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Last week'S column mentioned, that -mff.'"
unspeakable species, the readohOlic. That
reminded me of a speech I made about
Good. Reading Habits to a group of hOluitir:
students. So I dug up the speech 'and
propose this week to pass along some -of
the more worthwhile points in it.
It's not primarily for students, but if
you're not interested, you can go and cry
over your post-Christmas bills.
I beOgrrie I areadoholic shortly, after I
learned- to -read-.. My mother would moan,
as she-tote the flashlight out of my hot little
hand about 2 a.m., "Billy Smiley, you'll be
blind by the time you're fifteen if you don't
stop reading in dark-corners and
cubby-holes."
Well, I've been reading in dark corners
and bright ones; on planes and trains, in
the bathroom and in bed, in revolving
doors and on escalators, ever since, and
I'm not blind yet. I don't even wear
glasses.
' But I don't want you to think I
ignored my mom's admonition. ;41,
never since read in a cubby-hole. In fact;
you can scarcely get your hand
cubby-hole these days. They seem to'h ve
gone the way of spats and straw hats.
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I had trouble with that speech to ie-
kids. The principal had suggested the
topic, Good Reading Habits, and who was
to tell him it was a dull and stupid topic?
When sat down to write the speech, I
could think of only one good reading habit.
Many years ago, when I was in public
school, they taught us in health classes that
you should always read with the light
coming over your left shoulder. I don't
know why. They're still teaching it.
This good reading habit is rather useless
if your left shoulder is higher than your
right one, as Is sometimes the case. And of
course, if you are reading Hebrew or
Persian, and read from right to left, it
seems more logical to have the light
coming .over your right shoulder.
I had to admit to the students; that this
was the only good reading habit I could
remeniber. That seemed to be the end of
the speech. Then I thought, "Heck, this is
no good." So I confessed. that I could say,
withouf pride, but with little fear of
contradiction, that I had the most atrocious
reading habits of any male in Canada.
I suggested that I talk instead about Bad .,
Reading Habits. Then, if they listened,
carefully, and immediately afterward
forgot everything I had said, they would be
well on the way to acquiring Good Reading
Habits. There was general agreement that
this was a sensible approach:
I warned them of the depths of
degradation to which a readoholic would
descend to get his stuff. I told them that an
alcoholic or a drug addict would stoop
pretty low to get the Wherewithal for his
habit, Arid I told them this WaS kid stuff
conmared to what the readfiholir wriold
Fm
t I put the fear into those honour
students. But then I tried to soften the
blow, ,Told them of some of the great
"discoveries for which readoholism had
been responsible.
Newton, reading under an 'apple tree.
The old story is that he was sleeping, but
the truth is that- he had just picked up a
copy of the recently published "Fanny
Hill" and was definitely reading. Apple
fell, hit him on the head, and we had the
Law of Gravity, without which we'd be in
very grave shape.
And there was the Greek, Archimedes.
He climbed into the bath one day for a
quiet read. Immediately he opened his
book,he knew something was wrong. He
leaped out of the tub, -crying, "Paprika!"
Somebody had put paprika instead of bath
salts in his water. And thus was discovered
Archimedes Principle, -a very important,
law in the study of physics. ,
I don't know much about the Principle,
but I think it's something like, "Half a bath
is better than none."
This anecdote brought me toward my
peroration. It reminded me that I knew of
another Good Reading Habit. This made
two. A good Reading Habit is to read in the
bath-tub,
Someone once said that the ideal
learning situation was a boy sitting on one
etict of a log, and Mark Van Doren, the
great -U.S. educator, sitting on the other,
My notion of the ideal learning situation
*Mild. be a elassiOom with thirty-five
bath-tubs instead of desks. And up at the
front, a super tub, preferably in pink
inother-of-pearli for Mr. Smiley.
It might be a little expensive, but think
of the special effects we could get when
teaching The Spanish Armada in history,
or Old Man and the Sea, in
Perhaps I should- add that we'd be
wearing, swim suits.
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I gave them an example: a friend of mine
during the war. He had the habit very
badly. Nost track of him; but heard from
friends that he had managed to kick it.
Then one day; -a couple ,of months after
the War,'I met him in' Ale*andria, North
Africa. He was a handsome Sikh, with a
sky-blue turban and a curly, black beard.
But right away, I knew from the
red-rimmed eyes, the glazed ldok, that he
was still hooked on reading. •
He was leading an old lady by the hand. I
asked him, who she was, and where they
were going. He-had the decency to looked
ashamed as he answered ambiguously,'
"Old friend Smilee, I am knowing what you
thee'nk, but I got to get a book", before
hurrying off.
I heard later that the aged lady was his
mother, and he was on his way to the slave
market. I understand he got $19 for her.
Or, in readoholic terms, about twenty-two
paperibaCks.
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In a review of 1973 on CBC recently several
correspondents were discussing the priospects for
1974 in various parts of the world. Around the table
they went, concluding that England faced a very
bleak new year "a lot of people will have only three
days pay", that Europe was infer more insecurity,
that the middle east and the far east would continue
to have serious problems and that the US could ,look
forward to more Watergate scandal in '74.
With only gloom and doom in store on the
international scene, a newsman who is stationed in
England said he couldn't help but conclude that
Canadians, as they headed into 1974, were about the
luckiest people on earth.
There is a certain uneasiness that comes when
you admit that you are favoured - - - - a feeling that
your luck will change and the rug may be pulled out
from under you. And on the other hand we are not
saying that Canadians should become smug and view
the more hard-hit parts of the world with comfortable
disdain.
But it is true that Canadians have been lucky so
far and face a comparatively bright 1974. We have
enough energy to keep ourselves warm and
'reasonably well lit. We don't face gasoline rationing'
in the near' future and most of us are. still working
and getting paid for a five day week.
We haven't been shaken by evidence of
dishonesty on the part of our political leaders and we
can still retain our faith about democracy being
representative.
Although we haven't seen the massive layoffs
that the American auto industry faces, the
employment picture in Canada in some areas is far
from good. In. Huron County 500 people are out of
Work in the past few weeks with the shut downs of
Hall Lamp inHuron Park and Glendale Homes in
Vanastra and layoffs at Bendix in Hensel!. But at
least we have unemployment insurance and the
economy as a whole is not in danger of imminent
collapse - - - there are other jobs around.
What we are saying is - - things might not be
perfect here, but they -are a quite a lot better than in
most other countries we can think of. Let's not get .
complacent about our apparent favour with the gods
but let's keep it in mind.
May we give thanks for what was good,
personally and nationally in 1973, and go into 1974
with optimism.
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on when I'll be able to pay yiii0