The Brussels Post, 1975-04-02, Page 8Sugar and Spice
by Bill Smiley
This column is being written in
considerable pain. It is caused by one of
three things, but I haven't time to see a
doctor because I have to write my column.
So don't be surprised if it breaks off in the
middle.
It's a sharp, biting pain in the chest. But
don't worry, gentle reader. It only hurts
when I cough,.laugh, blow my nose or take
a deep breath.
Possibly it's a heart attack, which seems
to be the current fad among my peers these
days. I hope it's not, because I dislike
chasing after popular trends.
On the other hand, it may be an attack of
pleurisy. I have a cough like a lion, and am
spewing oysters into tissues, toilet paper
and the snow, depending on when the fit
strikes me.
A third possibility is that I twisted a
muscle in my chest yesterday when I fell on
a ski slope and decided to plow the last 50
yards with my nose, winding up in a
contortion of limbs that would have made
Houdini green with envy.
Personally, I subscribe to the third
theory, mainly because it makes me seem
like a clean-living chap, and secondly
because I don't like the sound of the other
two. Each is a bit fraught.
At any rate, this ominous — or silly —
little pain OUCH! (I just sneezed) has
made me give serious thought to a topic
that is all the rage these days — corporal
punishment in our schools.
It's almost as popular as capital
punishment for criminals, and is even more
widely discussed,• for, while criminals
make up a comparatively small segment of
our society, rotten kids are always there in
great numbers.
Usually, the business of beating kids is
seen in black and white.On the one hand,
you have the fundamentalists, who go back
to the Bible with that old chestnut, "Spare
the rod and spoil the child." These people
forget that several of the disciples were
fishermen, and that what this particular
one meant was, "If you don't let the kid
use your spare rod once in a while, he'll
grow up to be a lousy angler."
On the other side are the other crazies:
psychologists, who think a kid who is
thumped will be warped for life; mothers
Who read articles by psychologists; and
former child-beaters who are now school
prinelpals.
And in between ; as Usual, are all the
confused, decent and sensible people like
yoti and me and the Moderator of the
United Church of Canada, who thinks the
strap Should be brought back,
iloth the extreme camps, of course, are
full of crap. In the first group, we have
people who were whipped unmercifully
when they were kids, and by some weird
type of logic, now claim it was good for
them. They can hardly wait for a chance to
get their own back.
And in the second group are all the other
people who were whipped unmercifully
when they were kids and are trying to •
prove that that is what made them queer
ever since.
I despise b oth groups, and will stick
with the great mass in the middle. Most of
us were whipped, at one time or another,
but not unmercifully, and we deserved
every stroke of the hairbrush, skelp of the
yardstick, and swish of the willow-switch.
It didn't warp us, psychologically or
physically. It taught us something about
the society we would be living in — that
there are certain limits, and 'if you
transgress them, you take your licks.
My mother used to work over my kid
brother and me about once a week,
whether we needed it or not. She used a'
fly-swatter, which has a sting like a
scorpion, or a yardstick, if we got under the
bed, and the fly-swatter wouldn't reach. It
did us no harm whatever, and probably
saved her sanity.
The same brother and I were in the same
class in school, and once a week our
teacher, Old Mary Walker, would give us a
good strapping, along with • a buddy,
G.G.Relyea. We 'thought the world of her.
The strappings stung, but once in a while,
we'd jerk back our hand and she'd hit
herself a good crack on the thigh, which
doubled the number on each hand but
raised our status in the class.
There are only two reasons for a teacher
to use a strap: 1) he or she is a poor
teacher, and 2) to add a little drama to the
monotony of the classroom.
A word to the bleeding-hearts. There are
a lot more insidious ways to warp a child's
personality than physical punishment. The
real sadists of the classroom, and they are
few, thank goodness, are those who use
personal harassment, hectoring, and
sarcasm. These can do far more permanent
damage than a good thump.
Naturally, my sympa thies in this affair
are With the teacher. i have no time for the
bully. The, teacher with strength of,
charaCter has few discipline problems.
But what about the sensitive young lady
teacher who asks a lout to do something,
And he Says: "Screw you,"?
So the punk gets a "Suspension" for a
few days (tranSlation! holiday).
If I had the say, I'd turf him otit of school
for a year, and let his parents put up with
him. It would serve both parties right.
BRUSSELS POtro , APRIL:2 1975.
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S. Cummings heads travel association People We Know
Spence Cummings, develop-
ment officer for Huron County,
has been elected .president of the
Southwestern Ontario Travel
Association.
Mr. Cummings said he feels he
has a major task before him in the
next year as chief for the year-old,
eight county organization design-
ed to promote the area's tourist
attractions across Canada and in
the northern United States.
The association covers Elgin,
Essex, Huron, Kent, Lambton,
Middlesex, Oxford and Perth
counties.
The main problem facing the
association, Mr. Cummings said,
is enlisting financial support from
the eight county councils. The
association, he said will ask each
county to contribute five cents per
capita annually toward its budget.
The province, he said, has
pledged an equal amount up to
$45,000 to support the associa-
tion. In addition, the province
will contribute $30,000 annually
to be used for administration.
"And so far," Mr. Cummings
said, "that $30,000 is all we've
had to work with."
The travel association hopes
operators of tourist faCilities In
the.eight-county,area will become
members,
"We've contacted about 600
operators and we're hoping a
good number of them will see the
advantages of joining us," he
Occupancy rate at Seaforth
Community Hospital during
February is up substantially over
budget figures it was revealed by
finance committee chairman
Mrs. Don Morton at the March
meeting of the board Tuesday
evening.
In February occupancy stood at
78.9% compared to a budgeted
occupancy of 68%.
During the same period length
of stay increased from 8.6 days to
9 days. While admissions were
down slightly emergency
admissions were up 53 over
budget. Patient days increased to
The majority of the associa-
tion's. expenses will be in radio
and television advertising and
production of brochures aimed at
attracting tourists to the area;
Mr. Cummings said,
1862 over a figure budget of 1804
Mrs. Morton said.
The board discussed plans for
the annual meeting of the
Hospital corporation scheduled
for Tuesday, April 29th. Board
president Clayton Looby chaired
the- meeting.
Members expressed concern at
the continuing absence of a
representative of the medical
staff at board meetings as
required by the by-laws and
instructed the secretary to draw
the attention of the medical staff
to the problem.
Mr. and Mrs. Ray Miller and
family and Cameron Holiday,
Mrs.Ross Schlueter and family
and Miss Connie Frokilage from
Cambridge, Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd
Cooper and family and Mr. and
Mrs.Don Triebner and Lisa, all of
Exeter and. Gerald Miller of Grey
Township were Easter visitors
with Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Miller.
Mr. and Mrs. Murray Procter
and Miss Joyce Pearson of
London were Easter guests with
their parents Mr. and Mrs. Ralph
Pearson.
Mrs. Mary Cameron, son David
and dughter Brenda of London,
were visitors last week with Mrs.
Inez Camer .on.
Mr. and Mrs. David Kennedy
and sons Michael and Mark of
Hamilton, visited with their
parents, Mrs. and Mrs. R. W.
Kennedy on Friday.
Mr. and Mrs. Bob Houston and
family of Kitchener, Miss Bar-
bara Bryans of Toronto, Mr. and
Mrs. Harvey Bryans of London,
Mr. and Mrs. Stuart Bryans of
Mitchell and Mrs.. and Mrs.
Pearson Young of Stratford were
Easter holiday visitors with Mr.
and Mrs,. Jack Bryans.
Mr. and Mrs. John Tooth,
Lorraine and Gregory of Toronto
spent the Easter weekend with
their parents Mr. and Mrs. Edwin
Martin.
Mr. and Mrs. Maurice Douma
of Woodstock, Mrs. and Mrs.
Tom McFadzean of Toronto and
Miss Jane McFadzean of Ottawa
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were Easter guests with Mr. and
Mrs. Gerald Gibson,
Mr, Donald McCauley, Misses
Alfrieda and Melody Soloman and
Mrs. Soloman of Waterloo called
On Mrs, George Bone and Mrs,
Dorothy McCauley on Good
Friday.
Mr. and Mrs. Laidlaw $trachan
of Cambridge-Preston, were
Easter weekend visitors with Mr,
and Mrs, Bill Turnbull. Mr. and
Mrs. Jack Turnbull of Seaforth
Mr. and , Mrs. Jiin Fritz and
family, Mrs. Hazel Baker and M r,
and Mrs. Wilbur Turnbull of
Brussels were guests at the same
home on, Easter Day.
Mr. Barry . McCauley, Diana,
Terry, Stacy and. Deena Maxwell
of Stratford spent Sund4 after,
noon with Mr. George Bone and
Mrs. Dorothy McCauley.
Mrs, Jean Lahn and daughter.
Nancy Jean of Hanover were
Easter weekend visitors with he
parents, Mr. and Mrs. W. W,
Smith.
Mr. and Mrs. Jim Edgar,,
Shelley and Duane of Listnet
were Eastor visitors with his'
mother, Mrs. W. Edgar.
Mr., and Mrs. W. J. Perrie'
spent several days . last week ie
Nashville and other points south,
On their return they visited Rev,
and Mrs. James Perrie in Strath.
roy.
Mr. and Mrs. W. J. Perrie
spent Easter with Mrs. Mary
Hollinger and members of her
family in Hamilton.
Country Singleso,.
'Dance
Sat. April 12
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Bully Gully Sport
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Huron Centennial School
in Brucefield.
8:30 p.m. •
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April 26 at the
Clinton Legion
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