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The Rural Voice, 1983-02, Page 42Inflation Beaters USED TRACTORS MF 1085 with cab MF 275 with cab MF 275 A4 -F-244; 4x, seR4.-6fâ–șeowncr SOLO M F 265, low hours MF 40 I.R. with loader 12,000. 11,500. 9,500. 12,000. 10,500. 10.500. USED COMBINES MF 750 diesel, used only 400 hours MF 510 diesel MF 510 gas MF 82 S.P. .39,500. 24,000. 14.000. 2,200. USED EQUIPMENT New Holland 352 Mix Mill 3,900. MF 33 Drill 17 -run with grass box .. - 2,200. MF 1163 Corn head 6 -row, used 1 year 9,500. MF 43 Corn Head 4 -row 4,500. New Idea Picker Sheller, ex. cond. 5,000. John Deere 5x14 semi -mount plow 1,500. Gehl 95 Mix Mill 3.800. Bobcat Skid Steer 9,500. Little Giant 30' Elevator 1600. Chain Harrow 16' Pickseed 650. sow 1200. Bush Hog 14'/2' disc 2200. MF 14' disc ex. cond 3800. SERVICE SPECIAL until February 28/83 Free pickup and delivery within 30 miles. 10% discount on parts and labour for cash or three equal monthly payments (April 1, May 1 & June 1) with no interest added. Midwestern Equipment (Listowel) Ltd. MASSEY FERGUSON GEHL LISTOWEL, ONTARIO JACK NICKEL PHONE 291-2697 Res. 291-2327 PG. 42 THE RURAL VOICE, FEBRUARY 1983 OVER THE BACK FENCE PLASTIC CARD ADVENTURE by Tom Maplewood The mails coughed up an unusual item for me last week. It was a notice of registered mail which required a trip into town in the half -ton. I hate these unscheduled excursions when I've work to do but this one bothered me enough that I took off. The post office contained a halfdozen clerks as it usually does and about three times as many customers. These were all backed up at the registration wicket. Only one clerk was portioned out to deal with the line up, the rest loitered about with nothing to do as is their way. I fell in at the end of the line and awaited my turn. In the time it took to get to the front I could've milked forty cows with one hand. I chewed my lip and tried to stay polite as I was put through the rigamarole of signing a book in several places before being handed a big gray envelope with my name typed near the middle. The envelope bore no return address and I got just a little excited. Could it be that we'd clicked with the Readers Digest Sweepstakes? I nearly tore it to shreds trying to get into it. Finally, out dropped a letter printed in colored ink on heavy stock. As I retrieved it from the floor I saw there was a beautiful plastic card fastened to the bottom section. My name was embossed on it in gold. I was some impressed. I read over the bi-lingual letter but it was mostly lawyer talk and in small print and I couldn't make much out of it. Besides, most of the important stuff was obscured by the card which I couldn't easily remove. I pondered a bit and read back over the part of the letter I could see. I'll be darned if I could make head or tail of it. I gathered it was from a bank. Then it hit me. I was standing looking stupid with something I didn't want in the middle of the post office in the middle of a busy morning with lots of chores back home that were in serious need of my attention. I was jumping mad. I gripped the letter in one hand and took purchase on the card with the other 'hen gave the whole shebang a good rip. I got results. The letter was torn to shreds. I pulled little strips of it off the card. With the backside revealed I saw it was a credit card. I began to snort and spit. All a good farmer needs when he's up to his nose in money troubles to begin with is a bloody charge card. I was mad enough to jam it down somebody's gullet. I fumed a few minutes then decided on a course of action that might yield some satisfaction for my lost time. I sauntered over to the wicket where a clerk was poking among the parcels. "Hey, who sent me this credit card I never ordered?" I enquired in bold voice. The sourpuss looked at me a bit. I could see he was annoyed. Several of the other customers observed us with passing interest. I had gotten about the reaction I expected so I advanced to Phase 2. I reached down the left leg of my coveralls and drew my ball -peen hammer out of its loop. Then I gently set the plastic card in the middle of the counter and raised the hammer high overhead. I took careful aim and brought it down with a mighty swing. It made a helluva bang. "Well, I don't want it! And stop sending me debt cards in the mail!" This I roared above the din of the hammer as I pounded it mercilessly onto the counter until the card was reduced to pieces the size of bingo markers. The event drew a nice crowd. By the smiles around me I had sympathizers. A generous round of applause greeted me as I finished, prompting me to remove my cap and bow before stomping