The Lucknow Sentinel, 1978-07-05, Page 4Page 4-.-Lucknow Sentinel, Wednesday, July 5, 1978
The Lucknow Sentinel
LUCKNOW, ONTARIO
"The Sepoy Town"
On the Huron -Bruce Boundary
Established 1873 - Published Wednesday
Published by Signal -Star Publishing Ltd.
Robert G. Shrier - president and publishes
Sharon J. Dietz - editor
Anthony N. Johnstone - advertising and
` general manager
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Mailing Address P.O. Box 400, Lucknow NOG 2H0
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Congratulations,
Tommy!
Lucknow has its own celebrity in the
person of 10 -year-old Tommy Gilmore who
won the Canadian Championship in Baton
Twirling in Winnipeg on the weekend.
Tommy competed against the best from
Canada and we are proud he brought home
the national trophy.
Keep up the good work, Tommy, for as
with anything one tries to achieve, being the
best in twirling competitions requires hours
of -practice and hard work.
Congratulations, we are proud of you.
Summer
The first long weekend of July has
heralded the summer. School is out, summer
holidays are at hand and the days are long
and lazy.
It's a carefree time of the year when we all
begin to wish we lived in the southern climate
where the, Californian sun shone all year
long.
Toddlers in bathing suits, carrying sand
pails, run for the water's edge; teenagers
ride in. vans and on motorcycles heading for
the beach; there's bar-be-queing in the back
yard and families camping in trailers and
tents.
Gardners spend hours with hoe and tiller to
grow vegetables to be canned for winter's
table. Farmers are well into their busy season
which begins with the planting in the spring
through the haying in summer to the harvest
in the fall. /
Lovers, young and old, go for long walks
along the beach at sunset. Boys hitch push
lawn mowers , to riding lawn mowers and
travel about town cutting Fawns to earn
money. Boys on the farm heave bales of hay,
scuffle corn and combine grain.
Pup tents spring up in the back yard and
the kids sleep out at night.
Summer theatre flourishes throughout the
area like the grain in .the fields; Stratford's
Festival and Avon Theatres: Grand Bend's
Country •Playhouse and Blyth's Summer
Festival.
The swimming pool is alive with splashing
laughter, a mother's respite from the insanity
of kids out of school.
The Blue Jays are well into a second great
season which has seen them whop the
Orioles. The argos_ .and the Ticats are into
training camp and Borg and Connors are
battling for the Wimbledon cup, while Glen
Abbey sighs following the Canadian Open.
Summerfest, which started the whole thing
for our town, Is a recent memory of fun, and
there's a tractor pull, the craft festival and
the Lions bar-be-que yet to cornea
It's summer. It's the only time you'll have
this summer.' Have the summer of your fife-!
1lCUM 0/ Tflemoq,i
BY D.A. CAMPBELL
I will never forget the day that Jeremy Fraser, the
undertaker, came into the "Grunt and Thunder" office to
cancel his ad. He was dressed in a black suit, immaculate .
as a tailor's dummy, and his face was like those which
received his expert attention. His glassy eyes looked
through me, and his voice was a monotone, carried on a
breath of peppermint - the, camouflage for his secret nips
at the bottle.
To the Editor:
Recently I received a letter
from Addison Kerr Laing of
219 4th Avenue, Ottawa K1S
2L7. He had been seeking
information on his Kerr an-
cestors who came to Canada
from Ochiltree in Scotland.
They lived first at Ratho,
Ontario, near. Plattsville. In
1860's or later, James Kerr
moved to Lucknow and went
into partnership with his
brother, George, who oper-
ated a general store. James
operated a shoe factory and
millinery section. The build-
ing is of stone and is almost
the same to day. Mr. Laing.
took a • picture of it and it
closely resembles. an 1867
print. The building houses a
law firm and restaurant
today.
In the 1880s, James Kerr
moved to Millbank and then
Bright. About 1900 he retired
to Hamilton. James' first
wife died in 1877 and is
buried in South Kinloss
Cemetery. In 1879, James
married Louisa McLeod.
George Kerr was Reeve of
Lucknow for a few years. Mr.
Laing would be glad of any
further information on his
grandparents - James and
Louisa Kerr or relatives.
Gladys Arnold.
To the . Editor:
THEY ARE STILL LETTING
US DOWN
I'm sure that the majority
of Sentinel readers must
have been disturbed by
M.P.P. Murray Gaunt's
statement in a June issue
that junk books were being
used as teaching material in
the Huron County high
schools. Murray further add-
ed to his disgust with our
Ontario education authorities
by stating that while the
present situation exists . he
will not permit his children to
attend Huron County high
schools.
As far as books are
concerned, the Ontario edu-
cational authorities really
missed the boat when they
failed to realize the import-
ance of a number of books on
world history that became
available during the 1950s.
These books clearly explain-
ed that while there has been
recorded history for about six
thousand years, it is only
during the last two hundred
years that the western world
has been able to Make
remarkable progress in the
fields of transportation and.
ommunication. After mak-
ing gradual progress towards
the end of the 18th century
the western world picked up
speed and by the middle of
the 19th century it was a case
of full speed ahead.
The latter part of the 19th
century, from 1870 on, saw
the introduction of such
'Marvels as the telephone, the
electric light, phonograph,
the motion picture industry
and the automobile. Then in
1903 there was the first
successful airplane flight.
Under the pressure of two
world wars the progress in
transportation and communi-
cationshas improved to such
an extent that we are now
capable of sending astro-
nauts to the moon and back
in comparative safety.
One of the very unfortun-
ate results of all this progress
is that it made war possible
on a world wide scale. The
19th century saw continuing
progress in the improvement
of weapons of destruction.
International rivalry led to a
tremendous arms build-up in
the late 19th and early 20th
centuries, This eventually
• led to World War I, 191448.
- This was thought to be a war
to end war. However it
wasn't long before interna-
tional rivalry led to another
World. War, 1939-45.
What is the situation now
that we have reached the
year 1978? The enormous
amount of money that is
being spent on weapons of
destruction does not give us
a good reason to ignore the
world peace problem. Every
responsible thinking student
and adult should ever be
conscious that the world is
annually spending countless
millions and even billions of
dollars making weapons of
destruction - and for what
eventual result?
Art Andrew.
June 30, 1978.
To the Editor:,
Madam:
1 don't know Aubrey. I
read his observations. He
observes that "local people
are just quite happy with
what they have. They let the
world go by while relaxing in
their favourite chair," he
wrote. Then he added: "Why
can't we have a committee of
at least five men who believe
in their home town to try and
to have new business here
that would be paying taxes to
relieve the strain on the
municipality."
. Perhaps those who sit and
relax in their favourite chair
are as smart as some
would-be businessmen. Let
us see what's going on in our
so-called free enterprise sys-
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Jeremy was like no other undertaker I had ever met. He
was not just an odd ball - he was weird! To this day, 1 am
not sure if he was a poker-faced comedian, or merely
repeated stock phrases which had a double meaning.
He held out his hand, and I thought I had grasped a
cold, damp fish. When he spoke, his glazed eyes seemed
to be analysing my skeleton, as if he were measuring me
for a casket!
"I deeply regret that I must cancel my weekly advertise-
ment. There is no competition in this area and mine is,
strictly none repeat business." ,His face was expression-
less. "Actually," he droned, "my establishment is an
advertisement in itself. It is ideally located on the main
street - the 'dead centre of Redtrees, if you know what I
mean."
I knew precisely both meanings! For a moment, I was
about to lose control of myself and burst into laughter, but
the loss of eight dollars per month advertising reventue was
not exactly funny. A dollar was a dollar in those days!
Jeremy Fraser could not have operated his business
without assistance. Unfortunately, his continuous binges
and alcoholic fogs, did not create, a good employment
climate. Hirings and firings were frequent, but I suppose
that more assistants quit than were actually fired. One
case in point was an apprentice called Willie Simpson.
Willie was a bag of nerves with a vivid imagination -
hardly a "natural" for the profession. He was goaded into
taking the job by a widowed mother, who found it
necessary to have her son in very steady employment.
Willie was her sole means of support.
After a period of preliminary instruction, (which did
nothing to improve the lad's neurotic state), he was
launched on his first solo mission. Willie was dropped off
at an isolated farmhouse to prepare an old bachelor for his
last journey.
"I'll be back for you in one hour," Jeremy told the boy.
"Here's the key. Be sure to lock the door when you've
finished."
It was almost dusk, and the sky was pregnant with
storm, as Willie, case in hand, reluctantly made his way up
the driveway to the lonely house. There was a strong warm
wind blowing, cutting swaths through the overgrown
grassland and turning the blades, of an ancient windmill,
causing it to screech in rusting pain. Across the black
clouds in the west, a blue streak of lightning snaked to
earth and thunder echoed ominously over the rolling land.
To a stronger character than Willie, the • scene would
have been eerie and foreboding. The lad shivered
involuntarily. On this otherwise warm evening, he felt the
icy hand of fear clutching at his innards, and his mouth
was parched and dry.
"A man who sez 'e 'as no fear, is either a liar or a
lunatic," his mother had told him, to compensate for his
net' usr ss. "You'll git used to it - so yer will - somebody,
' Ater 1o,it. "
WiTIT&Aratidered why he had to be the one. There must
be someOilier-Way to make a buck - any way but this! He
leaned into the wind, eyes half closed against the blowing
dust, and griped the brim of his hat with his free hand.
When he reacrred the house, he paused to catch his
breath and debated whether he should go inside, or return
and tell Jeremy what he could do with his job. The
recollection of his mother's face, both demanding and
appealing, decided the issue.
He fished in his pocket for the key and with trembling
hand opened the door and groped for a light switch. The
late (or present) owner had not advanced with the times. In
the fading gloom, he found a dirty oil lamp on the kitchen
table and touched a lighted match to the wick.
Fighting against his fear, Willie found his way to the
staircase. He climbed slowly, carrying his case in one
hand, and holding the lamp in front of him with the other,
like a protective weapon. Every squeak of the stair treads
added to his terror. By the time he reached the landing his
nerves were on a razor's edge.
He guessed at the room and picked the right one, the
yellow glow lighting the silent form which required
attention. Placing 'the lamp on a littered dresser, he
opened his case and prepared to go to work.
Willie never knew what triggered the fiendish noise
which instantly r duced him to jelly. It was human (or was
it inhuman?), ' e a groan of agonizing pain, drawn out
and terrifyingAt the same moment the room was lit to
brilliance by a nearby lightning bolt, and the house was
rocked on its foundations by a boom of deafening thunder.
As far as Willie was concerned, he stood at the very gates
of hell!
He left everything, his bag, lamp still burning and
stumbled down the dark stairway and out into 'the night,
sobbing like a child. The house was left open at the mercy
of the storm, and the door swing to and fro in the wind. It
is said that he ran all the ,way back to Redtrees in a
torrential rain and 'little was seen of Willie or his mother
again. Perhaps she found him a steady job in another
community!
Shortly after the incident, Jeremy Fraser placed a "Help
Wanted" ad in the "Grunt and Thunder". At that time, he
gave me a few more samples of his double talk.
"I may not be very popular," he reflected in his usual
monotonous tone, "but sooner or later, everybody pays me
a visit."
As a parting glance, he measured ,me again with his
glassy eyes.
"I'll be seeing you," he said.