The Citizen, 1990-05-02, Page 5Arthur Black
Canadians
obsessed
by fashion?
Fashion is a form of ugliness so
intolerable that we have to alter it every
six months.
Oscar Wilde
Mayber it’s a late-breaking epidemic of
spring fever, but Canadians are suddenly,
inexplicably prattling about fashion, of all
subjects.
This is an unexpected development from
a people whose contributions to the world
of High Fashion to date are the toque,
mittens-on-a-string and toe rubbers.
Fashion plates we ain't. When it comes to
fancy dressers, the Americans have Cher;
we Canucks have Cher-ry.
As in Don.
But that, as I say, may all be changing.
Suddenly, Canada is a-buzz with fashion
gossip. And it’s getting louder.
First, it was the Mountie hats. A court
decision decreeing that Sikhs could legally
wear turbans while handing out parking
tickets on horseback plunged the country
into two bitterly divided camps. On the
pro-Choice side were the Canucks who
thought that turbans were fine - and while
we’re at it, why not bicycle helmets,
yarmulkes, feathered headdresses, Raid-
Cheaper
in the
United States
BY RAYMOND CANON
I go over to the United States from time
to time on business and it does not take a
great amount of intelligence to notice that
the lines are longer these days at the
bridges to and from Canada. This is
certainly true at the Blue Water bridge at
Sarnia where I make most of my exits and
only a few seconds more of observation are
enough to establish the fact that a good
marjority of the cars coming and going
have Canadian licence plates on them.
Thus, when I read in the newspapers
that Canadians are going over in great
numbers to do their shopping because
prices are lower in the States, I am not the
least surprised. If I remember correctly,
this has been going on ever since I came to
Canada so it is nothing new; it is just that
the whole process has been accelerated
somewhat due to the arrival of the Free
Trade Agreement. Obviously, when Cana
dians want to save money, they are not
going to let any loyalty to Canada stand in
the way.
I can’t say that I blame them too much.
After all it is no secret that our cost
structure this side of the border is badly
out of line. Many stores in malls in Ontario
use the 2.7 formula when calculating the
retail price of their wares. What this means
is that, whatever the wholesale price may
be for a product, the retailer will mark it up
2.7 times and try to charge the public that.
The public takes a look at the prices
displayed in the window and decide that it
is a good time for another pilgrimage to the
U.S. There must be some good bargains
over there for, when you calculate the cost
of transportation there and back as well as
the bridge tolls going and coming, a lot of
people feel it is worth the trouble. I could
argue with some of their calculations but
that is not the point of this article.
You knew there was a point, didn’t you.
After all, I never start out on any subject
even remotely connected to economics
without sneaking in some little sermon on
the subject. Well, this time you are not
going to be disappointed either so read on.
Frankly our costs have got out of line
with those of the United States; it is not
that theirs are too low; simply that ours are
too high. This starts right at the point
ers-of-the-Lost-Ark fedoras and Beanies-
with-propellers too?
These Bolshevik faddists were strenu
ously opposed by the Traditionalists -
staunch, loyal patriots who liked the
Mountie hat just the way it was, thank you
very much.
If I understand the kernel of the
Traditionalist position it’s “if the hat is
good enough for Yogi Bear it’s ^ood
enough, by God, for Canada’s finest.’’
But the Mountie hat is not the only brush
fire on the fashion front. Ed Werenich has
joined the fray as well. A few weeks back,
on his way to the World Curling Champion
ship, Ed got his rocks off about the
deteriorating dress codes for curlers.
Dress codes for curlers??? Is this a David
Letterman sketch?
Nope, Ed was serious. He hates those
track suits that European curling teams
wear. “It’s like a pyjama party. They look
like they should be out jogging instead of
curling.” The Canadian s"kip favours the
time-honoured sweater and pleated-slacks
approach.
Well, whether or not you agree with him,
you have to admire Ed’s chutzpah. Here’s
a guy with the silhouette of a municipal
water tank telling us what’s chick and what
is not.
I’m not saying that Ed is unduly chunky
... but he is the only member of the
Canadian Men’s Curling Team who was
forced to wear a T-shirt with the message I
where retailers pay too high a rent for the
space they occupy in malls to such things
as the entire tax structure, higher interest
rates, labour costs, social security pre
miums and now, in 1991, the new federal
sales tax on goods and services. The
situation has been getting steadily worse
over the past few years but it took the
whole debate on trade liberalization to
make us realize far more clearly than
ever better before just what was going on.
Refusing to enter into a trade agreement
would not have solved the problem; it
would have covered it up for a little while
longer, if only to give it a chance to get
worse. The whole process has been very
insidious and, now that it is more or less
out in the open, we have to decide what to
do about it.
In short we have to get our costs down in
all the areas which I suggested above. If we
can’t compete with the United States,
whom can we compete against, short of
third world countries and nobody wants to
even contemplate the possibility of Canada
Column
I’m tired of the big guy
BY BONNIE GROPP
I’m tired of the big guy. I’m tired of big
guy Brian playing games with the little
guy’s Canada. I’m tired of big guy
corporations making it virtually impossible
for the little guys in business to compete.
And I’m tired of the big guy expecting the
little guy to pick up the pieces.
From the time 1 was 11 and stopped
growing I realized more often than not the
big guy reigns supreme. Whether it’s in
stature or in wealth or power the big guy
can usually battle any obstacle in his way,
or get a little guy to do it for him.
For example last week I talked to area
clerks and politicians about the provincial
government’s plan to drop the quota
requirement for soft drink bottlers to offer
at least 30 per cent of their product in
refillable bottles. A government spokes
person was quoted as saying that due to
the success of recycling this requirement is
no longer as necessary as it has been in the
past. However, what they failed to recog
nize, either through intent or ignorance, is
that due to the success of recycling, landfill
sites are now being buried under the
Am Not The Zamboni, Please Get Off My
Back.
And as if fashion uncertainty on the
curling sheets and in the Mountie’s
saddles of the nation wasn’t turmoil
enough, we’ve got vogue vagueness in the
Post Office as well.
Canada Post nabobs chose the Spring of
'90 to unveil their all-new ‘Posties On The
Job’ Fashion Line. Were the 27,000 new
uniforms (trousers, shorts, jackets and
baseball caps all in acrylic royal blue) a
critical hit? Well, they took the Canadian
Union of Postal Workers collective breath
away.
Most of it, anyway. The Posties still had
enough wind left to say words like “ugly”,
baggy”, “synthetic” and “clownish”.
“Most people could leave the Post Office
and start working at Burger King without
changing clothes” said one official. Look
ing sideways at the ‘transparent-when-
wet’ top, a female letter carrier commented
“I’m not too fond of entering wet T-shirt
contests”.
Ah, me. Costume quandary and uniform
uproar everywhere you look, these days.
Personally, I don’t know what the Moun-
ties, Ed Werenich and the Posties are
whining about. Those new get-ups aren’t
so bad. Somebody should tell ‘em to
straighen up and stop complaining or we’ll
hit them with some truly hideous uniforms.
Let’s see now ... the Vancouver Canucks
are out of the playoffs, aren’t they?
being ranked in that category. While all
this is going on, people are understandably
going to nip across the border and try to
save money wherever they can. If the price
disadvantage gets worse instead of better,
it will not be too long before you start to see
a dramatic increase in the level of
smuggling as consumers try to expand
their ability to save on the other side.
I once came across the border at Ft. Erie
when gas was cheaper over here than in
the United States. Needless to say, I waited
to tank up when I got across and duly
pulled into a gas station near Ft. Erie.
There were no less than 19 (1 counted
them) cars ahead of me and all of them had
U.S. licence plates on them. There is a
moral to all this. Since there are 10 times as
many Americans as Canadians, just think
what would happen if we could get our
costs to the point where we had an
advantage over those in the U.S. They
would flow over here in droves and leave
megabucks in our coffers. The law works
both ways!
deluge of a different kind of waste. While
our recycling efforts should continue and
we should be commended for what we are
doing, isn’t it time the person who sparks
the problem is the one responsible for
extinguishing it? Isn’t it time they helped
put some of the emphasis on reducing
waste by reusing waste?
Bottlers say that consumer demands
show that our preference is for cans. The
problem with that is that there is no other
alternative available for us. In individual
serving sizes of pop there is nothing
offered in a returnable bottle, unlike
Ontario brewers who provide us with the
option. So the question is that, given the
choice, would 1 choose cans over a
refillable bottle? Probably not, I, along
with countless other little guys have
already made so many small concessions in
our lives to help protect our planet and
ensure the future of our children, what’s
another?
Sure, there are plenty of times when it
would be easier to take the car, but now I
try to walk whenever I can. I have
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THE CITIZEN. WEDNESDAY, MAY 2, 1990. PAGE 5.
Letter
from the
editor
What is
the solution
to violence?
BY KEITH ROULSTON
I don’t know if it’s because 1 have a
daughter who’s off at university or because
it’s just closer to home, but the murder of
Linda Shaw along the side of Highway 401
near London effected me more deeply even
than the massacre of women engineering
students in Montreal.
While the Montreal tragedy became a
cause celebre for the feminist movement,
in a way the Linda Shaw case says more
about the sorry situation of violence
against women than the much greater
death toll. The madman in Montreal
happened to single out women but a
madman could just as easily have been
upset with dental students or the school
football team or the school newspaper
staff.
There have been plenty of mass killings
of a similar nature in recent years.
But the Linda Shaw case is something
different. It points up very definitely an
inequality between men and women. Men
think nothing of driving alone on a major
highway late at night. Women, particularly
now, will never feel safe in similar
circumstances.
A woman I know told me last week she
never gets in her car when she’s alone
without looking in the back seat to see if
someone might be hiding there. How many
men would have such a worry?
The sad truth is that there is a huge
difference in the freedom of men and
women when it comes to personal danger.
A man walking alone at night may be a
target for a robbery, but he likely doesn’t
have to fear for his life. He isn’t likely to be
raped. Murder is likely to be accidental if it
happens at all. Anyone who thinks of
attacking the man will either be armed or
weigh carefully the chances the victim may
overcome the attacker.
Women have a completely different
situation. Either robbery or rape can be the
motive of some demented stalker. Some
one sick enough to rape may easily be sick
enough to go the next step and kill his
victim. And, armed or not, he doesn’t have
to fear being overpowered by any but a few
women.
There’s no doubt that almost all the
danger to women in cases like Linda
Shaw’s comes from men. Nearly all
violence against women comes from men:
their husbands, their boyfriends, men
they’ve met for the first time. And yet it’s
not fair to paint this in a men-versus-
women situation. The vast majority of men
do not take part in violence against women
and they shouldn’t be branded as potential
assaulters of women just because they’re
men.
And yet the frustration is what can you
do to solve the problem? How can anyone
identify the potential loonies from the
non-violent men? How can you do some
thing to change the way these men
behave? How can a woman live a normal
life and still protect herself from that
one-in-a-million chance she’ll come in
contact with a violent individual in the
wrong place at the wrong time? If a Linda
Shaw can happen to meet up with a killer
when she stops to change a tire on the side
of busy Highway 401, how can any woman
feel safe anywhere?
There are no simple solutions. We might
try to educate men better that they
shouldn’t abuse women. We might try to
curb violence against women in movies,
television and books. We might make
society’s treatment of violent men tougher.
Yet the worrisome truth of the Linda
Shaw case is that there is no protection
from the random coming together of a
killer and a victim. It’s one of those things
that, no matter how advanced our society
becomes, we may never be able to prevent
entirely. And that’s why, despite legisla
tion and good intentions, women may not
enjoy the same freedom as men for a long,
long time fo come.