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For all its charm
and warmth.
Christmas is a
season to celebrate.
Thanks, friends,
for your very
valued business.
•
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by Mike O'Neill,
(overhear during 4 living room .
colouring session)
-"Da& did they have chris,ynas
Yes, dear. Christmas has. been •
around longer than your
grandmother."
-"Wov4 Row about Santa?"
--"Santa is a relatively recent
hiVention."
-"How about Ninja Turtles?"
-"When I was a kid, turtles
snapped, were slower than molas-
ses, and hibernated right through
the winter."
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"Are you serious?"
-"Yep. And they couldn't talk,
kick, or parry and didn't know
pizza from a snow sandwich."
"That's boring."
"go's most -of life when you
think about it."
over by a leludeeir
."Well,wilte _case is fairly cir.
comstantial,"
41Magine this. little old lady
leaves a party, tilting slightly side
to side and wobbling a bit?
-Don't. interrupt. I' a suddent°
she comes facet f•,. • ce with a
refugee from the neighbouring
elk farm. Instant fatal coronary."
-"What?"
-"She's scared to death.. Literally.
The innocent elk steps over
the prone body and carries on
into the night, unobserved. Later,
out come the singer and his
Grandpa, tipsy and gullible. They
see the tracks, note the date,
jump to the tonclusion$ and write
a song about it."
°It coo liappeno I suppoge, Can I
lave a puppyr
,-"Let me talk it over withiour
mother and get back to you.
-When?'
Ars ten years Wu enough?"
already asked Mom. When will
pigs fly?"
-"When Uncle Leonard brings
back the Weed Eater."
-What else was weird when you
were little?"
"Well...we didn't have
walkmanst compoters,.._digital_
ivaichis, IOW fat milk - or the
GST."
when I make Mammy smiler
-"Well...it's sort of like the
caramel in the chocolate bar. It's
really hard to figure out, but it
sure is nice when it happens."
. -"It pappens
more at Christmas,
huh.'
44-"Yept,,Warm .fuzz: ies are fairy.
-iampantg-thirtime:Orytat?'-7
-"Dad, when will I understand all '
.the worgs you' use?"
-"Beats me. Do you understand
,'goodnight'?" •
As we open
our hearts and homes
this season,
we welcome in
the joy of
the holidays.
Color you' r world with
the delights of the
holiday season
• and add to. that
• our sincere
appreciation.
Merry Christnias.
• And
To All A Great
• Chrisinxas
Dungannon, 529-7922
1-800-265-5595
Here's hoping the season
holds lots of good things
in store. Thanks for your
business and support.
We're all aglow with
the spirit of Christmas
and we want to share
it with you. Thanks.
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& Real Estate Ltd.
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