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No one has yet been able to come
up with a logical explanation for the
phenominal commercial growth taking
place in Exeter over the past five
years, but that development in itself
does provide dome explanation for a
new set of surprising figures ... the
town's population.
Figures show that 136 people were
added to the total to bring the current
population to 3,668. That's an increase
of about four percent in one year, which
could well make the community the
fastest growing one in Canada in that
period. The only competition for that
title is probably the oil-rich western
provinces where mass immigration is
also being recorded.
While the local growth is unusual, it
is still well below estimates that were
made in the mid-60's. In 1965, the pop-
ulation was already 3,200 and experts
were predicting that it would reach
over 4,000 by 1971. The closing of CFB
Centralia, of course, helped dim that
Some area municipalities are
holding out on a request from the
Ausable-Bayfield Conservation
Authority to adopt flood and fill line
mapping.
One of the basic problems is that
the floodline is based upon the rainfall
and flooding conditions experienced
with Hurricane Hazel some 25 years
ago and some council members suggest
that such a guideline may be too
stringent when consideration is given to
development of land that may fall
within the floodplain.
Exeter Reeve Si Simmons explain-
ed last week that had the guidelines
been in force, the community swim-
ming pool would probably not have
As more of us are using more wood
for heating the following item from the
Ontario Lumber Manufacturers
Association is interesting.
As anyone who has had a disastrous
experience with smoke and sparks can
tell you. the first step to a good fire is
the use of proper wood. The following
poem is helpful in determining the bur-
ning qualities of wood.
Beechwood fires are bright and clear
If the logs are kept a year.
Chestnut's only good, they say,
If for long it's laid away.
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Growing question
On high ground
Ash burns best
Perspectives
prediction but the community appears
to be back on the track in attracting
new residents.
While the commercial growth ex-
plains part of the reason for the popula-
tion increase, there is evidence that
small urban communities will continue
to grow in the next decade as people
attempt to escape the large cities.
Exeter's potential for growth is
currently limited by the capacity of the
Ausable River to handle sewage
effluent and the matter is currently un-
der study by local and provincial of-
ficials.
In the near future, this community
will face an important question of how
much money it will spend toprovIdefor
further growth, or looking at its current
debt load, the question may well be how
much it can realistically afford to
spend.
It won't be an easy question to
answer!
Birch and fire logs burn too fast,
Blaze up bright and do not last.
Elm wood burns like a churchyard
mold.
Even the very flames are cold.
Poplar gives a bitter smoke,
Fills your eyes and makes you choke.
Apple wood will scent your room
With an incense like perfume.
Oak and maple, if dry and old,
Keep away the winter cold.
But ash wood wet and ash wood dry
A king shall warm his slippers by!
been permitted at its present location
due to the threat of a flood yet the
water haS never reached that level
even during the visitation ofHurricane
Hazel.
While people still insist on gambl-
ing with nature's whims on too many
occasions, there is a need for guidelines
to protect them from themselves; but
those guidelines must be realistic.
Most communities in the watersh-
ed still appear to have enough vacant
land to negate the necessity of allowing
development on land that could be en-
dangered by anything even as freakish
as Hurricane Hazel, particularly at a
time when freaks of nature are becom-
ing more prevalent.
Too many stinkin` things
that good fortune could be expected to
keep smiling on him when that third en-
counter arose.
It didn't take long 'for that third
meeting to take place. Again, while
driving along the road, I noticed the
white line in front start to move slight-
ly and there he was, Number three was
even a greater hazard than his other
two cousins, because rather than
heading for the far side of the road, he
started to move back across the lane in
which I was travelling.
Applying more body-English than
anything else because the pavement
was too wet to attempt a swerve onto
the shoulder of the road, I again
awaited the pungent odour that
signifies a direct hit. Again good for-
tune prevailed and I was able to con-
tinue the trip without everyone for
miles around knowing that another per-
fumed creature had left his final mark
on the fall air.
To make a short story even longer, I
happened to be recounting my ex-
periences to a friend when we passed
by a skunk that had apparently been,
snuffed out by another driver on the op-
posite side of the road.
Although my friend attempted to
assure me the creature was dead, I
replied it was probably just sleeping
there until we had to return on his side
of the road. No one's luck holds out for
four times!
Readers may not have had such close
encounters with skunks, but if you
watch closely as you traverse area
roads, you'll probably notice there are
a fair number of black and white car-
casses.
A local hunting enthusiast advises
that the skunk population appears ex-
tremely high and while we urban
dwellers may assume the creatures are
all living out in the countryside, such is
not the case. In fact, one local resident
suggests there are dozens of them
which have taken up residence in Ex-
eter and more can be expected as
winter winds start to send them looking
had proved themselves tne equal of
any, our industry was booming, there
was lots of rOorn and opportunity for
everyone, and the future was rosy, Well
do I remember the feeling.
This was before the social revolution,
the inflation, the monstrously swollen
government, the huge deficits and the
shadow of separatism: the things that
have turned us into a nation of security-
minded, materialistic cry-babies,
But let me not draw a gloomy picture
of "Press Gang", It's a delightful book,
one that will bring a nostalgic glow to
all those people who lived in small
towns across Canada in the Forties and
Fifties.
Lonely as only a young reporter in a
strange town can be, Lamb gradually
became absorbed in the atmosphere
and social life of the places he worked:
Woodstock, Moose Jaw, Orillia. And he
recreates this feeling of a younger,
happier Canada, when life was simpler
and society less sophisticated on those
tree-shaded streets of our towns and
small cities.
From the author we also get a good
look into the workings and
machinations of those, small
newspapers with their ramshackle old
buildings and rickety machinery,
where reporters waked for thirty
dollars a Week, and loved it. It's
delightful stuff for anyone who has
been in the business.
But perhaps the greatest pleasure in
tile editor
for more favourable eating es-
tablishments.
To that end, our associate in the next
office relates a story about his
daughter in Goderich becoming upset
over the nightly raids on her garbage
cans by what she thought were the
neighbourhood cats.
Early one morning, upon hearing
another commotion, she decided to
take things in hand and grabbed a
broom to teach the night-time vandals
a lesson or two,
However, just as she was set to swat
the creature whose rump was sticking
out of the strewn garbage, she for-
tunately was able to stop the swing in
mid-air and beat a hasty retreat when
she saw the unmistakable insignia of a
skunk.
But if you really want some fun,
leave a cellar window open and have
one of the stinkers get into your base-
ment. That happened to an Usborne
family last year and we pass along the
successful formula just in case other
readers may be confronted with the
same problem.
A quick trip was make to a local store
to purchase some smoked herring and
it was placed inside a large barrel that
was placed on its side. The skunk ambl-
ed in and the barrel was quickly righted
and a hasty retreat was made with
barrel and contents up the cellar steps.
However, the retreat was a little too
hasty and the barrel slipped and the
whole exercise had to be undertaken
again.
It was successful and the barrel and
the skunk were soon deposited outside
where the animal finished his feed of
herring and' then ambled off, without
leaving any of its calling card.
Actually, the ending of that story is
more than could be expected, and
readers would be well advised to check
their basements for any access points
before facing similar situations that
could have less happy endings. '
the book is the anecdotes and vignettes
of characters, all the way from Lamb's
first meeting with tight-fisted Roy
Thomson, to become eventually Lord
Fleet of London and owner of the
biggest newspaper empire in the world,
down to the grubbiest paper-carrier,
baffling the bureaucracy of the
newspaper with his complete lack of
organization,
We meet Harry Boyle, self-made
Canadian millionaire, who wound up
with the Queen of Rumania as his mis-
tress. And C.H. Hale, editor of the
Orillia Packet and Times, "a prototype
of all the old-line newspapermen across
the country who ran newspapers
because they had something to say, not
because they thought they could get
rich."
There were quite a few of those
around When I was in the business, but
therearen't many left. The thundering
of the editor has been replaced by the
wiles of the advertising manager, in
the pursuit of the buck. The result is an
almost national blandness on the
editorial pages of Sttiall-city papers
across the country. Don't step on too
many toes.
James Lamb was one of the good
Ones, and during the years he was
editor in Orinia, Packet and Times
Two Sets of Rules
The old press gang
By
SYD FLETCHER
When we first got married
I bragged to my wife that
after my experience as a
cook in an army camp. that I
could make salad dressing
right from scratch. What I
neglected to tell her was that
I could only make it in 45
gallon batches. Not much
use, really, when it comes
down to it, I guess, in a little
apartment like ours. The
refrigerator would have had
a problem storing it all,
Maybe we could have given
a little away.
Before I got that job I had
worked for one day in a
restaurant as their night
cook. You have to unders-
tand that this was a real
promotion for me. I had
started out as night gas-
jockey. The boss bad got
desperate one evening when
the regular cook had sudden-
ly quit on him.
"No problem," he said.
"On the night shift you rare-
ly get anything other than
hamburgers and french
fries. Just see that the ham-
burger IS cooked and the
french fries warmed up a lit-
tld. You'll do great," he
assured me, then left.
Sure enough, the late
crowd, in from the closed
hotels across from the river
just wanted hamburgers and
fries, just as he'd
guaranteed, and as long as
the waitress was will to give
me the bill to look at I wasn't
totally confused, She was a
frizzy-headed girl, not
much older than myself, who
kept on shoving her tip
money into the juke-box. It
never stopped.
"Two westerns,"she yell-
ed, "a New Yorker, medium
rare, a hamburger and
fries."
I grabbed a Menu fran-
tically. I didn't know you
needed to pass a course in
geography to be a took.
New Yorker. Ah yes, a
steak. No steaks in the
refrigerator,
"Where's the steaks?" I
hissed, in a stage whisper,
through the opening in the
wall.
"In the freezer, stupid,"
frizzy head replied. I headed
there. Thank goodness the
package Said New Yorker on
it or I'd still be looking in the
salmon steaks. I slapped it
on the grill, then realized
that ! didn't have a clue what
westerns were,
"What's a western?" I
whispered again to frie-head
"A western sandwich!"
she' replied loudly. Several
customers were beginning to
look a little anxious.
"Ok, Ok," I replied, then
realized that that was no
help. "What's in it though?"
She came back and showed
me how to mix a couple of
eggs together, some milk, a
few pieces of ham, Amazing.
Now I should have known
that. It was so easy.
"Your steak's never gonna
get done that way, she
remarked as she went out.
I looked at it. She was
right. Perhaps if I turned the
grill up a little. Maybe if I
dipped it briefly in the
french fry grease?
"Bacon and eggs, sunny
side up, and keep them
cluckin", friz-head hollered,
The steak was burning as I
broke the eggs, five of them
before I got two without
broken yolks. I was mixing
up the westerns and trying to
keep an eye on the bacon
which was cooking very
nicely on that hot grill.
Several customers left
suddenly. Perhaps it was
from my cry of despair when
I saw that the french frie5
had turned from a golden
brown to a deep purplish
black, of the smell of that
steak as it smoked on the
sideboard where I was try-
ing to cool it down,
I don't understand why I
Was so suddenly demoted the
next night back to gas-
jockey. My hamburgers
Were delicious.
Periodically when journalists sit
down to write a weekly column they
find there just isn't a stinkin' thing to
write about. That's not the way it is
with yours truly this week.
In fact, it would appear there are too
many stinkin' things to write about. In
the last couple of weeks I've come to
the conclusion, from first hand ex-
periences, that the skunk population is
getting slightly out of control.
It's a conclusion that has been backed
up with some information from other
sources, and while the situation may
not yet have reached epidemic propor-
tions, most readers will readily realize
that one close encounter with a skunk
can certainly be described as an en-
counter of the worst kind.
While rounding a curve on an area
sideroad recently, the writer was con-
fronted with the similiar black and
white insignia of natures most ob-
noxious creature ambling across the
road on the path the front wheels of my
vehicle was about to traverse.
An attempt at braking to avoid the
collision was less than successful and
the vehicle skidded to a halt with the
skunk somewhere under it. Naturally,
my nostrils awaited the pungent odour
that was expected to soon fill the air
and the car, but alas good fortune had
struck. After sitting in the middle of
the road for a few seconds I pulled
away, the skunk apparently having
somehow eluded his demise and its ac-
companying final stink bomb.
A couple of nights later, while walk-
ing down Sanders St., I was attracted
by the sound of the rustling leaves just
a couple of feet away from my path and
there, ambling across the lawn, was
another of the creatures much too close
for comfort.
Fortunately, he was apparently as
anxious to avoid me as I was to avoid
him and again there was a lucky escape
from that powerful weapon with which
skunks have been endowed.
Naturally, trouble comes in threes,
and this writer was most apprehensive
As he promised, James Lamb had his
publishers send me a copy of his just
published book, Press Gang, and I'm
glad he did. Laid up with a dose of 'flu,
I was able to escape from my personal
miseries into this warm and enter-
taining account of small-town Canadian
newspapers and the people who ran
them in the post-war era.
As well as the newspaper world, the
author has produced a social document
of some importance, re-creating small-
town Canada (the real Canada, in my
opinion) in all its quickness, wealth of
colourful characters, and basic stabili-
ty, qualities that seem to be eroding
rapidly.
It is very much a first person
narrative. We meet the young Jim
Lamb, just out of the Navy, after years
on the corvettes, and determined to
become a newspaperman.
Lamb recaptures the excitement and
urgency of than first autumn of 1945
and the years immediately following.
Canada had come of age in World War
II, and Canadians knew it. Europe was
shattered, Britain exhausted. This was
the best country in the world to live in,
and all we recently discharged young
veterans knew it. There Was an almost
palpable exhilaration in the air.
night across the country, including
Quebec, there was a sense of pride, a
feeling of unity, that had never existed
in this country before, and has sadly
deteriorated since. Our fighting men
8y PK Roger Worth
The Quebec government
recently paid a supplier $2,400
for materials, four months
after the bill had been sent.
No Interest was paid on the
outstanding amount.
A small contractor in. North-
ern Ontario came close to hav-
ing his business placed in re-
ceivership or bankruptcy when
the provincial government kept
him waiting more than three
months before paying a $28,000
bill. Again, the herd-pressed
entrepreneur received no in-
terest on the overdue account.
Roger Worth is Director,
Public Affairs,
Canadian Federation of
Independent Business.
For people operating small
and medium-sized businesses,
dealing with provincial and
federal governments and their
agencies can be risky indeed.
While governments have made
an attempt to speed up pay-
ment procedures during the
last few years, the system still
leaves a lot to be desired.
The bureaucrats argue that
most bills are paid on time,
which is probably true. The real
dilemma for entrepreneurs,
however, is what happens when
a cheque from Ottawa or the
provinces doesn't arrive.
55 Years Ago
William Elsie of Grand
Bend and Melton Deitz of
Zurich have the distinction of
being champions in this
district for wild geese
shooting. On Monday they
shot eight and on Tuesday
they shot ten which makes it
18 in two days.
A hockey association was
formed in Exeter on Monday
evening at the Dome Rink. It
was decided to enter a team
in the O.H.A. Intermediates,
The colours will be orange
and green.
Freeman Morlock has
installed a radio set with a
loud speaker. Needless to
say Freeman's store is quite
a community centre.
Huron County Council is in
session this week, Reeve
W,D. Sanders, of Exeter,
Reeve Wm, Coates of
Usborne and Reeve A. Neeb
of Stephen are in attendance.
30 Years Ago
Cpl R:B. Alward received
from C10 W.F.M. Newson of
the Centralia RCAF Station
the key to the first home to
be occupied by married
personnel, In process of
erection are 185 homes.
Cliff Brintnell, Rufus
Kestle and William Sims
attended the 58th battalion,
reunion dinner at the King
Edward Hotel, Toronto
Saturday night.
K.J. Lampman has
completed 25 years service
with the Ontario Electric
Power Commission. He and
Mrs. Lampman are spending
a month's holiday in Ber-
muda.
Ted Pooley picked some
ripe strawberries from his
garden this week.
In normal business eircum.
stances a simple telephone ,
call to the "slow-pay" ens-
tomer might rectify the situa.,
non, or at least provide an in,
dication Of the likely payment
date,
With, governments, though,
even tracking down the unpaid
invoice can be a major achieve-
merit for the most concerned
civil servant.
The real problem, however,
is # general government policy
eliminating interest payments ;
on overdue accounts, forcing
suppliers to pick up the tab
when the system fails to work'
efficiently.
Simply put, in late-pay-
ments cases business effec-
tively subsidizes government
sloppiness. Businesses have to
borrow money at interest rates
of 14' - 0 070 or more to fi-
nance their operations as they
await overdue government pay • -
ments.
Normally, business trade
accounts are charged a not un-'•?
reasonable 1-1/20/0 per month
to cover such losses.
Not every government de-
tenement, of course, follows
the "no interest" principle.
Just ask the person with an
overdue tax bill. The message
from the bureaucrats is clear.
Pay up promptly, please, and
don't forget to include the in-'
terest,
20 Years Ago
A ten-man hunting ex-
pedition that left a week ago
for Koko Lake from Exeter
and district has returned'
with the catch of two deer.
Making up the members of
the party were Graham.
Arthur, Jack Carr, George
Glendenning, Harold
Holtzmann and Bill Amos
Poppy day campaign here',
was very successful ac-
cording to chairman Harvey
Pfaff. Top collector again
was Fred Wells who raised
more than $200 himself.
A portion of the residence
of the estate of Miss Helen T.
Swan of Hensall and London
has been awarded to the
Canadian Council of Chur-
ches to be used in refugee
work,
ts Years Ago
Area police officials this
week congratulated district
youths on their "good
behavior" on Halloween.
Damage from vandalism in
the area was extremely
light,
A sanitary engineer from
the OWRC made several
tests Tuesday in an effort to
determine the source of the
pollution in the Ausable
River which caused the
death of many fish this
summer. The test failed to
indicate any conclusive
evidence of pollution.
About 200 members and
friends who attended the
annual meeting of Exeter
District Co-Operative last
week learned that the
organization had ex-
perienced a comparatively
good year, despite the loss Of
their building through fire.
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editorials were quoted across the country.
In the last few chapters of Press Gang, Jim Lamb's tone
changes from a nostalgic chuckle to a tone of lament and
even anger for a Canada that has been lost. He sounds off
loud and clear for the millions of Canadians who must grit
their teeth and suffer in silence the "inanities and incom-
prehensions of a new breed of journalist", or be labelled
"rednecks" or "reactionaries" by the trendy types who to-
day write the news.
He comes out swinging at government that governs in a
vacuum. "It is probably fair to say that Most recent Cana-
dian Legislation runs directly counter to the wishes of the
majority of Canadians ... In a whole range of issues, from
abortion and capital punishment to the metric system and
the monarchy, the attitude of the rulers is at variance with
that of the ruled." And a lot more of it.
This is vintage Lamb editorializing, and while you might
not share all his views, it ends the book with strength and
sting.
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