground by
any means but far enought to rattle my
co-ordination. "There," says the voice.
"Now you have something. to lean against."
Presumably meaning a thicker limb or a
thatch of branches or something. Shrieking is
all my mental faculties allow (I hear a laugh
. but I'm too scared to look) besides trembling.
So now my knees shake as I pick and more
pears than necessary fall to the ground, due
to the ladder, branches and tree reverberat-
ing with my knees.
We have so many pears from these trees
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that after eating and preserving we have to
mash the rest for pear wine. This wine
besides being sweet is unique. It's full of
protein.I hate to see anything go to waste. So
I make wine but my efforts do not run
according to, the method put out by the
Ministry of Agriclture or the recipes found in
wine books. Mine is a hit or miss method. I
mash the fruit, add an equal amount of
Iikewarm water and as much sugar as I think
it needs and wait. It has never failed to
produce for me:
1) sparkling wine that was good. You will
just have to believe this as there is none left
to prove it.
2) some that did a good job of cleaning out
my drain.
3) ,some that you could say was vinegar.
4) some other drinkable stuff (manufact-
urer's opinion).
If you don't have pears you could try: beets
(the wine tastes beety), leftover fjuits and
vegetables from the freezer all mashed and
fermenting together. If this sounds unapetiz-
ing you could try these -- recipes I found for
cabbage wine, beetroot and pineapple wine,
onion wine, green tomato wine -- unromantic
stuff. Ply him with onion wine. Will you really
want the results?
After you have got the fruit and water and
sugar thrown together, cover it tightly,
because if you don't, flies get in and in a few
days small things begin to crawl. That will put
an end to your wine making.
use a well -washed battery acid bottle with
a fermentation lock in the opening or a hose
leading from the opening to a water -filled
beer battle. This makes a loud blurp, blurp
sound, something to remember if your
neigtjbours are within hearing distance.
If ou bottle your wine too early, it will
explode inside a cupboard and drip through
the cracks. I am speaking from experieince of
course, since more than one bottle of mine did
this and on one occasion, the cork hit the
ceiling.
Sooner or later I have to quit making wine
and get preserving; take last night's peach
preserving binge. Plans were to do down a
bushel. I sat trying to imagine what they were
going to taste like in the winter. I had peach
juice running down my arms, twitching nose,
and itching eyes. I annihilated one peach that
wasn't quite ripe enough trying to get the
stone out. Nobody would eat the sloppy thing
so I had to.
My thumbs, impatient to get the peach
halves apart, were impaled on every tenth pit.
They have very nasty points. Maybe I'll quit
prematurely, I thought, snuffling away.
I tried to use less sugar than usual, a real
dilemma because peaches frozen without
sugar taste like wet cardboard. I decided to
have yummt peaches once a month rather
than wet cardboard every week. On with the
sugar. I shoved my arm in the bag and sloped
the peaches around to get them covered with
the sticky syrup. No sense in having brown
mush.
Finally, with dehydrated and sore fingers
and sticky arms to the elbows, I finished the
last bag. My face felt as if it could move away.
As I survey my efforts, I know I shouldn't
pat myself on the back. The peaches are not
quite the perfect halves they are supposed to
be..
The dill pickles. One bottle is suspiciously
cloudy. Probably all the salt is in one bottle
'and none in the others. Last year's were
gritty.
Tonight corn juice will be running down my
arms. What will I do all winter?
Taste my wine, test it, have my friends test
it, to see if it's better or worse, or the same,
even if I have to get my nose down to the hole
in the battery acid bottle to savour the
bouquet. Banana and fig wine, blackberry
wine, elderberry wine, cherry wine, peach
sauterne what a bouquet.
There comes a time in the fall when I put an
arbitrary end to the canning and all that
(masculine wiles to -no avail). Either I run out
of jars or out of persistence and hide the jars,
whichever comes first. And the end, I think,
is coming soon.