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Amen
by Karl Schuessler Karl and the storm
When you drive in a snowstorm, you
can always rely on St. Christopher to get
you through. And, of course, there's St.
Anthony, the patron saint of lost articles.
Or if things really get bad and you need a
rescue, you can call on a St. Bernard. But
for me, I'll stick with Pepper. My beloved
cat Pepper and I will brave the winds
together.
Oh, it's not that Pepper wanted to go
down to the Bornholm post office with me.
But I had my Amen all typed. Ready to put
in the mail on Friday. And for me that's
early. That's way before a Monday
deadlilne. I thought I'd surprise my editor.
Keep her happy in this unpredictable snow
blizzard country.
"Come on, Pepper, let's go, " I said,
"You've lazied around this house long
enough. You gotta face life and all the
storms. Not just curl up and snooze by the
hot air register."
Let's face it. I couldn't drag anyone else
out of the house. And anyone in his right
mind knows that yOu should travel in pairs
in this kind of weather. Pepper, 1 figured,
was better than nobody. She is some body.
And even a small somebody produces its
own kind of heat. And besides,I could
always warm up my hands in her black
thick fur.
"Stop grumbling, Pepper," I said,
"Things could be a lot worse. Remember
what happened to the Meyer's family pet?
When he died, that dog wound up as a pair
of gauntlet gloves -- all nicely skinned and
tanned for teatnstering..
"I don't have any after-life designs on
you, Pepper. I just want you now alive,'
warm and breathing—and keeping me
company for the next three miles,"
I loaded up the car, Shovel. Salt. Sand.
Blankets.
"Yes, Pepper', I need to take the candle.
1-leard it over the radio. Light a candle in
.your snowbanked car, and the tetriperattire
won't go below freezing.
"Oh, be quiet, Pepper. Flow do I know
what I'd do when the candle burns out?
You just sit there and no back talk;
Yes, Pepper; I have to go to ifornfidlin.
This trip is really necessary. I know. I
know. If I were a little more efficient, I'd
write these Amens a few weeks in advance.
But that's none of your business, Pepper,
I'll, write them whenI'm readly.
"And besides, I want to go into Ralph's
store in Bornholm and buy some old
cheese. He's got great old cheese. Don't
you see, Poppet? I have two good reasons
for getting to Bornholm today.
"Walk? Do you think I'm crazy,
Pepper? Okay. So, what if that's the only
way you know how to get around? Animals
like you don't know any better.
"You see you watched a certain young
man walk those three miles to Bornholm
twice this Week? Shhhh. That's enough out
of you. So you think I couldn't do it? That I
don't have enough stamina to tramp that
far in zero weather.? Listen, Pepper, I have
a car and I'm going to use it. What's a car,
for? It's times like this, I need my car. ,
"You say the least I could have done was'
buy a pair of snowtires, eh? That's enough.
That's enough mouth out of you,: I can
afford snow tires. I'm not -as tight as you
may think. I have my reasons. I've talked
to some of the locals, and they don't buy
them, either. Just one more winter
nuisance and not that much help either.
"You think we're stuck, eh? Can't even
get out of my own driveway?
"Shovel ; Pepper, shovel. That's what
this winter is all about. I've get,,to get out
and shovel. Oh, no, you stay right here in
the car. You're not sneaking out on me.
You wait while I go out and rearrange a few
square yards of snow.
"Hey, I see a car trawling down the
road. Jut a second, I'll be back. I want to
talk to him.. "
ad news, Pepper.,The road's blocked.
We can't get through, to Borilholiii. There
goes-my cheese. There goes' My Amen.
"Come on out, Peper, have it your way.
You win. Go back-to the.':hodse, you lazy'
cat. Sleep this blizzard Off. Snooze away.
while my reputation for ineeting deadlines
gets snowed under Go ahead,, eat nap,
Don't give a darn while .I spikityydrp and
, try to saves my good tiaine.
N/00111.114111111
• itswaustego
4Brussels Post
BRUSSELS
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 9, 1977 . WAR 10
Serving Brussels and the surrounding community.
Published each Wednesday afternoon at Brussels, Ontario
by McLean, Bros, Publishers, Limited,
Evelyn Kennedy Editor Dave Robb - Advertising
A tricky game
There's more than one way to close a hospital.
That's what former provincial health minister Frank
Miller has been telling us.
But the portion of Premier Davis' recent cabinet
shuffle which took Mr. Miller out of his job at Health,
seems designed to make sure those ways to close
hospitals don't get tested, at least not until after
Ontario's not totally unexpected upcoming provincial
election is over.
The song and dance goes something like this. A
government appeal against a court decision which
allowed four Ontario hospitals to stay open, will
be heard next week. Now, in case the government
were to lose the appeal and the courts rule that the
.hospitals can stay open, former health minister
Miller had another ace up his sleeve.
He had, he's been saying for months now,
legislation ready that would allow the government to
close the hospitals. And if. the cabinet did not agree,
he'd resign the health protfolio.
But that whole mess. has been neatly avoided by
the smart move of Mr. Miller to the Natural
Resources ministry,., where his talents will be
needed at least'as badly as they, were in Health.
Neither Mr. Miller or the government has to lose
face if their appeal is lost and the hqspitals stay
open. The proposed legislation, the, other way to
close hospitals, cap sit quietly in limbo.
It looks very much like a smart pre-election ploy.
The provincial Conservatives will have all sorts of
leeway to fight the hospital closing issue in that
election. Both opposition parties are saying that
they'll make the closings an issue.
f he Tories can take the wind out of that by saying
"see we're not exactly committed to closing
hospitals now, we've taken Mr. Miller out of
health."
Having robbed • the opposition parties of one
potentially explosive issue, they can go to win their
election. They could conceivably win by a much
wider margin than they did in 1975.
Then, with young, outspoken and capable Dennis
Timbrell as minister of health, the newly elected
Progressive Conservative government can close all
the hospitals they'd like to. And that list is probably
a .lot longer than four.
Seaforth Community Hospital, and many other
small institutions could find themselves facing
closure along with Clinton and the other three who
were given the chop last year, as quickly as you can
say Goderich Psychiatric Hospital.
It's a tricky game, politics. And our present Tory
government hasn't been in office for a. straight 34
years without learning how to play it well.