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The Lucknow Sentinel, 1986-11-26, Page 52MEMO From the desk of Dave Nichol l�ii : ABRAHAM LINCOLN SUBJECT; THE ANSWER TO YOUR PROBLEM I understand that once, w le dining Butt with your good wife, you were serval 1, some strange and pallid brew, prom ting you to remark: "lir= THIS IS COFFEE, PLEASE BRING ill" SO TEA. IF THIS IS PI E BRING ME SOME COFFEE!!!" May I Impectful1y suggest that my best-selling PRESIDENTS BLEND GOURMET FFEE Is the answer " your pr-oblenxa°8! We u.se superior Arabica beans (absolutely none of the cheap obu N beams used in many everyday coffees!). Then we add two of the mast, and most expensive, coffee beats in the world—"strictly hand Len" Kenya and "hard bean" Sumatra Mandhel' . One taste is all. k , Mr: President, tri clearly iden ' what we ' think you is THE BES TASTING COFFEE IN NORTH AMERICA!!" We now offer 369 g tans of this coffee in three (All. Purpose, Fine and Extra -Fine) for . ..99 (at L, LS, NF Z, SI, SC) and HUGE 737 g tins (in the same grinds) for just $9.49 (at L, LS, NF, Z, SC). It took a. two years of intensive research and developrnen ore we vered a decaffeinated version w,• rthy of being call tl e PRESIDENT'S BL g 1—the 369 g tin (All Purpose, Fine and Extra -Fine . ) is just $5.99!! At L, LS, NF, SI, SC. Or try Pres ° is Blend Swiss -Water -Process Ground Decaf Coffee—just $4.99 for 250 g (at L, LS, NE Z, SC). While supplies last, look for the in-store coupons that entitle you to a free President's Blend 1987 Calendar Coffee Mug with the purchase of any one 737 g tin of President's Blend Gourmet Coffee, or any two 369 g tins of President's Blend (regular or decaf). These attractive coffee mugs are also available by themselves for only $1.99 each!!! At L, LS, NE Z, SI, SC. Sincerely, �� ' ll .421 PRESIDENTS CHOICE-II— WHERE WERE YOU SIX SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO?... S 111 1`< ri Vii; e! is .a O. VllETOG011V AOR;', WORM7V C P FE PIT IfrFyoan are pllanningatiptoRome,Ibegmetogutoalibrary first and photocopy Thomas Hov''i 1..s article, in Connoissm g e, "Seven and One I l.t i Glorious Days in ]femme" (October 1983). ka it, he givt you a fabulous Roman itinera y including hotels, atztamants and even coffee bay. 1 was l.. ark* fa scstiiatn. 1 by the owii following quote:: "If you eat the t cup of e Cate in die vi'ornd, go to it e - Sant'eushi 1. a1 and E'S Mira 1 was so impressed wi ! , Sant'ea tachio's epresso blend that 1 brought home a 4 -ib bag of their e pr iso beans and set about creating a Iidennt's Blend Espresso with the same taste ruffle (every time we tastih.l sanplas, the precious ben, I „ I . k Sant'eustachio beans were extract44 from my freezer). IT `OIC A YEAR BUT WE FINALLY DID IT!! My new pit' Blend Grund Espresso beat ms's best lung espiesso, Medaglia Mho, 13 to 1 in a consumer taste test conducted at Toronto's Italian community centre, Villa Com!!! (We conduct:4 a blind tasting involving 14 people • I in age firm 35 to 85. They were ask( ,•I to rate swim. les of eac1 coffee,p .,�, c,.; in an identical! manner.) Try a ' Seg tin today at otnlly .99. WE ALSO HAVE PRESIDENT'S BLEND "DECAF" ESPRESSO AT ONLY $5.29 FOR A • 300 G TIN. Av.'le EXCLUSIVELY at: L, LS, NE Z, SC. P • ' 'cinnwmasugtmeim .ad the:_wcik11001400 ke the "SMC for our i�eadets, 1'm constantly� amazedTi�iw one never fu ' 7 the "best" of an IN TIE COUNTRY WHERE I ACTUALLY P OPPC,Dabi NOT dam N } O/coo A Cyan $TIL PER Al I ALT 'E YE & ! cika's Tradition Two years ago, we introduced our President's Choice Luxury Biscuit Assortment and it became a HUGE success. The cookies are made in Belgium and France by one of the world's leading producers of quality biscuits. And the majority of the cookies are covered in rich Belgian chocolate. The president of the that makes them remarked that, in his opinion, our exclusive assortment is "THE BEST, RICHEST, MOST DELUXE IN THE WORLD!" Since there's no point in with perfection, we're offering our classic collection in two sizes: The 1 kg tin an impressive gift for only $12.99 (at L, LS, N1 Z, SI, SC); the 200 g box is a useful size for keeping in your office drawee etc., at only $2.99. EXCLUSIVELY at: L, LS, NF, Z, SC. Sony, these will be late. Fresh New Zealand ButterBied Leg Of Lamb! Although Ch• :, cheese leas r _. England, the British cherish extra -old, white CANADIAN Cheddar and are willy substantial premiums ?obtain the limited exist in Canadat EngkindA President's Choice 3,year'old, PremitunA White Cheddar Cheese is only $11/kg, or $4.99/Ib!! Is a good price? NO, IT'S A GREAT PRICE; an 18 -month old version of this cheese y sells at 's in New York for about $8.30/1b (Cdn)! 'uM 10W I SAVED THE GO V'T In our last Insider's Report, I told you Canada needed a James Swan to pay off our national debt of $34 billion. The figure I quoted was the projected 1985-86 federal deficit. A concerned citizen wrote me to say that some people may have misinterpreted my comments as referring to our "total" national debt. In such a case, he said "I KNOW YOU LIKE TO HELP PEOPLE SAVE MONEY—BUT YOU JUST SAVED THE GOVT ALMOST $200 BILLION!" I'm sure some readers would have accused me of "exaggeration for effect" if I'd revealed that this country is "totally"in in arrears not by $34,000,000 000—BUT BY $233,452,000,000 (those are `billions, folks). At last reckoning, this worked out to about $22,000 for every family in this country! Clearly, the day BJLLION!! of drastic belt -tightening looms ever closer. To help you practice, here's this issue's JAMES SWAN MEMORIAL SPECIAL (he was the U.S. citizen who paid off the U.SA.'s entire national debt in 1795). Ordinarily, at this time of year, you could pay up to $11.66/kg, or $5.2911b, for fresh, boned leg of Canadian lainb. Because we've had great success in past holiday issues with frozen, boneless, butterflied leg of New Zealand lamb, we asked the New Zealand Lamb Board to supply the same cut—only FRESH—for the comingholiday �eriod. Our price—only $11/kg, or 4.99/lb!! Available: L, LS, Z, SC. THE FINANCE MINISTER IS TRYING TO RAM THROUGH ANOTHER TAX HILL!! EWE GOTTA BE KIDDING.!! President's Choice"', No Name® and Insider's Report® are Trademarks of Food Market Holding Co. Ltd.