The Signal, 1920-3-25, Page 6'1 hur•-dvy. '•leer•, ^_ � [8344
THE SIONAL
GeDER1011, OM'.
GLASS OF SALTS IF THE WEEK AT THE CAPITAI.
YOUR KIDNEYS HURT
1st less meat if you feel Baekaaky or
have Bladder troable-- Salta
flat for Kidney&
Meat forms uric arjd whirls horal
t!4'
and overworks the kidneys in the0 eturle
to Alter it from the system R gin l.tt ego
els of meat moat flush Use
a + 44114 11y. kidneys
o
ea
1ou suet rellrse W like yon
relieao your bowels; removing all the
acids, waste and poison, else you feel a
dull inisery in the kidney region, sharp
peise is the back or sick headache, diz-
ziness your stomach sours, tongue is
snaked and when the weather is bad you
bare rheuluatis twinges. The urine is
.1ou.ly, full of sediarnt; the channels
o:u•n get irritated, obliging you to get
• t e two or three times during the night,.
t nentralire these irritating acids
•'.d flours off the body's urinous waste
gra about four ounce* of Jed Salta
dons any pharmacy; take s table-
sel+•+'nful in a glass of water before
fest for a few days and your kidneys
turn act Ane and bladder disorders
app,•sr. This famous .alts is made from
tee seid of grape* sad testas juice. dem-
bin. d with lithoa, and has been weed fee
generation to clean and stimulate slugs
Foal kidneys and atop bladder ireitabioa.
Dad Salts is inexp.rirtve; halmleaS and
makes ► delightful effervescent Mbar
wales drink which millions of men and
women take now .and then, thus avoiding
serious kidney and bladder Omuta.
"SYRUP OF FIGS"
CHILD'S LAXATIVE
Look at tnntuet Removre po1-
ons front little stomach,
liver and bowels
It) Ian 1111nram.
11ft:tw11, 1tnr,'4 '�.- The past wr•k
tut' Ilan * tairt ht:.y uud• An• lice
tuem1.•re of the Commons. 4h11uSl1 til
the
same time the Murk sties,' of the
Iloasse ht's..,r•uw4 to he h':111.:oitrl
4 i1J amazing rh.1• .,iii r*pidity who•n
,,•.si0Il-.
nue Look. Mirk neer t 1, rwt•r
tr*ystly the d.lrlte o11 floe made.... g,1•s
anywju•re from two w'1•.•1.... t.. a rump,,
this year lite• Whips um 1•:u•h nide rluitu
fIl
,•c have hipposi
Ia.[ tw
of 4tuat. and 1om.etlate•nt1' they our try•
ilia to iu,•Illeutt• into the 1n11mIw1•. 4111•
idled 1 1131 1 t be sou +,Nil should e11.1 rlu'Itr
in Muy. Ther.• ''rVully an tape•,✓
lion 0(,gel4ima huwr In•fure the middle'
of [lir month anti the tend,•ucy 4111 all.
.td, •: seem- t.. bo 'I,, to It." Nolte of
the 111rp111•r4 i- luirti'•uhi rly :1144 ton.• to
apelut any of the .umnier 11101llles here
an.I any talk of'a *umuu•r 1esii.0 mow
.bund r•u,IPr Ulr 1111Mi•c ,.p.vtker 11-
I1•pu1u1' a•• the prorerhial 1•,leant.
Sir 1Ada•rt Itundet 1. e41e4•tr1 to 11•
hark tit the Iluu.ic nl act .the tint of
Lente*[ report. 4'r to the rfrr•f
the Id• 1. njaking Knill p gr•a3 tint
i. ,undine Ili. gains in he 11 .'1.11.
That 11eo$ NW.. brought leek a the
thou net1 t alums. that In 1tt1I. intend,
getting 'trail. dint e,1'ry tknot* .1114' ur
mother of the l;utereinient lawd4rs
meake. it ''IPo11g .Iarr•11 In the Hon..
lac• io liable lac Ir' 111r11w1r1 of bidding
for the Premiership. :'Che bows... two
hnm imlhul,rl nil ..l the 1•ubinet Mtn -
donors -and it (ea men 44110 are 11.11 of
the c110.•u but only lime and
'lir 11011.11 441411 14tt11• the• rumor..
Ne \av*I 1111 This. ieasion.
'1'1011• h,,•. 1111001 01% 411.11 al clearing
of elle 14011lea 1 :uluosOlen.
f IIr' t l.•
1 11 1
' 11 Idol 1' 1
rlrrlllt atV •k., [411
defeat of the King
u m
t•udmellt 111
hr
34.1,,1•.. 111111 Illy 1111,041ge of Str Uolaest
to hi. follow ,r.. Tile rank and the "of
the Colonist tinily IIIs•ItI..I 1..,•tlnd pal
r hello
•u Ick to th
1r'r lender 1 t1
until t 1 1w
-And that ++tio aloin[ the Mutt of their
decisions at that llin(h-Iullt.VI caucus.
Wli,-u t hey tw•t on the 00l11..idor111l1.111 .rt
Lila .1.IJic.1• rq..rI. it is Illldl•r.teued
that the lack of euthushlsur toaaiil
naval 1•c11•uditurt•. wits ,.o marked that
the 4iuter,yluent Iles derided 4.. .,lft-
11011:11 111 Ili/11 WW1 rd. It is not 1'411V'tiet
that there a ill I1• all- -e toaar11
$p.•ndimg w"uey fill' 1111'V/1 1 11140m0•. 111
the pr1•.•nt jmneti re. T111• country Is•
toot in any null[ 'fur ,rutty r4I1•udi- • - How the Morley is Made.
hurl.. 1•+'4444 111011g11 V111411110 11. lire Lorne- or,ceswry to 1114%*' 111114 111• that he will
ti.•ully nniluimou. irs Ic+
the I/r'd .d return .lac..atrtLge.,,10.,litil.i�ih followers Customer --"So you sell those watches
t to leri.11. he again +�rp• iota the 'treat -IL at half a guinea each ^ It must cost that
d1144 t•tiun fnr,au•iA inrill mi uidrll,'P Thr.m I. of ou,Irse a distitu't pa rti.u11 to make them.'•
and the I;u+clyuuclit 4111 mid it err, .n.tur to toot remark• but at the Anne Jeweller -"It does.-
rasy to di.'o11•r 1.,,, leo. failure
•
W
to introduce n uacall bill of this sea ,flu, will 1hut o__jL a! an4wtoney
"' c - - Tie prulwbTti f .•Tlnntfit Kir itlrbrrj
The Neu- Franchise Art. Tie
tie -step oft the bridge 111 ti taw
With n taint" Wit meet of lit• horizon. a,.'k. 111 :n taw mou1hs.
rr i■ too loth.' .4 at •rnurut 1444. (.Ito fir Iawge ('[lane Ilaek
to pru4uke tI Iellgtlly sl•..tou.
,•uchiw• Act, the 1•ailntltl. Iind In thee [bard p.•rhalls tot(• met
l•1 lir• Ihr 1lar t' ell ill. 1111114.'1 sotiera )1*' feature of 111i.. w.
Ito" -.0011 a11y' 0f tte•w will Air q. It lots pra\grr..Irl. i. the r•twd'arl
mailed Sit this' writing; but- viseer. with alike' Sir lie'rge F'u•f1'r is
lel ie in t'4''-t'uneenea,s tn�•kltng any and ell rlle•.tlons that
rare hetiie . Mm, Ihr�lte hi• Years
, yn,N.t..,i i8 tr..-
A (ientle Laxative for the
Children.
Mothers -the surest way of keeping
your lilt* ones well and happy. whether
It is the new -bort babe or the growing
child, la to keep then boar's regular and
their stomach sweet. Nine-ttniha of all
childhood ailments are the result of clerk
,led bowels and sour stomach. 1 h most
necessary and the best mea'icine for the
1little ones isa gentle laxatne something
that will relieve constipation. Sweeten the
j stomach and promote rest
and natural
sleep. Such a medicine Cs Bab)'s Own
Tablets. They are a gentle but efti.tent
nt free
guaranteed �•1 vr.bsolutel •
laxative. u area g
Y
from opiates and otter injurious drugs
and ttwy be given to the youngest infant
wnh perfect safety- They banish con-
stipation and indigestion; break up colds
and simple fevers and give the baby that
health and happiness which all children
should have. They are sold by medicine
dealers pr by mail at '-r;. cents a box from
the lar. Williams Medicine Co.; Bruck-
eirMe lOtlt,
,another ateih is
A man was brought into court for the
illicit distilling of whtskey.
"What is your name '" asked the
judge.
"Joelma," replied the prisoner.
"Joshua ?" repeated the judge. "Ah!
Are you the Joshua alio made the sun
stand still
"No. sir, judge." was the answer. "1
is the man who made the moon shine." -
N. I. Truth Seeker.
1•
Visual.
A M W
"My darling;" said a fond mother. aho
believed in appealing to child, en's tender
feelings instead of punishing them, "11 you
willgrieve mamma are so naughty lee n
youa
t't>r
that she will get 111 and have to lie in b:
in a dark room and may die and have to
he taken to the cemetery and be buried.
and you-"
The child had becotne more solemn,
but an angelic smile overspread his face
at his mother's last w and. throwing
his arms about her n k. he exclaimed:
"Ore, mamma. and may 1 sot beside the
coachman .""
1111 the' thNertlmrnt .uppurtrrs
rtiately Ig•Itf'It 'wiris e\lir,•ssing lout
.41•i11t- _ fi•eiR•t'ry 1Ioivi.eatr;' rte
of the t•ri•unlei'.. ',quirts Into nut
Have a oup of het Oso
e very day. It will want
you through and through
-fortify against
Wipe- ward of
-▪ ods and shills
-+ad keep �Y
you A 1. Iv^ at
CL tll 't
•
ycrept "C,Ilifornia" Syrup,. of Figs.
o, a -look for the name t'alilprnia on
11„• tackaee. then you are au a your
a•I'.kl i. hating the beat. and moot harm -
le • la eelye or physio for the little
et -mach, -liner end bowels. ('hildren
lo.: its delicious fruity taste. II
dn'eetimej fots'chiMa $s*ie its each bot-
tle faire it Without fear.'
lifetime.:1' ei%must say '"Caiifornla."
DARKEN gun HAIR,
woM YOUNG, ren
S ige Tea and Sulphur Darkens
So Naturally that No-
body can tell.
re:
and
•
Hair'that rosea Ib color and lust
14 when It tadea, turns gray. dull a
Ilteless, le eaueeil by si,lack of sulphur
Ta"flee halt." Oar grsildmother made
--mpetrwrtxtnrFet Satte•'M sod Sutebtut'
to keep her locks dark and beautiful.
and thousands of women and men who
wale* that even color, that beautiful
dark shade of hair which '1s so at-
trs^-tire; use only thin old-time recipe.
fierradayn we get this famous mix-
ture Improved by the addition of other
Iagredlenta by caking at any drug
awes forr-a bottle of "Wyeth's Palle
and_"Sutptrar"Compound.' whtch'dark-
eta TT t l W so tia►turally, •o evenly,
that nobody can poontbly tell it has
been applied. You Just dampen a
sponge or soft brush with It and draw
thla through your hair, taking one
small atrand at a time. By morning
the may hair disappears; but what
delights the ladles with Wyeth's Page
avid fiulphur Compound Is that, be -
den beautifully darkening the hair
4'r a few applications, It also brings
k the glow and Metre and ghee it
appearance of abundance.
•Wyeth'. Sage and Sulphur Com-
pound is a delightful toilet tequlafte
to Impart color and • youthful ap-
pearance to the hair. It he not In-
te.ded for the curs, mitigation or pre-
vention of disease
NOSE CLOGGED FROM
A COLD OR CATARRH
'Apply Cream in Nestnls To
Open Up Air Passages.
Ahl What relief! Your clogged ao.-
trila open right up, the air paasagee of
your head pre clear and you can breathe
freely. /so more hawking. snuffling.
mucous discharge, headache. dryness -no
struggling for breath at night. your cold
or cetarrb is gone.
Ik,n't stay stuffed up! Get a smell
tattle of Ely's Cream Balm from your
druggist now. Apply a little of this
fragrant• antiseptic cream in your nos-
trils. let it penetrate through eery fir
postage of the bead; soothe and heal
the *wollen. inflamed mucous membrane,
_giving you instant relief.' Fly's Cream
Balm is just what every; cold and ea -
Jerrie su/erer haa_beea seeking. It's
jerspbadid.
T
.w
time the eyes of moo are e.-nuuing Customer- 'Then hem do you make
t
Wit
The
411e but
now. Ju.
1'4111.1• 1. 1111,
fhr f.rtner
[,•furl•
teatime. 1111 11 11 i.
110.11t'ul to the l''
leaves. Leen el trl.ge.r dropped act least t 1
hem ► filed litd .tug up jilt
vide to
' ,,1141 the a'°rrll'e Jot LpulJet• Brier orPry-
It „1i'. e.titt'tt� Vp- .
nc11t.• !till .„toil thing during lite eb-ear• 4'i the 1•rimr
IIB4'.•. 14fparrutly [thin):
Sir 4;t4.41,• VV•111.. til have
.0 •o ri 'ear. off hila
uneteter1•. IIInI'tIM•re 1. rt 11, little in It sou rids" since the 1/4"1""- -"V""'
an 4*hll•tl hbum. m. a hurl, moot bank.th 10441 or not he i• wn•aspirant for
of jimmy then. fit I1• o ""ithnl to the ederehip ahem -ear $Hr Rolrl
this clause 111 that. but nt prrsl•ut dealt,•. Mit M• 1131. h:•d Illi[ 1111. [herrr
ljaw -lht' 1:rintiiI 'ill tuffs -ilial rtwl•hrd vin 11• no qui -ration that_l"e1111.il learner
the member. and eututspientl,• t11eg b' 18 1g ti "trum•11nek �hl. lrtshln
are trot in 11 pot -Rion til .By Who they "bleb
b ut• to shutmembers
many mtubers
4011 or 44311 mot d.• 111 d1•lu,t1•. -y ' ensu- 44 to twee Been 11'. 41_11 ro
it- M'ht., prnsision..for t•4t totting u• $100111 111 [lar arms of this ileo., 'g the
frasltehi.e. to every, numau111 44(111111
()Moo :1 orator..
,.ter 1%4•Iltyrt1W \41111 1. u IIli( i.11 3.111,-
.11•1_. it 101
al,-
jtr t,am,1 4411 101. molded in Canada,
for one year stool in the rulltttneney
for tau 11.. there .'4'uis to I1• tittle
quarrel. int the matter of u.illg Pro-
vincial Here -se- re bests far ate_Prtterit
Orel kers using[ (-numerators in' the
rural di -arid. and registration pee
.,.lure tp all town. and cities over
Loon population. there 44111 pr4a11dy fou
,1 little bick,•ri1•g-•h,''h'.nil, forth whvti_
1114. debate got, under way. 11111 un
Ihr 441101.• there dor. not *1.410 to be a
gnent deal nlsntl the hill which ,un he
01tjeetiontible. 11111,44. there are -,jokers-
. • of the 41114-e•.
The 44'0 'ns during the past week
lei. had n Matt alt t1 utuul11•r of ques-
tions. he -holing re-estnhtishment of
.,. le 1 n' it 1• - a s 1• . f t 1
1 1 r and the n li n the t e n
I
nt
unman nod a mi4olturut. to the
British North Auu•rietwAet %filch %'mild
allowCanada to nmcu,l her oa-n'1i11r-
.Ittuti.N, .1,11r101 1.1..he .1144 tit o11,
agreement of all the Pros hie, *im.I
without 11nring to go I*•for,• the 1a►-
Ie'1•ial l'nrlinue•nt with rqueet' t..
have this tar that hilae changed lir
required.
Canada's !genions' Status.
Thr.gatr•tinn of f'tintufn'to mati11ulasml
arose on the drluitrl o01 the emit" -,s
pence -wit lu Bulgaria. Tion. N. W
Rowell Imtroduerrl a resolution to pro-
vide for the ratiticntinn of t't. treaty.
MA ns a remelt 110 Ma. a,.-nsirl by
HUL Jlacki'1IZJe lifustti'Lbniing brought
this freaty Is•fer. the Hone.• just se
(1 drea's Ali $4'[14'[14.
he regular monthly meeting' of the\
Chi Iran's .\id noehhty arts' 1w'1 sou
_xturrif, h la' • Vt+jtirtrat4r...:_itrhl's
oMI,+• rhich 11 1404' *[ewes 11•4r1 by the
r•r'tltry. AcruUfltts for eonnty
hFpt+n.--. 1..4.... suit
for Shelter espruw•s.
paid. .t number
pert. ,leant with..
esteem- m 1"11114r•tI'tt
01f/1 1.16 11.1p-
11 MI "-me.•
nye anine-.
roost mei
shoo' 11
gratify g. het
Ile
ad g•mel k•
(lest resit
the wan
,
are nine
n 11your
e 11(1 10
lug of
nil it
the
tat
u
Indication flint they nre'being .•name'
■ga'.I in loablts of thrift. The monthly),
meeting. of the Society ere held 1111 the
.arrelll Tuesday of Duch month. and
wnyonr fw•I1114 tin Interest in title cork
is tem -dimity 4rleomr to attend.
Homer ore wanted fur triple from Ary
county .
sir -ret a ry
.tuulry 111
i{3.1tl4. M"P
of lilterrotit
III %Welt the
with the overwl
leo. and delsebd
l'11.0. ill wII1111 pr
Is
the tr'.ul.le. ca
ears -fill thought.
In suer ca/1.r. In 1.0
Iq ialier, there are
°rereonne meld patinae
meet to he trityl that t
for the future welfare o
alley. 11• arrival at. Ther
children to tfw home now, a
tvnt•mplatin* 1111' edoptiun 144
one. or %letting to know some
the work ieing tarried on. will
visit aril worth while- Sox o
wink tures in Pewter-Iwmes litter a t
sayings hank aetimitt of
--)ew'elfer.• Repairing them-"
to virtu years of age. '
au meant t+ lank* n51+thrr "P"""1* en) The following are the cnntrmutlius
external affairs and the Iwiiw• „+lifer- reteinw1 since last m,r•ting ' Jackson:
rine. 14""""'r. the drhntr whirl' he. .Emir•,,-itlyth. twr Wm. Taylor,
Min in that from. of mind ended In St. Atie Stine tcomru'. inetitute, ,110;
..-.� 4 the lender. on 111111 side+ bring in• Hr•
s ftrtgtr+•mrnrwrnrnl
mship, [ii14114:1. H -11.t'. nTr11yo, mn
1s oH'hailllderrttl
w_
Society. Ci1.50: Dr. J 1;1112:1;',..-----
Aid
;sspTAid
that .it Wilfrid Laurier had fleet
TORpEOOED, rltiim,rl for tntwlxr1tt-
nation and Sir Borden and his /etlaius tm.S:::tu4.liipofHowi•k.
:
..l,• .
Tommy Puts His Foot in 1t. -
"Say. grandpa. make a noise like &
The Real Story
of
Porcupine s
Riches
An illustrated booklet.
t restin
I' ' e
telling in an interesting
way the real facts about
Ontario's great gold
producing district, will
\be sent free on request.
Waits for your copy to -Joy
Merl. Gibson & Co.
703-4-5 ilia of Hamilton Bldt
TORONTO
TO
1.1.•
"coaxed little Tommy. _
"What for, ens son
e
]khy. papa says that when you croal
well get a thousand pounds.
Juinpy Nerves!
Trafon pt slartritT ry or
"Jump- or "scare" at the least
little thing, 1t means that year:
Nerve Pore is weakened sad-.
.peat. • . .- "-' _
Your Nerves control every Mow
tal and Physical process that takes
place within you -it the the
Nerves were tut leading to the
Heart that organ would never beat
again. Without the Nerves you
could [tee. Taste. [lawn or
Hear again for it I. upon the
Nerves that every sense depends.
If you wish to build up and
strengthen the body you mast put
new life Into the millions of nerve
fibres that lead to the Heart. the
Stomach. the Kidneys. the Liver
and the other organs. This you
can quite easily do by taking a
six box treatment of Hacking.
Heart and Nerve Remedy. Ir will
take away "that tired feeling."
banish those pains In the head.
Increase your appetite. help you
to sleep better, eat better and live
Longer.
What Is a few dollars in com-
parison to your health. we offer
Toa • sovereign remedy for your
illness In .Haohtng'. Heart a
Nerve remedy. The road to Y th
and Happineow Is yours 1t yo will
but believe it. This wo' ierful
preparation will change u from
a Weak. Nervous or A `. • •- r -
son to one full of e, Vital
and Animation. it w 1 bring back
the Roses to your . peeks by in-
creaaing circulatl. - and purifying
the blood. Bet get a few boxes.
now. when 70 think of it. but be
sure to set eking'. Price 60c a
box, • for $ .50. Sold by all delet-
es* or b meal, postpaid- Hack -
Iva LI Iced. .istowel, Ont.
To Ladies !
etaia
This 1s re ultt of the lack of
the ordinary red coep.cwles in the
blood. The WO frebaenl neglect
of this complaint, e.plctally lac the
case of gruwis' girlie and youn
women. is fraught with the grtyit-
est danger.
,Poorness of the B
must lead to weakness ot,ifhe body.
General Debility and ch a run
down condition 'the the sufferer
falls a prey to atm any epidemic
disease -.teepee' ly Influenza.
Colds and La G ppe.
Fain
•
, Palpitation
general dl thence of the bodily
functions eadarhe. hysteria, pate
and rw• complealoa, pallor el
fort gee and Ilpa, puttines. en-
der Abe eyes and Heart Murmur
lir-/generally associated with An-
t*.
Hackings Heart -and
Nerve Remedy
Is the
meat
reliable medicine to
use. it will bring back the early
cheeks and restore Vitality and
Vlger. Do not be discouraged and
do not worry for Toa will only get
worse. Place your ronfldence to
Hacking. Heart and Nerve Remedy
for It Is a complete tonic that well
bring back the happtaeae of good
health that you se much desire.
Buy a few boxes to -day. Price
50c a box. 6 for $2.60. sold by
all dealers or by . mail, postpaid.
Hacking' Limited. Listowel -
Attention
Sailors!
is the time
No,r
that y <Y U
are going away for
the season. I wish
You- Good Heal ,
Coed Luck, . . a
1 1
Safe Retur I f
vou- need/anything
in, bur ire, kindly
call ane- see us.
>VC have' every-
thing; --froze- .Bgots
`11
to-Cap71,--You can
save. fnoney by
buying here.
•
South Side Square - c«torka
Open in the Evenings
X
Right ! lir
Teacher {who is'teaching the clan the •
alphabets--"Noss,-Jacky: ---
after 'G' ?"
Jacky- "R'hii."
I
shim fort vt s.i..oll $^-
llit6m•r. had ei•lil ientrthat rldl4n tot-
} Mrs.Wm. Beaver-, Sr. Mary., SI ; W.
the peace 'treaty, and that. further. in 'u. a'Itnton, el ; W. t'. '1'. 1 10111 1
Don't bust E'f and } 1:1111111111L/1110111d tutee the right pi .. -t r -on emrm
lore (rlh.tltution *awn she thought ed amount Ala:lot ■nd qtr. cos,t'
tae
} j \ i$nhle willmdtt seeking ls•rml,u+inn of S.1: Bowels, b t k I 11111. - Sire, .1o.eph Salkeld. n supply
the luslhlnuvrt at London. Hun N,,. •
ut f
r,•, pork silo' d petit cif
• ' CatiCa(et � krnxlr }Cine, alio pot fnncnnl • [lots
clnine, ata, i,ufnnu,'.1 that negotiatlun1
ho tlmt rff.--t erre alren,I' under wily.
The t ight•Hotir this.
,!n inter,•-ti4lg definite on an ,•inlet-
iilffr ibly t4'.ritatloll 11.
Itunlhum" Il'eterlwlr11l hrulutht forth
ntrnng rltdUtw from art .. t -_tn rmer
113, ui)s r* .[lief "If _'rouldu- he dune."
Sr
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Von ,nen \nil women w ..ead't g
feel.ny ho_bare heath thr,eoat
1
j to.G(w. bed treat AMA 443414.*P d4x4:-
11pset, bothered whit a :•rck` di
ordered stomach and colds.
Are you keeping yottrx tater aril bo
(leen with ('ssearet., oa shocking yo
iniidepEmery few d,rv•' 4th Calnme!;
Salts, On and '.olenl pil!a, A
I('n•csrets wprk while j ntt i,e; ; they �f
tn
'eeriest the stomach. feeler' Co ramie. 1,•11
undigested, feren.'ing Iona d foul
uRasses; tilt the etre+. UWe -humthe *N4""
firer -lend -tarry cut of the systent-tillibe purti41
'sn
1 con.tipsted waste metterd piia ois0 law Intl,
mos, can't sleep, Irilions, ne us end.
honey.
Nerdy a Suggestion.
At an "at home" given by a country
gentleman's, wife, the footman had to do
duty for the butler.
The said footman was much aston-
ished at the thin bread -and -Nutter with
which he served his mistress' guests.
.1n eight-hour day on the ferns, tory As he was suppl)mng an ancient dowager
doctored. would mean more abandoned (.r the fourth time. -tie said to her, In a
fa ren eml it greeter melt of ngricnl- voice which was meant for a whisper, but
rtshs to the height light* of the city; Which was audible 10 the whole room:
Mould 'tits° mean jut lncreaee of ate "If you slap three`or four slices to
Afty._pet_rent- in the enst of till gether, mum, maybe you can get a bite !'
4'!.• rite men tier not •
Ely-anslun. t.. have 'tach a -
lutfd, either. belt the Wafter Lose'. Infinite variety.
the bowels. fsseseeta
or (slue inconvenience
cost .o little too.
never
gripe, si
and Caseareti
:1
Girls! Yourhalrneed.• a little "Danderinc"-that's all' When
ft becomes lifeless, thin or loses its lustre; when ugly dandruff
appears. or your hair falls out. a 35 -tent bottle of delightful,
dependable "nanderine" from any store, will save your hair.
entio double it's beauty. You can have nice, thick hair, too.
WR s rnd11T 11 hen Hon. f..1. Doherty,
Minister of .Ilwtice, lutnntincwf finally
thief In hi. opinion Parliament Clad not
the right to ,•nftane an right -hour they
nit oyer the Ihml'L lion without m,kitilt
it hemline! net
sigh hone, and he
nrr w" atlrl 111 11111 11
on the .fd of a erlrnl
1te-*stn Ishment 1101.1 .,
mbn' them `it dry. It beg
argeilm•nt. that and eon, of
matters 4Nllch brought fro
Heald! the ,tnnotine•m,•nt Hat pen-
sion. .vmmiltc.'. *4, to be elpp° tort
to hook into the :earner of rumtinu
the s,,r temps lend also to hike up it
oilier mottrs In regard t.. iw•n.lons•}\ Brown -'•well. rather. Hes the eldestThe„ Mejor Andra. '['entre lclnnl. oh(lfteen children, and I'm the youngest."
NI(1 Ill 1'41.10,011 n r14.1111tun valuing
for (4114144.1' rv•s•.tnidl.I •nt sic to the
retnrm,rl men, and tire,'. from Kir
o;er,rge Foaer the promta' of another
committee
"Yes," she said. !'For a week 1 was
the furniture broker's 'sweet.' then the
pastry -baker's 'tart' ; the poulterer often
called me his'duck' ; the ftshman called
me his tom 'soul.' I was a jeweler's 'peat I'
t work mon• than and the gardener'daisy•' KKullock, the
id' not think any- butcher, called me his 'Iamb.' When the
eight•honr bill fruiterer was In a good stood he called me
I how. 'h.But you, dear," she said to
tr for thehisshoemaker', "came 'last.' and you are
th tin my 'peacall. Tut Bot*.
lesions
Mr.
Quite Distant.
Smith -"Is that chap Brown a relation
of yours ^'•
Brown -"Only a distant relative."
Smith -"Very distant
The Leadership Question.
While it is true that the earnte of
the pest peek or two have closeted the
finlilleal air 1to a great eetent, they
Mere not tweearlett In rem/tying the
miermurtng'. Ihlrticuh,rfp among those
who tire not of toy, l;nvermm,•nt rr+lor
there le w claim thnt the 1'remlrr's
Blies:. is being tseel e+ a convenience
by those who really stned h1•hind the
twrllctes nr het. piety. When, a fee
months ago, It
Kir Robert Homo
order to hold tl
did too, they soy.
41. 11.'4essn ry 10 hi' \'.•
lir• his rettn•ment In
perry tngeth•r, hi; «het.ave more tome
\Vow, wbeo It Is competit'eatherum thanpropborOt•h
Bright ('oat.
Joculat ,O:d Party (about to board a
tramcar o(4 a pouring wet day) - "Ah.
conductor, Is this Noehs Ark of yours
full
Conductor -'ilio, air; there's just
room for tee donkey. Come on, sir 1"
11a,hfful Assurance.
"Mary," said the sick man to his wife&
when the doctor had pronounced it a case
of 'flu,' '•if any of my creditors call. tell
them that 1 am at last in a position to give
them something:"
•
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Goderichf Ont.'
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